-Aaah! -(announcer) Shang Tsung wins.

-Boo-yah! I am the supreme Mortal Kombat warrior.

I can't wait to call my mom and tell...

wait, what's going on?

Why am I back at the mountain thingy?

I won. There's nobody else to fight.

-[laughs]

-Are you kidding me?

-Hey! Hey, T-Sung! Hey, T-Sung, hey!

Guess what. -What?

-Chicken butt! [laughs]

-[sighs] Fantastic.

-(announcer) Round one. Fight!!

-Wow, I really love what you've done with the place.

I'm really "hooked." [laughs]

-Be quiet. We're fighting now.

-No, we're not. We're talking.

-Well... we're about to be fighting.

-Why?

-Because it's a fighting tournament.

-Why? -Because...

You know what? Enough of this!

You're going down.

[morphing sound, whirring]

-[laughs] That tickles.

Cool trick. I'm really a "fan."

[laughs, Shang Tsung groans]

-Get over here!!

-[laughs] Missed! Hey, try mine!

[loud echo]: SPIT OVER HERE!!

[spits seed, whack!]

-Ow! -[laughs]

Whoa! Cool moves, but can you do this?

Motorboat! [fluttering lips]

[objects crashing] -Ow! Ugh!

I can't believe I'm losing to an orange.

[morphing sound]

-Hmm... I liked you better in yellow.

[morphing sound]

-How embarrassing.

You guys all wore the same suit. [laughs]

-[grunts]

-Aw, come on, man. That's cold. [laughs]

-Ugh! That's the worst joke I've ever heard.

[ice shatters]

-Hey, bad jokes are how I roll.

Whooooooaaaaaaaa....

[thwack!] -Toasty!

[Orange and Marshmallow laugh]

-Oh, that's it! I'm not losing to this piece of fruit.

[morphing sound] -Get over here!!

-Ooh! Is it time to start throwing things?

French fries!

-Get over here!!

-Plate of spaghetti!

-I said... get over here!!

-And I said, banana peel!

-What? Wha--ow!

-(announcer) Finish him!!

-Huh? -(announcer) Finish him!!

-He's Finnish? I would've guessed Dutch. [laughs]

-(announcer) Ugh! No, I mean, you should finish him off.

-Why would I do that? I like his dance moves too much.

Everybody do the Scorpion

Nya-nya-nya, everybody do the Scorpion

-(announcer) Just stop singing and finish him!

-Okay, okay.

Knife!

[slice!, Scorpion moans in pain]

-(announcer) I can't believe I'm saying this.

Orange wins.

-Yay! What do I win? I want a Wii pony!

[laughs, dance music begins]

Everybody do the Scorpion, uln, uln, uln

[announcer groans] Everybody do the Scorpion, uln, uln, uln

Hey, fruit lovers! You're gonna love this!

Now there's a free version of my video game, Kitchen Carnage.

That's right.

You can get it on iPhones and iPads and iPods and Androids.

Just use the links below.

Free-free-free-free-free-free-free-free

Free-free-free-free-free, free-free-free-free

Free! [laughs] Free. [Captioned by StreamCaptions.com]