TO THE "LATE, LATE SHOW," I HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD WEEKEND.

TO THE "LATE, LATE SHOW," I HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD WEEKEND.

WE ARE ALL IN A GOOD MOOD IN HERE.

WE ARE ALL IN A GOOD MOOD IN HERE.

WE WERE JUST MISSING-- I MEAN I REALIZE, I THINK SOME DAYS I

私たちは、ただ見逃していた... つまり、私は現実を見て、時々、私は考えています

THINK YOU FEEL LEAK YOU WANT TO KNOW, WE WERE JUST LISTENING TO

THINK YOU FEEL LEAK YOU WANT TO KNOW, WE WERE JUST LISTENING TO

WHITNEY HOUSTON.

ホイットニー・ホーストン

I GET SO EMOTIONAL BABY.

I GET SO EMOTIONAL BABY.

♪ EVERY-- THAT'S I STARTED TOO HIGH.

♪ EVERY -- THAT'S I START TO TO HIGH.

>> THAT'S ON ME, THAT'S MY BAD.

>> それは私のせいで、それは私のせいです。

I WAS SO EMOTIONAL BABY.

I WAS SO EMOTIONAL BABY.

♪ WE HAVE A FUN SHOW TONIGHT.

♪ WE HAVE A FUN SHOW TONIGHT.

LATER ON THE INCREDIBLE BRYAN KRANSTON WILL BE STOPPING BY, A

後日、ブリヤン・クランストンが立ち寄ります。

PERFORMANCE BY DECLAN McKENNA.

デクラン・マッケンナのパフォーマンス。

STICK AROUND FOR THAT.

その辺にいてくれ

REGGIE, IT WAS WARM THIS WEEKEND.

レジー、今週は暖かかったわ。

HOW ARE YOU IN THE HEAT?

HOW ARE YOU IN THE HEAT?

>> Reggie: YOU KNOW, I HAVE A WARD THING WITH HEAT, I USED TO

>> レジー: あのね、私は暖房付きのワードを持っているんだよ。

WEAR SWEATERS ALL THE TIME.

WEAR SWEATERS ALL THE TIME.

AND I THINK I BURNED OUT MY THERMOSTAT OR SOMETHING BECAUSE

サーモスタットか何かが焼けてしまったんだと思う

I DON'T-- I DON'T SENSE IT WHEN IT IS HOT UNLESS I'M IN THE SUN

暑くても日向ぼっこしないと感じないの

AND IT IS MELTING, SEARING ME, SO I AM IN THE SHADE, PEOPLE ARE

溶けていく、私を探している、だから私は日陰にいる、人々がいる。

LUKE IT'S SO HOT, I'M LUKE IS IT?

LUKE IT'S SO HOT, I'M LUKE IS IT?

I DON'T KNOW.

私は知らない

IS THAT THE ANSWER?

これが答えか？

>> James: AND THAT'S THE LEVEL, THAT'S WHERE WE ARE AT.

>> ジェームスそこがレベルであり、そこが私たちのいる場所です。

SOME SORT OF INCITE, YOU CAN'T GET ANY ARE.

ある種の煽りだが、何も手に入らない。

IT WAS WARM THOUGH.

暖かかったです。

IT WAS 100, I THINK IT WAS 130 DEGREES IN DEATH VALLEY, WHICH

それは100だった 私はそれが130度だったと思います 死の谷で、それはどのようなものですか？

IS APPARENTLY THE HIGHEST TEMPERATURE ON EARTH IN OVER A

IS APPARENTLY THE HIGHEST TEMPERATURE ON EARTH IN OVER A

CENTURY.

CENTURY.

>> Reggie: WHOA.

>> レジー：WHOA.

>> James: SO YEAH, IT TERMS OUT THINGS CAN GET WORSE.

>> ジェームスそうそう、それは物事が悪化する可能性があることを意味します。

130 DEGREES.

130DEGREES。

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT NOTHING COULD MAKE A PLACE CALLED DEATH

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT NOTHING COULD MAKE A PLACE CALLED DEATH

VALLEY LESS APPEALING.

VALLEY LESS APPEALING.

ALSO TONIGHT IT WAS THE FIRST NIGHT OF THE DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL

ALSO TONIGHT IT WAS THE FIRST NIGHT OF THE DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL

CONVENTION.

CONVENTION.

>> OW.

>> ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

>> James: WHY IS THERE MORE THAN ONE NIGHT OF THE

>> ジェームスなぜ一夜限りではないのですか？

CONVENTION, IT'S NOT A BACHELOR FINALE.

CONVENTION, IT'S NOT A BACHELOR FINALE.

WHAT DO WE NEED?

何が必要なの？

IT SHOULD BE HALF AN HOUR TOPS, ISN'T IT?

トップスは半時間でいいんじゃない？

IT SHOULD BE I'M GENTLEMEN BIDEN, SHE'S KAMALA HARRIS, IF

I'M GENTLEMEN BIDEN, SHE'S KAMALA HARRIS, IF, IT SHOULD BE I'M GENTLEMEN BIDEN, SHE'S KAMALA HARRIS, IF.

YOU ARE STILL UNDECIDED AT THIS POINT, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL

まだ決めかねていて 何を話せばいいのか分からない

YOU.

君だ

STAY TUNED FOR THE LOCAL NEWS.

STAY TUNED FOR THE LOCAL NEWS.

THAT IS THE CONVENTION.

THAT IS THE CONVENTION.

IT SHOULD BE A QUIBI.

クィビになるべきだな

pIT SHOULD BE ON QUIBI.

pIT SHOULD BE ON QUIBI.

THAT'S-- THIS YEAR OF COURSE THE CONVENTION IS COMPLETELY VIRTUAL

THAT'S-- THIS YEAR OF COURSE THE CONVENTION IS COMPLETELY VIRTUAL

WHICH WILL BE SAFER BUT IT DOES MEAN WE ARE WILL MISS INCREDIBLE

WHICH WILL BE SAFER BUT IT DOES MEAN WE ARE WILL MISS INCREDIBLE

SPONTANEOUS MOMENTS LIKE THE TIME BILL CLINTON SAW BALLOONS

SPONTANEOUS MOMENTS LIKE THE TIME BILL CLINTON SAW BALLOONS

FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME.

FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME.

(LAUGHTER).

(笑)。

>> James: HE'S LIKE WHAT IS THIS?

>> ジェームスこれは何なんだ？

WHAT IS IN THESE THINGS.

WHAT IS IN THESE THINGS.

HOW DO THEY GET THE AIR IN THERE?

HOW DO THEY GET THE AIR IN THERE?

SHUT THE [BLEEP] UP.

黙れ！

IT'S NOT JUST POLITICIANS THAT WILL BE FEATURED AT THE DNC.

民主党で取り上げられるのは政治家だけではありません。

ACCORDING TO THE SCHEDULE BILLIE EILISH WILL BE PERFORMING AS

スケジュール通り、ビリー・アイリッシュが出演します。

EILISH WILL ILL JOHN LEGEND.

EILISH WILL ILL JOHN LEGEND。

YEAH, MEANWHILE THE REPUBLICAN CONVENTION IS GOING TO FEATURE

YEAH, MEANWHILE THE REPUBLICAN CONVENTION IS GOING TO FEATURE

KID ROCK, KID ROCK AND ALSO KID ROCK.

KID ROCK, KID ROCK AND ALSO KID ROCK.

BIDEN'S TRYING TO APPEAL TO YOUNGER VOTERS BY INVITING

BIDEN'S TRYING TO APPEAL TO YOUNGER VOTERS BY INVITING

BILLIE EILISH TO PERFORM.

ビリー・アイリッシュの出演です。

HE ISN'T STOP THERE, HE ALREADY CHANGED HIS HAIR TO LOOk LIKE

彼はそこで止まっていない、彼はすでに髪の毛を似たように変更しました。

THIS.

これだ

HAS EVERYBODY BEEN FOLLOWING THIS POST OFFICE CONTROVERSY?

誰もがこの郵便局の矛盾に従ってきたのか？

IAN, ARE YOU UP ON THIS?

アイアン、どうしたの？

>> OH YEAH, I'VE BEEN ON IT LIKE A STAMP ON AN ENVELOPE THAT HAS

>> 玄関先でのスタンプのように、私はそれに乗っていました。

TAKEN THREE WEEKS LONGER THAN YOU HOPED IT WOULD TAKE.

TAKEN THREE WEEKS LONGER THAN YOU HOPED IT WOULD TAKE.

>> James: WHETHER IS THE HARDY3 TAKE.

>>ジェームスです。WHETHER IS THE HARDY3 TAKEです。

>> I SEE IT IN SOLIDARITY WITH ALL OF MY COMRADES WHO WEAR

>> 私はそれを身に着けている同志たちと同質のものとして捉えています。

SHORTS TO WORK NO MATTER WHAT.

SHORTS TO WORK NO MATTER WHAT.

>> James: THAT IS TRUE.

>> ジェームズその通りです。

IT COULD BE SNOWING OUTSIDE, YOU WOULD WEAR SHORTS AND THEN

IT COULD BE SNOWING OUTSIDE, YOU WOULD WEAR SHORTS AND THEN

PROBABLY A BIG DUFFLE COAT.

多分、大きなダッフルコート。

>> YEAH, YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.

>> ＹＥＡＨ、ＹＥＡＨ、絶対に。

I WOULD LOOK OBSCENE, IT WOULD LIKE LIKE I WAS ABOUT TO FLASH

私は、OBSCENEのように見えるだろう、それは私が点滅しそうだったように見えるだろう。

SOMEBODY BUT THE TRUTH IS I JUST HAVE HOT CALFS, HOT CALFS.

誰か、でも本当のことを言うと...私はホットカルフ、ホットカルフを持っているだけです。

>> James: THAT'S WHAT THEY CALL YOU, HOT CALFS CARMEL.

>> ジェームズ"ホットカルフカーメル "と 呼ばれています

>> SINCE WAY BACK, I'VE BEEN HOLD CALFS SINCE WAY BACK.

>> >> SINCE WAY BACK, I VE BEEN HOLD CALFS SINCE WAY BACK.

>> James: I CAN'T STRESS ENOUGH, THAT'S THE LEVEL.

>> ジェームスI CAN'T STRESS ENOUGH, THAT'S THE LEVEL.

DEMOCRATS ARE WORRIED ABOUT COST-CUTTING MEASURES THAT MIGHT

DEMOCRATS ARE WORRIED ABOUT COST-CUTTING MEASURES THAT MIGHT

HARM MAIL-IN VOTING FOR THE ELECTION.

選挙のために投票するHARMメールイン。

SO HOUSE SPEAKER NANCY PELOSI IS CALLING HOUSE MEMBERS BACK FROM

ナンシー・ペローシは 議員を呼び戻しています

THEIR SUMMER BREAK TO ADDRESS THE ISSUE.

THEIR SUMMER BREAK TO ADDRESS THE ISSUE.

IT HAPPENED SO FAST THEY DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO CHANGE OUT OF THEIR

IT HAPPENED SO FAST THEY DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO CHANGE OUT OF THEIR

VACATION CLOTHES.

VACATION CLOTHES.

(LAUGHTER) I THOUGHT THAT WOULD BE FUNNIER.

もっと楽しくなると思ってたのに

DID YOU THINK THAT WOULD BE FUNNIER, ROB.

DID YOU THINK THAT WOULD BE FUNNIER, ROB.

>> THEY KEPT SAYING, WE ARE STILL WORKING ON THAT TRAFFIC.

>> 彼らは言い続けた 私たちはまだその交通路に取り組んでいると。

-- GRAPHIC, I WAS LIKE OH, IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT, SHOW IT

-- グラフィックスが好きだったんだ 素晴らしくなるぞ 見せてくれ

AGAIN.

またかよ

>> IF IS AMAZING IT GETS LESS FUNNY EVERY TIME YOU SEE IT.

>> >> もし素晴らしいならば、それはそれを見るたびに面白くなくなる。

>> BIG BUILDUP.

>> BIG BUILDUPです。

>> ONE MORE TIME?

>> ワンモアタイム？

>> ELSEWHERE IN WASHINGTON DID YOU SEE THIS, PRESIDENT TRUMP

>> ワシントンのどこかでこれを見ましたか、トランプ大統領？

GOT A FROSTY RECEPTION WHILE USING AIR FORCE ONE YESTERDAY

GOT A FROSTY RECEPTION WHILE USING AIR FORCE ONE YESTERDAY

BUT IT WASN'T FROM AN ANGRY CROWD.

でも、それは怒っている群衆からではなかった。

HAVE A LOOK AT THIS.

これを見てください

>> .

>> .

>> OH MAN.

>> ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

>> James: BRUTAL, BRUTAL.

>> ジェームスブルータル、ブルータル。

SHE'S LIKE HOLD YOUR HAND, HAVE I SEEN YOU ON-- IF YOU GO, WE

SHE'S LIKE HOLD YOUR HAND, HAVE I SEEN YOU ON-- IF YOU GO, WE

ALL GO.

ALL GO.

I WILL SAY, AT LEAST SOMEONE IN WHITE HOUSE IS FOLLOWING CDC

ホワイトハウスの誰かが CDCに従っています

GUIDE LINES DURING THIS PANDEMIC.

このパンデミックでのガイドライン。

THAT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU, IAN?

君に何かあったのか？

>> NO, WHEN I GO INTO THE HAND HOLD THAT CHECK CLEARS EVERY

>> 手の中に入ると、チェックがすべてクリアされています。

TIME.

時間だ

>> James: WHO ARE YOU TODAY?

>> ジェームス今日のあなたは？

>> EVERY TIME.

>> 毎度毎度のことです。

>> James: WHAT HAPPENED.

>> ジェームズ何があったの？

>> I GOT A WINDBREAKER ON, IT'S A NEW ME.

>> >> I GOT A WINDBREAKER ON, IT'S A NEW ME.

>> James: IT'S THE HOT KAFLS.

>> ジェームスホットカフスだよ

>> MELANIA WAS LIKE MY MUM WHEN I USED TO GO INTO DRAMA CLUB

>> >> メラニアは私がドラマクラブに通っていた頃の母に似ていた

WHEN I WAS LIKE 12.

私が12歳の時

DON'T HOLD MY HAND.

手を握らないで

NO, WAIT IN-- EVERYBODY ELSE'S MUM WAITS IN THE CAR.

いや、中で待って...みんな他の人のママが車の中で待ってるんだ。

YOU'RE EMBARRASSING-- HEY GUYS.

恥ずかしいな...

NOW I HAVE SOME SAD NEWS TO SHARE.

NOW I HAVE SOME SAD NEWS TO SHARE.

PIZZERIAS ARE REPORTING A DUE TO DEMAND DURING THE PANDEMIC THEY

PIZZERIAS ARE REPORTING A DUE TO DEMAND DURING THE PANDEMIC THEY

ARE FACING A SEVERE SHORTAGE OF CHEESE AND PEPPERONI.

チーズとペペロンニの深刻な不足に直面しています。

THIS IS MY BAD.

これは私が悪いんだ

I DO FEEL RESPONSIBLEMENT AND I WILL SAY THIS, TO THE DEMOCRATIC

私は責任を感じていますし、民主党にはこう言います。

NATIONAL CONVENTION, YOUR SILENCE ON THIS ISSUE TONIGHT IS

NATIONAL CONVENTION, YOUR SILENCE ON THIS ISSUE TONIGHT IS

DEAFENING.

DEAFENING.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

（歓声と拍手）。

>> James: YEAH, SOMEONE SAID IT.

>> ジェームズ誰かが言ったんだよ。

A SHORTAGE OF CHEESE AND PEPPERONI.

チーズとペペローニのショートショート。

THIS COULD BE THE NEWS THAT FINALLY MAKES DONALD TRUMP TAKE

THIS COULD BE THE NEWS THAT FINALLY MAKES DONALD TRUMP TAKE

THE PANDEMIC SERIOUSLY.

THE PANDEMIC SERIOUSLY.

BUT THAT'S NOT THE ONLY SHORTAGE.

BUT THAT'S NOT THE ONLY SHORTAGE.

THERE ARE ALSO SHORTAGES, THERE IS A SHORTAGE OF CLOROX WIPES

THERE ARE ALSO SHORTAGES, THERE IS A SHORTAGE OF CLOROX WIPES

AND THEY SAID THAT SHORTAGE MAY LAST UNTIL SOMETIME NEXT YEAR.

AND THEY SAID THAT SHORTAGE MAY LAST UNTIL SOMETIME NEXT YEAR.

A CLOROX SPOKESMAN SAYS THE ENTIRE SUPPLY CHAIN IS STRESSED.

A CLOROX SPOKESMAN SAYS THE ENTIRE SUPPLY CHAIN IS STRESSED.

I MEAN GET IN LINE.

I mean get in line.

WE'RE ALL STRESSED AND YET HERE WE ARE ABSOLUTELY NAILING OUR

WE'RE ALL STRESSED AND YET HERE WE ARE ABSOLUTELY NAILING OUR

JOBS. YOU WANT TO SEE HOW MUCH WE'RE NAILING OUR JOBS?

JOBS. 私たちがどれだけ仕事をこなしているか見たいですか？

TAKE A LOOK AT HOW FUNNY THIS PHOTO IS.

この写真を見てください。

THAT'S HOW MUCH WE ARE NAILING IT.

THAT'S HOW MUCH WE ARE NAILING IT.

THE BREAKFAST DEPARTMENT CAN'T EVEN PULL IT UP BECAUSE THES ARE

朝の部はこれがあるから それを引き上げることができない

PROBABLY ON EL SEGUFDO.

おそらくエル・セグフドの上で。

>> STAND BY.

>> STAND BY.

>>ARY'S STANDING BY.

>>（徳井）うん （YOU）うん （徳井）うん （YOU）うん

THAT PHOTO IS [BLEEP].

その写真は[BLEEP]です。

YOU DON'T WORRY, WE'VE GOT THREE MORE BRILLIANT-- COMING RIGHT

心配しないでください、もっと素晴らしいものを3つ持っています...

UP.

UPします。

YOU DON'T HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL 2021.

2021年まで待つ必要はありません。

A BUNCH OF NEW BRANDS OF BEING INTRODUCED TO FILL THE VOID LEFT

左側の空洞を埋めるために導入された新品種の束

BY CLOROX SUCH AS WET PAPER TOWELS.

CLOROXのようなウェットペーパータオルで。

THIS ONE, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BLEECH.

これは、ブリーチではないとは信じられない。

AND FINALLY THIS ONE, YOUR MUM'S SALIVA ON A TISSUE FROM HER

そして最後に これはお母さんの唾液を 採取したものです

POCKET.

POCKET.

THANKS GUYS, WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.

ありがとう、来週また会いましょう。

GOOD NIGHT.

GOOD NIGHT.

IT DOES FEEL NICE TO BE BACK IN THE STUDIO THOUGH, I MEAN THIS

スタジオに戻ってきたのはいい気分だよ

IS THE SAME STUFF I WAS DOING IN THE GARAGE, IMAGINE HOW DE

私がガレージでやっていたのと同じことをしていたので、想像してみてください。

PRESSING THAT WAS.

それを押していた。