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My producer Andy hates haunted houses,
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so every year I send him through a haunted house.
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But then he needs someone strong and brave to protect him.
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So this time I sent Tiffany Haddish it with him.
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They went through the Us House at Universal Studios Hollywood,
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and here's what happened.
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Ellen, I'm here with Tiffany Haddish--
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Yeah.
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Movie star.
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Fellow Jew.
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Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Studios.
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That's what we at.
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And I'm not feeling 100%.
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She's already jumpy which isn't helping me.
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Look, it's not that I'm jumpy.
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It's the voice.
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I'm protecting myself.
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OK, let's just do it.
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The sooner we start, the sooner it's over.
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OK, let's go.
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[SCREAMING AND BEEPING]
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We didn't even
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[BLEEP]
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Start.
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[LAUGHTER]
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OK.
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it never starts right away.
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We're good.
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They do the--
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And the--
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Yeah.
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And here's the other thing.
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They do a lot of decoys.
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So you'll look at something and go, oh, that must be--
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[HOOTING NOISES AND SCREAMING]
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Well, that's not a good example.
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Oh there's mirrors.
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Mirrors can sometimes be deceptive.
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Oh, there.
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This is what they do.
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They make you wait.
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[SCREAMING]
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You don't scream unless it's something.
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Something's coming.
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You're good.
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Just go.
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[SCREAMING]
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See, that's what I'm talking about.
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That's a distraction.
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So expect this.
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That's not real.
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Not real.
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No, it's real!
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It's real!
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It's not real.
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That's a person!
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It's not.
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That's a person!
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It's a distraction.
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It's not a person.
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I saw--
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[SCREAMING]
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I told your mother--
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[BLEEP]
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Ass!
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That was a person!
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[BLEEP] knew it.
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I saw blinking!
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Keep moving.
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It's right there.
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Where?
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Stop.
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You can't panic about everything!
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[SCREAMING AND BEEPING]
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I told your ass!
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[BLEEP]
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Ass!
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Stop!
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One time you get to do it!
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That's--
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[YELLING]
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Come on, Haddish.
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[INAUDIBLE]
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[SCREAMING AND BEEPING]
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Mama, no!
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Mama, no!
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You not [INAUDIBLE]
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Stop.
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Tell me when it's over.
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[LAUGHTER]
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You know, I'm a strong, black woman,
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but if you keep getting behind me like that.
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Oh, now it's a whole room.
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This is where it gets
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[BLEEP]
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Because--
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[BLEEP]
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Just go.
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Yeah.
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[SCREAMING AND BEEPING]
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At one time, and now time out.
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Ooh, I'm not going to say [INAUDIBLE]..
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I said time out!
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[LAUGHTER]
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[SCREAMING]
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Just come on!
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[BLEEP]
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You good?
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[SCREAMING]
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We are on a break!
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Which part of break do you not get?
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Oh, OK.
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[PANTING]
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Girl!
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OK, so we know that they come through glass,
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so it's not scary.
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We know you're coming through.
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[HORN BLOWING]
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[SCREAMING]
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What is moving?
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Scissors, and they were the talking
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of two people [INAUDIBLE]
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It's not real.
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Look.
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Plastic.
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It's not real.
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[SCREAMING]
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OK.
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All right.
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Merry Christmas.
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You a cool-- [BLEEP]
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OK, look.
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[INAUDIBLE]
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And come on, Haddish!
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How the--
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[BLEEP]
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You can't leave me here with these mother--
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[BLEEP]
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These doors.
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[SCREAMING]
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You go.
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Come on!
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We're going to get behind camera!
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Behind camera!
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Really you're going to yell at us?
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[LAUGHTER]
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We're good now.
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You know me.
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We're in a solid line.
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Solid wall.
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Look for decoys.
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[SCREAMING]
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Stop it!
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We're not trying to--
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[BLEEP]
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With you, Lupita!
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[LAUGHTER]
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What'd you call her?
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That's Lupita.
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Aw, damn.
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We in the crazy people place.
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[LAUGHTER]
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[BLEEP]
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It's lit up!
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You don't come out when there's light!
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[LAUGHTER]
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We see you the whole time.
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We see both of you.
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[SCREAMING]
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Great performance, but we--
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[SCREAMING]
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Do not approach me!
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Heavenly father!
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[LAUGHTER]
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Oh my God, I [INAUDIBLE].
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[BLEEP]
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Yeah, well, look at the feet.
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They're all real, so you know.
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Come on.
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We know know you're going to scare us.
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We're ready.
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Not from that side!
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There's two, and that's a maximum.
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Summertime, Santa coming for us.
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[SCREAMING]
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Stop it, it's against-- against the rules!
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Oh my God.
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Let me out of here.
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[SCREAMING]
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[PANTING]
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Ellen--
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It wasn't too bad.
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I see you, Lupita!
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Oh my God, I love you.
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I love you.
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We made it.
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We made it.
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Good work, guys.
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I'm praying for y'all!
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[LAUGHTER]
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Pray for them hard.
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I'm praying for you!
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We good?
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[INAUDIBLE]
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[LAUGHTER]