WOULD BE TO ENTERTAIN PEOPLE --

人々を楽しませるために--。

YOU KNOW, DO A LITTLE DANCE, SING A LITTLE SONG, TELL JOKES

ちょっとしたダンスをしたり、ちょっとした歌を歌ったり、冗談を言ったり。

, THROW A SKETCH IN EVERY NOW AN THEN, MAYBE DRIVE AROUND IN A

たまにはスケッチを入れて 車で走り回ってもいいかもしれない

CAR AND SING WITH SOME PEOPLE.

車に乗って、誰かと一緒に歌う。

NOBODY TOLD ME I'D HAVE TO SPEND A WEEK OF MY LIFE EVERY FOUR

誰も私の人生の1週間を 過ごさなければならないとは言わなかった

YEARS WATCHING THE REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION.

YEARS WATCHING THE REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION.

( LAUGHTER ) AND IF I'M HONEST, THAT WOULD

( LAUGHTER ) AND I'M M HONEST, THAT WOULD

HAVE CHANGED THINGS.

HAVE CHANGED THINGS.

( LAUGHTER ) DID YOU WATCH LAST NIGHT,

( LAUGHTER ) DID YOU WATCH LAST NIGHT,

REGGIE?

レジー？

DID YOU HAPPEN TO CATCH IT?

DID YOU HAPPEN TO CATCH IT?

>> Reggie: I TRIED, BUT IT'S TOO HARD TO WATCH.

>> レジー：やってみたけど、見るのは難しい。

( LAUGHTER ) >> James: WELL, YOU'RE RIGHT.

( LAUGHTER ) >> ジェームズ.まあ、君の言う通りだ。

IT WAS QUITE THE NIGHT.

IT WAS QUITE THE NIGHT.

THE SETTING FOR THE WHOLE THING WAS VERY PATRIOTIC.

全体的に愛国的な設定でした。

TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.

これを見てくれ

I THINK THE THEME WAS -- ( LAUGHTER )

I THINK THE THEME WAS -- ( LAUGHTER )

I THINK THE THEME WAS "FLAG."

I THINK THE THEME WAS "FLAG."

LOOK, I KNOW THEY SAID SOME SKETCHY THINGS, BUT IF THEY'VE

見て、私は彼らが言ったことを知っています いくつかの気まぐれなことを、 しかし、彼らが持っているならば。

GOT THAT MANY FLAGS, THEY MUST CARE ABOUT AMERICA.

たくさんの旗を持っていて、アメリカのことを気にしなければならない。

THE DAY BEGAN WITH A "ROLE CALL" VOTE AND THINGS DID NOT GET OFF

THE DAY BEGAN WITH A "ROLE CALL" VOTE AND THINGS DID NOT GET OFF

TO THE SMOOTHEST START.

スムーズスタートへ。

TAKE A LOOK AT THE OHIO DELEGATE CASTING HIS STATE VOTE.

TAKE A LOOK AT THE OHIO DELEGATE CASTING HIS STATE VOTE.

>> I AM BA DEUTCHIC AND I CAST OHIO'S 82 VOTES FOR DONALD JOHN

>> 私はBA DEUTCHICで、オハイオ州の82票をDONALD JOHNに投じました。

PRESIDENT.

大統領

>> WOW, WOW!

>> うわああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ

>> James: I'M SURE NO ONE NOTICED.

>> ジェームス誰も気づかなかったと思うよ

HIS PARENTS SAID, WELL, AT LEAST NO ONE KNOWS HE'S OUR SON.

彼の両親は言ってた、まあ、少なくとも誰も彼が私たちの息子であることを知らない。

WHAT NOW?

WHAT NOW?

DONALD JOHN PRESIDENT.

ドナルド・ジョン大統領です

I CAN ACTUALLY SEE TRUMP GOING, I LIKE IT.

私は実際にトランプが行くのを見ることができます、私はそれが好きです。

I'M GOING TO CHANGE MY NAME TO DONALD PRESIDENT, THEN I'LL BE

私は名前をドナルド大統領に変えようとしている それから私は

PRESIDENT FOREVER.

PRESIDENT FOREVER.

BLESS HIM.

BLESS HIM.

LOOK HOW NERVOUS HE IS.

見てください、なんてお人好しなんでしょう。

LOOK.

LOOK.

YOU CAN TELL FROM EVEN THE FIRST SECOND THE CAMERA COMES TO HIM

YOU CAN TELL FROM EVEN THE FIRST SECOND THE CAMERA COMES TO HIM

AND HE'S, LIKE, I THINK I'M ABOUT TO SAY DONALD TRUMP

AND HE'S, LIKE, I THINK I'm about I'm going to say DONALD TRUMP

PRESIDENT, AREN'T I?

大統領、あなたは？

I'M GOING TO SAY IT.

言いたいことがあるんだ

I AM ABOUT TO DO IT.

私はそれをしようとしています。

I'M SO SCREWED.

酷い目に遭った

HERE IT COMES.

ここに来た

OH, THERE IT IS!

あったぞ！

( LAUGHTER ) I JUST SAID DONALD TRUMP

( LAUGHTER ) I JUST SAIDD DONALD TRUMP

PRESIDENT ON LIVE TELEVISION!

PRESIDENT ON LIVE TELEVISION!

THEN THINGS REALLY RAMPED UP ONCE THE SPEAKERS TOOK TO THE

THEN THINGS REALLY RAMPED UP ONCE THE SPEAKERS TOOK TO THE

STAGE.

STAGE.

PEOPLE AT HOME WERE TAKEN ABACK BY DONALD TRUMP

ドナルド・トルムに拉致された人々が家にいた

JUNIOR'S GIRLFRIEND, KIMBERLY GUILFOYLE, WHOSE SPEECH WAS,

ジュニアの恋人 キンバリー・ギルフォイル スピーチをしていた

SHALL WE SAY, INTENSE.

SHALL WE SAY, INTENSE.

>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LEADERS AND FIGHTERS FOR THE AMERICAN

>> 紳士淑女、指導者、アメリカのための戦闘員

DREAM, THE BEST -- THE YET -- TO COME!

DREAM, THE BEST -- THE YET -- TO COME!

>> James: IN HER DEFENSE, SHE'S COMPLETELY

>> ジェームズ彼女の防御では、彼女は完全に

UNHINGED.

躊躇なく。

AFTER HER SPEECH, THE HASHTAG GUILFOYLE CHALLENGE POPPED UP ON

AFTER HER SPEECH, THE HASHTAG GUILFOYLE CHALLENGE POPPED UP ON

TWITTER.

TWITTER.

WHAT'S THE GUILFOYLE CHALLENGE, YOU SAY?

WHAT'S THE GUILFOYLE CHALLENGE, YOU SAY?

BASICALLY, IT'S THIS -- ( SHOUTING )

基本的には、それは...

-- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LEADERS AND FIGHTERS OF THE AMERICAN

-- 紳士淑女、アメリカの指導者と戦闘員

DREAM, THE BEST -- IS YET -- TO COME!

DREAM, THE BEST -- IS YET -- TO COME!

>> James: SO GOOD.

>> ジェームスとても良いです。

SO GOOD.

とても良いです。

( APPLAUSE ) THERE'S A BUNCH OF THEM.

たくさんあるわ

HERE'S A SAMPLE.

ここにサンプルがあります。

>> HEY, MAGS -- ( SHOUTING )

>> ヘイ、MAGS -- ( SHOUTING )

>> LEADERS AND FIGHTERS OF THE AMERICAN DREAM, THE BEST -- IS

>> アメリカの夢のリーダーと戦士たち、最高のものは...

YET -- TO COME!

まだ -- どうやって!

>> James: THAT'S THE GUILFOYLE CHALLENGE, THOUGH THE REAL

>> ジェームズそれがギルフォイルの課題だが、本当は

GUILFOYLE CHALLENGE IS TRYING TO DATE DONALD TRUMP, JR. AND

ギルフォイルチャレンジは ドナルド・トランプをデートさせようとしていますとのデートを試みています

TRYING TO PRESERVE A SHRED OF YOUR DIGNITY.

自分の尊厳を守ろうとしている。

SPEAKING OF DONALD TRUMP, JR., HE HAD A VIRAL SPEECH OF HIS OWN

ドナルド・トランプといえば、彼は自分自身の悪口を言った。

LAST NIGHT.

LAST NIGHT.

HE DID A SPEECH AND AFTER HE TOOK TO STAGE, A SINGLE WORD

スピーチをして、ステージに上がった後に一言。

STARTED TRENDING ON TWITTER, AND THAT WORD WAS COCAINE.

ツイッターでトレンドになっていて、その言葉はコカインでした。

( LAUGHTER ) ALWAYS THE TELL-TALE SIGN OF

( LAUGHTER ) 常に語り継がれる兆しがある

COMPLETELY NAILING A SPEECH.

スピーチを完全に釘付けにしている。

DONALD, YOU'RE TRENDING.

ドナルド、あなたはトレンドに乗っている。

AM I REALLY?

私は本当に？

IN A WAY, YEAH.

ある意味では

IT MAKES MORE SENSE IF YOU SEE DONALD, JR.'S FACE CLOSE UP.

ドナルド、JRの顔をクローズアップして見ると、より意味があります。

LOOKT AT HIS EYES.

LOOKT AT HIS EYES.

HE LOOKS LIKE AN EXTRA FROM THE WOLF OF WOLF STREET.

まるでウルフストリートの 別人みたいだな

I DON'T KNOW IF THE WHOLE TRENDING OF THAT IS FAIR.

全体のトレンドがフェアなのかどうかわからない

IF ANYONE WAS ON DRUGS AT THE CONVENTION YESTERDAY IT WAS THIS

IF ANYONE WAS ON DRUGS AT THE CONVENTION YESTERDAY IT WAS THIS

GUY.

GUY.

BUT DONALD, JR. OBVIOUSLY HAS TO TAKE A SWIPE AT HIS FATHER'S

しかし、ドナルド、JR.明らかに父親のものを 奪う必要があります

OPPONENT AND HE DID NOT DISAPPOINT.

OPPONENTと彼は混乱しませんでした。

LOOK.

LOOK.

>> TRUMP'S POLICIES HAVE BEEN LIKE ROCKET FUEL TO THE ECONOMY

>> TRUMP'S POLICIES HAVE BEEN LIKE ROCKET FUEL TO THE ECONOMY

AND ESPECIALLY TO THE MIDDLE CLASS.

AND ESPECIALLY TO THE MIDDLE CLASS.

BIDEN HAS PROMISED TO TAKE THAT MONEY BACK OUT OF YOUR POCKET

BIDEN HAS PROMISED TO TAKE THAT MONEY BACK OUT OF YOUR POCKET

AND KEEP IT IN THE SWAMP.

そして、沼に入れておく。

THAT MAKES SENSE, THOUGH, CONSIDERING JOE BIDEN IS

ジョー・ビデンのことを考えれば 筋が通っています

BASICALLY THE LOCH NESS MONSTER TO HAVE THE SWAMP.

BASICALLY THE LOCH NESS MONSTER TO HAVE THE SWAMP.

>> James: DID IT MAKE SENSE?

>> ジェームス意味があったかな？

CLEAR THIS UP AS A BRITISH PERSON.

英国人としてはっきりさせてくれ

THE LOCH NESS MONSTER DOESN'T LIVE IN A SWAMP.

THE LOCH NESS MONSTER DOESN'T LIVE IN A SWAMP.

SHE LIVES IN A PRISTINE SCOTTISH LAKE CALLED LOCH NESS.

ロッチネスと呼ばれるスコットランドの湖に住んでいます。

IT'S KIND OF RIGHT THERE IN THE NAME.

IT'S KIND OF RIGHT THERE IN THE NAME.

( LAUGHTER ) >> Reggie: I GET IT.

( LAUGHTER ) >> Reggie: I GET IT.

BUT JOE BIDEN IS LEANING INTO IT.

しかし、ジョー・バイデンはそれに傾いています。

DID YOU SEE THE BUMPER STICKER HE CAME OUT WITH TODAY?

DID YOU SEE THE BUMPER STICKER HE CAME OUT WITH TODAY?

NESS WE CAN.

NESS WE CAN.

( LAUGHTER ) A SLOW BURN.

( LAUGHTER ) スローバーン。

A SLOW BURN.

A SLOW BURN.

THANK YOU, SUSAN, I APPRECIATE IT.

ありがとう、SUSAN、感謝します。

ALSO, LOOK AT TRUMP, JR. AGAIN.

また、トランプ、JRを見てください。またかよ

LOOKT AT THIS.

これでLOOKT。

I WAS WATCHING THIS LAST NIGHT.

I WAS WATCHING THIS LAST NIGHT.

DO YOU THINK HE LOOKS LIKE THE BEARD WAS THERE FIRST AND THEN

DO YOU THINK HE LOOKS LIKE THE BEARD WAS THERE FIRST AND THEN

THE BEARD GREW A FACE?

THE BEARD GREW A FACE?

( LAUGHTER ) SPEND SOME TIME THINKING, YOU

( LAUGHTER ) SPEND SOME TIME SOME TIME THINKING, YOU.

I'VE SAID IT, YOU WILL SEE IT.

言っただろう 君にも見えるだろう

THE REPUBLICANS PROMISED THEIR CONVENTION WOULD BE POSITIVE AND

THE REPUBLICANS PROMISED THEIR CONVENTION WOULD BE POSITIVE AND

UPLIFTING.

アップリフティング。

DID THEY DELIVER ON THAT PROMISE?

約束を果たしたのか？

THEY CAN A LOOK FOR YOURSELVES AND SEE IF THIS LIFTS YOUR

自分の身の回りを探して、それがあなたの人生を変えるかどうかを見ることができます。

SPIRITS.

SPIRITS.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

>> THEY WANT TO DESTROY THIS COUNTRY.

>> THEY WANT TO DESTROY THIS COUNTRY.

>> GOODBYE MANUFACTURING JOBS.

>> >>GOODBYE MANUFACTURING JOBS.

THEY WANT TO STEAL YOUR LIBERTIES.

彼らはあなたの自由を盗もうとしている。

>> CRIME, VIOLENCE AND MOB RULE.

>> 犯罪、暴力、モブの支配。

WHEN WE DIAL 911, WE DON'T WANT IT GOING TO VOICEMAIL.

私たちが911に電話するとき、私たちはそれがVOICEMAILに行くことを望んでいません。

>> THE AMERICAN WAY OF LIFE IS BEING DISMANTLED BY A GROUP OF

>> アメリカの生活様式は、グループによって解体されています。

BITTER, DECEITFUL, VENGEFUL ACTIVISTS WHO HAVE NEVER BUILT

ビルを建てたことがない、ビターでディセイドゥルフな、復讐に燃える活動家たち

ANYTHING IN THEIR LIVES.

彼らの生活の中にあるものは何でも。

IT'S A HORROR FILM, REALLY.

ホラー映画だよ、本当に。

>> DON'T LET THEM STEP ON YOU!

>> 踏みつけられるな！

DON'T LET THEM DESTROY YOUR FAMILIES, YOUR LIVES AND YOUR

DON'T LET THEM DESTROY YOUR FAMILIES, YOUR LIVES AND YOUR

FUTURE!

FUTURE!

>> THEY'LL DISARM YOU, EMPTY THE PRISONS, LOCK YOU IN YOUR HOME

>> THEY'LL DISARM YOU, EMPTY THE PRISONS, LOCK YOU IN YOUR HOME

AND INVITEMOST-13 TO LIVE NEXT DOOR.

AND INVITEMOST-13 TO LIVE NEXT DOOR.

>> NO MATTER WHERE YOU LIVE, YOUR FAMILY WILL NOT BE SAFE IN

>> NO MATTER WHERE YOU LIVE, YOUR FAMILY WILL NOT BE SAFE IN

THE RADICAL DEMOCRATS' AMERICA.

THE RADICAL DEMOCRATS' AMERICA.

>> DON'T LET THEM KILL FUTURE GENERATIONS BECAUSE THEY TOLD

>> DON'T LET THEM KILL FUTURE GENERATIONS BECAUSE THEY TOLD

YOU AND BRAINWASHED YOU AND FED YOUR LIES THAT YOU WEREN'T GOOD

YOU AND BRAINWASHED YOU AND FED YOUR LIES THAT YOU WEREN'T GOOD

ENOUGH!

もういい！

>> AND WHILE THEY'RE DOING ALL THIS, THEY'RE ALSO TRYING TO

>> AND WHILE THEY'RE DOING ALL THIS, THEY'RE ALSO TRYING TO

TAKE AWAY YOUR GUNS.

TAKE AWAY YOUR GUNS.

>> THE BEST -- IS YET -- TO COME!

>> THE BEST -- IS YET -- TO COME!

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

( LAUGHTER ) >> James: IT'S GOOD THAT WE

( LAUGHTER ) >> ジェームズ.It's GOOD THAT WE

CAN LAUGH ABOUT IT, ISN'T IT?

笑っていいよね？