WELCOME OUR FIRST GUEST, AN AWARD-WINNING AUTHOR, TELEVISION

WELCOME OUR FIRST GUEST, AN AWARD-WINNING AUTHOR, TELEVISION

PERSONALITY AND RENOWNED CLINICAL PSYCHOLOGIST.

PERSONALITY AND RENOWNED CLINICAL PSYCHOLOGIST.

VERY GOOD FRIEND OF MINE AND THE SHOW.

私とショーのとても良い友人です。

WE'RE SO HAPPY TO HAVE HIM IN THE STUDIO FOR THE FIRST TIME IN

WE'RE SO HAPPY TO HAVE HIM IN THE STUDIO FOR THE FIRST TIME IN

A LONG TIME, PLEASE WELCOME THE INCOMPARABLE DR. PHIL McGRAW.

長くなりましたが、お久しぶりです、よろしくお願いします、無類のDR.PHIL McGRAW.

(APPLAUSE) >> HI GUYS.

(APPLAUSE) >> HI GUYS.

(APPLAUSE) >> HI GUYS.

(APPLAUSE) >> HI GUYS.

>> James: HEY DR. PHIL.

>> ジェームスヘイ、DR.PHIL.

THANKS FOR BEING-- IS EVERYTHING OKAY?

来てくれてありがとう...大丈夫なの？

>> YEAH, WHAT DO YOU MEAN.

>> YEAH, WHAT DO YOU MEAN.

WHAT WOULDN'T BE OKAY?

WHAT WOULDN'T BE OKAY?

>> James: SORRY, IT JUST SEEMS LIKE YOU MIGHT BE A BIT OFF.

>> ジェームスごめんね、ちょっと気が引けたみたいだけど。

>> WELL, TO BE HONEST, JAMES, I FEEL A BIT OFF.

>> 正直に言うと、ジェームス、私は少しずれているような気がする。

AM I LOUD ENOUGH?

私の声は十分ですか？

>> James: HANG ON A SECOND.

>> ジェームスちょっと待ってくれ

WHY IS DR. PHIL-- CAN WE GET DR. PHIL A PROPER MICROPHONE?

なぜDR.フィル...PHIL A PROPER MICROPHONE?

CAN WE GET HIM A MICROPHONE?

彼にマイクロフォンを手に入れることはできますか？

>> THANK YOU.

>> THANK YOU.

>> James: NO.

>>ジェームスいいえ。

>> WITH ALL THESE-- .

>> WITH ALL THESE-- .

>> James: WAIT.

>> ジェームス待って

>> OH, I'M SORRY.

>> ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

>> James: THAT'S IT, DON'T NEED THAT ANY MORE.

>> ジェームズもういいよ、これ以上必要ない。

>> WITH ALL THESE NEW COVID GUIDE LINES AND PROTOCOLS AT

>> WITH ALL THESE NEW COVID GUIDE LINES AND PROTOCOLS AT

YOUR SHOW, THERE IS NO HAIR, THERE IS NO MAKEUP PEOPLE.

あなたのショー、髪の毛もないし、メイクアップもしていない。

THERE ARE NO PRODUCERS BACKSTAGE TO MIC ME UP AND WALK ME THROUGH

THERE ARE NO PRODUCERS BACKSTAGE TO MIC ME UP AND WALK ME THROUGH

WHAT IS HAPPENING.

何が起こっているのか

I HAD TO FIGURE OUT EVERYTHING ON MY OWN.

I HAD TO FIGURE OUT EVERYTHING ON MY OWN.

>> James: I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT, IT IS JUST IN ORDER TO DO

>> ジェームスJames: 申し訳ありませんでした。

THE SHOW LIKE THIS, EVERYONE, ALL THE STAFF HAVE TO HAVE

THE SHOW LIKE THIS, EVERYONE, ALL THE STAFF HAVE TO HAVE

MINIMAL CONTACT WITH GUESTS.

MINIMAL CONTACT WITH GUESTS.

I'M SHOOTING NOW FROM A REMOTE LOCATION JUST FOR SAFETY.

今は安全のために遠隔地から撮影しています。

>> YEAH, NO [BLEEP] BUT I'M HERE.

>> しかし、私はここにいる。

YOU ARE SAFE BUT I'M HERE.

あなたは安全だけど、私はここにいる。

JUST SO YOU'RE SAFE, THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERSES.

JUST SO YOU'RE SAFE, THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERSES.

I'M NOT SURE IF YOU CAN TELL BUT I ACTUALLY DID MY OWN MAKEUP

あなたが言うことができるかどうかはわかりませんが、私は実際に自分のメイクアップをしました。

TONIGHT.

TONIGHT.

>> James: WELL, NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT-- ARE YOU WEARING

>> ジェームズそういえば...その服、着てる？

LIPSTICK.

リップスティック

>> IT'S REVLON CORAL.

>> レブロンコーラルです。

>> James: WELL, YOU DON'T NORMALLY WEAR LIPSTICK EVEN WHEN

>> ジェームズ普通は口紅をつけないでしょう？

PEOPLE DO YOUR MAKEUP.

人があなたのメイクをする

>> LOOK MAN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL I'M DOING.

>> 俺は何をしているのか分からないんだ。

I HAD TO WATCH A JEFFREE STAR MAKEUP TUTORIAL.

I HAD TO WATCH A JEFFREE STAR MAKEUP TUTORIAL.

HE SAID IF YOU HAVE POUTY LIPS YOU WANT TO WEAR A BOLD COLOR TO

HE SAID IF YOU HAVE POUTY LIPS YOU WANT TO WEAR A BOLD COLOR TO

BRING OUT YOUR CHEEK BONES.

BRING OUT YOUR CHEEK BONES.

>> James: YOUR SHIRT IS UNTUCKED.

>> ジェームズシャツが脱げてるぞ。

I MEAN PHIL, THE YOUR WHOLE CAREER IS BASED ON BASICALLY

君のキャリアの全ては基本的には

GIVING PEOPLE LIFE ADVICE, HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO TIE A TIE

人々に人生のアドバイスを与える、ネクタイの結び方を知らないのはなぜですか？

OR DRESS YOURSELF.

OR DRESS YOURSELF.

>> OKAY, JAMES, WHAT YOU ARE DOING RIGHT KNOW IS WHAT WE IN

>> OKAY, JAMES, WHAT YOU ARE DOING RIGHT KNOW IS WHAT WE IN

THE PSYCHOLOGY COMMUNITY CALL DEFLECTING.

THE PSYCHOLOGY COMMUNITY CALL DEFLECTING.

YOU ARE CLEARLY ANGRY AT YOUR PARENTS AND YOU ARE TRYING TO

YOU ARE CLEARLY ANGRY AT YOUR PARENTS AND YOU ARE TRYING TO

DEFLECT IT BACK ON ME.

私の上で反射させてください。

>> James: BUT NO, THAT'S-- I'M NOT ANGRY AT MY PARENTS.

>> ジェームスでも、いや、それは...僕は両親には怒っていない。

NOT AT ALL.

全然

LET'S MOVE ON.

行くぞ

>> OKAY.

>>OKAY。

BUT FIRST, CAN I BORROW YOUR MUG OVER THERE?

でもその前に、あなたのマグカップをここに持ち込んでもいいですか？

>> James: NO, YOU'VE GOT YOUR OWN MUG RIGHT THERE, SO, THERE

>> ジェームズいや 君は自分のマグカップを持ってるから そこだよ

IS A MUG THAT IS ASSIGNED TO YOU.

あなたに割り当てられたマグカップです。

YOU CAN'T DRINK OUT OF NIBBLES' MUG.

ニブレスのマグカップからは飲めません。

>> OH, IT'S NOT FOR DRINKING.

>> 飲んではいけないんだよ。

NO ONE BACKSTAGE WOULD PAINT ME TO A BATHROOM.

浴室まで描いてくれるバックステージはありません。

>> James: OH MY-- DR. PHIL, WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU?

>> ジェームスあらら...フィル、どうしたの？

>> I DON'T KNOW JAMES, I FEEL DIZZY.

>> I DON'T KNOW JAMES, I FEEL DIZZY.

I HAVEN'T HAD TIME TO EAT BEFORE COMING HERE AND YOU GUYS DIDN'T

I HAVEN'T HAD TIME TO EAT BEFORE COMING HERE AND YOU GUYS DIDN'T

EVEN HAVE THE DECEMBERENCEEE TO PUT ANY FOOD IN MY DAMN DRESSING

EVEN HAVE THE DECEMBERENCEEE TO PUT ANY FOOD IN MY DAMN DRESSING

ROOM.

部屋

>> THAT IS PART OF THE NEW GUIDE LINES.

>> それは新しいガイドラインの一部です。

YOU CAN'T HAVE OPEN FOOD SITTING OUT.

外で食事をすることはできません。

>> BULL [BLEEP], I'M STARVING.

>> BULL [BLEEP], I'M STARVING.

I WILL NOT CONTINUE THIS INTERVIEW UNTIL I HAVE SOMETHING

I WILL NOT CONTINUE THIS INTERVIEW UNTIL I HAVE SOMETHING

STO EAT.

STO EAT.

>> James: RIGHT BUT WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A TAPING.

>> ジェームスそうだけど、今はテーピングの途中だよ

HE CAN CAN'T JUST STOP THE TAPING.

テーピングを止めることはできません

>> TO VEGGIE PLATTER, NO CHATTER.

>> TO VEGGIE PLATTER, NO CHATTER.

>> James: DON'T YOU WANT TO.

>> ジェームズしたくないのか？

>> NO COLD CUT SLICE, NO MEDICAL ADVICE.

>> コールドカットスライスではなく、医学的なアドバイスもありません。

>> James: I THINK YOU'RE BEING A LITTLE OVER THE TOP HERE PHIL.

>> ジェームスちょっとやりすぎじゃないか？

>> NO COFFEE REFILL, NO DR. PHIL.

>> コーヒーのおかわりはなし、DRもなし。PHIL.

>> James: SO THAT IS IT THEN?

>> ジェームズこれで終わりか？

YOU ARE GOING TO STOP?

止まるのか？

>> NO CHEESE PLATE, NO INTERVIEW >> James: THAT ONE DOESN'T

チーズプレートもインタビューもなし >> >>ジェームスそれはない

EVEN RHYME.

EVEN RHYME。

>> WELL, I DIDN'T HAVE A PREINTERVIEW TO GET ANY FEEDBACK

>> 感想を得るためにプレインタビューをしていませんでした。

SO I AM MAKING THIS UP AS I GH ALONG BUT HOLD ON, HOLD OP

だから、私はこれを作っている私は、私は一緒に行くが、待ってください、待ってくださいOPとしてこれを作っています。

SORRY, SORRY.

SORRY、SORRY。

>> YEAH, YEAH, SORRY, JAMES, I GOT TO SWITCH.

>> YEAH, YEAH, SORRY, JAMES, I GOT TO SWITCH.

>> James: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WE HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED THE

>> ジェームズまだ始まってもいないのに？

INTERVIEW.

INTERVIEW.

>> WELL, SINCE YOUR SHOW DECIDED TO CHEAP OUT AND NOT PROVIDE ME

>> まあ お前らの番組が安売りして 俺に何も提供しないことにしたからな

WITH A CAR SERVICE I HAD TO HIRE AN UBER TO TAKE ME, HE IS

車のサービスでバーバーを雇ったんだが、彼は

SITTING OUT FRONT WAITING FOR ME THE WHOLE TIME.

正面に座ってずっと私を待っていた。

SO FAR THIS APPEARANCE IS COSTING $37 AND THREE TUBES OF

これまでのところ、この外観のコストは37ドルと3つのチューブが必要です。

LIPSTICK.

リップスティック

>> James: DON'T YOU AT LEAST JUST WANT TO PLUG YOUR SHOW.

>> ジェームズせめて自分の番組を流して欲しいんじゃないの？

>> OH YEAH, RIGHT, WATCH DR. PHIL WEEKDAYS, ALSO

>> OH YEAH, RIGHT, WATCH DR. PHIL WEEKDAYS, ALSO

EVERYBODY STOP CALLING ME DADDY ON SOCIAL MEDIA.

ソーシャルメディアで私をパパと呼ぶのを止めてくれ

THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO GET TO CALL ME DADDY ARE MY KIDS, WELL, AND

パパと呼べるのは子供たちだけそれと

MY WIFE ON OUR ANNIVERSARY.

私たちの記念日に私の妻。

>> James: OKAY LOOK, WE CAN SORT THIS OUT.

>> ジェームスOK OK OK、これを解決することができます。

LET'S GET YOU CLEANED UP.

LET'S GET YOU CLEANED UP.

AND THEN WE'LL HAVE, JUST STICK AROUND FOR ONE MINUTE WE'LL HAVE

それから１分だけ立ち止まればいいんだよ

A PROPER CHAT RIGHT AFTER THIS BREAK, OKAY?

A PROPER CHAT RIGHT AFTER THIS BREAK, OKAY?