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  • Right now, it's that perfect window between when I finish with finals and before I give up on all of my New Year's resolutions, and that means that we're gonna blow the fuck up.

  • Naturally, there are a lot more important New Year's resolutions I could have, like being a nicer person, like spending more time with my friends and family, you know, actually having a social life.

  • But because I am a lady on the Internet, we all know the real thing that matters is my appearance.

  • So that's what we're gonna be doing this week.

  • Here are my before clips from earlier today Before I put on makeup, I would give myself look around in L A four, maybe in L.

  • A six for white guys who are really into animate David.

  • So the game plan for this video, I have written down a bunch of things that I'm going to do this week in an attempt to glow up.

  • I'm going to actually go grocery shopping and cook for myself.

  • Eat healthy.

  • I'm going to work out with David.

  • I'm going to stay hydrated.

  • I'm gonna wait in my teeth.

  • I'm gonna get my nails own even though I've never done those in my life because I edit like, all the time.

  • But first up, I am going to get my hair done, which is why I'm in the car right now.

  • You're already It has been around, like, four or five months since I got it done.

  • So my highlights are a little bit grown out.

  • And an Asian girl problem is that my hair gets pretty orange.

  • One speech if it isn't toned properly.

  • So we're gonna see what I do today.

  • So I didn't end up doing anything too crazy.

  • Color wise.

  • Trust me, I have been platinum blonde before, and it was not a look for me, so I stuck Thio what's worked for me so far.

  • But we're bringing it up a little higher than usual.

  • So it helps bring my face and makes my hair look a little bit more fresh.

  • Fresh?

  • Well, I sound like a fucking here, Silas.

  • Already, this is a low wall street deal.

  • Just look out the oils and now we're gonna put it.

  • I also believe this place is so dandy that they have a TV on the ceiling for when you're getting your hair long look at this.

  • That would be great to get rid of, like some of the weight.

  • Oh, is that Michael Jackson is.

  • While I was getting my hair cut, there was about an hour's worth of teas being spilled.

  • We talked about like families dating, partying all that shit, and I wish that I could put it in this video.

  • But I way too scared of getting copyright flagged for the music that was playing in the background.

  • So instead, enjoy this spicy 10 seconds worth of time.

  • Lapse.

  • I think so.

  • This is what we did it with my hair.

  • It's definitely a little bit more like family.

  • We brought up the highlights, took off some weight.

  • Are all the hair stylist terms that they used on me?

  • See you guys tomorrow for the next part of the challenge.

  • Hello.

  • It is the next day, and we're going grocery shopping today because I eat cinnamon toast crunch for like, four out of the three meals per day will be are going to buy some actually healthy food.

  • We haven't looked up recipes or anything like that, but we'll get the vegetables and eat some random ass I've ever seen.

  • Nice target.

  • Get with protection.

  • I want you place your item in the bagging area.

  • Each item must be placed in the bagging area.

  • Based the last scanned item in the bagging way.

  • I would have agreed.

  • Hello, friends.

  • And welcome to my kitchen, which I never ever fucking news.

  • Today I'm on a mission to cook myself a healthy home cooked meal.

  • But I haven't done in.

  • I also want to mention this part, that part of my challenges I actually need to say I rooted.

  • I think I'm just constantly dehydrated.

  • That's probably kind of why I'm such a bitch.

  • Young tastes like nothing.

  • Anyways, today I'm making the one recipe I know.

  • Which is this vaguely Middle Eastern e chicken, for which you will lead to Levin's juiced.

  • Oh, he's a scorer.

  • Levin.

  • Squeezing a s a more What happened?

  • Olive oil, which I'm just definitely gonna eyeball that seems right ish.

  • Should tell of garlic one teaspoon of kosher salt, freshly ground glass.

  • Cover two teaspoons of human, two teaspoons of pepper.

  • Well, that seemed after it close enough half teaspoon of humor and a little bit of cinnamon and red pepper flakes pliable too much.

  • Well, let's give this baby will whisk next.

  • I'm just little God that's ripping, covered in chicken juice.

  • For what?

  • This charity in the fridge for a couple hours and then I'll be back to cook it.

  • I also roasted some vegetables, and here's how it turned out.

  • Also, here are some of the meals that I made over the next two weeks, which I managed to put all of and only set off the fire alarm once.

  • So I'm very proud of myself.

  • Good job, Ashley.

  • Oh, and I also actually drink eight glasses of water per day, which unfortunately made me need to pee like 20 times a day.

  • Don't ask me how that math works out.

  • My bladder truly defies all logic, but that's too much information.

  • Let's move on to the next section.

  • Don't do that And then, like, pop into frame today, it is time for me to get fit with David, who you met earlier today.

  • We get Ashley Big.

  • This is a substitute for Ashley's normal workout, which is online but exercise videos without wait.

  • So it's a big step up.

  • So a moment of silence for my beautiful salon here.

  • What you're gonna sweat out today, and then I'm gonna have to wash it.

  • Theo looks that way.

  • No, you keep doing it so that I could do it slows with Oh, yeah.

  • You all right?

  • That's it.

  • Doesn't that we're gonna go to the Jews.

  • Let's run in a frame.

  • Okay?

  • We're actually going to the dinner.

  • So as I told David, my main goals were to work on my butt, which was looking a tad flaccid for lack of a better word.

  • After sitting around and studying for finals for a couple weeks.

  • And I also want to work on my absence.

  • It's l a baby, and I gotta be ready for crop helps all year round.

  • For real, though I do find it hard to keep up with the whole flat tummy thing.

  • So I end up sucking in a lot of photos.

  • But I wanted to be able to not have to do that anymore.

  • Really rich.

  • Oh, you need copywriter for that needs to light.

  • However, David also persuaded me to do this one weird exercise for my boobs and do some bicep curls.

  • Even though I felt slightly ridiculous because my arms are seriously fucking week.

  • Do you have advice for people who are scared to go to the gym because they haven't worked out before?

  • And the machines are intimidating and people are intimidating.

  • Do your research before you, Jim, because it's gonna be a lot more intimidating with objective by.

  • See, if you think you're doing something, someone who looks like they know what they're doing because 99% of people are gonna be nice friendly.

  • I just want to see you succeed, because doing something poorly, you're still doing it better than someone who's doing nothing.

  • Let's even to yourself that you're doing it worse than what it is doing.

  • Nothing that's not very definition.

  • God damn it, Jim.

  • Rookie, I started out small, but by the end of a couple gym sessions, I was humping heavier rates than I ever could have imagined.

  • So, honestly, I was pretty proud of myself.

  • My ass will still never be a snake is David That brings us to our final day of this blow up challenge.

  • Thank God.

  • Because I have never been more ready to stuff.

  • Cinnamon toast crunch and I face our first step today is gonna be a teeth whitening because the old nausea are getting a little bit yellow.

  • That's the most flattering show I've ever taken of myself.

  • I was a little bit scared your teeth whitening because I've heard that I could break down your enamel on shit.

  • But I bought this, like, super fucking overpriced one.

  • That's American Dental Association accepted.

  • So fingers crossed, I won't permanently damaged my teeth today.

  • But you never know, do you?

  • So while we wait for my teeth to marinate a little bit, I'm going to be doing my nails, which I had actually miraculously managed to grow out over the past couple of weeks.

  • Look at these babies.

  • They bought, like, a solid two millimeters on them.

  • Now, it was actually gonna go to the nail salon to get fancy acrylics that make this stuck and sound every time you type on your phone.

  • But then I realized that a that's fucking in wing and be it costs money that I didn't want to spend.

  • So instead, we're gonna be d i y ng these nails with this incredibly booty nail polish that I bought for like, $2 my regular ass hands.

  • Why do these look worse?

  • than my regular nails.

  • This looks so bad.

  • This never fucking makes it bright.

  • Bastard, does it.

  • Are you all ready for me?

  • You Now it's time to sister smashing my face into sister submission.

  • To be honest, I didn't think that my diet would help my skin out a little bit more than it has.

  • It's kind of just in the same state.

  • It was the beginning of this video.

  • But to be fair, I did travel and spend three days with my family, so we should just be grateful that I'm not completely covered in stress at me right now.

  • I have basically been doing the same makeup look for, like, three years.

  • Now it's It's pretty basic, but it works for me.

  • But I figured I might as well take this opportunity to sit down and play with a little more makeup than I usually D'oh!

  • I didn't really have a plan, so I just tried to combine all of the steps that I've learned from watching various James Charles videos at 3 a.m. And this is how it turned out because I was feeling fancy.

  • I went all out with some lipstick highlighter and of course that fancy ass settings break.

  • I just bought this stuff, by the way, and I finally understand why old beauty gurus have a shattering orgasm every time they use it.

  • That she's good.

  • Anyways, here is how the final look turned out.

  • I'm going to try to do my hair before my lipstick turns until one giant like crusty butt hole on my face.

  • I'm gonna try to replicate exactly the curl pattern that Michael my hair's tell us did when he originally did my hair.

  • He gave me a couple hair tips, including that you could start by spraying your hair with hair spray to make sure that everything sticks.

  • I always thought that this would like fry your hair in the iron, but he said that it's safe and he seems like a professional.

  • So we're gonna roll with it like a lift.

  • My hair falls off today.

  • This is your fault.

  • He did he flip it.

  • Oh, that's not right.

  • I think that's kind of like what he did.

  • So I may not have been able to perfect Michael's technique or really get anywhere close to it.

  • But I tried my best, and I at least got some texture in my hair.

  • Look like a mom from the eighties.

  • I'm just gonna flip it over to that side and pretend like that solves all my problems.

  • Ah, quick outfit.

  • Change later and we are ready for the final reveal.

  • Drove more, please.

  • What do we do?

  • We have anybody 50 50.

  • That's not how a drum sounds.

  • Here's the vital look.

  • Since I fucked up my hair anyways and I had to put it in the side part, I decided to run with this old Hollywood glamour type of thieves.

  • And I figured it was also something you guys normally don't see me in.

  • So I have this Lacey slip dress from Urban Outfitters with this scandal ist little waist cut out.

  • But I think really flatters my figure and nature to accessorize everything with some matching gold jewelry.

  • Overall, I think the biggest thing that I took away from this transformation was a I remembered how to cook vegetables and that they're not that hard to cook or eat.

  • So I should probably do that more often and be that working out isn't true scary either, and actually kind of feels good once you get into it.

  • But again, I want to reiterate.

  • I feel like there's so much pressure on woman's appearance and there are so many more important New Year's resolutions, like some of my big ones are.

  • I want to move into my own apartment.

  • I want to start a clothing line.

  • I wanna graduate college, and obviously those are way more fucking important than, like, losing weight.

  • We're going to the gym, but regardless of what your New Year's resolutions are, I really hope you guys have an amazing 2019.

  • And I'm so sorry to spend this year with you guys.

  • So what do you guys do?

Right now, it's that perfect window between when I finish with finals and before I give up on all of my New Year's resolutions, and that means that we're gonna blow the fuck up.

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GLOWING UP FOR 2019 (i exercise for this pls watch) (GLOWING UP FOR 2019 (i exercised for this pls watch))

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    林宜悉 に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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