Aka, Cats & Dogs, the fourth expansion pack to the The Sims 4,

arriving at a suggested price of $40 USD.

And this time around I was not provided a review code by EA,

so it’s back to me buying the pack myself.

Not gonna stop me so let’s get right to it!

As the pack title suggests, Cats & Dogs isn’t as broad of an expansion theme as older, similar

packs, like The Sims 3: Pets.

While that one included cats, dogs, horses, birds, rodents, reptiles, turtles, deer, raccoons,

and unsettling ice cream trucks, Cats & Dogs features... cats.

And dogs.

Oh and raccoons once again, as well as foxes, each of which are respectively classified

as a cat and a dog for some reason.

Anyway, the whole idea of the pack is that your sims can now own and care for various

fuzzy critters, of which there are over 170 premade breeds to choose from.

Not only that but you can make a completely custom breed or crossbreed existing ones,

making for some truly inspiring combinations.

Say hello to the hottest new designer dog, the Greyhound Pug!

Scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could,

they didn't stop to think if they should.

And yes, since in this case raccoons are cats and foxes are dogs, they can be crossbred

with rather odd results.

Foxes and dogs I can somewhat believe since there have been Canid hybrids reported, but

domestic cats and raccoons?

Biology!

EA definitely knows it.

And don’t even bother bringing up the Maine Coon cat; despite the suggestive name it didn’t

descend from raccoons.

Besides, I’m mostly joking here anyway, because I think this kind of open-ended absurdity

is what makes The Sims games great.

Cats & Dogs provides the highest degree of customization we’ve seen in the game thus

far, well beyond what can be accomplished with humanoid sims.

For example, the color wheel and pattern tools have returned from The Sims 3, although unfortunately

it’s only for pets right now.

Whether or not that’ll ever change I can’t be certain, but what I do know is that I was

seriously cracking up while creating dogs and cats that look like they were painted

by a group of dangerously-caffeinated preschoolers.

And it’s true, I've always wanted a taco cat covered in spray-painted goldfish with

its head stuck in a grilled cheese sandwich.

I guess you could call him "inbread," ha ha.

And of course, there are a number of traits and voices to further personalize each animal,

just like you’d expect with any other sim.

You can also choose whether or not they’ve been spayed or neutered, so if you wanna role-play

as Bob Barker from the word go then that’s your prerogative.

And finally, there are a good number of new hairstyles, accessories, shoes, outfits, and

clothing options for your existing sims both young and old, including a healthy dosage

of crazy cat person attire, and uh...

This.

This right here.

Oh my.

All right so now that you have you furry friends where are you gonna play with ‘em?

Why not try out the new map location: a seaside town with four neighborhoods

known as Brindleton Bay!

It’s a pretty attractive-looking, cozy little place in my opinion, although its inclusion

of more autumnal trees makes me yearn for a Seasons pack even more.

Sigh!

Yeah I guess I’ll wait another year for that if I have to, and until then there are

places like this where I can pretend fall has arrived.

And to populate these new lots there are over 300 new objects available for your sims to

buy in build mode, many of which are expectedly pet-themed with paw prints and dog bones,

but most notably among them are no fewer than eight new chairs.

I’m sure there are other objects of note, but as a wise man once said: “When you’ve

got chairs who cares!”

Okay actually, one new thing I’m happy to have are robot vacuums.

Not only do pets introduce more messes to clean up than ever, but they provide extracurricular

activities for your strange felines to casually enjoy...

*sounds of strange feline enjoying SimRoomba*

In addition to the expected litany of broad-use furniture, lights, signs, and various clutter objects,

there are plenty of pet necessities on offer.

Piles of toys, beds, feeders, litter boxes, and treats of all kinds have been added to

the game to make it feasible to fully care for your pet and give them a pleasant home.

Speaking of which, how do you get them home in the first place?

Well, other than just rolling your own critter in Create A Sim, your other option is to adopt

a pet on the Sim Internet or waltz on out into the world and befriend a stray.

Sims with cat- and dog-loving traits will find it especially hard to say no to strays,

and in all likelihood so will you with how instantly cute

and playful every animal can be.

Just keep in mind that a pet takes up a sim slot in your home, so if your household is

already full then, well, I’m sure you’ll come up with ways to free up some space.

*sounds of creative space-freeing... burning, mostly*

Once that’s sorted, great!

Whether you adopt through a service or through the wild, getting a pet is a surefire way

to keep things interesting.

For example, each pet has a number of traits, and those traits affect

what they’ll able to do.

Things like affectionate, clever, lazy, aggressive, and hairy are more passive, self-explanatory

traits that determine their overall personality.

More active traits like hunter or prowler will give pets a separate set of actions they

can perform, either on their own or if your sim asks them to do so.

If they decide to obey, that is.

Your pets are such appealing little floofballs that even when they’re being stubborn uncooperative

punks it’s hard to be critical of them.

But let’s do it anyway!

Pets in this pack cannot be controlled directly, at all.

You can click their icon at the bottom of the screen, but all it’ll do it center the

camera on them.

And you know what?

I like it this way.

Not only is it a more realistic approach than being able to control them directly, but it

provides a little more of a challenge in taking care of them.

And as someone who’s been yearning for a bit more challenge and unpredictability in

The Sims 4, I welcome the change.

What I don’t quite agree with is the fact that there is no way to quickly and precisely

check the current status of your pet.

There is a total lack of a dedicated user interface for pets, meaning that things like hunger

level, tiredness, or bladder status are a mystery on a moment to moment basis.

Which, okay, that’s fine if you’re going for realism.

I don’t know the precise status of my cat’s bladder in real life either and frankly I

don’t want to. Like I said, I appreciate some extra challenge here and there, and I don't

mind having to pay extra attention to my pet to find out what their bodily needs are.

But the part that really bothers me about this is that you also can’t even do something

so simple as look up how old your pet is!

Assuming that the interface in The Sims 4 is a representation of what your current sim

is aware of at any given moment, this infers that my sims don’t care enough about their

own pets to remember their birthday or what kind of personality they have.

Even The Sims 2 had this as a standard feature, along with plenty of other useful information

that I’d expect a pet owner to keep up with, like what skills they have

or who they’ve met.

But nope, in The Sims 4 Cats & Dogs, you’re left with a lot of guesswork for everything

from learned skills to their current freaking age.

Another reason I wish there was an information interface of some kind is due to the addition

of quirks, which go beyond the traits that you can see in Create A Sim.

Quirks are charming little behavioral habits that range from being afraid of computers

to being enamored watching TV.

Sometimes you’ll have a dog that’s just obsessed with the pool.

They swim in the pool, they dream of the pool, they are at one with the pool.

Other times you’ll have a cat that flips his lid every time someone opens the oven,

which is entirely believable as a lifelong cat owner.

While it’s nice to be reminded of these quirks as they happen, I’d really like some

way to look at them in a list of some sort, but again: nope, not an option.

Another thing that would be useful would be to be able to check your pets’ training

level and habits, both of which can be addressed

by sims with or without the new pet training skill.

Whether by specific training exercises, on-the-spot scolding, or positive reinforcement, pets

can be taught to do things like roll over, stop scratching furniture,

and stay out of fights.

You can also put your pets to the test by creating obstacle courses, pitting them against

each other for a fast time and tasty treats.

Speaking of tasty, I also like that sims skilled in cooking can opt out of store-bought kibbles

and bits and whip up their own special meals, from squishy bone casseroles

to fishy carcass treats.

You’ll need all the pet fuel you can get too, because dogs and cats can go into heat

and start feverishly looking for a mate at a moment’s notice.

When they find one either by chance or by you guiding their gonads, a quick nose rub

and some floating hearts can lead to a pregnancy.

Now remember kids: always wear a muzzle.

Before long you’ll have fresh new mouths to feed and the whole adorable process

starts all over again.

And finally, there is the veterinarian. A new career in the Cats & Dogs pack

that isn’t actually a "career" at all.

What I mean by that is that it’s not a job you earn a salary for, like a doctor or a

cop, but instead it’s more like owning a restaurant in the Dine Out pack.

So if you have enough money to buy your own vet’s office, then presto:

you’re an instant vet!

No experience needed, just open up the doors and let the sick animals waltz on in to get

treated by your complete inadequacy.

Granted, the more you heal pets the more experience you’ll earn in the veterinary skill, but

it still seems a bit silly to me.

But whatever it’s The Sims 4, things are dumb and dumb can be fun, and man

can this be dumb fun.

For example, a cat comes in with a runny nose?

Time for surgery!

Yep, nothing’s stopping you from neutering the entire world against their will,

or for some real chaos UN-neutering the entire world,

so go for it if you feel inclined.

Or hey, maybe you actually want to play it how it wants you to, and in that case it’s