THIS ONE IN PENNSYLVANIA.

ペンシルバニアのこれだ

AND HE GOT OFF TRACK WHILE TALKING ABOUT VY LENS PROTECT

AND HE GOT OFF TRACK WHILE TALKING ABOUT VY LENS PROTECT

ARES AND IT ALL GOT A BIT SURREAL, HAVE A LOOK.

アレスとそれはすべてが少しシュールになった、見てみてください。

>> THESE PEOPLE FROM CNN AND OTHER PLACES, THESE ARE FRIEND

>> CNNや他の場所から来た人たち、彼らは友達です。

LEAVE PROTESTS.

抗議をやめろ

IT IS LOVELY, AS HE IS GETTING ROCKS AND CANS OF TUNA FISH,

それは彼がツナの魚の岩と缶を取得しているように、それは愛らしいです。

THEY GO OUT AND BUY TUNA FISH AND SOUP, YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT,

ツナの魚やスープを買いに行くんだ 知ってるだろ？

GOYA, I HOPE, GOYA, HE'S GREAT, ISN'T IT?

GOYA, I HOPE, GOYA, HE'S GREAT, ISN'T IT?

GOOD JOB.

GOOD JOB.

THEY GO OUT AND BUY GOYA BECAUSE THEY THROW IT, THEY THROW IT.

外に出てゴーヤを買うのは、それを投げるからだ。

IT IS THE PERFECT WEIGHT, TUNA FISH, IT CAN REALLY RIP IT AND

それはちょうどよい重量、TUNAの魚である、それは本当にそれを裂くことができ、そして

THAT HITS YOU.

それはあなたを打つ。

IT'S TRUE.

本当だよ

BUMBLE BEE BRAND TUNA.

BUMBLE BEE BRAND TUNA。

>> James: WHAT IS GOING-- WE HAVE GONE FROM YES WE CAN TO RIP

>> ジェームズ何が起こっているのか... 私たちは "はい "から "裂けます "へと向かっています

'EM WITH A TUNA CAN. YOU KNOW HOW IT IS, DURING YOUR

EM WITH A TUNA CAN. あなたはそれがどのようになっているか知っています。

PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN, YOU KNOW, YOU GET ALL THE CANDIDATES JUST

大統領選挙キャンペーン、あなたは知っている、あなたはすべての候補者を取得するだけです。

WANT TO TALK ABOUT THROWING DIFFERENT BRANDED CANS OF TUNA

トゥナの異なるブランドの缶を投げることについて話したい

IT IS TYPICAL POLITICS.

IT IS TYPICAL POLITICS.

OF COURSE THAT WASN'T THE ONLY CRAZY THING TRUMP HAD TO SAY

もちろん、それはトランプが言わなければならなかった唯一のクレイジーなことではありませんでした。

LAST NIGHT.

LAST NIGHT.

HERE I IS SHARING HIS THOUGHTS ON THE NAME CORONAVIRUS.

ここでは、コロナビラスという名前についての彼の考えを話します。

>> AND TO FIGHT THE CHINA VIRUS STRKS THE CHINA VIRUS, NOT THE

>> AND TO FIGHT THE CHINA VIRUS STRKS THE CHINA VIRUS, NOT THE

CORONAVIRUS.

コロナビラス

CORONA SOUNDS LIKE A POLICE IN ITALY, A BEAUTIFUL PLACE, IT'S

コロナはイタリアの警察のような響きがあり、美しい場所です。

CORONA.

コロナ

CORONAVIRUS, DOESN'T IT SOUND LIKE ITALY, A BEAUTIFUL VILLA.

コロナビラス、イタリアのような美しい村のように聞こえませんか？

CORONA.

コロナ

>> James: IS IT-- IT IS-- THIS IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED

>> ジェームズこれが...これが...アメリカ合衆国大統領です

STATES.

STATES.

AND HIS TAKE ON ONE OF THE WORST PANDEMICS THE COUNTRY HAS EVER

AND HIS TAKE ON ONE OF THE WORST PANDEMICS THE COUNTRY HAS EVER

FACED IS THAT CORONAVIRUS HAS A REALLY NICE RING TO IT.

FACEDはそのCORONAVIRUSはそれに非常に良いリングを持っています。

HE IS KIND OF RIGHT, CORONA DOES SOUND LIKE A PLACE IN ITALY.

彼は正しいよ コロナはイタリアのような場所のようだ

YOU KNOW, THAT COUNTRY THAT NONE OF US ARE ALLOWED TO VISIT

YOU KNOW, THAT COUNTRY THAT NONE OF US ARE ALLOWED TO VISIT

BECAUSE OF HOW BADLY TRUMP HANDLED THE CORONAVIRUS.

トランプが コロナウイルスを扱ったからです

I'M NOT EVEN SURE WHY HE IS WEIGHING IN ON THE NAME.

名前に重きを置いている理由がよくわからない。

TRUMP IS LIKE THAT KIND OF GUY WHO COMES UP, JAMES, IS THAT

TRUMPは、そのようなタイプの男が出てくるようなものです、ジェームス、それはそうです。

YOUR NAME, NO, I DON'T THINK SO YOU LOOK LIKE A FRANK, I WILL

君の名は、いや、そうは思わないが、お前がフランクに見えるなら、そうするよ。

CALL YOU FRANK.

CALL YOU FRANK.

HAVE YOU ALWAYS BEEN A REGGIE?

ずっとレジーだったのか？

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> レジー：ええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええ

>> James: KRISTENED REGINALD.

>> ジェイムス: クリステンデッド・リーガル

>> I WAS A REGINALD, I AM.

>> 俺はレギナルドだったんだ、俺は。

>> James: REGINALD WATTS.

>> ジェームスだレジナルド・ワッツ

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> レジー：ええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええ

>> James: FROM BIRTH ARE YOU JUST REGGIE.

>> ジェームズ生まれた時から君はただのレジーだ

>> Reggie: I THINK SO, YEAH, I MEAN SOME PEOPLE WOULD SAY REG,

>> レジー：そう思うよ、そうだね、と言う人もいるだろうけど。

BUT MY MOM SAYS REGINALD OR REGGIE.

でも母はレギナルドかレジーと言ってる

>> James: I CAN'T IMAGINE YOU AS ANYTHING OTHER THAN A REGGIE.

>> ジェームス君がレジー以外の人間とは思えない

>> Reggie: I FEEL LIKE A REGGIE.

>> レジー：FEEL LIKE A REGGIE.

>> James: I'M GOING TO SAY THIS.

>> ジェームズ私はこれを言いに行く。

I AM GOING TO PUT YOU AT THE TOP OF THE REGGIE, ARE YOU THE TOP

お前をレジーのトップにしてやる お前がトップか？

REGGIE.

レジー

NUMBER ONE REGGIE.

ナンバーワンレジー

WHEREAS IAN, IAN, I NEVER THINK OF YOU AS AN IAN.

IAN、IAN、IAN、あなたをIANとは思っていない

>> NO, NO, MY NAME SHOULD BE TUGBOAT OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

>> いやいや、俺の名前はトゥグボートとかそんな感じでいいんじゃないかな。

>> James: TUGBOAT.

>>ジェームスTUGBOAT.

>> Reggie: TUGBOAT?

>>>>レジー：TUGBOAT？

>> YOU COULD BE AN IAN, I'M NOT AN IAN.

>> あなたはIANになれるかもしれないが、私はIANではない。

>> James: I COULD BE AN IAN, YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT

>> ジェームス俺はイアンになれる 君の言うとおりだ

TUGBOAT, I COULD BE AN IAN.

TUGBOAT、IANになれるかもしれない。

WHAT DO WE DO FRIDAY, I DON'T KNOW, I'M GOING TO STAY IN, NO,

金曜は何をするの？分からないけど泊まるわ

COME OUT, IT WILL BE FUN, NO, I'M TIRED, I HAVE TO BE AT WORK

出てきて 楽しくなるわよ いや 疲れたから仕事があるの

ON MONDAY.

月曜日に

>> TUGBOAT'S COMING.

>> TUGBOAT'S COMING.

SERIOUSLY?

SERIOUSLY?

ALSO DURING THE RALLY TRUMP MADE TIME TO TALK ABOUT HIS OPPONENT

また、ラリーの最中にも、トランプは彼の対立相手について話す時間を作った。

JOE BIDEN AND THE FACT THAT BIDEN ALWAYS WEARS A MASK.

JOE BIDEN AND THE FACT THAT BIDEN ALWAYS WEARS A MASK.

>> I WILL BE HONEST, HE FEELS GOOD ABOUT IT, HE FEELS GOOD

>> 私は正直になる 彼はそれについて良いと感じている 彼はそれについて良いと感じている

ABOUT THE MASK.

ABOUT THE MASK.

AND THAT IS OKAY, WHATEVER MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD.

AND THAT IS OKAY, WHATEVER MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD.

HE FEELS GOOD.

HE FEELS GOOD.

I MEAN HONESTLY, WHAT THE HELL DID HE SPEND ALL THAT MONEY ON

I MEAN HONESTLY, WHAT THE HELL DID HE SPEND ALL THAT MONEY ON

THE PLASTIC SURGERY IF HE IS GOING TO COVER IT UP WITH THE

THE PLASTIC SURGERY IF HE IS GOING TO COVER IT UP WITH THE

MASK.

MASK.

>> James: NOT ALL OF US CAN BE AS NATURALLY HOT AS DONALD

>> ジェームス私たちの誰もが ドナルドのように自然に熱くなれるわけではありません。

TRUMP.

TRUMP.

WHEN HE HEARD THIS JOE BIDEN WAS LUKE WELL, THE JOKE IS ON YOU,

WHEN HE HEARD THIS JOE BIDEN WAS LUKE WELL, THE JOKE IS ON YOU,

BECAUSE MOST OF MY MONEY WENT ON HAIR PLUGS.

私のお金のほとんどは 髪の毛の薬に使ってたから

A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE GOT PLASTIC SURGERY OVER QUARANTINE, THEY

A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE GOT PLASTIC SURGERY OVER QUARANTINE, THEY

HVE.

HVE。

IT IS THE PERFECT TIME TO DO IT.

それはそれをするのに最適な時間です。

WHY DO YOU THINK ROB CRABBE WON'T TAKE HIS MASK OFF.

WHY DO YOU THINK ROB CRABBE WON'T TAKE HIS MASK OFF.

HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT SAFETY.

彼は安全を気にしていない

HE IS STILL HEALING FROM THE CHIN IMPLANT, WHAT DID YOU HAVE,

HE IS STILL HEALING FROM THE CHIN IMPLANT, WHAT DID YOU HAVE,

ROB, CHIN IMPLANTS AND FILLER.

ROB、CHIN IMPLANTSとFILLER。

>> YES, JAMES, CHIN IMPLANTS AND FILLER.

>> >> YES, JAMES, CHIN IMPLANTS AND FILLER.

>> WOW.

>> ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

>> James: HONESTLY, WHEN THIS IS ALL OVER AND HE TAKES OFF

>> ジェームス正直、これが終わって彼が脱いだら

THAT MASK, HIS CHIN IS LIKE-- AND THIS WAS AN EXCITING

そのマスク、彼の顎が似ている...そして、これは楽しみだった。

ANNOUNCEMENT.

ANNOUNCEMENT.

NASA HAS JUST PUB LUSHED A PLAN TO PUT THE FIRST EVER WOMAN ON

NASA HAS JUST PUB LUSHED A PLAN TO PUT THE FIRST EVER WOMAN ON

THE MOON BY THE YEAR 2024.

THE MOON BY THE YEAR 2024.

YEAH.

ああ

BASICALLY IT WILL SOON BE EASIER FOR WUM TO GO TO THE MOON THAN

基本的には、もうすぐWUMが月に行くのが簡単になります。

TO HAVE A SAY OVER THEIR OWN BODIES.

自分の会社で発言すること。

OH YEAH, SEE ALL HAVING A GOOD TIME BUT I WILL HIT YOU WITH A

OH YEAH, SEE ALL HAVING A GOOD TIME BUT I WILL HIT YOU WITH A

BIG ONE.

ビッグワン

MAKE NO MISTAKE.

MAKE NO MISTAKE.

MAKE NO MISTAKE.

MAKE NO MISTAKE.

YEAH, WE'RE ALL JUST HAVING FUN, BANG.

YEAH, WE'RE ALL JUST HAVING FUN, BANG.

OOH.

OOH。

>> DA VINCI?

>> ダ・ヴィンチ？

>> James: NOW, IN PART OF THE PLAN AND THIS IS TRUE, NASA SAYS

>> ジェームズ今、計画の一部で、これは真実です、NASAは言います。

THAT WOMEN WILL BE ACCOMPANIED BY A MAN.

女性は男に助けられることになる

SO THAT THERE IS SOMEONE TO REPEAT ALL OF HER IDEAS IN A

彼女のアイデアをすべて再現する人がいるように

LOUDER VOICE.

LOUDER VOICE.

BUT THIS IS GOOD NEWS, IT REALLY IS.

しかし、これは良いニュースです。

NASA WILL FINALLY BE OFFERING WOMEN THE HIGHEST POSSIBLE HONOR

NASAはついに女性に可能性のある最高の栄誉を与えようとしています。

AND THAT IS GETTING THE HELL OFF THIS GOD FORE SAKEEN PLANET.

AND THAT IS GETTING THE HELL OFF THIS GOD FORE SAKEEN PLANET.

AND WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS.

AND WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS.

LAST WEEK, IF YOU REMEMBER, WE TOLD YOU ABOUT REESES

先週、リースの話をしましたよね？

INTRODUCING A NEW LINE OF PEANUT BUTTER CUP FILLED WITH BITS OF

INTRODUCING A NEW LINE OF PEANUT BUTTER CUP FILLED WITH BITS OF

POTATOE CHIPS.

ポテトチップス

WELL, THEY'RE BACK WITH ANOTHER NEW ITEM.

さて、彼らは別の新しいアイテムを持って戻ってきた。

PEANUT BUTTER CUPS FILLED WITH PRETZELS.

PEANUT BUTTER CUPS FILLED WITH PRETZELS.

YES.

はい。

>> Reggie: WHAT.

>> レジー：WHAT.

>> James: BASICALLY WE'RE ONE MONTH AWAY IF REESES PRODUCT

>> ジェームス基本的には、リーゼスの製品が出るまであと1ヶ月です。

DEVELOPMENT DIGGING THROUGH THE TRASH ANDING WITH LIKE I DON'T

開発は、私が好きなように私はドン'Tと一緒にゴミの中を掘る。

KNOW, PEANUT BUTTER AND TOOTHPASTE, IS THAT A THING?

ピーナッツバターと歯磨き粉ってそんなものなの？

CAN WE DO THAT?

できるかな？

NOW THIS IS TRUE, THEY ARE PROMOTING THIS NEW LINE WITH THE

NOW THIS IS TRUE, THEY ARE PROMOTING THIS NEW LINE WITH THE

SLOGAN, THE HELL WITH IT, IT'S 2020, RIGHT.

SLOGAN, THE HELL WITH IT, IT'S 2020, RIGHT.

WHICH IS FUNNY, IT'S A FUNNY LINE.

WHICH IS FUNNY, IT'S A FUNNY LINE.

BUT HERE IS THE THING, WHEN WE TALK ABOUT THE POTATOE CHIP

BUT HERE IS THE THING, WHEN WE TALK ABOUT THE POTATOE CHIP

VERSION JUST LAST WEEK, THIS WAS ONE OF OUR JOKES.

先週のバージョンでは、これは私たちのジョークの一つでした。

>> James: WE WANTED TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS, REESES IS INTROA

>> ジェームスだ君に話したいことがあって リースが紹介されたんだが

DOUSING A NEW BIG CUP WHICH SAY PEANUT BUTTER CUP THAT ALSO

PEANUT BUTTER CUPと書いてある新しいビッグカップをドーシングしています。

CONTAINS PIECES OF POTATOE CHIP.

CONTAINS PIECES OF POTATOE CHIP.

THIS SEEMS LIKE THE RIGHT PRODUCT FOR THE RIGHT TIME.

THIS SEEMS LIKE THE RIGHT PRODUCT FOR THE RIGHT TIME.

CHECK OUT THE SLOGAN THEY'RE USING TO LAUNCH THIS PRODUCT.

この製品の発売に使われているスローガンをチェックしてみてください。

THE HELL ABOUT IT, IT'S 2020.

2020年だぞ

OOOH.

ウンザリだ

>> James: I AM OUTRAGED.

>> ジェームズI AM OUTRAGED.

I DEMAND RIGHT HERE THAT THE "LATE, LATE SHOW" BE PROPERLY

I DEMAND RIGHT HERE THAT THE "LATE, LATE SHOW" BE PROPERLY

COMPENSATED WITH A PERCENT ANG OF THE GROSS EARNINGS.

総収入の1パーセントの割合で補償されています。

OR WE'LL SETTLE FOR A COUPLE CASES OF THOSE ME PUT BUTTER

バターを入れてくれた方がいいかな？

CUPS.

CUPS。

EITHER WAY.

どっちでもいい

WE'RE PRETTY FLEXIBLE, AREN'T WE SUSAN, WE'RE PRETTY FLEXIBLE.

私たちは柔軟性に富んでいます、私たちはSUSANではありません、私たちは柔軟性に富んでいます。

AND FINALLY WE WARRANTED TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS, A WOMAN IN

最後にお話しすることになったのは、ある女性の話です。

CANADA WAS FINED $25,000 FOR ILLEGALLY IMPORTING HUNDREDS OF

カナダが数百万ドルを不法に輸入したとして、25,000ドルの罰金を科せられました。

CON TAWN ARES FULL OF BULL SEMEN.

CON TAWN ARES FULL OF BULL SEMEN.

SOREG, IF THERE IS A DELAY IN YOUR BULL SEMEN SHIPMENT, THIS

ブルセン出荷に遅延があった場合、これは

IS WHY.

IS WHY.

IMAGINE THIS LADY, HAD NO LINK WHATSOEVER TO ANY FORM OF

IMAGINE THIS LADY, HAD NO LINK WHATSOEVER TO ANY FORM OF

AGRICULTURE.

農業。

SHE IS LIKE LOOK, I CAN'T DRINK DAREY AND I DON'T LIKE OAT MILK.

SHE IS LIKE LOOK, I CAN'T DRINK DAREY AND I DON'T LIKE OAT MILK.

IT TURNS OUT THE WOMAN HAD A PRETTY GOOD EXPLANATION FOR

IT TURNS OUT THE WOMAN HAD A PRETTY GOOD EXPLANATION FOR

SMUGGLING IT.

密輸だ

GET READY FOR THE NEXT BIG CANDY SENSATION, REESES PEANUT BUTTER

GET READY FOR THE NEXT BIG CANDY SENSATION, REESES PEANUT BUTTER

CUPS NOW WITH BULL SEMERN.

CUPS NOW WITH BULL SEMERN。