Earlierthismorning, themoversalreadycametopickupallthefurnitureandbringingwithmetoNewYork, which, unfortunately, isnotthatmuchofit, because I'm assumingmyplaceinNewYorkisgonnabemuchsmaller.
S o.
I didn't wanttooverpack.
Andevenearlierthismorning, I wasstillwideawakeeditingmyvideo.
Sorightnow, I havenotsleptforlike, 36 hours.
I'm comingoffuntillater.
Soifmybrainis a littlebitabsentattimes, youknowwhy?
Anyways, I haveabout 24 hoursbefore I flyouttoNewYorktomorrow, basicallyofmycollegeeducationtaughtmeanything.
Itisthat I canjustbarelygetawaywithdoingthingsextremelylastminute, andthus I havebeendoingthingsextremelylastminute, prettymuchmyentirewife, includingthismove.
Soyeah, activeeverythingliketwohours.
It's been a bitchaoticrightnow.
I haveabout 24 hoursbefore I flyouttoNewYork, whichmeans I have 24 hourstoresetthisapartmenttoitsoriginalstatesothat I don't losemysecuritydeposit.
Now, A lotofyouguyswereaskingwhether I wouldbeabletoleavethewallpaperupforthenexttenant, andunfortunately, I wasnotabletofindanotherpersontotakeoverthisapartmentwhowantedthewallpaper?
I actuallyhave a goalstoppingbytonight.
Whowas a friendofsomedaywenttofilmschoolwith, butsherequestedthat I takedownthewallpaperbecausehedoesn't likeit, sohopefullyshewilltakeovertheapartmentonceit's allresettotheoriginal.
Solet's justgetstartedtearingmybabytoshreds.
Notmyhumanbaby.
Don't docannibalism, kids.
Thisissoweirdaboutthiswallpaperlastmonth.
Also, pleasedon't judgemychoiceofhalf a meterrightnow.
Thismorning I wantedtohavethecomfortofpajamasbuttheillusionofproductivity.
And I recentlydiscoveredthatathleteisspecificallymadeforthatpurpose.
Theonlythingthat I stillhavetocoverupisthesetwolittlepencillines I drewonthewall.
I basicallyhadtousethelevelstomakesurethatthewallpaperwascompletelyvertical.
So I wouldjustuselike a razorforthat.
Okay, Nopaintersnow, normally, whenyou'repaintingoverthewallof a rentedspaceyouwantactuallytake a chipoffthewallaboutthesizeof 1/4 andbringithomeBebooryourlocalpaintstore, andtheyhave a machinethatwillexactlymatchthatcolorforyousothatwhenyoupatchoverareas, itlookscompletelyseamless.
I didn't makethemistakelastyearwithmyoldapartmentoftryingtomatchthecolorsbyeyeand 50 shadesofgrey, morelike 50 fucking 1000 shadesofwhite.
Therearesomanydifferentchangeofwhite.
So I endedupcavinganddoinggoodoldpaint.
Itmended, andonmythirdcampaign, I finallygottherightcolor.
Butforthisapartment, I don't reallyhavethetimetogetanexactpaintmatch, and I have a lotlesstocoverupmylastapartment.
So I think I couldgetawaywithoneofthethreewhitepaintsthat I have.
I justgonnatestoutallofthemonthewallandseewhichoneisthebestcontestant.
Numberone.
JoeyStarquarterbackofCalmDown.
He's nowhithomerunshisaccountingfirminNewJerseyarenextconductedBill, A recentdivorce.
A.
Islookingfor a secondchanceatlove.
Willhefinditonthesewallslast?
Wehave 7013.
I reallyfinished.
It's a fuckingcanofpaint, Ashley.
I knowyou'relonely, butmaybeifyouactuallywentoutside, insteadofspendingthreehoursaddingtogether a montageofpaintcans, you'd actuallyhavefriends.
Thoseareourcontestants.
Whichoneswillbe a perfectmatch?
Mostofyouguysknowthisisactuallynot a bedroomatall.
Thisis a closetthat I convertedinto a bedroombecauseitperfectlyjustfits a fullsizedbed.
So I havetoconvertitbackinto a closet.
I havetotakedownallthewellpaperandthenputuptheshelvesandtheclothingrackthatwasoriginallyhere.
Let's takeherdown.
A lotoftherestofmyapartmenthasdefinitelyfeltlikework.
It's feltlike a setformetoemakeoutthevideosinandthishasbeen a placelikemaybefeltlikemyThisisthelastpieceofoldpaper.
It's timely.
It's timewefindit's finallytime.
Thioreinstalltheshelf I havebeenstoringherebehindtherefrigerator, andthen I'vebeenkeepingthebaroverhere.
Ifitisn't perfectlysmooth, youcouldalwaysgobackwith a littlebitofsandpapertogiveit.
Finally, grab a recentdivorce.
I can, I mean, a canopythatmatchesyourwallsSoeverythingblendstogetherseamlesslyandyourlandlordwillbenonethewiser.
I forgottowatchmybrushearlier, soit's likerockarewhenhetakesViagra.
Sotodayisthedayofmyflightandmoreso.
It's aboutthreehoursbeforemyflight, So I amwrappingupeverythinginthisapartmentasfastaspossible.
Butfirst, let's flashbackto a coupleweeksagowhen I movedthecontactpaperfrommykitchen.
Reallytransitionnow?
Inreality, itwasactuallyaroundtwoand 1/2 weeksbefore I moveout, but I didwanttogetstartedontheprocessoftakingapartmyapartmentjustbecause I feellike I'm inthisweirdlimborightnow, where I stillin, like, veryattachedtothisapartmentherein L.
A.
Because I workedsohardonit.
But I alsowanttoletmyselflike, befreeandbereadytomovetoNewYork.
And I feellikesomethingthatwillhelpyougetoutofmyheadisjustappealingthiscontactpaperoffandstartingtoundosomeofthechanges I didtothisapartmentandbasicallymakeitfeellesslikehome.
I thinkitwouldbeeasiertoleavethatway.
Stufflikethisusedtoreallyupsetme.
Youknow, I workedreallyhardonsomething, andthen I hadtotakeitdownor I didn't gettokeepitanymore.
But I realizenowthat's justpartoftheprocessofbeing a youngadult.
Youworkonthingsandthenyoumoveout, youmeetpeopleandthenyoumoveawaylikelifeis a littlebittransientandsometimesyouhaveto, exceptthatotherwiseyou'lljuststaystuckinthesameplaceforever.
Andthen I wouldhavecriedlikeliftupanothersectionwithmyfingernails, andsometimesplasticwouldpokeundermyfingernailsandmadethembelieve a littlebit.
Nevertheless, aroundthreehoursappealinglater, itlookedlike a smallraccoonhadbrokenintomytrashcanandthecontactpaperwasofficiallyremoved.
But, ohhoho, oursagadoesnotendthere, Myfriends, eventhoughtheactualplasticpartwasoffthecounter, stillhad a layerofstickerresidue.
So I hadtobuythisthingcalledGoogone, sprayitalloverandletitsetforaround 10 minutes.
Then I alsoboughtthere's a goosescraperforlackof a bettertermonline, whichespeciallydesignedtoliftupstickerresidue.
I'm deeplysorryifyoufindthispartdisgusting.
Bytheway.
I wasalsolike, supergrossedout, but, like, simultaneouslyturnedonbyhowsatisfyingitwas.
Andyeah, thatdidthetrick.
So, overall, I don't regretdoingthecontactpaper.
I thinkitwascute, butifyouwanttodoittoyourownapartment, justsetasidelike, fivehourstoremoveittomakesureyoudon't loseyourdeposit.
Inmylastcouplehours, in a way, I tookdownmyfinaldecorationsandpatchedup.
Youcouldseejusthowmanytimes I triedtohangthispicture.
Okay, I tookdownmyentrywaymirroranddecorations.
I uninstalledlikebathroom, evenswappedoutmyhipsterlightbulbsfortheexactones.
Myapartment.
Andfinallyitwastimetodonatethefurniturethatthenexttenantdidn't wantandthat I couldn't Honestly, thispartmaybekindofsad, becausetheFrenchisreallybeautiful, but I hopeithas a goodnews.
Yeah.
Whydoesitlooklike a serialkiller?
Hopeless.
Myhandwritinghasneverlookedsoominous.
Nowprobablythenumberoneaskquestiononmychanneloflifeis, Whatam I doingwithallofmyplanswhen I I didn't reallywanttobringmyplantstoNewYorkwithme, Butthemoverssaidthattheywoulddieonthetruck, whichmakessensebecauseit's like a twodaydriveacrossthecountry.
So I alreadygaveawaymostofmyplans.
Tomyfriends, however, I literallyhavemoreplantsthat I havefriendsin l.