Now, ifyou'relookingtogetanintrovert, youcaneitheradopt a babyone, knownas a "Shylet," orrescueanadultfromanintrovertshelter, generallyreferredtoas a "Library."
Failuretoobservetheseinstructionsmayresultinyourintrovertexhibitingextremelybackhandedcompliments, a lackofpolitesign-offsattheendof e-mails, orservingyourteaonlylukewarmandittastingsuspiciouslylikepiss.
A romanticeveningmightconsistofthetwoofyouhaving a glassofwineandreading a booktogether, separatedonlybybeingindifferentcountries, andcommunicatinginnowaywhatsoever.