Yes.

Damon?

Yes.

Tonight you'll be taking a lie detector test.

One of you will be hooked up to the machine while the other asks questions, and then you'll switch.

So who wants to get hooked up first for you?

How you use it.

45 Okay.

A few questions to calibrate the machine.

Is your name Mark You?

Yes.

Were you born in Pittsburgh?

Pennsylvania?

Yes.

Are you the owner of the Dallas Cowboys?

No.

All right, let's get started.

Before you made your fortune, you slept on the floor in a three bedroom apartment with five other roommates.

Is that right?

Would you say you were one of the cleaner roommates?

No.

Did you ever clean the toilet?

No.

Can you remember the last time you cleaned the toilet?

Yes.

Do you ever eat your roomies leftovers?

Absolutely.

Do you think I'd be a good roommate?

You be a good Yeah.

Is it true that in college you taught disco dancing to sororities?

Yes.

Can you show me?

Yes.

You're a billionaire.

It must feel good to say that, right?

Yes.

Can you say I'm a billionaire without smiling?

No.

It's almost like Simon says.

Do you ever check your four with billionaire ranking?

Yes.

Have you ever corrected someone after they called you a millionaire?

Well, probably.

Yeah.

Would you rather have dinner with this fellow billionaire?

Oh, yeah, Over me.

Oh, this bell Ophelia over you, I'll take her.

Do you think it's fair that Kylie Generate calls herself a self made billionaire?

You once wrote in your belong that you can never think of any good reason for any sane person to wear a suit?

Do you still feel that way?

Yes.

So did the shark take produces force you to wear one?

Yes.

You're a big fan of graphic tees.

Right lip, would you say, Would you say your closet is over 50%?

Gravity's?

No.

Do you own any fool shirts?

Oh, why not?

It's true the way you used to.

You once said you try to read about three hours every day.

That's a lot of books, wouldn't you say?

Yes, I've written five books.

Have you read it?

You know e promoted him, But why not next?

What about Laurie Green's book?

Invented Cell it.

Bank it.

Did you read that She wrote a book.

What?

Robert Herjavec.

Double drill Robert, right?

Did you ever read the 50 shades of Grey?

Siri's?

Know what you find?

Fact, there's a picture of me in the first movie.

Really pretty.

Your own brother said you made him start in the stockroom at your company.

Is that true?

Yes.

Would you let your daughter's work for you?

Yes.

Would you make them start as unpaid interns?

Yes.

You currently hold the Guinness World Record for the largest single e commerce transaction of a jet for $40 million.

Did you know that?

Is that one of your prouder accomplishments?

No.

Proud of the winning an Emmy?

No.

Proud of being my friend.

Oh, I love being your friend.

That's all the thunder.

Are you kidding me?

You once tried to be an actor in L.

A.

Right?

Yes.

Is that you?

You were You were almost cast in the movie Twister.

Not almost, but I got a callback.

Are you still bitter that you weren't cast?

Yes.

Would you say you're more proud of your acting work on Entourage over Sharknado three.

Yes, I was good.

And entourage They invited me for one episode that kept me for eight.

You also will contestant on dancing with the stars of 2007.

Is that correct?

Yes.

Would you say that was one of the more challenging things you ever done?

Ever.

So when you say, in some ways, dancing is harder than making a $1,000,000,000.

In some ways, yes.

You're the majority owner of the Dallas Mavericks, right?

Be honest.

Do you have a favorite player?

Maybe you retired.

Who?

Dirk.

And you played basketball in high school, right?

No, I got cut.

Donald Trump, among other things, has called you dopey, boring and a loser.

Be honest, this is trolling.

Ever hurt your feelings?

Are you sick of being asked if you'll run for president one day?

Yes.

Well, you run for president one day.

Yes.

Let's wrap it up at any point during this interview, did you lie and we didn't catch, You know, really?

Say it again.

No.

All right, easy was blood.

Anybody else in there with me?

You're ready to go?

I'm ready.

Okay, here we go.

Is your name Damon?

John?

Yes.

Were you born in Brooklyn?

Yes.

Have you ever taken a lie detector test before?

No.

Is your birthday?

February 23rd.

1969.

Yes.

Okay, let's get to the meeting.

You said you started working at the age of 10 by handing out flyers.

Is that correct?

Yes.

Do you remember what kind of things you spent money on?

A 10 years old sneakers, fake jewelry.

And you grew up in Hollis Queens, right?

Yes.

Would you say you're the most successful person to come out of your neighborhood?

No more successful than this guy.

No.

What about this guy?

I don't know.

Okay, let me rephrase that.

More successful than this guy after the fire?

No.

Do you still feel strong ties to the community?

Yes.

Would you ever invest in a local bodega?

No.

You grew up in the same neighborhood.

Is a lot of hip hop artists correct?

Yes.

Did you ever consider a career in music?

Every day of my life is your new album of speeches scored over music Your attempt at breaking into the industry somewhere.

Why don't you sing on the album?

Because I can't see Would you sing it?

Sing me a song If I ask Yes, I'm asking Let your mind and your body be free Dance with me, uh, and Joe and Have you ever been an actor?

Yes.

Did you ever act in a Sharknado movie?

Yes.

Are you a better shark NATO actor than I am?

I didn't see your role Did Were you killed in Sharknado?

Yes, I'm better.

Is it true that when you were first started, your $1,000,000,000 business Foo Boo, You were still waiting tables at Red Lobster?

Yes.

During that time Did customers ever not tip you?

Yes.

And so when you worked Tip.

Did you do anything to retaliate?

They already left.

I could not speak.

Do you think I would be a good customer at Red Lobster?

Yes.

What would I?

You would not eat any meat, right?

Would you consider me a good tipper?

Yes.

Do you ever still eat a red Lobster?

Yes.

Would you order crab Alfredo?

Is it true that you started food with $40?

Yes.

Do you think this guy could have started his fashion company with $40 if he did the right way?

After he was famous, Kanye came on short tank and ask you to invest in his dome housing properties.

Would you do it?

No.

Do you think a few biographic tea with my face on it would sell.

I highly doubt it.

Do you like hot butter on your breakfast toast?

Yes.

You like to tell pirate jokes?

Yes.

Does anybody just like your pirate jokes?

Probably.

Do you?

Just like I'm not sitting there.

You tell people that there are 100,000 words in the English language, and we only use 5000 every day.

Is that true?

5 to 7000.

Do you have a favorite work?

Love?

Love?

Okay.

Did you give yourself the name Chocolate Thunder, or did somebody give it to you?

I gave it to myself.

Does anybody actually called you chocolate thunder?

Other than yourself, you do.

I called your child.

The whole short thinks that Call the drug a thunder.

If an employee did not call you Chocolate thunder on the shark tank set, would you fire them?

My, You're a blow.

Another deal in place.

If they did, I call me chocolate and under on the trap.

Selina, on the shark tank set.

Do you sit on one pillow or more than one Bill E I E O.

Before you accepted a seat on shark Tank, you're going to turn the showdown for a role in keeping up with the Kardashians.

Is that right?

Yes.

Is it true that Khloe Kardashian is a reason you accepted the shark thing Job?

Yes.

She said she wouldn't get in my way.

Does that make Chloe your favorite Kardashians?

Yes.

Do you still watch the show keeping up with the Kardashians?

No, No.

Are there any investments you made on Shark Tank that you later regretted?

Many of them?

Are you a better investor than me?

No.

Is it true that you were named presidential ambassador for global entrepreneurship by President Obama?

Yes.

Would you say you two are friends?

No.

Are you better friends with him than you are with me?

No, I don't even have a phone number.

Or you, Mills, Do you think he considered me for the position?

Absolutely.

Is being friendly with the Obama more valuable than having $1 billion?

No, I'm sorry.

I just need the money.

You work out every boarding.

Is that right?

No.

You work out once a month.

Is that right?

Yes.

Could you be this woman in a push up contest?

Probably not.

Barbara?

Yes.

Did you give me a push up?

don't know.

Yeah, probably not a lot.

My shoulder only read when I was healthy.