YOU'VE BOUGHT, LIKE, A BILLION OF 'EM.

AH...

HUMOR BASED ON MY PAIN.

HA.

YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY?

OF ALL OF YOUR WIVES

I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO NEVER GOT A RING.

THIS A BIG ISSUE FOR YOU, OR...?

NO, BUT IT, YOU KNOW, WOULD'VE BEEN NICE

TO HAVE A LITTLE MEMENTO OF OUR MARRIED TIME TOGETHER.

SOMETHING OTHER THAN THE DIVORCE PAPERS

AND THE HANGOVER.

ROSS IS OBVIOUSLY NOT GOING TO GET YOU A RING.

BUT ASK FOR A MUSKET. ASK FOR A MUSKET.

HEY, WHEN WE WERE MARRIED, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I NEVER GOT?

UM... SEX.

( scoffs )

WELL, YEAH.

NO RING, NO SEX. BIG SURPRISE.

GET ME A MUSKET AND WE'LL TALK.

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