I'm in awe.

I hacked it and stole it from him.

That makes me way more awesome.

No, you stole it after I shut it down.

And when you started it back up, I just stole it again.

I should've known it was you on the surveillance tape Diana sent me.

You were the only one who wasn't there with us that night.

And you're the only one who owns a hoodie.

The one I felt stupid about was graduation,

when I asked Gossip Girl to meet me, and then Dan showed up.

(Elevator door opens)

Son.

Dad.

I figured you'd be here waiting for Chuck and Blair.

We need to talk.

I should drink.

Me, too.

Uh, vodka on the rocks.

Big glass, not too many rocks.

Three olives.

Dan, I cannot believe you are the one responsible for all of this poison.

The damage you've done to your friends, to your family,

to your own sister!

Jenny wanted to get on "Gossip Girl".

She's known it was me for years.

If there's ever anything she really didn't want posted,

all she had to do was ask.

You told the whole world about her losing her virginity!

No, no, no. No, she sent that tip in herself.

She wanted to get out of New York,

but she didn't feel like

she had the strength to leave on her own.

So she knew if Blair found out the truth,

she wouldn't have a choice.

Her leaving town...

(Sighs) was the best thing that ever happened to Jenny.

Yeah. I mean, look, dad,

I... I know... I know

I've screwed up, and plenty of times.

But I've always tried to do the right thing,

like you taught me.

Tell me everything.

Dan was as hard on himself as he was any of us.

And he wouldn't have had anything to post

if everyone hadn't been sending in tips.

I never sent in one tip.

(Scoffs) Saint Nate.

Come on, what was the worst thing Gossip Girl ever wrote about you?

If anyone should be mad...

(Elevator door opens)

it... it should be me... or me and Blair.

(Blair) We're here!

(Serena) You're free!

(Nate) So everything's okay?

Well, Cyrus is finishing up at the police station.

But we refused to talk.

And since there's no actual evidence

that Chuck was even on that roof...

And no witness...

Except his wife.

They had to no choice but to let us go.

Bart's death will be ruled as an accident.

Thank you.

No, this is actually for her.

Miss Blair, I... I so worried about you and, uh, Mr. Chuck,

and brain exploding from Lonely Boy news.

I need vodka.

We all need lots of vodka, Dorota.

And champagne.

My mother and Lily are at Citarella right now getting food.

We're gonna have a wedding reception.

And don't even think that you will be invited, Humphrey.

We read while we were waiting.

You have a lot of explaining to do.

What do you wanna know, Blair?

What do you look so amused for?

Uh, it's just that I felt the same way

until I realized that I'm fine with it.

Fine?

He stopped posting after our accident.

He shut down the site.

I mean, we always knew it was one of us, right?

I always thought it was Dorota!

(Chokes, spit vodka)

You know, I actually thought it was Eric for a little bit,

and then I thought it was you, Rufus.

My dad? Come on.

Hey! It could've been me. I always thought it was Nate.

Did anyone think it could be me?

My money was on the blonde broad in London.

(Nate and Serena laugh)

Why do you all think that this is funny?

Gossip Girl ruined our lives!

Is your life really ruined, Blair?

If you think about it,

we're all on track to do exactly what we wanted to do.

But he schemed and lied and spread horrible stories.

Blair, I think you're just mad because Dan was the one

who was pulling the strings all along.

This whole time, I had more power than you.

But what he did with that power was write a love letter...

not just to me but to all of us.

It made me realize I don't want to run away,

that... that you guys are my family, and I belong here.

And so does Dan.

Well, I guess that means it's all over now,

that we can all grow up and move on.

Yeah.

Gossip Girl's dead.