HOW ARE YOU?

HOW ARE YOU?

>> HI, JAMES.

>> HI, JAMES.

HOW ARE YOU?

HOW ARE YOU?

I'M DOING OKAY, I'M HANGING IN THERE.

大丈夫、そこにいるよ。

>> James: WHO ARE YOU SHELTERING WITH AT THE TIME?

>> ジェームスだ今、誰と一緒にレンタルしてるの？

>> I'M IN LOS ANGELES SHELTERING WITH THE USUAL.

>> 私はロスアンジェルスにいて、普通の人と一緒に屋根裏部屋にいます。

I'VE GOT MY WIFE AND MY SON AND OUR TWO PIT BULLS AND TWO GUINEA

私は妻と息子と2匹の子犬と2匹のギニアを手に入れた

PIGS AND OUR TWO POT BELLIED BIGS AMY AND SNORTINGTON.

PIGS AND OUR TWO POT BELLIED BIGS AMY AND SNORTINGTON.

>> James: AMY AND SNORTINGTON.

>> ジェイムスエイミーとスノートン

YEAH.

ああ

>> James: POT BELLY PIGS.

>> ジェームスポットベリーピッグス。

DID SOMEONE TELL ME YOU HAD A ZONKY.

誰かがゾンキーがいると言ったのか？

>> YES, I HAVE A DONKEY NAMED CHILLY BEANS AND A ZONKY NAMED

>> チリビーンズという名前のドンキーとゾンキーという名前のゾンキーを飼っています。

DEREK.

デレク

>> James: EXPLAIN FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW WHAT A ZONKY IS.

>> ジェームズゾンキーを知らない人のために説明してくれ

>> A ZONKY IS YOU TAKE A DONKEY AND THEY CAN THE SP SPERMATAZOWA

>> ゾンキーとは、ドンキーを連れてきて、そのドンキーが精子を出すことです。

>> A ZONKY IS YOU TAKE A DONKEY AND THEY CAN THE SP SPERMATAZOWA

>> ゾンキーとは、ドンキーを連れてきて、そのドンキーが精子を出すことです。

A ZEBRA AND YOU HAVE A DONKEY WITH STRIPES.

A ZEBRA AND YOU HAVE A DONKEY WITH STRIPES.

>> James: I LOVE A PET WITH A REGULAR NAME.

>> ジェームスだ普通の名前のペットが好きです。

>> DEREK, PLAIN AND SIMPLE.

>> DEREK, PLAIN AND SIMPLE.

>> James: THE OFFICE IS HUGELY POPULAR, BUT SEEMINGLY BECOMING

>> ジェームスオフィスは人気がありますが、徐々に人気が出てきているように見えます。

EVEN MORE SO DURING LOCKDOWN WITH PEOPLE CONSTANTLY BINGING

EVEN MORE SO DURING LOCKDOWN WITH PEOPLE CONSTANTLY BINGING

THE SHOW.

THE SHOW.

I WAS WONDERING IF THE SHOW WAS STILL BEING MADE TODAY WHAT

今日は何をしていたのかな？

WOULD DWIGHT BE DOING DURING HIS LIFE?

ドワイトは人生の中で何をしていたのか？

>> THAT WOULD BE GREAT.

>> それは素晴らしいことだ。

DWIGHT DURING A PANDEMIC WOULD BE FANTASTIC.

ドワイトがパンデミックに参加するのは素晴らしい。

IF THE SHOW WERE STILL BEING MADE TODAY, I WOULD BE GETTING

もし今日もショーが作られていたら、私はもう手に入れていただろう。

PAID A LOT OF MONEY, BUT DWIGHT, OH, MY GOD SO MUCH GOING ON

大金を払ったが、ドワイトは...ああ、なんてことだ...

RIGHT NOW.

RIGHT NOW.

SO PANDEMIC, YOU'VE GOT DWIGHT FIGHTING THE PANDEMIC, YOU'VE

SO PANDEMIC, YOU'VE GOT DWIGHT FIGHTING THE PANDEMIC, YOU'VE

GOT DWIGHT BUILDING HIS OWN VACCINE, HIS OWN I CAN'T BODIES,

ドワイトは自分のバキュシンを作っていた 自分のバキュシンとボディーズを持っていた

MAYBE -- OWN ANTIBODIES, MAYBE DOING TESTS ON PEOPLE IN THE

もしかしたら...反肥満症を持っていて、実験をしている人もいるかもしれません。

AWEDOFFICE.

AWEDOFFICEです。

HE WOULD BE IN ON 5G CELL TOWERS, HILLARY CLINTON,

彼は5Gセルタワーにいるはずだ ヒラリー・クリントン

ANYTHING YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE, HE WOULD BE ALL IN ON

君が想像できることは何でも、彼はすべてに参加するだろう。

THE CONSPIRACY THEORY, YEAH.

THE CONSPIRACY THEORY, YEAH.

>> James: YOU'VE LAUNCHED A NEW YouTube SERIES CALLED THE

>> ジェームズあなたは新しいYouTubeシリーズを立ち上げました。

IDIOT'S GUIDE TO CLIMATE CHANGE, WHICH FEELS LIKE, WITH

気候変動への道しるべ、そのように感じます。

EVERYTHING THAT'S HAPPENING IN THE WORLD, PARTICULARLY HERE ON

世界で起きているすべてのこと 特にここでは

THE WEST COAST, IT FEELS LIKE IT'S THE PERFECT TIME TO LAUNCH

THE WEST COAST, IT FEELS LIKE IT'S THE PERFECT TIME TO LAUNCH

SUCH A THING.

そんなもの

WHAT'S THE GOAL OF THE SERIES?

このシリーズの目的は？

WHAT DO YOU HOPE PEOPLE WILL TAKE FROM IT?

WHAT DO YOU HOPE PEOPLE WILL TAKE FROM IT?

>> YEAH, IT'S A LITTLE SERIES I DID ON MY DIGITAL MEDIA CHANNEL.

>> そう、それは私がデジタルメディアチャンネルでやった小さなシリーズです。

I TOOK A TRIP TO GREENLAND AND ICELAND TO LEARN THE SCIENCE

私は科学を学ぶためにグリーンランドとアイランドへの旅に出ました。

ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE.

ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE.

I'M THE IDIOT IN THE SHOW.

俺はショーの中の馬鹿だ

THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO DON'T BUY CLIMATE CHANGE, DON'T

気候変動を買わない人は大勢いるんだよ

THINK IT'S HUMAN-CAUSED.

人間が原因だと思う。

WE'LL NEVER CHANGE THEIR OPINIONS.

WE'LL NEVER CHANGE THEIR OPINIONS.

AND THERE ARE PEOPLE CONVINCED AND BEHIND THE SCIENCE.

AND THERE ARE PEOPLE CONVINCED AND BEHIND THE SCIENCE.

THIS SHOWS WE SPECIFICALLY DID, IN A LIGHT-HEARTED WAY, IT'S

THIS SHOWS WE SPECIFICALLY DID, IN A LIGHT-HEARTED WAY, IT'S

ZANY AND GOOFY, FOR THE PEOPLE WHO WERE ON THE FENCE, WHO WERE

ザニーとグーフィー 塀の上にいた人たちのために 塀の上にいた人たちのために

UNDECIDED, MAYBE THERE'S A KID IN NEBRASKA AND HIS UNCLE IS A

未決定、ネブラスカに子供がいて 叔父がいるかもしれない

SCIENCE DENIER BUT HIS FRIENDS AT SCHOOL ARE FOR

SCIENCE DENIER BUT HIS FRIENDS AT SCHOOL ARE FOR

ENVIRONMENTALISM AND HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK, SO THERE'S

環境保護主義で何を考えればいいのかわからないからこうなる

THAT NARROW GAP OF PEOPLE THAT I FEEL WE NEED TO REACH BY

人々の間にある大きなギャップには、私たちが到達しなければならないと感じています。

ESPECIALLY STRESSING THE SCIENCE.

ESPECIALLY STRESSING THE SCIENCE.

AND THE SCIENCE BEHIND THESE EXTREME WEATHER EVENTS, YOU

AND THE SCIENCE BEHIND THESE EXTREME WEATHER EVENTS, YOU

KNOW, THE WEST COAST IS BURNING, THERE'S MORE HURRICANES COMING,

KNOW, THE WEST COAST IS BURNING, THERE'S MORE HURRICANES COMING,

AND WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE ARCTIC WITH THE GLACIAL MELT IS

そして、火星の中で何が起こっているのかというと、火星の融解は

JUST OUT OF CONTROL, AND I DO BELIEVE WE CAN REACH THAT STRATA

制御不能に陥っていますが、この地層に到達できると信じています。

OF PEOPLE.

人々の

>> James: WELL, I MEAN, I HOPE YOU DO.

>> ジェームズまあ、私は、つまり、私はあなたがすることを願っています。

YOU HAD GRETA THUNBERG ON THE SHOW.

グレタ・サンバーグが出演していましたね。

WHAT WAS IT LIKE SPENDING TIME WITH HER AND TALKING TO HER?

彼女との時間を過ごし、彼女と話すことは何だったのか？

I IND HER QUITE INCREDIBLE.

I IND HER QUITE INCREDIBLE.

>> SHE'S AMAZING.

>> 彼女は素晴らしい。

SHE'S ONE OF THE MOST -- I NEVER GET STAR STRUCK.

彼女は最高の一人だ...私は決してスター・ストラックを受けたことがない。

I MET MICK FLEETWOOD FROM FLEETWOOD MACK AND I WAS A

フリートウッド・マックのミック・フリートウッドに会って、私は

LITTLE STAR STRUCK.

LITTLE STAR STRUCK.

BUT GRETA THUNBERG, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

でも、グレタ・サンバーグ、何を言っていいかわからなかった。

17 AND SO BRILLIANT.

17ととても素晴らしい。

SHE WAS SO GAME TO BE A PART OF THE SHOW AND WE ACTUALLY WROTE

彼女はショーの一部になるためにゲームをしていたし、私たちは実際に書きました。

COEDY FOR HER.

COEDY FOR HER.

SHE HAS ACTUAL JOKES IN THE IDIOT'S GUIDE TO CLIMATE CHANGE.

彼女は実際のジョークを持っています 気候変動への道しるべの中で。

IT'S AMAZING.

素晴らしいわ

WHAT SHE'S DONE AT 17 YEARS OLD IS AMAZING.

WHAT SHE'S DONE AT 17 YEARS OLD IS AMAZING.

>> James: WHAT DID YOUNG RAINN WILSON AT 17 DO?

>> ジェームズ17歳の若き日のレイン・ウィルソンは何をしたの？

>> SCHOOL OUT, 330 FRIDAY.

>> 学校は終わりました、金曜日は330です。

CALL MY FRIENDS ON REGULAR PHONES.

CALL MY FRIENDS ON REGULAR PHONES.

MEETING FOR DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS AS SOON AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE,

できるだけ早くダンジョンとドラゴンのための会議。

USUALLY BY 5:00 P.M. FOR A MARATHON SESSION OF D&D ROLL

通常は午後5時までにD&Dロールの マラソンセッションに参加します

PLAYING REENACTMENTS TILL MIDNIGHT.

夜中まで再演してます

NEXT DAY MEETING NOON TILL MIDNIGHT ALL SATURDAY, AND

NEXT DAY MEETING NOON TILL MIDNIGHT ALL SATURDAY, AND

SUNDAY POST-CHURCH A LITTLE LATER 1 TO 6:00 AND THEN

SUNDAY POST-CHURCH A LITTLE LATER 1 TO 6:00 AND THEN

HOMEWORK 6:00 TO 9:00.

ホームワーク 6:00から9:00まで。

MARATHON SESSIONS.

マラソンセッション。

VATS OF FRITOS AND DR. PEPPER AND PIZZA DELIVERED AND NOTHING

フライドポテトとDR.ペッパーとピザは何も出てこない

BUT ELVES AND SWORDS AND SPELLS.

しかし、エルフと剣とスペル。

>> James: DO YOU STILL PLAY NOW?

>> ジェームスまだプレイしてるのか？

>> MY SON IS IN INTO IT, TOO.

>> 私の息子もその気になっています。

I WANTED TO DO A GAME WITH HIM.

彼とゲームをしたかったの

HE'S 15 YEARS OLD.

HE'S 15 YEARS OLD.

HE DOES A DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS PODCASTS.

HE DOES A DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS PODCASTS.

HE LIST TONS OTHER PEOPLE PLAYING DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS.

HE LIST TONS OTHER PEOPLE PLAYING DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS.

>> Reggie: HARD CORE.

>> レジー：ＨＡＲＤ ＣＯＲＥ。

IT IS HARD CORE.

IT IS HARD COREです。

YOU ONLY HAVE 27 HIT POINTS, DO YOU WANT TO USE YOUR BOW AND

ヒットポイントが27点しかないのに、弓を使うか、弓を使うか。

ARROW AGAINST THIS ORK?

このオークに矢を？

OH, I CAN'T USE A BOW AND ARROW, I HAVE TO USE A SPELL AT THIS

ああ、私は弓矢を使用することはできません、私はこの時点でスペルを使用する必要があります。

JUNCTURE.

JUNCTURE.

I TOOK HIS LITTLE EARPHONES AND HE'S LISTENING TO THIS FOR

I TOOK HIS LITTLE EARPHONES AND HE'S LISTENING TO THIS FOR

HOURS.

時間

>> James: I KNOW REGGIE IS ENJOYING THIS.

>> ジェームスレジーが楽しんでるぞ

I REGRET BRINGING IT UP NOW.

今さら出したことを後悔している。

THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS WHEN YOU BRING UP DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS.

THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS WHEN YOU BRING UP DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS.

NO ONE WHO PLAYS DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS CAN JUST GO I ENJOY IT,

NO ONE WHO PLAYS DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS CAN JUST GO I ENJOY IT,

I LIKE IT.

私はそれが好きです。

THEY ALWAYS GO TOO DEEP.

いつも深みにはまりすぎてる

IT'S LIKE ME IF I TALK ABOUT PREMIERE SOCCER.

プレミアサッカーの話をしているのは、私らしい。

I CAN SEE PEOPLE GLAZE OVER AS I START TALKING ABOUT IT.

私がそれについて話し始めると、人々がまぶしげになるのが見えます。

LET'S TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS, CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR

この件について話しましょう あなたの成功を祝福します

BRILLIANT NEW SERIES "UTOPIA."

BRILLIANT NEW SERIES "UTOPIA."

>> "UTOPIA" IS A NEW SERIES COMING OUT SEPTEMBER 25 ON

>> "UTOPIA" IS A NEW SERIES COMING OUT SEPTEMBER 25 ON

AMAZON.

AMAZONです。

IT'S ABOUT COMIC BOOK NERD KIDS WHO FIND A GRAPHIC NOVEL THAT

IT'S ABOUT COMIC BOOK NERD KIDS WHO FIND A GRAPHIC NOVEL THAT

WITHIN IT ARE THE KEYS TO THE DESTRUCTION OF THE UNIVERSE.

WITHIN IT ARE THE KEYS TO THE DESTRUCTION OF THE UNIVERSE.

I PLAY A SCIENTIST, A VIER VIROL WHO HAS MAYBE THE ANSWER TO SAVE

私は科学者を演じています 救うための答えを持っているバイアビロルです

THE WORLD.

THE WORLD.

>> James: YOU FILMED THIS SHOW BEFORE THE COVID CRISIS.

>> ジェームズコヴィド事件の前に このショーを撮ったんだな

WHAT DID YOU THINK WHEN SO MUCH OF THE SHOW IS KIND OF ABOUT

WHAT DID YOU THINK WHEN SO MUCH OF THE SHOW IS KIND OF ABOUT

WHAT'S HAPPENING NOW IN REAL LIFE.

"現実の生活で起きていること

WHAT DID YOU THINK WHEN THIS NEW STORY HAPPENED?

WHAT DID YOU THINK WHEN THIS NEW STORY HAPPENED?

>> IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, IT'S SO NUTS, JAMES, IT'S CRAZY.

>> 真面目な話、それは狂気の沙汰だよ、ジェームス。

LIKE WE FILMED A SHOW ABOUT A PANDEMIC AND ABOUT, LIKE,

パンデミックとパンデミックについてのショーを撮ったように。

VACCINES BEING RUSHED TO MARKET AND VIRAL SCIENTISTS AND EVIL

市場に急がれるワクチンとウイルス性の科学者と悪

BILLIONAIRES AND CORPORATIONS AND GOVERNMENTS, AND THEN FOUR

億万長者と企業と政府、そして4つの

MONTHS LATER AFTER WE WRAPPED IT STARTED COMING TRUE.

MONTHS LATER AFTER WE WRAPPED IT STARTED COMING TRUE.

I WAS TEXTING THE CAST AND THE CREATORS DEWY AND FLYNN, LIKE,

キャストと製作者のデューイとフラインに テキストを送ってたの

OMG, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING.

OMG, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING.

BUT I THINK IN THIS TIME OF CONSPIRACY THEORIES, PEOPLE WILL

しかし、私はこの陰謀論の時代には、人々が

BLAME JEFF BEZOS OF A GLOBAL PANDEMIC TO LAUNCH HIS OWN TV

自身のテレビを立ち上げるために、グローバル・パンデミックのジェフ・ベゾスを非難する。

SHOW.

SHOWです。

>> James: THAT'S WHAT DWIGHT WOULD POST.

>> ジェームズドワイトが投稿したものです。