AT ALL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] AIRTIGHT.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] AIRTIGHT.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] AIRTIGHT. ALSO TONIGHT EARLIER HERE ON ABC

AIRTIGHT. ALSO TONIGHT EARLIER HERE ON ABC

AIRTIGHT. ALSO TONIGHT EARLIER HERE ON ABC IT'S FANTASY SUITE WEEK ON "THE

ALSO TONIGHT EARLIER HERE ON ABC IT'S FANTASY SUITE WEEK ON "THE

ALSO TONIGHT EARLIER HERE ON ABC IT'S FANTASY SUITE WEEK ON "THE BACHELOR."

IT'S FANTASY SUITE WEEK ON "THE BACHELOR."

IT'S FANTASY SUITE WEEK ON "THE BACHELOR." THIS IS THE TIME OF THE YEAR

BACHELOR." THIS IS THE TIME OF THE YEAR

BACHELOR." THIS IS THE TIME OF THE YEAR WHEN THE BACHELOR HAS THE

THIS IS THE TIME OF THE YEAR WHEN THE BACHELOR HAS THE

THIS IS THE TIME OF THE YEAR WHEN THE BACHELOR HAS THE OPPORTUNITY TO TAKE HIS FINAL

WHEN THE BACHELOR HAS THE OPPORTUNITY TO TAKE HIS FINAL

WHEN THE BACHELOR HAS THE OPPORTUNITY TO TAKE HIS FINAL THREE CONCUBINES ON A TEST DRIVE

OPPORTUNITY TO TAKE HIS FINAL THREE CONCUBINES ON A TEST DRIVE

OPPORTUNITY TO TAKE HIS FINAL THREE CONCUBINES ON A TEST DRIVE OF SORTS.

THREE CONCUBINES ON A TEST DRIVE OF SORTS.

THREE CONCUBINES ON A TEST DRIVE OF SORTS. [ LAUGHTER ]

OF SORTS. [ LAUGHTER ]

OF SORTS. [ LAUGHTER ] MY PICK TO WIN IT ALL THIS

[ LAUGHTER ] MY PICK TO WIN IT ALL THIS

[ LAUGHTER ] MY PICK TO WIN IT ALL THIS SEASON HANNAH ANN WAS THE FIRST

MY PICK TO WIN IT ALL THIS SEASON HANNAH ANN WAS THE FIRST

MY PICK TO WIN IT ALL THIS SEASON HANNAH ANN WAS THE FIRST TO PARTAKE IN THE SWEET SUITE

SEASON HANNAH ANN WAS THE FIRST TO PARTAKE IN THE SWEET SUITE

SEASON HANNAH ANN WAS THE FIRST TO PARTAKE IN THE SWEET SUITE FANTASY.

TO PARTAKE IN THE SWEET SUITE FANTASY.

TO PARTAKE IN THE SWEET SUITE FANTASY. ♪

FANTASY. ♪

FANTASY. ♪ WHAT IS GOING ON?

♪ WHAT IS GOING ON?

♪ WHAT IS GOING ON? ARE THEY HAVING SEX OR BEING

WHAT IS GOING ON? ARE THEY HAVING SEX OR BEING

WHAT IS GOING ON? ARE THEY HAVING SEX OR BEING MURDERED WITH POISON GAS?

ARE THEY HAVING SEX OR BEING MURDERED WITH POISON GAS?

ARE THEY HAVING SEX OR BEING MURDERED WITH POISON GAS? [ APPLAUSE ]

MURDERED WITH POISON GAS? [ APPLAUSE ]

MURDERED WITH POISON GAS? [ APPLAUSE ] A LOT OF THE DRAMA TONIGHT WAS

[ APPLAUSE ] A LOT OF THE DRAMA TONIGHT WAS

[ APPLAUSE ] A LOT OF THE DRAMA TONIGHT WAS FOCUSED ON MADISON.

A LOT OF THE DRAMA TONIGHT WAS FOCUSED ON MADISON.

A LOT OF THE DRAMA TONIGHT WAS FOCUSED ON MADISON. NOW, MADISON IS ONE OF THE

FOCUSED ON MADISON. NOW, MADISON IS ONE OF THE

FOCUSED ON MADISON. NOW, MADISON IS ONE OF THE CONTESTANTS.

NOW, MADISON IS ONE OF THE CONTESTANTS.

NOW, MADISON IS ONE OF THE CONTESTANTS. SHE REVEALED TO PETER THAT SHE'S

CONTESTANTS. SHE REVEALED TO PETER THAT SHE'S

CONTESTANTS. SHE REVEALED TO PETER THAT SHE'S A VIRGIN.

SHE REVEALED TO PETER THAT SHE'S A VIRGIN.

SHE REVEALED TO PETER THAT SHE'S A VIRGIN. SHE'S SAVING HERSELF FOR

A VIRGIN. SHE'S SAVING HERSELF FOR

A VIRGIN. SHE'S SAVING HERSELF FOR MARRIAGE.

SHE'S SAVING HERSELF FOR MARRIAGE.

SHE'S SAVING HERSELF FOR MARRIAGE. PETER, WE LEARNED IN THE

MARRIAGE. PETER, WE LEARNED IN THE

MARRIAGE. PETER, WE LEARNED IN THE WINDMILL LAST YEAR, IS NOT

PETER, WE LEARNED IN THE WINDMILL LAST YEAR, IS NOT

PETER, WE LEARNED IN THE WINDMILL LAST YEAR, IS NOT SAVING HIMSELF FOR MARRIAGE.

WINDMILL LAST YEAR, IS NOT SAVING HIMSELF FOR MARRIAGE.

WINDMILL LAST YEAR, IS NOT SAVING HIMSELF FOR MARRIAGE. BUT MADISON WARNED THAT IF PETER

SAVING HIMSELF FOR MARRIAGE. BUT MADISON WARNED THAT IF PETER

SAVING HIMSELF FOR MARRIAGE. BUT MADISON WARNED THAT IF PETER DID IT WH ANY OF THE TWO

BUT MADISON WARNED THAT IF PETER DID IT WH ANY OF THE TWO

BUT MADISON WARNED THAT IF PETER DID IT WH ANY OF THE TWO REMAINING WOMEN SHE WOULD LEAVE

DID IT WH ANY OF THE TWO REMAINING WOMEN SHE WOULD LEAVE

DID IT WH ANY OF THE TWO REMAINING WOMEN SHE WOULD LEAVE THE SHOW.

REMAINING WOMEN SHE WOULD LEAVE THE SHOW.

REMAINING WOMEN SHE WOULD LEAVE THE SHOW. SO PETER HAD TO TELL MADISON,

THE SHOW. SO PETER HAD TO TELL MADISON,

THE SHOW. SO PETER HAD TO TELL MADISON, UH, I DID IT WITH BOTH OF THE

SO PETER HAD TO TELL MADISON, UH, I DID IT WITH BOTH OF THE

SO PETER HAD TO TELL MADISON, UH, I DID IT WITH BOTH OF THE REMAINING WOMEN.

UH, I DID IT WITH BOTH OF THE REMAINING WOMEN.

UH, I DID IT WITH BOTH OF THE REMAINING WOMEN. >> I -- I HAVE BEEN INTIMATE.

REMAINING WOMEN. >> I -- I HAVE BEEN INTIMATE.

REMAINING WOMEN. >> I -- I HAVE BEEN INTIMATE. AND I CAN'T LIE TO YOU ABOUT

>> I -- I HAVE BEEN INTIMATE. AND I CAN'T LIE TO YOU ABOUT

>> I -- I HAVE BEEN INTIMATE. AND I CAN'T LIE TO YOU ABOUT THAT.

AND I CAN'T LIE TO YOU ABOUT THAT.

AND I CAN'T LIE TO YOU ABOUT THAT. >> Jimmy: CAN'T LIE.

THAT. >> Jimmy: CAN'T LIE.

THAT. >> Jimmy: CAN'T LIE. BECAUSE IT'S ALL ON CAMERA!

>> Jimmy: CAN'T LIE. BECAUSE IT'S ALL ON CAMERA!

>> Jimmy: CAN'T LIE. BECAUSE IT'S ALL ON CAMERA! I CAN'T LIE.

BECAUSE IT'S ALL ON CAMERA! I CAN'T LIE.

BECAUSE IT'S ALL ON CAMERA! I CAN'T LIE. [ LAUGHTER ]

I CAN'T LIE. [ LAUGHTER ]

I CAN'T LIE. [ LAUGHTER ] BECAUSE IF SOMETHING WERE TO

[ LAUGHTER ] BECAUSE IF SOMETHING WERE TO

[ LAUGHTER ] BECAUSE IF SOMETHING WERE TO HAPPEN WE WOULD BE WATCHING

BECAUSE IF SOMETHING WERE TO HAPPEN WE WOULD BE WATCHING

BECAUSE IF SOMETHING WERE TO HAPPEN WE WOULD BE WATCHING THIS.

HAPPEN WE WOULD BE WATCHING THIS.

HAPPEN WE WOULD BE WATCHING THIS. BUT THAT WAS NOTHING COMPARED --

THIS. BUT THAT WAS NOTHING COMPARED --

THIS. BUT THAT WAS NOTHING COMPARED -- PETER'S MOTHER PROVIDED WHAT --

BUT THAT WAS NOTHING COMPARED -- PETER'S MOTHER PROVIDED WHAT --

BUT THAT WAS NOTHING COMPARED -- PETER'S MOTHER PROVIDED WHAT -- I DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS CAME

PETER'S MOTHER PROVIDED WHAT -- I DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS CAME

PETER'S MOTHER PROVIDED WHAT -- I DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS CAME FROM BUT THIS MIGHT BE THE MOST

I DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS CAME FROM BUT THIS MIGHT BE THE MOST

I DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS CAME FROM BUT THIS MIGHT BE THE MOST DRAMATIC TEASER MOMENT IN

FROM BUT THIS MIGHT BE THE MOST DRAMATIC TEASER MOMENT IN

FROM BUT THIS MIGHT BE THE MOST DRAMATIC TEASER MOMENT IN BACHELOR HISTORY.

DRAMATIC TEASER MOMENT IN BACHELOR HISTORY.

DRAMATIC TEASER MOMENT IN BACHELOR HISTORY. >> DON'T LET HER GO.

BACHELOR HISTORY. >> DON'T LET HER GO.

BACHELOR HISTORY. >> DON'T LET HER GO. THAT'S WHAT LOVE STORIES ARE

>> DON'T LET HER GO. THAT'S WHAT LOVE STORIES ARE

>> DON'T LET HER GO. THAT'S WHAT LOVE STORIES ARE MADE OUT OF.

THAT'S WHAT LOVE STORIES ARE MADE OUT OF.

THAT'S WHAT LOVE STORIES ARE MADE OUT OF. BRING HER HOME.

MADE OUT OF. BRING HER HOME.

MADE OUT OF. BRING HER HOME. BRING HER HOME TO US.

BRING HER HOME. BRING HER HOME TO US.

BRING HER HOME. BRING HER HOME TO US. >> Jimmy: MY GOD!

BRING HER HOME TO US. >> Jimmy: MY GOD!

BRING HER HOME TO US. >> Jimmy: MY GOD! [ LAUGHTER ]

>> Jimmy: MY GOD! [ LAUGHTER ]

>> Jimmy: MY GOD! [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO, EAT

[ LAUGHTER ] WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO, EAT

[ LAUGHTER ] WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO, EAT HER?

WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO, EAT HER?

WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO, EAT HER? [ LAUGHTER ]

HER? [ LAUGHTER ]

HER? [ LAUGHTER ] WE NEED HER LIFE FORCE, PETER.

[ LAUGHTER ] WE NEED HER LIFE FORCE, PETER.

[ LAUGHTER ] WE NEED HER LIFE FORCE, PETER. BRING MOMMY AN OFFERING.

WE NEED HER LIFE FORCE, PETER. BRING MOMMY AN OFFERING.

WE NEED HER LIFE FORCE, PETER. BRING MOMMY AN OFFERING. SHE MET THIS WOMAN ONCE.

BRING MOMMY AN OFFERING. SHE MET THIS WOMAN ONCE.

BRING MOMMY AN OFFERING. SHE MET THIS WOMAN ONCE. THIS IS -- AND AS IF THAT WASN'T

SHE MET THIS WOMAN ONCE. THIS IS -- AND AS IF THAT WASN'T

SHE MET THIS WOMAN ONCE. THIS IS -- AND AS IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH, WE LEARNED TONIGHT THERE

THIS IS -- AND AS IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH, WE LEARNED TONIGHT THERE

THIS IS -- AND AS IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH, WE LEARNED TONIGHT THERE COULD BE ANOTHER VERSION OF "THE

ENOUGH, WE LEARNED TONIGHT THERE COULD BE ANOTHER VERSION OF "THE

ENOUGH, WE LEARNED TONIGHT THERE COULD BE ANOTHER VERSION OF "THE BACHELOR" IN THE WORKS.

COULD BE ANOTHER VERSION OF "THE BACHELOR" IN THE WORKS.

COULD BE ANOTHER VERSION OF "THE BACHELOR" IN THE WORKS. >> LOOKING FOR LOVE IN YOUR

BACHELOR" IN THE WORKS. >> LOOKING FOR LOVE IN YOUR

BACHELOR" IN THE WORKS. >> LOOKING FOR LOVE IN YOUR GOLDEN YEARS?

>> LOOKING FOR LOVE IN YOUR GOLDEN YEARS?

>> LOOKING FOR LOVE IN YOUR GOLDEN YEARS? WE'RE LOOKING FOR ELIGIBLE

GOLDEN YEARS? WE'RE LOOKING FOR ELIGIBLE

GOLDEN YEARS? WE'RE LOOKING FOR ELIGIBLE SENIORS WHO WANT THEIR SHOT AT

WE'RE LOOKING FOR ELIGIBLE SENIORS WHO WANT THEIR SHOT AT

WE'RE LOOKING FOR ELIGIBLE SENIORS WHO WANT THEIR SHOT AT LOVE.

SENIORS WHO WANT THEIR SHOT AT LOVE.

SENIORS WHO WANT THEIR SHOT AT LOVE. >> Jimmy: WE ARE?

LOVE. >> Jimmy: WE ARE?

LOVE. >> Jimmy: WE ARE? WHY?

>> Jimmy: WE ARE? WHY?

>> Jimmy: WE ARE? WHY? REALLY?

WHY? REALLY?

WHY? REALLY? "BACHELOR IN HOSPICE."

REALLY? "BACHELOR IN HOSPICE."

REALLY? "BACHELOR IN HOSPICE." THIS FALL ON ABC.

"BACHELOR IN HOSPICE." THIS FALL ON ABC.

"BACHELOR IN HOSPICE." THIS FALL ON ABC. [ LAUGHTER ]

THIS FALL ON ABC. [ LAUGHTER ]

THIS FALL ON ABC. [ LAUGHTER ] I'LL TELL YOU THIS.

[ LAUGHTER ] I'LL TELL YOU THIS.

[ LAUGHTER ] I'LL TELL YOU THIS. I AM NOT GOING TO BE A

I'LL TELL YOU THIS. I AM NOT GOING TO BE A

I'LL TELL YOU THIS. I AM NOT GOING TO BE A "BACHELOR" CONTESTANT WHEN I GET

I AM NOT GOING TO BE A "BACHELOR" CONTESTANT WHEN I GET

I AM NOT GOING TO BE A "BACHELOR" CONTESTANT WHEN I GET OLDER.

"BACHELOR" CONTESTANT WHEN I GET OLDER.

"BACHELOR" CONTESTANT WHEN I GET OLDER. WHEN I AM IN MY GOLDEN YEARS,

OLDER. WHEN I AM IN MY GOLDEN YEARS,

OLDER. WHEN I AM IN MY GOLDEN YEARS, FUTURE ME AND FUTURE GUILLERMO,

WHEN I AM IN MY GOLDEN YEARS, FUTURE ME AND FUTURE GUILLERMO,

WHEN I AM IN MY GOLDEN YEARS, FUTURE ME AND FUTURE GUILLERMO, WE WILL BE FOCUSED ON TRYING TO

FUTURE ME AND FUTURE GUILLERMO, WE WILL BE FOCUSED ON TRYING TO

FUTURE ME AND FUTURE GUILLERMO, WE WILL BE FOCUSED ON TRYING TO HELP OUR REMAINING LIVING FANS

WE WILL BE FOCUSED ON TRYING TO HELP OUR REMAINING LIVING FANS

WE WILL BE FOCUSED ON TRYING TO HELP OUR REMAINING LIVING FANS FIGURE OUT HOW TO SPEND THEIR

HELP OUR REMAINING LIVING FANS FIGURE OUT HOW TO SPEND THEIR

HELP OUR REMAINING LIVING FANS FIGURE OUT HOW TO SPEND THEIR SOCIAL SECURITY CHECKS.

FIGURE OUT HOW TO SPEND THEIR SOCIAL SECURITY CHECKS.

FIGURE OUT HOW TO SPEND THEIR SOCIAL SECURITY CHECKS. >> THE FOLLOWING IS A PAID

SOCIAL SECURITY CHECKS. >> THE FOLLOWING IS A PAID

SOCIAL SECURITY CHECKS. >> THE FOLLOWING IS A PAID ADVERTISEMENT FOR MEDI-MEALS.

>> THE FOLLOWING IS A PAID ADVERTISEMENT FOR MEDI-MEALS.

>> THE FOLLOWING IS A PAID ADVERTISEMENT FOR MEDI-MEALS. >> HELLO.

ADVERTISEMENT FOR MEDI-MEALS. >> HELLO.

ADVERTISEMENT FOR MEDI-MEALS. >> HELLO. I'M FORMER TALK SHOW HOST AND

>> HELLO. I'M FORMER TALK SHOW HOST AND

>> HELLO. I'M FORMER TALK SHOW HOST AND PARTIALLY RECOVERED GAMBLING

I'M FORMER TALK SHOW HOST AND PARTIALLY RECOVERED GAMBLING

I'M FORMER TALK SHOW HOST AND PARTIALLY RECOVERED GAMBLING ADDICT JIMMY KIMMEL.

PARTIALLY RECOVERED GAMBLING ADDICT JIMMY KIMMEL.

PARTIALLY RECOVERED GAMBLING ADDICT JIMMY KIMMEL. AS AN OLD PERSON I TAKE A LOT OF

ADDICT JIMMY KIMMEL. AS AN OLD PERSON I TAKE A LOT OF

ADDICT JIMMY KIMMEL. AS AN OLD PERSON I TAKE A LOT OF PILLS.

AS AN OLD PERSON I TAKE A LOT OF PILLS.

AS AN OLD PERSON I TAKE A LOT OF PILLS. BUT PILLS CAN BE SO HARD TO

PILLS. BUT PILLS CAN BE SO HARD TO

PILLS. BUT PILLS CAN BE SO HARD TO SWALLOW.

BUT PILLS CAN BE SO HARD TO SWALLOW.

BUT PILLS CAN BE SO HARD TO SWALLOW. IF ONLY THERE WAS AN EASIER WAY

SWALLOW. IF ONLY THERE WAS AN EASIER WAY

SWALLOW. IF ONLY THERE WAS AN EASIER WAY TO GET THAT MEDICINE DOWN.

IF ONLY THERE WAS AN EASIER WAY TO GET THAT MEDICINE DOWN.

IF ONLY THERE WAS AN EASIER WAY TO GET THAT MEDICINE DOWN. NOW THERE IS.

TO GET THAT MEDICINE DOWN. NOW THERE IS.

TO GET THAT MEDICINE DOWN. NOW THERE IS. MEDI-MEALS.

NOW THERE IS. MEDI-MEALS.

NOW THERE IS. MEDI-MEALS. MEDI-MEALS ARE MICROWAVABLE

MEDI-MEALS. MEDI-MEALS ARE MICROWAVABLE