WELCOME BACK!

HOW EXCITING FOR ALL OF YOU!

FOLKS, WE ARE HERE -- HERE WITH OUR DEAR FRIEND AND AMERICAN

CITIZEN NATIONAL TREASURE JOHN OLIVER.

>> Jon: YEAH ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

>> Stephen: OF COURSE, PEOPLE KNOW US BEST AS TALK SHOW HOSTS.

>> Jon: PROBABLY.

>> Stephen: BUT THEY DON'T REALIZE WE'VE ALSO BEEN IN A LOT

OF MOVIES.

>> Jon: A GREAT DEAL OF MOVIES.

>> Stephen: YEAH.

AND I DIDN'T REALIZE THIS, I WAS JUST TOLD THIS RECENTLY, THAT WE

ACTUALLY HAVE A BUNCH OF MOVIES COMING OUT THIS NEXT YEAR THAT

YOU AND I ARE IN TOGETHER.

>> Jon: WE DO?

HOW DID WE FIND THE TIME?

( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: IT'S NOT EASY.

HERE'S THE THING, I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING ABOUT THESE

MOVIES, MAKING THEM OR ANYTHING.

>> Jon: MOVIE STAR IS A MOVIE STAR.

IT'S ABOUT CHURNING OUT PRODUCT.

>> Stephen: GAINING THEM OUT.

>> Jon: GIVE ME A MIC, I'LL SING WHAT YOU TOLD ME TO SING.

>> Stephen: GET ME ON THE ROOF, I'LL TAKE MY SHIRT OFF AND

START HAMMERING.

HERE'S THE DEAL.

YOU HAVE TO SELL TICKETS.

>> Jon: WE HAVE THE SAME SENSE OF A MOVIE STAR, ON THE RIFF,

SHIRTLESS HAMMERING SOMETHING.

WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: MY GRAPHICS

DEPARTMENT MADE POSTERS FOR THE MOVIES NEITHER OF US KNOW

ANYTHING ABOUT.

NEITHER OF US HAVE SEEN THE POSTERS BUT I THOUGHT I WOULD

RYE TRITAKE A LOOK AND TRY TO REMEMBER THE PLOTS OF THE MOVIES

TOGETHER.

>> Jon: I'M SURE THEY'LL RING A BELL.

>> Stephen: THIS IS "MAY BE COMING SOON."

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Jon: OKAY.

ALL RIGHT.

>> Stephen: JOHN.

>> .CAN YOU SEE?

>> Stephen:.

>> Stephen: I HAVE THE POSTERS THAT YOU AND I ARE BOTH IN

STARRING.

>> UPCOMING FEATURES.

>> Stephen: BUT WE DO NOT REMEMBER.

LET'S TRY TO REMEMBER WHAT THE MOVIES ARE ABOUT.

>> YEAH.

>> Stephen: FIRST UP, HOLMES AND HOLMES, NOTE TO ( BLEEP )

SHERR LOCKS.

I LEANED ON YOU HARD IN THIS ONE BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW MY WAY

AROUND JOLLY OLD ENGLAND THE WAY YOU DO.

>> YES.

THE CONCEPT WAS, OF COURSE, A CLONING EXPERIMENT DONE IN GOOD

FAITH.

>> Stephen: BY SHERLOCK.

BACKFIRING WHEN HE REALIZED HE HAD A CLONE OF HIMSELF AS A

DETECTIVE, THERE WAS A COMPETITIVE SITUATION THEY WERE

RACING TO INVESTIGATE MURDERS AND THEY WERE GETTING IN EACH

OTHER'S WAYS.

THEY'RE BOTH LOOKING AT SOMETHING.

>> Stephen: AND IT'S EACH OTHER.

>> YEAH.

>> Stephen: I DON'T WANT TO GIVE ANYTHING AWAY, OBVIOUSLY

SPOILER IF YOU GUYS CARE ABOUT THIS, THEY MURDER EACH OTHER.

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

THAT'S RIGHT.

>> Stephen: AND HAVE TO FIGURE WITHOUT KILLED THEMSELVES.

>> IT'S ODD THEY PUT THIS ON THE POSTINGS, WHAT THEY'RE ACTUALLY

DOING IS REFLECTING THE SUN ON TO EACH OTHER'S HEARTS THROUGH

THE M MAGNIFYING GLASS.

IT'S A VERY, VERY LONG MURDER SEQUENCE.

>> Stephen: YEAH.

BUT EVENTUALLY THEY BOTH CATCH FIRE.

>> Stephen: PRIDE COMETH BEFORE THE FALL.

NEXT, AND I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS ONE, THIS ONE IS

SQUIRRELED!

IT'S SQUIRRELED SERIES.

>> YES.

>> Stephen: THERE'S NOTHING IN THE RULE BOOK THAT SAYS YOU

CAN'T RIP OFF AIR BUD.

>> RIGHT.

RIGHT.

( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: THIS IS AN

EXTRAORDINARY ONE.

WE'RE TWO CHILDHOOD FRIENDS.

>> AND THE TWIST HERE, IN AIR BUD, THE DOG PLAYS ON THE

BASKETBALL TEAM AND IT GOES WELL.

THIS IS THEY GET A SQUIRREL TO PLAY ON THE BASEBALL TEAM AND IT

GOES VERY BADLY.

>> Stephen: YES, HE'S ACTUALLY KILLED BY A PITCH, VERY FIRST

SCENE.

>> VERY FIRST SCENE.

SO YOU THINK IT'S FUN.

IT'S ACTUALLY, WITHIN THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES, THE SQUIRREL DIES

HORRIBLY.

>> Stephen: RIGHT.

AND THE REST OF IT IS A VERY, VERY DARK FILM ABOUT THEM COMING

TO TERMS WITH WHAT THEY'VE DONE, WHAT LIFE MEANS --

>> Stephen: SURE.

DID YOU SEE THE MOVIE "FIRST REFORMED."

>> I DIDN'T.

>> Stephen: IT'S LIKE THAT BUT WITH A SQUIRREL, INSTEAD OF

ENVIRONMENTAL DEGRADATION.

>> I DON'T KNOW IF THEY'VE CAPTURED THE TONE OF THE FILM

WHICH I SIGNED UP FOR WHICH IS A MEDITATION ON CULPABILITY IN

DEATH.

THAT'S NOT THE MOVE YI SHOT.

>> Stephen: SQUIRREL PLAYED BY MARK RUFFALO.

>> UNBELIEVABLE.

>> Stephen: UNBELIEVABLE.

WHAT HE DID WAS INCREDIBLE.

>> Stephen: THEN WE MIXED IT UP A LITTLE BIT.

OBVIOUSLY -- WELL, WE'LL FIND OUT.

( LAUGHTER ) I DON'T THINK THE NEXT ONE IS

ABOUT AN ANIMAL DEATH, SQUIRREL INQUEST.

THE NEXT ONE IS LES EXPENDABLES.

IT'S NOT JUST US!

>> AT FIRST I THOUGHT THAT WAS JACK BRAYER.

>> Stephen: IT'S DOLPH LUNDREN.

IT'S THE ENTIRE CAST OF THE EXPENDABLES AND YOU AND ME IN A

MUSICAL VERSION OF THE EXPENDABLES.

>> YEAH, I REMEMBER HAVING PROBLEMS AT THE SCRIPT STAGE

WITH THOUSAND THEY WERE GOING TO BALANCE THE TWO HISS ORQ ERAS

AND GETTING TO SET AND REALIZES THEY JUST DIDN'T BOTHER TRYING.

SO THAT ACTUALLY MADE IT EASIER.

>> Stephen: THERE'S IMPLICATION THERE MIGHT BE TIME

TRAVEL INVOLVED OR JULES VERN OR VICTOR HUGO OR SOMETHING LIKE

THAT OR SOMETHING.

>> THAT'S RIGHT, BUT WE'RE USING KIND OF LONG WOODEN RIFLES.

>> Stephen: AND DO YOU WANT TO DO THE SONG?

>> OH!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: I'LL DO IT WITH

YOU!

WE'LL DO IT TOGETHER?

>> YEAH.

>> Stephen: OKAY.

♪ WHEN YOU'RE LES EXPENDABLES ♪ ♪ YOU CAN DO THE THINGS YOU'RE

SUPPOSED TO DO ♪ >> Stephen: AND IT GOES ON AND

ON.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) JOHN, SO WONDERFUL TO SEE YOU.

I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO ALL THAT.

SEASON 7 OF LAST WEEK TONIGHT WITH JOHN OLIVER AIRS SUNDAY ON

H.B.O.!

MR. JOHN OLIVER, EVERYBODY!