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  • - Wait, did you surprise us with mystery tech?

  • Is it already hidden somewhere?

  • - Oh, what is this? Austin?

  • What could this be?

  • Austin Evans, this is the right thing, right?

  • - You did not!

  • I know exactly what this...

  • (ecstatic gasp)

  • Ken!

  • - [Jake] Aw, you even got a letter from Susan.

  • (excited Laughter)

  • Also, could I give a shout-out to Clark,

  • who inspected the package with great care.

  • (laughter)

  • Thank you Clark.

  • - Okay, I'ma tell a story.

  • I'ma tell a brief little story about

  • why this is on mystery tech.

  • So, I hit a million subscribers...

  • four years ago?

  • Something like that.

  • It's been quite a while but I never got the option

  • to claim my play button.

  • And so, I didn't wanna be that weird person who's like,

  • "Hey gimme shiny trophy".

  • So I never asked for it, and never got one.

  • But Ken has been determined,

  • he's been single-handedly on-board

  • with getting a gold play button.

  • And now we have it.

  • I'm glad you're here to share in this moment.

  • - I'm very excited for you.

  • I can't believe you hit a million subscribers.

  • That's so big!

  • Actually you know what,

  • that's bigger than Las Vegas,

  • that's bigger than Venice,

  • it's bigger than

  • - [Both] Vancouver!

  • (laughter)

  • - Also this Mystery Tech is a little different

  • 'cause my buddy Jake Roper's here.

  • - Hi!

  • - I wasn't ready for the thing.

  • - I'm Jake Roper,

  • you might remember from such things as Vsauce3,

  • your dreams,

  • and also your future step-father.

  • Good to see ya.

  • - Alright, thanks Ken for finally

  • making me get the play button.

  • - Hey, thanks Ken.

  • (clapping)

  • thanks, hey,

  • thanks, Ken.

  • Hey, thanks Ken.

  • That's so cool,

  • you should just have a projector set up,

  • like showing it constantly going.

  • - That's what we did for the Intel thing.

  • Oh, what?

  • Are we supposed to get underneath the blanket together?

  • - Do you want me under the blanket, Ken?

  • I'll get under the blanket.

  • - What's going on? I'm very confused

  • - Oh cool, hey, what's up?

  • I feel like we're in Harry Potter.

  • - [Austin] Audio is so much better.

  • Oh yeah it's the invisibility cloak.

  • Ken, why is it so awkward?

  • - [Jake] How long are we gonna be under here, Ken?

  • - [Austin] Yeah can we please leave yet?

  • It's really warm underneath here.

  • - [Jake] It is really warm.

  • - [Austin] This is such an elaborate

  • episode of Mystery Tech.

  • - [Jake] I'm gonna get out of here,

  • and there's gonna be lipstick all over my collar,

  • gonna be so weird.

  • Don't look at the ground, Austin!

  • - [Austin] I wanna know what's going on.

  • - [Jake] Look at my eyes,

  • (both laugh)

  • stay focused on my eyes.

  • Can we get out?

  • - [Austin] Ready?

  • - [Jake] Okay, here we go.

  • (laughing)

  • - Why?

  • - What's it look like?

  • - Wait.

  • Oh, Wait a minute,

  • Wait a minute, hold on.

  • This is the deepest of deep cuts.

  • So, back in 2012 I did a video with

  • Samsung on the Galaxy camera.

  • I had a way too large white shirt,

  • which is where this comes in.

  • I would blend-in with the background.

  • It's an amazing video.

  • Did you really need to get an entire,

  • like, mannequin for this?

  • Also, why is he so tall?

  • I feel so short now.

  • - [Jake] What are you doing to him?

  • It'll flag for review.

  • - [Austin] Hey guys, this is Austin.

  • And today I'm doing a video on the Galaxy camera.

  • Oh boy!

  • - You know what's kinda funny,

  • is that he has more movement than you usually do.

  • (both laughing)

  • JK!

  • - Oh sweet is it a pizza?

  • - Oh that's

  • - Nice!

  • I'm glad that you kept the tag on it

  • so you can return this later.

  • (slow jazz)

  • - Whoa. Wow. Okay.

  • We got a little wardrobe malfunction.

  • - Definitely demonetized.

  • Come one, I thought you go to the gym.

  • - Yeah, but he's falling apart.

  • Like, I don't even know where

  • - [Jake] Oh no!

  • Here, don't worry I gotcha.

  • - [Austin] Ready? Okay, up.

  • - [Jake] Where does it go in?

  • - [Austin] I dunno just stick it in there.

  • Just stick it in.

  • - [Jake] I need to find the hole.

  • - [Austin] It's fine, it's fine.

  • - [Jake] It's not fine, there needs to be a hole, Austin.

  • - [Austin] It's okay just try harder.

  • - [Jake] Okay, hold on.

  • Where's his hole?

  • - [Austin] That's the wrong one.

  • - [Jake] That's your hole.

  • (both scream)

  • - No!

  • (both laugh)

  • - [Jake] Where's his hole?

  • Does anyone know where this goes?

  • Want me to just grab it right there?

  • - [Austin] There we go, there we go.

  • - Ah, perfect.

  • - [Austin] That's much better.

  • - [Jake] Okay, let me just...

  • Are you doing the...

  • That's okay.

  • - Why is he such a giant.

  • There we go.

  • At least the figure's accurate.

  • Ya know, this is exactly what I look like.

  • Don't worry about it, it's fine.

  • - Yeah, that's about accurate.

  • Okay I think I'm in it.

  • SD card inserted.

  • Yes, let's take a nice pic.

  • - Alright let's do it.

  • Wow, that's an old-school shutter sound.

  • - [Jake] Oh Yeah.

  • - [Austin] It's totally upside-down,

  • but besides that it's perfect.

  • - [Jake] You can flip it in post, Josh.

  • - So what made the Galaxy camera kinda special,

  • was that it is a basically full point and shoot

  • that happens to run android.

  • This would actually be kinda cool if they made,

  • like a modern day version of this.

  • (camera beeps and shutters)

  • - Yeah, but no.

  • - How's it look though?

  • (laughter)

  • - [Jake] Looks great!

  • I don't see the point really,

  • I'm gonna take this, I am sorry.

  • It's very warm, the pizza is super insulating.

  • Here we go.

  • - [Austin] Okay now, Imagine an RX-100

  • that ran android, right?

  • It was slightly bigger,

  • that had like more of the phone functionality built-in.

  • That could be kinda cool.

  • - Riddle me this, Austin.

  • - Go for it.

  • - Why would one need as camera that has a

  • phone operating system but not the phone part of it.

  • - Anyway so I go the camera --

  • (high pitch noise)

  • What's this?

  • - Ooh, where's the knife?

  • - Oh great, cool.

  • - I'm gonna just open in toward you.

  • - [Austin] Okay, I will step back here.

  • - Oh it's already open.

  • Ken, why do you take everything from me?

  • You're the worst step-son I ever had, Ken.

  • - [Austin] Oh no.

  • - [Jake] Looks like some sort of bicycle thing.

  • Oh look at that.

  • So its for if you're sittin' down and

  • you can peddle on your bicycle.

  • - [Austin] The power box.

  • So, the idea is that this is just

  • like a standing bicycle but it uses a chair.

  • Wait, what?

  • Oh, this is very confusing.

  • - [Jake] Two arrows

  • Hold on, wait.

  • - Does it charge your phone!?

  • - Generator mode, that's what it is.

  • Okay, okay, okay, let's do this.

  • Open the base so unclip and remove the leg pin.

  • So what's the leg pin?

  • I should just take off my glasses and put the real ones on.

  • This is very difficult to see.

  • So the idea is,

  • as you're paddling you can power

  • something off of the full outlet.

  • Even though, I guess it depends,

  • it says 20 watts for ten minutes max

  • or 14 watts continuous.

  • So, I guess it will overheat if you

  • try to peddle to long.

  • - Guess we're gonna have to find out,

  • let's see an explosion!

  • - [Austin] Also why do they say you

  • have to lubricate with dish washing soap.

  • They say that multiple times,

  • like multiple thing need to be dish-washed.

  • This doesn't wanna...

  • - Just lubricate it.

  • If you lubricate it it will go in much more seamlessly.

  • - I see why they ask for lubrication now.

  • - I mean, I think this is good enough.

  • - Okay, well I --

  • - Let's attach some pedals

  • - We need get the feet on though,

  • 'cause otherwise it's gonna like --

  • - It's fine

  • - Okay

  • - We got this.

  • - Alright are we ready? Okay

  • (everyone laughing)

  • - Okay maybe wee need to get this foot on.

  • - Lets get the foot on.

  • Let's get the foot on.

  • - Okay.

  • Just a little bit of dish soap, so.

  • - [Austin] It's good.

  • - [Jake] Okay, we need to lubricate this.

  • Hold on.

  • Okay, come on.

  • Let me try just.

  • Ooh yeah!

  • - Did it work?

  • - Thank you dish soap!

  • - Never heard lube saves the day.

  • - Okay we're at 76%!

  • Come on.

  • Use those thighs.

  • - Alright, are we charging?

  • - We're chargin'!

  • - How long do I have to do this?

  • - Until I get to 100.

  • - Okay.