No honey, those are the doubles.

Oh, well they're good too.

So, uh, what's this gonna cost me?

Is this in dollars?

I don't understand. Why is my double old?

You're 11 and you have white hair. I did the best I could.

I came out of retirement for this gig.

These days I mostly just sit around reading in my underwear.

Never mind, he's perfect.

OK fam-o, now that everyone's got a double,

it's time to teach them how to look and act just like us.

We've gotta work fast. Luan gets home at five,

and if she finds the house empty...

Are you picking up on this? I talk with my hands, big hand-talker right here.

Really get that mud up in your face.

Don't be afraid to eat a little.

Now in addition to English, I speak Mandarin, Latin,

Swedish and west coast rap.

So, this is the novel I'm working on, just in case Luan asks you about it,

you should probably read the whole thing tonight.

OK, so let's see the walk.

Almost, but you forgot part of it.

- Oh! - Oh!

First thing in the morning, I usually rush to the bathroom

- to beat the crowd. - Oh, same here.

There's some pushy blue hairs at the senior center.

Then before school, I'll sometimes stop for a Flippy,

watermelon-lime is my favorite.

It's my favorite flavor of gelatin!

OK gang, here's the plan.

At midnight we sneak out of the house, and switch places with the doubles.

They'll take it from there.

[music playing]

I got this.

Good luck to you guys. Are you sure you're ready?

Don't worry about us. We're gonna be A-OK.

Family, gather round.

We can follow the action via the cameras I installed in everyone's room last year--

Last night.

We have movement in the twins room.

Here it comes!

Huh, I thought for sure Luan was going to nail them with a bucket of grease.

Or a sock full of quarters.

Old Lincoln is on the move. Slowly.

Oh man, I can't watch. What's happening?

Did he get injured?

Well, he did hurt his back, but it seems unrelated.

What's the deal? Why aren't they getting pranked?

And why are they leaving the house?

What the heck?

I paid good money for them to get their butts pranked off.

Wait a minute, I get it.

Luan's prank this year was to not prank us at all.

What do you mean, Mom?

Ha! She'd knew we'd go crazy trying to protect ourselves,

so she just let us chase our tails.

Oh, you're right. She is good.

[laughing]

Well, I may have burned through all or savings, but at least it's over.

Over? It's just getting started.

[screaming]

You know, family, I had a whole different plan in mind for today.

But I'll save that for next year.

Because once I saw the amazing doubles you guys found,

I was inspired to do something even better.

So stay tuned, because the rest of this day is going to be

doubly special!

[laughing]

Get it? You don't now, but you will.

What is she talking about?

[screaming]

We gotta stop her!

She welded the door shut.

And the windows!

I'll try the garage door. Who's got the remote?

Oh, Luan does, she's outside.

Don't look at me, look at the monitors.

I put cameras everywhere, so you can enjoy the show. Ta-ta!

Ah! It's old Lincoln.

What's he doing? Did he get lost?

[groaning]

Mrs. Johnson, it's me Lincoln.

I can't get through another day of school without telling you

you are the center of my universe and I love you!

Oh, no!

Wait, that's my pageant studio!

Hey Lindsey, I know I won Ms. Junior Royal Woods this year,

but the truth is your neck is straighter,

your hair hold curls better than mine,

and your baton twirling puts mine to shame.

So here, this really belongs to you.

[screaming]

Oh, sweet irony.

We handed Luan the perfect weapons to destroy us.

Oh no, my salon!

I love my new perm. I can't wait to show all my friends.

[screaming]