My hair goes down

My hair goes up

My hair goes down

My hair goes up

My hair goes down

Down (up) down (up) down (up) down

My hair flows. Like a waterfall - over a cliff that is my face.

My hair goes. Heavenbound - dirty-blonde rockets into space.

My hair conceals my elf ears. They are a little bit embarrassing

With hair this high, I’m 6-foot-nine making me a giant, technically speaking.

Well I can shake my hair and generate enough breeze- to locomote a toy sail boat

I would need no broom to sweep this room - If someone spilled honey bunches of oats.

Cause My hair goes up

My hair goes down

My hair goes up

My hair goes down

My hair goes up

My hair goes down

Down (up) down (up) down (up) down

My hair pwns - gravity - It makes Sir Isaac Newton question himself.

My hair looks - rustic - like I’ve draped my head with a beaver pelt

A momma bird lay some eggs up there; I didn’t mind that much.

She raised them in my quaff ‘til them birdies flew off, and we still keep in touch.

I bet you didn’t see my switch blade, or my iPad, or my chia tea.

And with a little more growth, you want even know - I got a full size baby

A full size baby?

Yeah! I’m gonna name him Ricky.

After your dad.

Nope! I’ve just always wanted to name a kid Ricky.

I would call him Richard, but I’m probably being picky

And why are you hiding a kid anyway?!

Well, it's actually just a robotic baby.

What were we talking about?

Your hair goes up

Your hair goes down

Your hair goes up

Your hair goes

We interrupt the chorus of this song to bring you an important message:

There are many weighty decisions you must make in life,

like: who you’re gonna marry

what you’re gonna do for a living

boxers or briefs

or commando

And, listen, you’re gonna make mistakes

You might invest your life savings in dehydrated water,

You might forget whether prohibited means you can do it or you can’t do it.

You might ask a non-pregnant woman if she’s pregnant.

That’s okay; you’ll recover.

But just make sure you get this one, most important, course-of-your-life-altering choice, right.

Can I have my baby back now?

Yeah.

Does you hair go UP?

or does it go Down (up) down (up) down (up) down