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WE'VE GOT A GOOD ONE FOR YOU TONIGHT, LET'S GET STRAIGHT INTO
THE HEADLINES.
THERE'S A BIT OF A SHAKE-UP HAPPENING IN THE WHITE HOUSE.
YOU KNOW JARED KUSHNER, PRESIDENT TRUMP'S SON IN LAW
WHO WAS PUT IN CHARGE OF SECURING PEACE IN THE MIDDLE
EAST WELL, HE JUST LOST HIS SECURITY CLEARANCE AND HAS NOW
BEEN REASSIGNED TO TRUMP'S REELECTION CAMPAIGN.
HE FAILED TO WIN PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST, SO LET'S HOPE HE
FAILS TO WIN ONCE AGAIN.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> James: KUSHNER HAD HIS
SECURITY CLEARANCE DOWNGRADED.
BUT HE STILL INSISTS ON SWIPING HIS BADGE EVERY MORNING, HE JUST
MAKES THE LITTLE "BEEP" NOISE HIMSELF.
"BEEP."
"OH, THE DOOR MUST BE STUCK.
I'LL TAKE THE STAIRS."
MEANWHILE, ERIC TRUMP'S SECURITY CLEARANCE REMAINS THE SAME.
IT'S STILL JUST A BADGE HE MADE OUT OF PLAY-DOH.
IN OTHER NEWS, THIS WAS A LITTLE BIT SHOCKING.
ACCORDING TO A NEW STUDY, AMERICANS TRUST AMAZON AND
GOOGLE MORE THAN THEY TRUST, GET THIS, TEACHERS AND SCIENTISTS.
HONESTLY, I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO BELIEVE THIS STUDY UNTIL I
DOUBLE CHECK IT WITH ALEXA.
PEOPLE TRUST AMAZON AND GOOGLE.
I MEAN YOU KIND OF HAVE TO,ÑéÑ ESPECIALLY AFTER ALL THE THINGS
THEY'VE SEEN YOU SEARCH FOR.
BUT SERIOUSLY, I GET IT.
YOU ASK GOOGLE ANYTHING, THEY'VE GOT IT FOR YOU, RIGHT THERE.
IF YOU GO UP TO A NUCLEAR PHYSICIST AND ASK THEM TO SHOW
YOU A PICTURE OF A KITTEN FALLING ASLEEP INSIDE A FUR
LINED BOOT, THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
YOU ASK GOOGLE, AND YOU GET THIS.
AND FINALLY, WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS.
AN ELECTRONIC ROAD SIGN IN KENTUCKY WAS RECENTLY HACKED AND
ALTERED TO GIVE DRIVERS A DIFFERENT SET OF INSTRUCTIONS.
HERE'S WHAT IT SAID: "SEND NUDES."
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
THEY DON'T EVEN SAY WHERE TO SEND THE NUDES!
AND THIS IS HELPFUL, POLICE ARE ALSO REMINDING EVERYONE THAT
OBJECTS IN THE REARVIEW MIRROR ARE SMALLER THAN THEY APPEAR.
OFFICIALS IN KENTUCKY WERE TERRIBLY EMBARRASSED, AND HAD
THE SIGN FIXED RIGHT AWAY.
THAT'S BETTER.
"SEND NUDES, PLEASE."