字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント Right now, it's that perfect window between when I finish with finals and before I give up on all of my New Year's resolutions, and that means that we're gonna blow the fuck up. Naturally, there are a lot more important New Year's resolutions I could have, like being a nicer person, like spending more time with my friends and family, you know, actually having a social life. But because I am a lady on the Internet, we all know the real thing that matters is my appearance. So that's what we're gonna be doing this week. Here are my before clips from earlier today Before I put on makeup, I would give myself look around in L A four, maybe in L. A six for white guys who are really into animate David. So the game plan for this video, I have written down a bunch of things that I'm going to do this week in an attempt to glow up. I'm going to actually go grocery shopping and cook for myself. Eat healthy. I'm going to work out with David. I'm going to stay hydrated. I'm gonna wait in my teeth. I'm gonna get my nails own even though I've never done those in my life because I edit like, all the time. But first up, I am going to get my hair done, which is why I'm in the car right now. You're already It has been around, like, four or five months since I got it done. So my highlights are a little bit grown out. And an Asian girl problem is that my hair gets pretty orange. One speech if it isn't toned properly. So we're gonna see what I do today. So I didn't end up doing anything too crazy. Color wise. Trust me, I have been platinum blonde before, and it was not a look for me, so I stuck Thio what's worked for me so far. But we're bringing it up a little higher than usual. So it helps bring my face and makes my hair look a little bit more fresh. Fresh? Well, I sound like a fucking here, Silas. Already, this is a low wall street deal. Just look out the oils and now we're gonna put it. I also believe this place is so dandy that they have a TV on the ceiling for when you're getting your hair long look at this. That would be great to get rid of, like some of the weight. Oh, is that Michael Jackson is. While I was getting my hair cut, there was about an hour's worth of teas being spilled. We talked about like families dating, partying all that shit, and I wish that I could put it in this video. But I way too scared of getting copyright flagged for the music that was playing in the background. So instead, enjoy this spicy 10 seconds worth of time. Lapse. I think so. This is what we did it with my hair. It's definitely a little bit more like family. We brought up the highlights, took off some weight. Are all the hair stylist terms that they used on me? See you guys tomorrow for the next part of the challenge. Hello. It is the next day, and we're going grocery shopping today because I eat cinnamon toast crunch for like, four out of the three meals per day will be are going to buy some actually healthy food. We haven't looked up recipes or anything like that, but we'll get the vegetables and eat some random ass I've ever seen. Nice target. Get with protection. I want you place your item in the bagging area. Each item must be placed in the bagging area. Based the last scanned item in the bagging way. I would have agreed. Hello, friends. And welcome to my kitchen, which I never ever fucking news. Today I'm on a mission to cook myself a healthy home cooked meal. But I haven't done in. I also want to mention this part, that part of my challenges I actually need to say I rooted. I think I'm just constantly dehydrated. That's probably kind of why I'm such a bitch. Young tastes like nothing. Anyways, today I'm making the one recipe I know. Which is this vaguely Middle Eastern e chicken, for which you will lead to Levin's juiced. Oh, he's a scorer. Levin. Squeezing a s a more What happened? Olive oil, which I'm just definitely gonna eyeball that seems right ish. Should tell of garlic one teaspoon of kosher salt, freshly ground glass. Cover two teaspoons of human, two teaspoons of pepper. Well, that seemed after it close enough half teaspoon of humor and a little bit of cinnamon and red pepper flakes pliable too much. Well, let's give this baby will whisk next. I'm just little God that's ripping, covered in chicken juice. For what? This charity in the fridge for a couple hours and then I'll be back to cook it. I also roasted some vegetables, and here's how it turned out. Also, here are some of the meals that I made over the next two weeks, which I managed to put all of and only set off the fire alarm once. So I'm very proud of myself. Good job, Ashley. Oh, and I also actually drink eight glasses of water per day, which unfortunately made me need to pee like 20 times a day. Don't ask me how that math works out. My bladder truly defies all logic, but that's too much information. Let's move on to the next section. Don't do that And then, like, pop into frame today, it is time for me to get fit with David, who you met earlier today. We get Ashley Big. This is a substitute for Ashley's normal workout, which is online but exercise videos without wait. So it's a big step up. So a moment of silence for my beautiful salon here. What you're gonna sweat out today, and then I'm gonna have to wash it. Theo looks that way. No, you keep doing it so that I could do it slows with Oh, yeah. You all right? That's it. Doesn't that we're gonna go to the Jews. Let's run in a frame. Okay? We're actually going to the dinner. So as I told David, my main goals were to work on my butt, which was looking a tad flaccid for lack of a better word. After sitting around and studying for finals for a couple weeks. And I also want to work on my absence. It's l a baby, and I gotta be ready for crop helps all year round. For real, though I do find it hard to keep up with the whole flat tummy thing. So I end up sucking in a lot of photos. But I wanted to be able to not have to do that anymore. Really rich. Oh, you need copywriter for that needs to light. However, David also persuaded me to do this one weird exercise for my boobs and do some bicep curls. Even though I felt slightly ridiculous because my arms are seriously fucking week. Do you have advice for people who are scared to go to the gym because they haven't worked out before? And the machines are intimidating and people are intimidating. Do your research before you, Jim, because it's gonna be a lot more intimidating with objective by. See, if you think you're doing something, someone who looks like they know what they're doing because 99% of people are gonna be nice friendly. I just want to see you succeed, because doing something poorly, you're still doing it better than someone who's doing nothing. Let's even to yourself that you're doing it worse than what it is doing. Nothing that's not very definition. God damn it, Jim. Rookie, I started out small, but by the end of a couple gym sessions, I was humping heavier rates than I ever could have imagined. So, honestly, I was pretty proud of myself. My ass will still never be a snake is David That brings us to our final day of this blow up challenge. Thank God. Because I have never been more ready to stuff. Cinnamon toast crunch and I face our first step today is gonna be a teeth whitening because the old nausea are getting a little bit yellow. That's the most flattering show I've ever taken of myself. I was a little bit scared your teeth whitening because I've heard that I could break down your enamel on shit. But I bought this, like, super fucking overpriced one. That's American Dental Association accepted. So fingers crossed, I won't permanently damaged my teeth today. But you never know, do you? So while we wait for my teeth to marinate a little bit, I'm going to be doing my nails, which I had actually miraculously managed to grow out over the past couple of weeks. Look at these babies. They bought, like, a solid two millimeters on them. Now, it was actually gonna go to the nail salon to get fancy acrylics that make this stuck and sound every time you type on your phone. But then I realized that a that's fucking in wing and be it costs money that I didn't want to spend. So instead, we're gonna be d i y ng these nails with this incredibly booty nail polish that I bought for like, $2 my regular ass hands. Why do these look worse? than my regular nails. This looks so bad. This never fucking makes it bright. Bastard, does it. Are you all ready for me? You Now it's time to sister smashing my face into sister submission. To be honest, I didn't think that my diet would help my skin out a little bit more than it has. It's kind of just in the same state. It was the beginning of this video. But to be fair, I did travel and spend three days with my family, so we should just be grateful that I'm not completely covered in stress at me right now. I have basically been doing the same makeup look for, like, three years. Now it's It's pretty basic, but it works for me. But I figured I might as well take this opportunity to sit down and play with a little more makeup than I usually D'oh! I didn't really have a plan, so I just tried to combine all of the steps that I've learned from watching various James Charles videos at 3 a.m. And this is how it turned out because I was feeling fancy. I went all out with some lipstick highlighter and of course that fancy ass settings break. I just bought this stuff, by the way, and I finally understand why old beauty gurus have a shattering orgasm every time they use it. That she's good. Anyways, here is how the final look turned out. I'm going to try to do my hair before my lipstick turns until one giant like crusty butt hole on my face. I'm gonna try to replicate exactly the curl pattern that Michael my hair's tell us did when he originally did my hair. He gave me a couple hair tips, including that you could start by spraying your hair with hair spray to make sure that everything sticks. I always thought that this would like fry your hair in the iron, but he said that it's safe and he seems like a professional. So we're gonna roll with it like a lift. My hair falls off today. This is your fault. He did he flip it. Oh, that's not right. I think that's kind of like what he did. So I may not have been able to perfect Michael's technique or really get anywhere close to it. But I tried my best, and I at least got some texture in my hair. Look like a mom from the eighties. I'm just gonna flip it over to that side and pretend like that solves all my problems. Ah, quick outfit. Change later and we are ready for the final reveal. Drove more, please. What do we do? We have anybody 50 50. That's not how a drum sounds. Here's the vital look. Since I fucked up my hair anyways and I had to put it in the side part, I decided to run with this old Hollywood glamour type of thieves. And I figured it was also something you guys normally don't see me in. So I have this Lacey slip dress from Urban Outfitters with this scandal ist little waist cut out. But I think really flatters my figure and nature to accessorize everything with some matching gold jewelry. Overall, I think the biggest thing that I took away from this transformation was a I remembered how to cook vegetables and that they're not that hard to cook or eat. So I should probably do that more often and be that working out isn't true scary either, and actually kind of feels good once you get into it. But again, I want to reiterate. I feel like there's so much pressure on woman's appearance and there are so many more important New Year's resolutions, like some of my big ones are. I want to move into my own apartment. I want to start a clothing line. I wanna graduate college, and obviously those are way more fucking important than, like, losing weight. We're going to the gym, but regardless of what your New Year's resolutions are, I really hope you guys have an amazing 2019. And I'm so sorry to spend this year with you guys. So what do you guys do?