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what's up everybody! welcome back to my channel! h,i good morning! now today I
don't know what is about to happen.. all I know is that I haven't seen my dear
friend Garrett Watts in a while and first of all.. Garrett you need to
come co-parent your stepson but me and Nate genuinely love and miss Garrett a
lot we haven't seen him in a few months and we're finally home for at least
enough time to hang out like we've been doing so much traveling.. so I said
Garrett I would love to film with you or we can just hang out he was like oh I'm
down to film I have an idea for you and I was like what idea does mr. Watts have
in store for me today I have no idea you never know what you're gonna get so I'm
a little scared I don't know what we are going to dive into but he is literally
two minutes away and by the way he's never met Vivian Chi yet hi dude look at
his eyebrows you guys they are growing in so iconic I'm a little mean what okay
so let's go let's go see Garrett and let's see what the hell I have in store
for today
what does he smell like oh good like a little puppy
he smells better than me everyone for that uncle Garrett's here to me dogs
better than me probably problem is uncle Gary I know have you ever held a real
baby like yeah sometimes sometimes yeah but I give them back real quick how do
you hold it like this yeah yeah this looks such a Lion King moment I know I
needed this okay all right how can I put him on another dog lie
down top my friends I want to say hi to you oh this is cool what's your name
what's his name Gerald gerald that's good I mean I do yeah oh my gosh I've
had so many fish tanks but all the fish in that's dead that's me with all the
dogs it's like a whole new world in here it is on in the world I want to join it
Jeffrey Dahmer once said that instead there's someone asked him like if you
would have been a serial killer what would you have done and he was like I
probably just what I had a fish tank I never said that No
holy smokes oh I can't write this one is over this way yeah I can look around you
she loves you I'm the guarantee diamon wait do you
have a favorite can I have that bit well they're all listening I can't answer
that right now but diamond knows it's him
oh no it's not her what no I mean love Viva diva came here he's nine and a half
he's he and I him and diamond have been with me for a long time
this one's pick so should I tell you what's happening right here is this
where we do it what's going on why I feel like I need to sit down okay look
here what we're doing is simple so I just have anything to do with makeup
no oh you know I don't know what I'll do that pause try to territory you gave me
the best hieroglyphics eyebrows I've ever seen in my life
really daddy can your boy it was pretty amazing I tried to recreate it failed so
no I figured today I was at home and I was thinking what's something that like
because it's hard to think like oh what's an experience that I can give to
Geoffrey yeah that you haven't done yet right we live 10 lives you've lived 30
lives so it's like one of those minced where I was like oh I know what you can
do you can like I can bring you like back down a little bit
by having you drive okay my 2006 Prius and like you can see what it's like to
kind of just know he's kidding Stella no no you have to have to drive a normal
car for today and you have a drive in a normal car in years I know that's the
whole point of this cuz you probably don't even know how to or god that car
it's not that it's actually never derivative Prius I'm kind of afraid of
them no I don't why they're so simple it costs less than like one of these rings
oh my oh my god it was a Prius cost should we Google this $1,000 for no I
got my four okay let's be good a cute used one yeah so
like a knob in your one of your club oh my god okay oh that's the point okay
yeah I've never driven a Prius I think I've been inside of one once when I
accidentally clicked uberx instead of black oh so I'm
you know mine is a little weird it's got some stuff you say have you ever driven
a Prius I have never driven a Prius I'm gonna tell Garrett what was your first
car I had a 98 Mercury Sable oh damn it that's crazy and it moved forward oh
yeah no I move forward ahead no no no imagine living in Michigan during no
hair how did you have to get to work every day it's square box of mice
oh yeah no usually if I didn't have an ice pick or anything like that I'd take
out like my ID and scrape the inside because they would like get ice on the
inside too for some reason I can relate to that life so heavily by the way my
Prius doesn't have air conditioning so whoa you don't have air no it got broke
one day like two years ago and I never figured out Jeremy but I just I go with
the windows down there's an it is it's 80 degrees today it builds character
hahahahaha it's so hot here I was in London three weeks ago was thirty
degrees that was like this is everything I landed sweating 90 degrees yeah at
least we have no humidity so you really don't have air no we're gonna roll the
windows down we're gonna turn up the Frank Ocean and you're gonna see what
it's like to be a normal birthday Hey I mean I used to stick my head out and
like freezing cold winter driving so because I couldn't scrape my winch isn't
that insane they can't really get that no you're gonna relate today this is the
day that Jeffrey's gonna relate there are some weird things about my car I
need to tell you you need to be a little bit careful in there uh okay I'm a
really good driver there's a spider living in it I don't know what not I
don't know I don't know where he is oh I have a fear of insects then there's
not a spider living in it I just I find these webs every morning and I can't
find if I been looking everywhere I'm gonna bring no it's a brown widow Bruce
no no you guys better it's not about driving them anything touches me of you
ever even try it oh no no no if it pops up while I'm
driving it's not going to brown recluses are apparently very shy I mean brown
widows okay okay hey your mom your mommy's gonna
okay so your car okay let's go let's bring all the dogs okay what am I
getting myself into a Prius
what do you think stunning it's very you thank you it's actually the most basic
car I learned like in California literally there's not a car that is more
basic than this one so what made you pick this one I bet
but my question number one Oh having not much money in eating a car okay
remember that might play a factor yeah it was okay sorry thinking about miles
per gallon not wanting to fill my tank all the time yeah I remember those fears
okay oh yeah okay so the PlayStation controller well let's get in the car and
we'll talk I'm like Nate did you help design that part okay sit in Oh
also there's someone you can meet I didn't even mention who no no he's a
better baby than Benjamin oh my god I mean how you wanted to ride along oh my
god oh my god that feels so wrong whoa hey oh my god okay you get it over here
so I even though I don't know how to work this hey girl come here baby oh
sorry
so welcome to the priests Wow it's hot in here I know it's a problem I don't
have AC we'll get the baby seat for you in a minute girl okay okay so I have one
let's see so you know it's she's been in my car for like ten wait what is this
from why do I know this it's a movie called on Planet Terror she's got a gun
for a leg and an attitude to boot so she has fallen Natasha
yeah my god so she constantly falls out of the car through the window and I'd
like to stop on the freeway and get her and she gets run over that's why she
doesn't have an arm and no hair like in the fro oh my and then I just had this
little dinosaur figurine that I found once upon a time I'd still that be
careful you know you like dinosaurs we can have a moment I mean I don't want
to take your dinosaur I like giving things away he's really cool I've had
him for like three years he's got a lot of cash accepted my dinosaur we're
together now yes yeah that's what that means Wow with
the with a Sun beaming in the car how do you drive in traffic with no air when I
was griten Baron the movement creates air nature-friendly me yeah
wait can't tell you the one thing before you say anything else that the one thing
I am so excited about was this fucking Missy Elliott sweet like so I
construction I am I've I grew up listening to her and I'm obsessed I have
every album I could scream word for word every single oh my god clearly we need
to do that okay so it's you turn it we're here press this button to turn it
dude put on the brake no it's okay don't worry about it just press the button and
then it well sometimes it doesn't turn on which is tricky oh there we go okay
oh this is fun now the one thing about this car is the screen doesn't work so
yeah you can't do anything there is a touchscreen or no no it used to be and
then one day it stopped working when the AC did why haven't what happened you
forgot this fixed yet because I haven't thought about it don't-don't-don't you
know pressure me Geoffrey oh no there's nothing too crazy but this is a chosen
condom but it's actually it's a little picture of this how I that I love oh I
found him he's from history and he was a priest apparently why not the frame melt
because I left it in the car and my car's really hot I am NOT doing this but
that's that's why I think the spider might be dead though because the car
gets really oh that was a wand that I used to have and then it broke I used to
control the traffic lights with it but I actually have a new one in here I think
yeah so now I use this one this one is much more like you I think this is cool
Oh a little like ice pick someone yeah welcome okay put your little C pillar on
okay okay so what a car is that you drive even dude you just say like drive
ma'am I usually like this and we just go I'm not I don't know I've never go
I've never been in a car like that ever I've never even I one time I was in a
Tesla for like a second okay no be shot but but I've never been in a car like
that so like I don't know the difference is is it two different well usually you
know I mean push to start is now like a very common thing oh cool
some of them I need to say work like the Tesla will parallel park free it will
reverse free click that you can click the keen old back out for you oh this
one tells you the time but it's wrong okay so you the car on yes the cars on
so take your foot like is that is the e brake on it's on the left I don't know
no here put your foot like this and then press it as hard as you can in a boom go
back now it's off Oh how'd it hurt did it my toes it my it's okay your is your
is your thing on the on the right use your foot on the broken we're fine then
cuz look we're in park okay so now you're just gonna go and you're a tall
boy let me stick it up one one in lemon salt boy okay so put your little paw on
this and then and then go down and that's Drive and now you're in Drive now
you're neutral place oh my god okay well you're and wait put your foot on the
brake okay your foot on the brake I swear okay
okay now we're in JA Ronn Drive okay so okay what makes noise and that's forget
see you get it I love you babe I hope I returned already cooling down isn't it
kind of a little we need a roll down your window a little bit
oh yeah oh my god I want my neighbor's to see me Oh
oh wait no you want them to just get I'm proud hi
we're gonna get really bad Jerry I do have health insurance I don't that
breaks nice I got full coverage insurance don't worry oh that was a nice
thank you oh my god a bump oh my god smooth thank
you smooth like driving a Rolls Royce it's like the shock absorbent usually
it's like BAM and I'm like clunks but it's just like a cute dip like we're
dipping into a ranch oh my god I'm hungry you're making me feel really good
about my car and thank you I'm shocked I know and I recently thought about
getting a new car and I was like why this one does the trick hmm hello ma'am
she's she's driving really slow because she can't believe I'm in this car I
think oh look we're house hunting right now high school reunion oh my god row me
a Sarah okay sarah michelle gellar it's a nineties thing I get it I've I fucked
Oh Oh you guys would be cute to go he's a nice ass who is that wait why does he
have a fat booty what if I told nobody no oh my god Shh hold on you might fall
let me do a u-turn when I fall in love right but why does he look so nice I
don't know he looks so home-like homey okay can I I want to talk to a lot of
these he's on his knees stop oh wait can I talk to him about his dog is that your
dog your dog is really cool what's his name what's your name oh cool I'm
Garrett nice to meet you Dylan
I'm great okay cool I love matchmaking we love finding a a
wealthy Calabasas King for Garrett because when me and they are tired
someone has to fuck him you know so you know a lot of the times after a long day
me and Nate just respect you know and he gets me in the morning so I like his
outfit too a big booty I'm sure oh my god well Shane I get it right so we're
gonna spa scible I hate rejection very good don't forget
that my god he was going for TM sipes we already thought he was the one I flop I
didn't know he literally said why you experienced rejection hold me he was
single and he said yeah but I'm just and he was gay but he was like but I'm just
never was gay which was shocking I thought he was like married in a dentist
oh you did what did you see his frames anyways but he was like oh yeah and then
he said how do we single but I'm just not looking I mean what more did you say
that he's the worst in a relationship yeah hey at least you got the warning at
least I was brave you know if there's a lesson to be learned here from my
humiliation okay uh I've really thought that what he was the one and then
literally 45 seconds later like he beheaded you I should have stayed in the
car he probably saw my thighs his head crushed by then okay he was too into me
and he got nervous that's my narrative in my head he was
like oh I don't know what to say and I stumbled it in right now he's on his
knees screaming why did I let him go he's literally texting his friend like
the ugliest guy just came up Garrett what's that rejected and embarrassed oh
my god okay so wait a minute first of all I feel like I'm traumatized
I'm putting the car in park wait okay that's part oh yeah but the ebrake gone
just in case okay how you do that print you know and you're safe too because I
think the brown widow lives on this side I think I forgot about him I was so
traumatized I come out here every morning and there's webs here it's a
crazy okay well you wanna go pull up one of my cars and see if he's like oh wait
a minute hold on and for this are the tables
turning am I gonna drive one of your cars uh-huh have you ever driven a
supercar for real no no I've never even been I've told you I've been in a Tesla
ones I've never even saw when it's not a supercar that's like normal
right now I feel like right even tessel I'm not the ex but like Tesla threes and
no I don't know what that means I'm okay can I at least gonna see him I think we
should show you my garage and also the guy at the park doesn't deserve you
pulling up in anything because if he rejected you at your Prius he doesn't
deserve you got your Lambo oh my fuck him so let's let Garrett pick which car
he wants to drive today hi welcome to my crib I'll just get my
baby over here this is a McLaren f1 I know what that car is no not an f1 oh
that's like this super crazy race one well this is the garage the garage is
spider so if you wanna let your hair down and get some wind as you're used to
having the windows down I'm not used to anything like where's the handle this is
just a big hole okay so we have the Lamborghini Huracan the star Edition the
full jeffree star well this is okay this is it like this is like Geoffrey Coville
bit that's the one that license plate it sums up who we are right this is mr.
diva I know what this is cuz that's like them that's like those famous Tesla I
did my full face of makeup in it with on autopilot she's been through some things
that's the ones um okay Garrett I feel like you need to drive the the custom
jeffree star cosmetics Lamborghini have you been in a Lambo ever for real no I
don't know what that means but I've heard it in rap songs they talk about
Lambos they do lamb talk yes oh this is a key okay she's saying oh not too
unlike Mikey no no this is really low to the ground so open her up
do a few Clips I and not oh my god I'm not backing yourself okay I'll back it
up yeah so let's have you go in the after deciding okay cool you help me
turn on the car it's touching the other car
that's okay they're friends oh like skittles you yeah I know Oh God okay I'm
sorry that's not the time all right
I suddenly get it
wait ooh smells so good
yeah okay
all right so there's no trunk this is the full v10 engine and it's like a pull
and everything and it gets really hot when you drive it around for a minute so
be careful not to touch that later later it's like the stove you look want to
touch it no have you ever cooked an egg on it no I I will okay come on down
but we can go camping in this making breakfast on my on my candy Lambo what
do you call this but listen I'm so you're gonna drive the car
um joins me the front I don't know what that means so yes I have you really
never seen a franck no I don't know what that means so supercars don't have any
trunks in the back shut up this is the trunk in the front are you serious yeah
Oh biscuits like a bag of groceries two-seater garret but somehow you may
need a three seater work come on car lesson now you want the steering wheel
higher I don't know what I don't know I don't know I think no this is fine I
love my Lamborghini steering wheel right here yes okay now your foot possibly I'm
the brake the brake is um sorry the brake is there I got it I got it yeah I
see other than the brake yes I promise I'm gonna start for you okay yeah I just
turned into a different person
two-seater so I'm gonna grab the camera and do some foggy
okay never Tobruk scenario one parking brake is off
I'm sure think what else we should so this actually lifts the front up if you
ever wonder like oh my god you're in a supercar how do they not scrape the
ground right oh I have wondered that you so you do this and watch you can
actually see the car race watch this I am seeing it if I squint when I see
you're raising if this thing takes off and we fly away I'm gonna love it wait
am i moving waited they are all the door shuts everyone happy now start turning
right so you don't scrape the ground yes you are I don't bust but signal you're
leaving my house oh my god I feel like you okay is everyone panicking yeah hi
dude we're coming for you baby yeah if you want to go to Chili's with
me now hey I didn't ask him to Chili's me we like just like pull back here and
look at the big picture do your neighbors eat you know they love me cuz
I'm not like one of those annoying supercar user is that like speeds by and
revs up all crazy we do have a few of those neighbors girls spare me no I like
to keep it quiet a nobody when you leave the community game on
come on gate open up Daryl also go fast leaves every star that gates just open
up yay now we're about to go to the roundabout and this is where you can
really go fast okay okay you're good turn right okay and no blinker neuron
around oh yeah no blinker and then I hear ya
go straight now I want you to hit the gas fast right
now yes
yeah goes over oh cool like am i good to stop yeah oh
my god Oh going 90 in a school zone with
Jeffrey stop no really though school is out we're good it is out you're sunlit
yeah it's it's also Sunday so hit the gas harder
this is not you don't know me anymore Calabasas we're here baby where do we go
from here
this is crazy okay all right cool I'm good yeah my god alright we're going up
the hill to my house fuck it we survived you ever usually do 120 miles in this
one yeah you don't 20 miles per hour you do on the racetracks in Fontana and it's
so fucking fun I'm scared going 36 months yes we're here we survived guys
oh right here's good-looking break okay let go and then let go of what the brake
no click the stop button are you serious like that there you go
I'm a new man BAM yes crazy first impressions how do you feel it's amazing
I mean you know I don't know I feel like it's gonna be
weird to drive me crazy okay so that was fun and I tried to get ahead Garrett go
under it and he he was a little scared I got 236 mm-hmm you know like what 60
70 no Jenna really yeah I thought I was going so slow no there's a mom where you
hit over 70 yeah I'm in a legal moment I break the law
you did come at me law Benjamin is still in the front oh my god all right you
have fun that's okay oh thanks oh great oh this is my purse oh this is cool
limited edition Balenciaga how did you get that off the runway I'm jelly so so
how do we feel I feel like here's the thing that
Wizards Lambo I'm a Prius boy there's nothing else to say like cars have not
been my thing and it has been so fun to like live in your life for a second like
that but I kind of see cars is like a place
where I could just turn down the windows without the AC blast my Missy Elliott
and just get from point A to point B I'm not a Camaro boy yeah but for now this
suit when you're over this don't train it I want I might want it for an
heirloom heirloom the classic right 2006 alright you asked me how I felt about
driving that situation what did you feel about driving my whole Prius I thought
it was maybe gonna drive like I don't know I'm not shitty but not the greatest
pretty normal like it was cool okay all right that's something thank you so much
I really appreciate you bringing me back to her it was a it was a cute moment
isn't it fun that you can just say goodbye to it and watch it leave your
driveway yeah only thing I'm gonna miss is everything
that's inside of it my little figurine yeah but this is a strong hood I'm like
you can like twerk on this like hey yeah like ten pounds it's not strong for me
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