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It's just pain.
What?
Why?
There's no good memories.
This is not the bum.
This is trash.
Hey, what's going on?
Everybody.
For first, we feast on Shaun Evans and you're watching hot ones.
It's the show with hard questions and even hotter wings.
And today we're joined by Trevor Noah.
He's the host of the Emmy Award winning The Daily Show on Comedy Central is also written.
A New York Times best seller, It's called Born a Crime.
Stories From a South African Childhood.
Trevor Noah.
Welcome to the Show.
Thank you very much for having me.
You once tweeted that starting your day with chicken wings is like pouring Parra Finn into a Ferrari.
So I take it you can handle your heat.
Man.
I don't even know why I'm here, To be honest with you, I love chicken wings.
I like hot food, but when it's a competition, that's never a good idea.
Any hot food eating endeavor I've gone on has ended very badly.
So this is this is just us beginning.
This is just our baby steps.
Okay?
I think the beginning It's nice.
Just my tingles, the tip of your tongue, you know, So when we had Charlie's there and I'm the show.
She gave us a crash course in Afrikaans and taught me how to say Yo, Ma, suppose somebody okay?
Wow.
All right.
A somebody speaks seven languages themselves.
Can you give me a Zulu phrase that I can incorporate into my everyday life?
You choose for your show in Colombia, Gillom.
Billy.
Yeah, which means I'm hungry.
You need that all the time.
Which South African delicacy do you think deserves more?
Shine?
Slap chips Bunny chow are built on Bill tone.
I think Bull Tong deserves a lot more shine because like, here's the thing.
Bunny chow.
I've seen versions off in the world.
You know, People take bread.
Put a bit of curry inside of it.
I've seen some version of that slop chips means just like how you, you know, it's not french fries.
It's just bigger portions of potato that have been cooked, you know.
But Bill Tung is amazing, man.
It's like a room when I came to America and someone was like, Have you tried jerky and trash turkeys trash?
I don't care who you are.
The jerky is trash.
It's got a whole bunch of sodium and what nots and like sugar And why you sugar in your meat?
What, like what is this?
Where is Bill Tung is just spiced dried meat.
It is the most delicious thing you've ever eaten.
If you get it right, I guess the name is what Bill Tung, right?
It does not a sexy name, you know?
I mean, like, if you'll feel girlfriend said to you tonight, me, you build tongue would be like I got plans.
You see?
See?
It's branding.
That's the problem.
Much flavor.
Taste the pineapple.
So you're the self described roller coaster whore who dreams of touring the best thrill rides in America.
What's been your most heroin amusement park experience?
I went and I rode Harry Potter out.
Universal.
I think it is.
I love roller coasters and the Harry Potter rides on the best, and the ride stopped in the middle.
And first it's like, Oh, this is part of the right.
It's crazy that I was like, No, no, it's not something's wrong.
Yeah, and then you just hang there and then you know what?
What happens now?
You're like on a plane.
They tell you.
Hey, if shit goes down, something's gonna fall.
You're gonna do a thing.
You put your head down and you know Yeah, they don't tell you anything before roller coasters go have fun.
Be this be this tall and have fun.
How was it resolved like that?
Somebody get on the ladder.
Impressive.
Butner didn't just start moving it After a while it started moving.
And I was with a friend of mine who is terrified of any car or right.
And his screams made me afraid, because at first light we'll be fine.
And he was like, I was like, We're gonna die like you got a contact.
You know, it's like in a horror movies.
I feel like half of the fear is the person who's screaming Now if everyone would just come like we might die, I get through it.
But the contact fear is what terrifies me.
Let's see Shaq, Wanda.
It hits the sides of your tongue.
Radio nice.
Me like in the sauce is so far it seems Yeah, it's going okay, flavor.
I'm still on the classic.
I mean, that's winning for me right now.
We'll take it.
So since taking over on the daily show.
There's been a massive explosion in the number of programs that have political commentary in San Tire at their core.
Do you think that this snowballing of political punditry is helping us to think more clearly?
B'more informed?
Or do you think it might be having the opposite effect?
Well, it's interesting.
I think it's good.
You know, I think it's good to have a CZ many shows as possible, especially shows that cater to young people.
You know, for so long, people have made it seem like politics is what you do when you're old.
But politics affects your entire life.
In fact, I feel like it should be the other way around if you like.
Old people should be like I don't care.
I'm almost done.
It's weird to me that, like super old people like, I'm gonna vote and change this world that I'm leaving soon.
Why?
Why would you care if I was told I would not give a shit?
I'll be on roller coasters going crazy.
Did Jon Stewart give you any advice for how to avoid becoming that old angry man screaming at the clouds?
Oh, no, He said it was gonna happen John said.
I'm leaving because I'm old and angry and you're young and happy.
So enjoy it while it lasts.
That was his advice.
His advice was just like, You don't try and enjoy it for as long as you can.
Don't Don't let the anger be overriding emotion.
You want people to tune in so that they're not angry anymore by the end of the show, and that's what I try and do.
One unintended consequence, I think, is that there are a lot of super funny comedians who seem less interested in doing the lighthearted entertainment that they used to write.
Do you think that that's sad in a way, or is it naive to expect anything different?
I think people forget that comedians are human beings were living in the world, you know.
So Jim Gaffigan, super funny guy doesn't like talking about politics, but at some point he's gonna be like, Yo, I got to say something.
Ricky Gervase, Another person hates talking about politics, but at some point, even he was like Guys, we're gonna act like it's not happening.
So I get why some people be like, Oh, my favorite comedians started talking about politics is like, Yeah, but maybe it's because the politics has started affecting your favorite comedian.
That's probably what it is, you know.
What kind of name is that?
You're lucky Dog.
Year of the Dog.
Hi, Chilling.
Don't think tires ever spicy.
It's got a nice it dances on your tongue nicely.
That's my favorite spicy food, the one that dances on your tongue.
You just want, like like, you know, like Fred Astaire is dancing across your tongue.
Good, good bye.
Somebody had Bill Burr on the show.
He said that doing stand up in New York is like performing at a women's college, and I'm just curious from your perspective.
Do you find that audiences in the U.
S.
Or any more or less sensitive than the ones that you encounter internationally ours.
I find it just care about different things.
I find it depends where you go, You know, I've I've I've gotten rid of like categorizing America as one giant, you know, one monitor list.
When I came here, I had those ideas I've realized Now America is basically 50 countries masquerading as one, even in New York, like going from like Long Island to Brooklyn audiences are completely different.
I would say this with comedy.
Everyone thinks the joke is funny until it's a joke about them, Right?
That's pretty much what is.
You know, it's like caught ones.
Everyone's like hand.
That's cool until they're the one eating the food.
Like Theo.
Cool, man.
Cool loss, Callie.
And I'm always hesitant to say how hard I'm not something as sometimes it sneaks up on you.
That's a guy who's been around hot food before.
That's a veteran.
Take right there.
I drove her away.
Every currents, like men on our show called Explain that Graham Murray do a deep dive on our guest.
Instagram pull interesting pictures that need more contacts.
All crossed up the laptop.
I'll show you the picture.
You just tell me the bigger story.
Does that sound to you?
All right.
Laptop, please.
This is just for my instagram.
No, my point.
Hubble come right.
You know, just from your instagrams.
Okay, But I did check that out.
This is you at the Met Gala with Chrissy Teagan and John Budget.
So that picture was actually one of my favorite moments because I had just gotten to America.
Really like for the Daily Show.
And this was like one of my first public outings.
I had no clue what this was.
All who these people were.
You're just like you're just seeing all the celebrities.
Can people always think that you should become a celebrity overnight?
No.
Read all these levels levels.
So you walk into a place, and then if you see Rihanna, you sound like you're like, Hey, Ri, how you doing, girl?
No, no, you don't.
And so when I was leaving the event afterwards, John Legend and Chrissy Tick and sold me.
And then, like, I think it was Christy.
She was like, Hey, you got taking over the Daily Show and I was like, Yeah, and she's like, Don't fuck it up.
I was like, Uh, okay, She's like, No, I'm kidding.
Come over here.
You got friends like No, I don't have friends that I mean, I do, but not at Ah, the Mick.
She's like, Come on, come on, hang out with us.
How you guys doing?
They're the nicest people know about.
John and Christie are just like the nicest celebrities you will ever, ever meet in your life.
So that's what that picture was.
Speaking of epic nights, that's Ah Lewis Hamilton's world championship trophy E.
I think that was in Austin.
But it's a friend of mine is a world championship Formula One racing driver and really one of the best we've seen in a generation.
Amazing driver in the wet, which is really hard to do, especially in Formula One.
He was he was racing in Austin.
He was like, Hey, you wanna come check out the race?
Hopefully, I'll win the championship.
And I was like, Okay, I'll come.
And so I went and he won.
And then when we went down to congratulate him, they were like, Yo, you wanna hold the trophy?
I was like, Yeah, of course I wanna hold the trophy.
You trust me with the trophy like, Yeah, we trust you with the trophy and now they don't know where the trophy is.
Detroit.
Hellfire, I would say This is This is my my favorite like all round flavor over heart source, you know.
So far it has like a beautiful body to it.
It accentuates the chicken.
That's a nice place that's really could.
So the title of your book born a crime refers to the fact that as somebody who had a black mother and white father that you were representing a crime that could have been punishable by up to five years in prison.
Right.
You've made an interesting point about how, in some ways you prefer the racism in South Africa compared to the racism in the United States, Right?
How do you own package that for someone who thinks that all racism is the same?
Well, you know what?
You've got to think of it like this.
Think of racism like hot sauce.
You know, some hot source where they tell you it's our source.
But you can't really tell, you know, You put it on your tongue, it doesn't happen.
But then maybe tomorrow when you go to the bathroom, you'd be like, Oh, that was hot sauce.
I don't like that.
I want to know when it's happening at this is hot sauce get.
I'm saying that so, yeah, I grew up in a world where people were blatantly racist for the most part, if they were and then you know what I like about that is I know where we stand.
We can work off of that.
I can talk to you as a person, and I can try and figure out where your racism started or what makes you more racist.
And then and then we can move forward.
The hardest person to to try and change is someone who doesn't believe they're racist or engages in racist ideas that that on direct because then you know what I mean.
Someone like I'm I'm not racist.
I'm not racist at all.
I just think that sometimes black people you know those ones proof.
Good luck, man.
That's that.
Today, after hot sauce, stay off the hot sauce.
Racism.
I don't need that in my life.
Trinidad Scorpion.
Oh, Lord, Here we go.
Okay.
Oh!
Oh, don't breathe.
Actual.
Us is feeling the nose.
Yeah.
Immediate.
Mmm.
Oh, shit.
Oh, ma'am, you feel that I feel that this is the hot sauce that doesn't even I don't even know your tongue You're talking about Why would you under tough market replacing it?
This is unnecessary.
So you seem to have a real knack for interviewing people whose views are diametrically opposed to in these tribal times.
What advice do you have for talking to someone with whom you share almost no common ground.
I think the key is to listen how instinct of human being just the first.
Tell a person why they're wrong.
But I find if you listen to them, you can understand a little bit of where they're coming from.
And then maybe that can give you a little insight or way in to finding common ground that then can lead you somewhere else that takes you Feel your time right now?
Uh, you feel your tongue, It's It's starting to tingle.
But, you know, sometimes there's this expectation you're gonna like body slam this person or destroy him in this debate with you.
Come to my show as a guest.
I'm going to treat you accordingly.
No, I don't want to destroy you.
I wanna engage with you and I I think I think a lot of the times people, if you have ideas you believe in, you should be willing to engage.
Or you should be willing to test those ideas against somebody that that you don't agree with it.
I'm hitting you.
You hitting the water?
Water help!
So I always have this thing.
When I hit the water.
I know that fancy pick that actually makes it worse.
That's Brad.
I know.
I know, I know.
But like, so I have, like, there's tons of insufferable hot sauce experts that are always hitting me with the tips of your training them maybe on some level.
But also, I think, psychologically, which I think is more important.
Anyway, the water does help me.
For whatever reason, I know that it's against science, but in my brain, that's how it works.
Okay.
All right.
This next one is the bomb beyond insanity, man.
All right.
Oh, this is horrible.
Oh, Lord.
Home.
Shit.
This is what is this?
There's our food.
It's beyond insanity.
But there's no food.
Yeah, man, I got that.
We'd cough.
Oh, man.
Now that you're in a position to afford the finer things in life is baloney in brown bread.
Still better than any Michelin starred restaurant bologna, brown bread and margarine, which you guys aren't familiar with because you got here.
But we couldn't afford about us.
We have Marjorie still one of my favorite meals.
Simple.
It's effective.
And it's delicious.
Unlike this shit.
What?
You've just made me What is this God damn.
This is horrible for the uninitiated.
How do you describe the gastronomic experience of eating a goat's eye?
Um, imagine a bouncing ball.
Imagine taking a bouncing ball, putting into your mother, biting it really hard.
But then it pops and explodes and all the smart from a child's nose is in your mouth.
That's what we have goat's eyes like.
Delicious.
I know that you're a big fan.
Where does the heat that we're at right now compared to the hottest at Nando's?
Oh, my Lord, here's the thing.
Nando's gets really hard, but it has flavor.
It makes you think of something else.
A whole lot.
Oh, Jesus.
It's just pain.
What?
Why?
There's no good memories.
This is not the bomb.
This is trash.
Oh!
Ah, Okay.
I'm trying to think if I should rinse my palate for this all just add to it.
So far you're on.
And no water, no milk.
Yeah, track.
It is rarefied air.
I'd like to taste the flavors.
What's this?
Next one.
This is Parker, but chocolate plague from smoking.
Ned Curry.
You joining me?
I'm charm coming.
All right.
Okay.
We're back in flavor.
Still very hard very hard.
And he put the flavor which plane with fire incident as a child brought you closer to death.
The time that you were playing with black cats and they exploded, taking your eyebrows off of the time that you burned down a shed with a magnifying glass, I would have to say the time I was playing with black cats.
And so I pulled them all out into a pot plant who made a super made a superb body.
And then But I was trying to light one in my hand is like, you know, as a pause was like, Let's just enjoy this moment and it blew up in my hand.
I dropped the match into the pot plant.
I was trying to gather all the gunpowder and it exploded up and burned my eyebrows off, but I didn't know.
So my mom heard a loud bang was like, Wow!
And then my cousin screamed and my mom came running outside.
She like what happened, and I was gonna be in trouble.
So I turned around and I was like nothing.
And she's like, What did you do?
It was like nothing.
She's like Something happens like Why would you say that?
Because you don't have eyebrows.
What?
What?
No, She's like, go to the bathroom and look at what you look like.
A busted.
And I went and literally was like, I'd like charred pieces and then no eyebrows.
Irrefutable.
So, yeah, that was probably What's the bag like for doing voiceover work for Black Panther?
You want me to know that you're shaking the last one up?
You haven't shaken any of them up.
You're gonna shake up the last one.
So this is the last dab we call it the last DAB.
Because it's tradition around here to put a little extra on the last wing.
You don't have to go if you don't want to.
Trevor, no.
You say that as reverse psychology.
Now I have to do it basically what you just said to me, The translation was, if you would like to be a little bit, you're welcome.
That's what you did.
So now I have to indulge with you.
Good.
How is battering weird?
You know what it looks like?
It looks like my little brother's diaper.
When about that, I would find this inside his diaper.
That's what it was that over there?
Yeah.
All right.
This is it.
She is.
My friend.
Shares my man.
Oh, Lord.
Okay.
You okay?
Yeah.
I think you're holding up better than me.
You look a little stressed.
I'm not gonna lie for a white guy.
This is super impressive.
Thank you, Trevor.
I'll take that.
I'm being for real.
Trevor.
Noah.
Here we are at the summit of Spice Mountain.
And as we've learned today, you can speak in almost anything.
But I think that you're at your most eloquent when you talk about taking a shit called going Number two profound.
A powerful experience in an act that makes us forget our airs and graces.
So now with your gut throb e uh, synched?
Yes.
Tortured by the hot sauce?
Yes.
Can you tell the people why are we most ourselves when we're letting the caboose loose?
I'll tell you why.
It's not even a disgusting clothes.
I think a human beings way spend so much time pretending you torture act From the time you're a young child, your parents teach you certain thing.
Your teachers, your friends, everybody and then you develop this persona about who you are.
Persona lives like you.
It changes and it augments as you grow.
But there's one place where we are honest.
I don't care who you are.
And that is when you're taking a shit.
It is just you and yourself.
You sit there and you're honest.
You're humble.
No one should from me all the way to the queen.
We'll shoot the same same squad polo, same everything.
Have you seen a dog when it takes a shit?
I don't care if it's a football or a Chihuahua.
It will get that look in their faces as we're shooting does.
It reminds you that we're all the same.
Nobody's better than anybody else at the core.
Well, got that stuff that comes out of our butts.
Words to live by.
From Trevor, Noah.
And look at you, my man.
10 chicken wings up, 10 chicken wings down.
And now there's nothing left to do.
What we call it.
The red carpet for you.
Trevor.
Noah, Thank you very much.
This camera, this camera, this camera let the people know what you have going on in your life.
Um, I've got an arena tour.
That's really fun.
It's called loud and clear.
I'm going around America and the world doing stand up comedy everywhere from North Carolina to Abu Dhabi.
So check out Trevor nor dot com if you want to come and watch the show.
Very funny is what I've been told by the audience as they love.
What I tell them the jokes.
God.
Oh, shit.
Come from coming.
Oh, I should have mentioned I get hiccups when I eat spicy food.
Oh, shit.
Wait, wait, wait.
All right.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I get hiccups.
And I forgot about the Oh, at the finish line.
Level voice.
Hey, good job, driver.
That's the hot ones of Jesus.
Yeah, the hiccups When you shoot today, Uh, in about an hour.
Aloha, Spice Lords, Thank you so much for watching today's episode.
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