I AM YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT, AS IT SAYS ON THE BONE HERE.

私は君のホスト スティーブン・コルバートだ 骨に書いてある通りだ

WELL, WE ARE LIVE, RIGHT THERE, AFTER THE FIRST PRESIDENTIAL

WELL, WE ARE LIVE, RIGHT THERE, AFTER THE FIRST PRESIDENTIAL

DEBATE.

DEBATE.

TONIGHT WAS THE OPENING ROUND OF DONALD TRUMP VERSUS JOE BIDEN,

今夜はドナルド・トルンプ対ジョー・バイデンの開幕戦でした。

THE BATTLE OF THE BOOMERS, THE SHOWMAN JURIES THE JOE-MAN.

THE BATTLE OF THE BOOMERS, THE SHOWMAN JURIES THE JOE-MAN.

GET READY FOR DEMOCRACY TO CRUMBLE!

民主主義が崩壊する準備をしろ！

I COME TO YOU TONIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, AN EMPTY VESSEL,

私は今夜、皆さんのところに来ました 空の伝票機です

A MAN WITH A MIND WIPED CLEAN.

心がきれいに拭かれた男

I HAVE STOOD IN THE SWIRLING CHAOS OF CREATION.

私は創造の渦巻く沌の中で 立ち止まっていた

I HAVE SEEN SHIVA WIELDING HIS CARVINGS AGREEMENT GOUT OFT

外でシーヴァが彫刻の契約をしているのを見た。

UNIVERSE.

UNIVERSE.

THE SKY ONCE RED, BLUE, AND BLACK UNTIL ALL THAT REMAINED

赤、青、黒の空がすべて残るまで

WAS A STARLESS VOID AND THE HOLLOWED HUSK ONCE KNOWN AS

WAS A STARLESS VOID AND THE HOLLOWED HUSK ONCE KNOWN AS

CHRIS WALLACE.

クリス・ウォレス

WE ARE EMERGED FROM THE MAT WHIRLWIND WHERE WE FORBADE ON

WE ARE EMERGED FROM THE MAT WHIRLWIND WHERE WE FORBADE ON

THE GOVERNANCE OF GOD HIMSELF, AND HE SAID UNTO US, "JESUS,

神ご自身の統治下にあって、私たちに向かって「イエス。

STOP INTERRUPTING HIM, YOU GIANT BABY!"

STOP INTERRUPTING HIM, YOU GIANT BABY!"

YES, TONIGHT SAW THE BEST MINDS OF OUR GENERATION DESTROYED BY

YES, TONIGHT SAW THE BEST MINDS OF OUR GENERATION DESTROYED BY

MADNESS STARVING HYSTERICAL, NAKED, DRAGGING THEMSELVES

MADNESS STARVING HYSTERICAL, NAKED, DRAGGING THEMSELVES

THROUGH THE STREETS AT DAWN, LOOKING FOR THE MUTE BUTTON.

夜明けの通りを通って ミュートボタンを探してた

FORGET FACT CHECKING THIS DEBATE.

FORGET FACT CHECKING THIS DEBATE.

WE COULDN'T EVEN DO ANY SENTENCE FINDING!

WE COULDN'T EVEN DO ANY SENTENCE FINDING!

I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY THIS, BUT I AM SO LOOKING FORWARD TO

こんなことを言うとは思わなかったけど、でも楽しみにしています。

THE VICE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE.

副大統領の討論です

I MEAN, FOR PETE'S SAKE, CHILDREN WATCHED THAT!

子供たちが見てたのよ！

I'M GLAD I'VE ALREADY HAD MY CHILDREN, BECAUSE I THINK JUST

I'M GLAD I'VE ALREADY HAD MY CHILDREN, BECAUSE I THINK JUST

WATCHING THAT STERILIZED ME.

WATCHING THAT STERILIZED ME.

BUT WHO KNOWS?

BUT WHO KNOWS?

WHO WHO KNOWS?

WHO WHO KNOWS?

I CAN GET EMOTIONAL.

私は感情的になることができます。

MAYBE I'M A LITTLE OVERHEATED.

少しオーバーヒートしたかな？

LET'S SEE WHAT THE NEWS PROFESSIONALS HAD TO SAY ABOUT

LET'S SEE WHAT THE NEWS PROFESSIONALS HAD TO SAY ABOUT

IT.

ＩＴです。

DANA BASH.

ダナバッシュ

>> THAT WAS A ( BLEEP ) SHOW.

>> それは( BLEEP )ショーだった。

>> OKAY, OKAY.

>>OKAY、OKAY。

THAT IS, FIRST OF ALL, AN INSULT TO BOTH SHOWS AND THE OTHER WORD

それは、まず第一に、両方のショーと他の言葉に対する侮辱です。

THAT I CAN'T SAY BECAUSE THIS IS CBS.

これがCBSだから言えないんだよ

IT'S NOT EXACTLY ACCURATE, BECAUSE AT LEAST AFTER A

正確には正確ではありませんが、少なくともその後に

90-MINUTE POOP, YOU GENERALLY FEEL BETTER.

90-MINUTE POOP, YOU GENERALLY FEEL BETTER.

( LAUGHTER ) OKAY...

( LAUGHTER ) OKAY...

OH!

嗟乎

LET'S GET TO THE COVERAGE.

LET'S GET TO THE COVERAGE.

GOING INTO TONIGHT'S DEBATE, ANTICIPATION WAS A-BUB LIN'.

今夜の討論会では、反感を買っていました。

"THE NEW YORK TIMES" PREDICTED A CLASH OF STYLE AND IDEAS.

"ニューヨークタイムズ "は、スタイルとアイデアの衝突を予言した。

NO, BAD, "NEW YORK TIMES," BAD!

NO, BAD, "NEW YORK TIMES" BAD!

STOP PRETENDING THAT ANY OF THIS IS NORMAL.

これが普通のことのように 見せかけるのはやめてくれ

THEY'RE NOT EQUIVALENT CANDIDATES.

彼らは同等の候補者ではありません。

YOU DON'T SEE A GUY TRYING TO TAKE A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL AWAY

モロトフ・コックテイルを奪おうとする男を見たことはないだろう。

FROM A BABY AND SAY, "THAT'S A REAL CLASH OF STYLE AND IDEAS."

FROM A BABY AND SAY "THAT'S A REAL CLASH OF STYLE AND IDEAS"

BEFORE THE DEBATE STARTED, CHRIS WALLACE GAVE US A PREVIEW OF HIS

討論会が始まる前に、クリス・ウォレスが彼の予習をしてくれました。

MODERATION STRATEGY, SAYING, "MY JOB IS TO BE AS INVISIBLE AS

私の仕事は、できるだけ目に見えないようにすることだ」と言いながら、モダレーション戦略を展開しています。

POSSIBLE."

"可能性がある"

CHRIS, I COULD HAVE TOLD YOU TRYING TO BE INVISIBLE WOULDN'T

クリス、見えないようにしようとしていることを伝えられたかもしれないのに

HELP.

助けて

HAVEN'T YOU SEEN "THE LORD OF THE RINGS."

"指輪の神様 "を見たことがないのか？

>>> I THINK MY STRONGEST MAY BE BY FAR IS MY TEMPERAMENT.

>>>> I THINK MY STRONGEST MAY BE BY FAR IS MY TEMPERAMENT.

>> Stephen: NOW, BEFORE THINGS EVEN GOT STARTED, THE DIFFERENCE

>> スティーブン今では、物事が始まる前から、その差は歴然としています。

IN THE CANDIDATES WAS CLEAR BECAUSE EVERYONE IN BIDEN'S SIDE

候補者の中には、バイデンの側のすべての人が明確だったからです。

OF THE HALL WAS WEARING A MASK.

OF THE HALL WAS WEARING A MASK.

MOST OF THE PEOPLE ON TRUMP'S SIDE, INCLUDING HIS FOUR

トランプ側の人間の多くは、彼の4人を含めて。

CHILDREN, WERE NOT WEARING MASKS.

子供たちは、マスクをしていませんでした。

AND ACCORDING TO THE CLEVELAND CLINIC, IT IS A REQUIREMENT THAT

CLEVELAND CLINICによると、以下のことが必須条件となっています。

ALL GUESTS WEAR MASKS.

ALL GUESTS WEAR MASKS.

AND THAT'S NOT A MEDICAL REQUIREMENT.

そして、それは医療の必要条件ではありません。

THE CLEVELAND CLINIC JUST DOESN'T WANT TO SEE ERIC'S

MOUTH.

口。

PLUS, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO WIN OVER VOTERS BY KILLING THEM.

PLUS, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO WIN OVER VOTERS BY KILLING THEM.

MOST POLLS SHOW THAT VOTERS DO NOT RESPOND WELL TO THEIR OWN

ほとんどの世論調査では、投票者は自分自身にうまく反応しないことを示しています。

DEATHS.

DEATHS.

CHRIS WALLACE OPENED BY LAYING OUT THE RULES FOR THE SPARSE

クリス・ウォレスは、スパーズのルールを明らかにして開きました。

AUDIENCE.

オーディエンス.

>> THE AUDIENCE HERE IN THE HALL HAS PROMISED TO REMAIN SILENT.

>> THE AUDIENCE HERE IN THE HALL HAS PROMISED TO REMAIN SILENT.

>> Stephen: AND NOT JUST THE REPUBLICANS WHO HAVE BEEN

>> スティーブン: これまでの共和党だけではありません。

COWARDS FOR THE PAST FOUR YEARS.

COWARDS FOR THE PAST FOUR YEARS.

EVEN THOUGH THE CANDIDATES DID NOT SHAKE HAND, THEY DID CHANGE

候補者が握手しなくても、候補者は変わっていった。

PLEASANTRIES.

喜びの声を。

( APPLAUSE ) >> HOW YOU DOING, MAN?

( APPLAUSE ) >> 元気か？

>> Stephen: TO WHICH TRUMP REPLIED, "I'M OKAY, HOW A ARE YU

>> スティーブンそれに対してTRUMPは「I'M OKAY, HOW A ARE YU」と答えました。

DOING MAN, PERSON, WOMAN, CAMERA, TV."

DOING MAN, PERSON, WOMAN, CAMERA, TV"

IT SEEMS PRETTY CLEAR FROM THE BEGINNING THAT TRUMP'S DEBATE

トランプの討論会の始まりから、それは明らかに明確に見えます。

STRATEGY WAS JUST TO TALK OVER EVERYONE.

戦略は誰にでも話しかけられるようにすることだった。

>> LET ME ASK MY QUESTION.

>> LET ME ASK MY QUESTION.

>> I'LL ASK JOE.

>> JOEに聞いてみます。

THE INDIVIDUAL MANDATE WAS THE MOST UNPOPULAR--

THE INDIVIDUAL MANDATE WAS THE MOST UNPOPULAR--

>> MR. PRESIDENT, MR. PRESIDENT, I'D LIKE-- I'M THE MODERATOR OF

>> MR.大統領、MR.大統領 私は... 私はモデレーターです

THIS DEBATE AND I WOULD LIKE YOU TO CAN LET ME ASK MY QUESTION.

THIS DEBATE AND I WOULD LIKE YOU TO CAN LET ME ASK MY QUESTION.

>> Stephen: AND HE JUST KEPT DOING IT ALL NIGHT.

>> スティーブン：そして、彼は一晩中それを続けた。

IT REMINDED WHEN ABRAHAM LINCOLN DEBATED A LEAF BLOWER.

アブラハム・リンカーンが葉っぱの花を論じた時のことを思い出した。

JOE BIDEN DID GET IN SOME ZINGERS.

ジョー・バイデンは、ジンジャーを手に入れました。

>> MR. PRESIDENT, CAN YOU LET HIM FINISH, SIR?

>> MR.大統領 彼に最後までやらせてもらえますか？

>> HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO DO THAT.

>> 彼はその方法を知らない。

>> Stephen: TO WHICH MELANIA RESPONDED, "NO YOU WOULDN'T."

>> スティーブンメラニアは "いいえ、あなたはしない "と答えた

EVENTUALLY, BIDEN HAD JUST HAD IT.

EVENTUALLY, BIDEN HAD JUST HAD IT.

>> WELL YOU SHUT UP, MAN.

>> お前は黙ってろよ。

.>> Stephen: NO, NO, HE WON'T.

.>> スティーブンいや、いや、彼はしない。

IMAGINE IF THAT WORKED!

これが機能していたらと想像してみてください！

IT'S NOT GREAT WHEN YOU HAVE TO SAY THE SAME THING TO THE

IT'S NOT GREAT WHEN YOU HAVE TO SAY THE SAME THING TO THE

PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES THAT YOU WOULD SHOUT AT A FRIEND

アメリカ合衆国大統領が友人に向かって怒鳴るというのは

WHO WON'T STOP RANTING ABOUT HOW VAN HALEN WAS ACTUALLY A BETTER

バン・ヘイレンがいかに優れていたかを わめき散らすのを止められない人

BAND WITH SAMMY HAGAR.

BAND WITH SAMMY HAGAR.

BIDEN TRIED TO HIGHLIGHT JUST HOW BAD TRUMP HAS BEEN ON THE

BIDENはTRUMPがいかに悪いことをしてきたかを強調しようとした。

CORONAVIRUS.

コロナビラス

>> AND, BY THE WAY, MAYBE YOU COULD INJECT SOME BLEACH IN YOUR

>> AND, BY THE WAY, MAYBE YOU COULD INJECT SOME BLEACH IN YOUR

ARM AND THAT WOULD TAKE CARE OF IT.

腕があれば大丈夫だ

>> THAT WAS SAID SARCASTICALLY AND YOU KNOW THAT.

>> THAT WAS SAID SARCASTICALLY AND YOU KNOW THAT.

>> Stephen: IT WAS SARCASM, JUST LIKE MY OATH TO HOLD UP THE

>> スティーブンそれはサルカズムだった、まさに私の誓いのように。

CONSTITUTION AND MY MARRIAGE VOWS.

憲法と私の結婚の誓い

I GUESS I'M JUST TOO HIP FOR THE ROOM.

I GUESS I'M JUST TOO HIP FOR THE ROOM.

THEN, THEN THINGS GOT A LITTLE PERSONAL.

THEN, THEN THINGS GOT A LITTLE PERSONAL.

>> A LOT OF PEOPLE DIED, AND A LOT MORE ARE GOING TO DIE UNLESS

>> 多くの人が死に、さらに多くの人が死ななければならない。

HE GETS A LOT SMARTER A LOT QUICKER.

HE GETS A LOT SMARTER A LOT QUICKER.

>> MR. PRESIDENT.

>> MR.大統領

>> DID YOU USE THE WORD "SMART?" DON'T EVER USE THE WORD SMART

>> DID YOU USE THE WORD "SMART?" DON'T EVER USE THE WORD SMART

WITH ME.

WITH ME.

DON'T EVER USE THAT WORD.

その言葉は絶対に使うな

>> Stephen: I CAN IMAGINE TRUMP IS NOT USED TO HEARING

>> スティーブン：私は想像することができます。

THAT WORD AROUND HIM VERY MUCH.

その言葉が彼の周りにはたくさんある

WALLACE TRIED TO PAINT THE DIFFERENCE IN THE TWO

WALLACEは、2つの違いをペイントしようとしました。

CANDIDATES' CAMPAIGNING STYLES QUIRK.

キャンディデートのキャンペーンスタイルの奇妙な。

>> PRESIDENT TRUMP, YOU'RE HOLDING THE LARGE RALLIES WITH

>> トランプ大統領、あなたは大規模な集会を開催していますね。

CROWDS PACKED TOGETHER, THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE.

数千人の人々が一緒に詰めかけた群衆。

>> OUTSIDE.

>> 外に出ています。

>> OUTSIDE, YES, SIR, AGREED.

>> 外に出て、はい、了解しました。

VICE PRESIDENT BIDEN YOU ARE HOLDING MUCH SMALLER EVENTS.

VICE PRESIDENT BIDEN YOU ARE HOLDING MUCH SMALLER EVENTS.

WHY YOU HOLDING THE BIG RALLIES, WHY YOU NOT?

WHY YOU HOLDING THE BIG RALLIES, WHY YOU NOT?

>> Sephen: WE ALREADY KNOW THE BIG RALLIES ARE BAD, CHRIS.

>> セフェン：ビッグ・ラリーが悪いことはもうわかっているよ、クリス。

THIS IS LIKE ASKING, "MR. PRESIDENT, YOU'RE TYING

これは「MR.大統領、あなたはタイピングをしています。

LADIES TO THE RAILROAD TRACKS AS THE CHOO-CHOO TRAINS ARE

LADIES TO THE RAILROAD TRACKS AS THE CHOO-CHOO TRAINS ARE

COMING."

"来る"

MR. BIDEN, WHY DID YOU GO WITH THE STRATEGY NOT KILLING YOUR

MR. BIDEN, WHY DID YOU GO WITH THE STRATEGY NOT KILLING YOUR

SUPPORTERS?

SUPPORTERS?

HE TRIED TO EXPLAIN THAT THE RALLIES ARE A HEALTH RISK.

HE TRIED TO EXPLAIN THAT THE RALLIES ARE A HEALTH RISK.

>> HE'S NOT WORRIED ABOUT YOU.

>> 彼はあなたのことを心配していません。

>> NO NEGATIVE EFFECT.

>> 悪影響はありません。

WE'VE HAD 35, 40,000 PEOPLE AT THESE RALLY S.

これらの集会には35,40,000人の人々が参加しました

>> Stephen: NO NEGATIVE EFFECT FROM YOUR RALLY POSITIVE

>> スティーブン ポジティブなラリーからの悪影響なし

UPON THAT'S AN INTERESTING POINT.

それは興味深いポイントだ

HERMAN CANE, YOUR THOUGHTS?

ハーマンケーン、あなたの考えは？

HERMAN CANE.

HERMAN CANE.

EVIDENTLY WE'RE HAVING CONNECTION ISSUES WITH THE GREAT

EVIDENTLY WE'RE HAVING CONNECTION ISSUES WITH THE GREAT

BEYOND.

ビヨンド

NOW, TRUMP LAMENTED THE DAMAGING EFFECTS OF THE LOCKDOIN.

今、トランプは、ロックドインの有害な影響を絶賛しました。

>> YOU LOOK AT WHAT'S GOING ON WITH DIVORCE.

>> YOU LOOK AT WHAT'S GOING ON WITH DIVORCE.

>> Stephen: "I MEAN EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK, THERE ARE WIVES SAYING

>> スティーブン：「つまり、どこを見ても、妻たちはこう言っています。

TO THEIR HUSBANDS,' DONALD THE SECOND YOU'RE OUT OF OFFICE I'M

"夫たちへ" "ドナルド、君が任期を終えたら" "私は

LEAVING YOU AND YOUR UNSPEAKABLE BURGER FARTS.

LEAVING YOU AND YOUR UNSPEAKABLE BURGER FARTS.

WAR CRIME, SHE USED THE WORD WAR CRIME.

戦争犯罪、彼女は戦争犯罪という言葉を使った。

SHE'S GOING TO DRAG MY ASS."

"彼女は私のケツを引っ張るつもりだ"

( LAUGHTER ) COME ON.

( LAUGHTER ) COME ON.

YOU HAVE TO FIND YOUR HAPPINESS WHERE YOU CAN.

YOU HAVE TO FIND YOUR HAPPINESS WHERE YOU CAN.

TRUMP BRAGGED ABOUT HOW HE'S RESCUED THE WIDE WORLD OF

TRUMPは、彼がどのようにして世界の広い世界を取り戻したかについて自慢げに語った。

SPORTS.

SPORTS.

>> I'M THE ONE THAT BROUGHT BACK FOOTBALL.

>> I'M THE ONE THAT BROUGHT BACK FOOTBALL.

>> Stephen: TO WHICH THE CLEVELAND BROWNS FANS SAID,

>> スティーブン: CLEVELAND BROWNSファンが言ったこと。

"YEAH, WE'RE GOOD."

"YEAH WE'RE GOOD"

TRUMP THEN TRIED TO DEFEND PAYING SO LITTLE IN TAXES.

TRUMPは、その後、税金でとても少ない支払いを擁護しようとしました。

>> BEFORE I CAME HERE, I WAS A PRIVATE DEVELOPER.

>> ここに来る前は、私は個人開発者でした。

I WAS A PRIVATE BUSINESSPEOPLE.

私は民間企業だった

>> I WAS A PRIVATE BUSINESSPEOPLE.

>> >> 私は民間企業だったのですが。

IT WAS ME AND A BUNCH OF MES THAT I MADE UP FOR TAX

それは私と私が税金のために作ったたくさんのメスでした。

WRITE-OFFS.

WRITE-OFFS.

THE PEOPLE.

THE PEOPLE.

THEN JOE, HE JUST GOT FED UP.

それからジョー 興奮してきたんだ

>> YOU ARE THE WORST PRESIDENT AMERICA HAS EVER HAD.

>> YOU ARE THE WORST PRESIDENT AMERICA HAS EVER HAD.

>> Stephen: COME ON NOW, MR. VICE PRESIDENT.

>> スティーブン早く来いよ副大統領

THAT'S NOT FAIR.

フェアじゃない

HE'S ALSO THE WORST PRESIDENT AMERICA WILL EVER HAVE.

彼はアメリカ史上最悪の大統領でもある。

TRUMP TRIED TO HIT JOE WHERE IT HURT-- HIS RECORD.

トランプはジョーを 痛めつけようとした 彼の記録だ

>> I'VE DONE MORE IN-- IN 47 MONTHS, I'VE DONE MORE THAN YOU

>> >> 私はもっと多くのことをしてきた... 47ヶ月間で あなたよりも多くのことをしてきた

HAVE DONE IN 47 YEARS, JOE.

47年ぶりだぞ ジョー

>> Stephen: I, YOU KNOW,...

>> スティーブン私は、あなたが知っている、...

THAT'S POSSIBLE.

それは可能だ

>> I'VE DON BUT VOLUME ISN'T EVERYTHING.

>> I VE DON BUT VOLUME ISNON'T EVERYTHING.

THE NUCLEAR BOMB DID MORE IN HIROSHIMA IN ONE DAY THAN ANY

核爆弾は１日で誰よりも多くの被害を広島にもたらした

POLITICIAN DID IN HISTORY, BUT SOMETHING TELLS ME IT MIGHT HAVE

POLITICIAN DID IN HISTORY, BUT SOMETHING TELLS ME IT MIGHT HAVE

COST TRUMAN THE JAPANESE VOTE.

COST TRUMAN THE JAPANESE VOTE.

THERE WAS AN INTERESTING MOMENT OF CIVILITY FROM BIDEN.

ビデンからの礼儀正しさの興味深い瞬間がありました。

>> IT'S HARD TO GET ANYWHERE WORD IN WITH THIS CLOWN-- EXCUSE

>> IT'S HARD TO GET ANYWHERE WORD IN WITH THIS CLOWN-- EXCUSE

ME.

me.

>> Stephen: IT'S A GOOD THING JOE CORRECTED HIMSELF.

>> スティーブン: IT'S A GOOD THING JOE CORRECTED HIMSELF.

HE WOULDN'T WANT TO LOSE THE CLOWN VOTE.

HE WOULDN'T WANT TO LOSE THE CLOWN VOTE.

IT'S ALSO NOT ACCURATE.

それも正確ではありません。

IF TRUMP WAS A CLOWN, HE WOULD HAVE A MUCH MORE PROFESSIONAL

トランプはクラウンだった場合、彼はもっと専門的な持っているだろう

FACE PAINT.

フェイスペイント。

THEN CHRIS WALLACE ANNOUNCED HE WAS GOING TO ASK A QUESTION

THEN CHRIS WALLACE ANNOUNCED HE WAS GOING TO ASK A QUESTION

ABOUT RACE.

ABOUT RACE.

>> WE'RE GOING TO GO TO THE NEXT SEGMENT.

>> 次の段階に進みます。

I'M GOING TO ASK A QUESTION ABOUT RACE, BUT IF YOU WANT TO

I'M GOING TO ASK A QUESTION ABOUT RACE, BUT IF YOU WANT TO

ANSWER ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE, GO AHEAD.

何か別のことについて答えて、先に進んでください。

>> Stephen: CHRIS WALLACE, RESTATING AMERICA'S OFFICIAL

>> スティーブン：クリス・ウォレス、アメリカの公式を復元する

POSITION ON RACISM.

レイシズムについての見解。

THEN WE ARRIVED AT ONE OF THE MOST TELLING, ONE OF THE MOST

そして、私たちは最も魅力的な場所の一つに到着しました。

UPSETTING MOMENTS NOT ONLY OF THE NIGHT BUT OF MY LIFETIME,

夜だけではなく、私の人生の中での動揺の瞬間。

WHEN THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES WAS ASKED SIMPLY TO

アメリカ合衆国大統領が簡単に尋ねられたとき

CONDEMN WHITE SUPREMACY.

白人至上主義を非難する。

>> ARE YOU WILLING TONIGHT TO CONDEMN WHITE SUPREMACISTS AND

>> ARE YOU WILLING TONIGHT TO CONDEMN WHITE SUPREMACISTS AND

MILITIA GROUPS.

MILITIA GROUPS。

>> I'M WILLING TO DO ANYTHING.

>> 私は何でもするつもりです。

I WANT TO SEE PEACE.

私は平和を見たい

>> THEN DO IT, SIR.

>> それをやってください

>> DO IT, SAY THEM.

>> >> DO IT, SAY THEM.

>> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO CALL THEM?

>> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO CALL THEM?

GIVE ME A NAME.

GIVE ME A NAME.

>> WHITE SUPREMACISTS AND MILITIA.

>> 白人至上主義者とミリティア。

>> STAND BACK AND STAND BY.

>> スタンドバックしてスタンドバイ。

>> Stephen: DIDN'T DO IT.

>> スティーブンやってない

"I DON'T SUPPORT WHITE SUPREMACISTS.

"私は白人至上主義者を支持しない

I JUST COMMAND THEM.

私はただ命令するだけだ

LIKE A DOG.

LIKE A DOG.

THAT'S WHY I'VE GOT THIS SHINY DOG WHISTLE.

そんな時に、このピカピカの犬笛を手に入れた。

PROUD BOYS!

PROUD BOYS!

PROUD BOYS!

PROUD BOYS!

STAND BACK.

後ろに下がって

SIT.

SIT.

WHO'S A PROUD BOY?

WHO'S A PROUD BOY?

YOU'RE A PROUD BOY."

YOU'RE A PROUD BOY."

ON FOREIGN AFFAIRS, BIDEN SAID TRUMP WASN'T AN ATTACK DOG.

FOREIGN AFFAIRS, BIDENはトランプが攻撃犬ではなかったと述べた。

HE WAS A LAP DOG.

彼は寝たきり犬だった

>> HE'S PUTIN'S PUPPY.

>> プーチンの子犬だよ。

HE STILL REFUSES TO SAY ANYTHING TO PUTIN ABOUT THE BOUNTY ON THE

プーチンとの発言を拒否したままです

HEADS OF AMERICAN SOLDIERS.

アメリカ軍人のHEADS。

>> Stephen: "THAT'S NOT TRUE.

>> スティーブン：「それは真実ではありません。

I'M NOT HIS PUPPY.

私は彼の子犬じゃないわ。

I'M HIS B.F.F..

I'M HIS B.F.F.

TRUMP EXPLAINED THE MASSIVE FOREST FIRES IN CALIFORNIA

トランプは、カリフォルニア州の大規模な森林火災を説明した

AREN'T CLIMATE CHANGE'S FAULT.

AREN'T CLIMATE CHANGE'S FAULT.

>> THE FOREST FLOORS ARE LOADED UP WITH TREES, DEAD TREES THAT

>> 森の床は木で埋め尽くされ、枯れた木で埋め尽くされている。

ARE YEARS OLD, AND THEY'RE LIKE TIRND.

何年も前から３年目みたいな感じで

>> Stephen: "THEY'RE LIKE TIRND.

>> スティーブン「THEY'RE LIKE TIRND.

YOU SWIPE RIGHT, YOU SWIPE LEFT, EITHER WAY, TOTAL SMOKE SHOW,

YOU SWIPE RIGHT, YOU SWIPE LEFT, EITHER WAY, TOTAL SMOKE SHOW,

AND THEY ARE D.T.F.-- DOWN TO FOREST FIRE."

AND THEY ARE D.T.F.-- DOWN TO FOREST FIRE."

AFTER ONE PARTICULARLY LONG TRUMP SPITTLE-FILLED BLATHER,

AFTER ONE PARTICULARLY LONG TRUMP SPITTLE-FILLED BLATHER,

CHRIS WALLACE TRIED TO GET THINGS BACK ON TRACK.

CHRIS WALLACE TRIED TO GET THINGS BACK ON TRACK.

>> MR. VICE PRESIDENT, ANSWERED HIS FINAL QUESTION.

>> MR.副大統領 最後の質問に答えました

>> THE FINAL QUESTION IS-- I CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH OF ALL HIS

>> THE FINAL QUESTION IS-- I CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH OF ALL HIS

RANTINGS.

わめき声。

>> I'M HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE MYSELF.

>> 私はちょっとしたトラブルを抱えています。

>> Stephen: IT'S FUNNY, BECAUSE WE ARE FACING THE MOST

>> Stephen: IT'S FUNNY, BECAUSE WE ARE FACING THE MOST.

IMPORTANT ELECTION OF OUR LIFETIMES AND WE'RE LETTING THE

私たちの寿命の重要な選挙と私たちはレットをしています

IDIOT WHO SHOUTS THE LOUDEST DECIDE WHAT WE TALK ABOUT.

一番大きな声を出すアホが何を話すか決める。

NOW, TRUMP ENDED UP GINNING UP FEARS ABOUT THE NEXT ELECTION.

NOW, TRUMP ENDED UP GINNING UP FEARS ABOUT THE NEXT ELECTION.

>> THIS IS GOING TO BE A FRAUD LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN.

>> これはあなたが見たことがないような詐欺になるだろう。