This episode: Going to The Store!

(faint music heard from a distance)

What?

(music continues)

What?!

Whoa!

That's nasty.

(giggles)

What?

Um...

This is, by far, one of the weirdest things you've ever shown us.

Oh my God!

(gasp)

What the heck is he doing?!

That didn't--(becomes tongue tied).

(still tongue tied)

What was that?!

I am not impressed.

I am too not impressed.

Question time!

(man) So what did we just have you watch?

I'm not going to tell you guys, okay?

-(man) Why not? -Because it's inappropriate.

I have no idea.

Something disturbing, that's for sure.

You made me watch an action figure.

Is that, like, a balloon or a robot?

It was, like, the weirdest looking thing ever.

(man) How would you describe it?

A man that was walking around, doing nothing.

A random person-creature.

A mannequin dancing, but it's naked.

Uh...naked.

Naked and ugly.

I found the perfect word for this:

Derpy.

(man) Can you show us how it was walking around?

(giggles) It was--

(music from Going to The Store plays)

I can't! No! I have bones!

That thing didn't. That thing had, like, noodles for bones.

(man) Why don't humans walk like that normally?

Because I'm in public!

I don't want to be embarrassing myself and my family.

Because it's just not natural.

I don't think it's physically possible to move all your limbs...

..in that fashion for that long.

I would get tired really easily.

Although, on the other hand, it probably is a really good exercise method.

(man) When you first saw it appear on the street, what did you think?

What...are you making me watch?

I just couldn't describe it, it was funny.

I was like, "Is this real? Oh my gosh!"

-Whaaa--? Like that minion. "Whaaat?.-- -Whaaat?

Boom! Like, you're just like, what is that?!

(man) Why was it naked?

I don't know!

I have no clue!

Maybe it didn't have any in his drawers or in his closet.

That is appalling.

I don't approve.

I think it was naked because...it's funnier.

(man) What happened when it tried to go up the stairs?

It--well, I covered my eyes because it was so ugly!

It fell down.

It just fell.

-It fell like this. -It fell down and had a seizure.

A complete, utter spasm on the stairs...

..and then there's just a sign that says, "Oh, yeah. Don't have spasms on the stairs."

There was a sign that said, "No doing..."

Up the stairs!

Maybe...the people that animated this don't know

how to make a mannequin go up the stairs.

(man) What was the point of this video?

I don't believe there really is a point.

This video has as much point as a dull pencil.

To make people think, "What is this video about?!"

Don't walk around naked and wobble,

or else you won't be able to make it up the stairs to go back home.

Did someone wake up in the morning and say, "Hey! I'm going to go call..."

"..my friends up so we can make a video about a butt-naked guy..."

"..dancing around like a complete idiot!"

Oh, that should be a creepy pasta because that thing is weird looking!

(man) Would you say you liked the video?

No.

No.

Yeah, I liked it.

I liked it. It was pretty funny.

Not really.

-No. Not really, no. -No.

It was kind of strange.

No. I don't like this video.

I'm not a fan of these kinds of videos.

No, because it's retarded.

I have, like, no mutual feelings for this video.

I am utterly confused.

It's, like, one of those videos on the weird part of YouTube.

(man) What do you think the title of this video should be?

"The Naked Dancer." (giggles)

"A Video I Made Because I was Bored."

"Don't Watch This. It's Creepy."

I don't know why people do that on YouTube!

Do not click!

-Of course, you're going to click it. -(whispers) That's reverse psychology.

(man) It's called "Going to the Store".

What?! That doesn't make sense!

They might have been going to any store!

But there was no store.

But he didn't go to a store!

Going to the store?! He goes to a parking lot!

And then he flips out on the stairs!

Oh! Maybe because the stairs are walking up to the store.

(man) So this video has over 16 million views.

Oh my God!

-(man) Does that surprise you? -No. That does not surprise me.

I can believe it.

People! What are you doing with yourselves?!

Yeah, I mean, there's this big, beautiful thing out there...

It's called Earth!

This is what our society has come to.

Like, it's pretty insane, don't you think?

(man) Why would so many people want to watch the naked weird thing...

..walking down the street?

Are they high?!

Maybe they saw the beginning, not the dummy,

and just clicked on it.

I feel like old people would watch this.

They're easily impressed and they can laugh really easily about stuff.

And I feel like old people watch this when they're bored with reading books.

(man) Final question. How would you react if you were walking down the street...

..and saw that thing walking towards you?

Just run away.

I'd run.

9-1-1.

Run my butt back to my house and just lock all the doors,

shut the windows, grab a knife and hide under my bed.

Oh my gosh, I would be so shocked!

I'd be like, "Oh my gosh! What's happening?! Oh my gosh!"

I'd actually give him some clothes, then play basketball and other games with him.

(man) This really blew your mind a little bit.

(man) We've never had you have this type of reaction...

..to anything we've shown you on this show. (starts to laugh)

I don't know what to say.

If I ever have a bad day though, I'm going to be completely truthful,

I'm going to watch this video.

This would cheer me up so much.

This would erase everything on my mind

and I would just be thinking about this video.

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