And this is the Two-Headed Monster.

TWO-HEADED MONSTER: Hello!

ROBIN WILLIAMS: And we're here to tell you all about the word

"conflict."

TWO-HEADED MONSTER: Conflict!

ROBIN WILLIAMS: Right, conflict.

You guys ready to show conflict?

TWO-HEADED MONSTER: Ready!

ROBIN WILLIAMS: OK.

Here we go, the Two-Headed Monster showing us conflict.

TWO-HEADED MONSTER: [SPEAKING GIBBERISH]

[LAUGHING]

ROBIN WILLIAMS: Wait!

Time out, guys.

Guys, I'm not sure you understand.

We need to show everyone conflict.

TWO-HEADED MONSTER: Conflict!

ROBIN WILLIAMS: Right.

But I'm afraid that wasn't conflict.

TWO-HEADED MONSTER: No conflict?

ROBIN WILLIAMS: Well you see, a conflict is two people fight

or disagree about something, and they have a conflict.

TWO-HEADED MONSTER: Oh, conflict!

Yeah, conflict!

ROBIN WILLIAMS: OK, great.

We're ready to try again.

OK, here we go.

The Two-Headed Monster is now going to show us conflict.

Take two.

TWO-HEADED MONSTER: [SPEAKING GIBBERISH]

ROBIN WILLIAMS: One of them has a flower he says is his.

That's a promising start.

TWO-HEADED MONSTER: [SPEAKING GIBBERISH]

ROBIN WILLIAMS: Looks like the other one

wants the same flower.

This could be some conflict.

TWO-HEADED MONSTER: [SPEAKING GIBBERISH]

share?

ROBIN WILLIAMS: Oh, they're sharing.

TWO-HEADED MONSTER: [SPEAKING GIBBERISH]

ROBIN WILLIAMS: OK, stop, stop, stop!

TWO-HEADED MONSTER: What?

ROBIN WILLIAMS: Look, that was very nice.

That was lovely, actually.

You were sharing, and that warms the cockles of my heart.

But listen, my fuzzy two-headed friend, that was

not conflict.

TWO-HEADED MONSTER: No conflict?

ROBIN WILLIAMS: No conflict.

TWO-HEADED MONSTER: [GIBBERISH]

conflict!

ROBIN WILLIAMS: I'm just sorry, it wasn't!

TWO-HEADED MONSTER: [SHOUTING]

ROBIN WILLIAMS: [SHOUTING GIBBERISH]

TWO-HEADED MONSTER: [SHOUTING GIBBERISH]

ROBIN WILLIAMS: [GIBBERISH]

me!

TWO-HEADED MONSTER: No, [GIBBERISH]

me!

ROBIN WILLIAMS: [GIBBERISH]

TWO-HEADED MONSTER: [GIBBERISH]

ROBIN WILLIAMS: Wait!

TWO-HEADED MONSTER: What?

ROBIN WILLIAMS: I just realized something.

TWO-HEADED MONSTER: Wha?

ROBIN WILLIAMS: We disagree.

We're arguing about something!

TWO-HEADED MONSTER: So?

ROBIN WILLIAMS: We're I having a conflict!

TWO-HEADED MONSTER: Conflict?

ROBIN WILLIAMS: Conflict!

TWO-HEADED MONSTER: Oh, conflict!

[ALL SHOUTING GIBBERISH]

ALL: Conflict!

Conflict!

Conflict!

[GIBBERISH]

Conflict!

[GIBBERISH]

Conflict!

[GIBBERISH]

Conflict!