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  • - Saturday Supercut! - Saturday Supercut!

  • - [Orange] Hey yo, it's HSO back again

  • with another game video,

  • we're gonna play some Job Simulator.

  • Now if you couldn't tell, whoa my hands are backwards!

  • Oh, gotta switch them around. (laughs)

  • Yeah, I'm actually playing this with VR headset.

  • I'm really excited, 'cause it's the first time

  • I've ever had hands.

  • Okay, let's do office worker.

  • Let's put that in the. - There's never a dull day.

  • Who's talking?

  • - [Boss] In your cubicle farm.

  • - [Orange] Why are you talking to me?

  • I don't wanna talk to you, go away.

  • - [Boss] Thank you human, may I have another?

  • - [Orange] Hey, I'm not a human I'm an orange.

  • (chuckles)

  • - Thank you human. - Uh oh.

  • May I have another? - Sure, have another!

  • - [Orange] Aww, is this a game?

  • I love the game.

  • (laughs)

  • This is the best game ever.

  • Everybody gets a cartridge, oh!

  • A lever, what's this do?

  • Oh, that's how you start, ooh yeah, I got hands.

  • I've got hands, whoa.

  • Where are we?

  • - [Boss] Hello human, welcome to an accurate simulation

  • of office worker.

  • - [Orange] Don't tell me you're gonna sit there

  • and monitor me the whole time.

  • - [Boss] Take a look at this board for instructions.

  • - [Orange] What board, oh that board.

  • Oh, you brought me a present, oh wow!

  • There's donuts in here. (laughs)

  • Okay, what am I supposed to do with these donuts?

  • (laughs)

  • I didn't mean to eat them!

  • Oh no, I'm food and I'm eating food. (laughs)

  • I can't stop myself.

  • What do I do?

  • Oh, I gotta wash it out,

  • oh no I can't wash that one since there's no liquid in here.

  • (laughs)

  • I'm so conflicted!

  • Oh, a coffee machine. (chuckles)

  • Alright!

  • Okay, let's see if. (yells)

  • I think I poured it on myself.

  • You know what I think buddy, your donuts! (laughs)

  • Ah donuts.

  • - [Coworker] Oh, my glasses.

  • - [Orange] What?

  • Buddy, don't make a spectacle of yourself.

  • Have another donut. (laughs)

  • Oh, did you see, it balance perfectly.

  • Have another!

  • This is the best game ever.

  • - [Boss] Now, you're ready to start your day.

  • It's time for computer.

  • - [Orange] Oh, it's time for computer?

  • That bites! (laughs)

  • Get it, computer bytes?

  • How do you make this thing work?

  • Oh, we gotta hit the power button,

  • oh hey, somebody left a perfectly good

  • paper airplane down here. (chuckles)

  • Just gonna plug that in, and then grab this guy,

  • and then I'm gonna throw it over there!

  • (laughs)

  • - [Coworker] Oh, a message.

  • - [Orange] Hey buddy, how's it going?

  • I've got hands!

  • It's the best day in the world.

  • I hate the internet!

  • - [Coworker] Who threw this?

  • Stand up! - I did.

  • - [Orange] I can't stand up, I don't have legs.

  • Ooh, more coffee. (laughs)

  • You guys need more pictures of oranges that I can print.

  • (groans) Oh, here it is, it printed.

  • Oh, that's awesome.

  • I hate it, and I don't want it. (laughs)

  • Work, ain't nobody got time for that. (laughs)

  • Get it, time?

  • Oh, let me guess you're gonna come back here for seconds.

  • (laughs) Get it, seconds, time?

  • Oh, I'm just full of 'em.

  • Oh, let's see if I can copy a smiley ball.

  • It's definitely not as good as faxing pizzas

  • to Judge Waffles but hey,

  • this could be a second best, hey it worked, have it!

  • (laughs)

  • What's wrong, buddy?

  • We're having a ball. (laughs)

  • Let's make some more.

  • Oh, there it is, I love it.

  • Okay back to work, let's see.

  • 65 thousand messages?

  • Oh, forget that.

  • - [Boss] The freedom of inbox zero.

  • - [Orange] That's how you need to live your life,

  • if you have too many emails in your inbox,

  • you just delete them all, that's all you gotta do.

  • That's how you deal with them.

  • Make me a copy bouncy ball hybrid.

  • - Hey human. - You mean Orange.

  • You're doing a good job.

  • - [Orange] Oh thanks, you deserve

  • a cup of coffee in the face!

  • Oh no, I spilled my coffee. (laughs)

  • Excuse me, you dropped my coffee cup.

  • Excuse me, you dropped my coffee cup. (laughs)

  • This is the best job ever.

  • Crushed by happiness!

  • Oh wow, I've been promoted to human! (laughs)

  • Never been a human before.

  • Just gonna put that right, oh no I lost it!

  • Help me.

  • Help!

  • What the heck, who's throwing away

  • perfectly good paper airplanes?

  • That's such a waste!

  • Wee! (laughs)

  • What, somebody yelling at me?

  • Oh hey, you sit back down,

  • I'm the professional paper airplane thrower,

  • you can't, okay, okay, I gotta sprinkle

  • a little bit of coffee creamer on my hands.

  • I gotta moisturize. (laughs)

  • Balancing budgets, can somebody give me a hand?

  • (laughs) Hey, what's this thing?

  • Wait, wait, wait.

  • Uh oh, I think I broke it, I think I broke it.

  • Hey, it's fine!

  • Okay, just put everything at zero,

  • and hey we got a profit now, perfect!

  • Yeah!

  • Running a business is easy.

  • Yay cooking the books!

  • I don't see a stove.

  • (screams) Why is there a fire book, a fire here?

  • Get it outta here! (laughs)

  • - [Coworker] Hey, what the?

  • - [Orange] What, it's dangerous to have a book on fire

  • in your cubicle, so I put it in your cubicle.

  • What is it doing in here, get it outta here!

  • Wow, good catch.

  • - [Boss] You cooked those books

  • like a professional gourmet chef.

  • - [Orange] Thanks.

  • Who's throwing away moldy donuts?

  • Come on, these are perfectly good moldy donuts.

  • Moldy donuts!

  • Moldy donuts,

  • moldy donuts, yeah!

  • My moldy donuts, yeah!

  • Get to work, that's what I'm doing,

  • I'm making moldy donuts.

  • Ooh, snack attack!

  • Excuse me, are you talking?

  • Ooh, yeah gave me that money, honey.

  • Put that right in there, now what do we do?

  • Okay, which one we want, which one we want?

  • Let's do some chip and dipping.

  • Yeah, give me them chips!

  • Alright, oh yeah, I'm a chip off the old block,

  • and what are you gonna do, you need more chips.

  • We something to wash down those moldy donuts.

  • I'm gonna make some more chips, yeah.

  • Alright, oh you want me to eat this?

  • Okay hold on, hold on, hold on.

  • Whoa, I ate the whole bag!

  • - [Coworker] Hey coworker, can you get me a candy bar?

  • - [Orange] You want a candy bar?

  • Oh, free money!

  • I know exactly what to do with that!

  • Yeah!

  • You know how it goes.

  • Everybody's working for the money.

  • Oh, what are you kidding me?

  • It makes fake money, come on.

  • Well, I guess now I got a whole stack of funny money.

  • (laughs)

  • Okay, I got you a burrito.

  • It's not a candy bar, but it's a burrito,

  • I'm gonna make more burritos though,

  • 'cause I want more for myself.

  • Here you go, have a burrito!

  • - [Coworker] That's not what I wanted, give me a candy bar.

  • - [Orange] What's that, it sounds like you said

  • you wanted a burrito.

  • Fine, here's a candy bar.

  • - [Coworker] Thanks, coworker.

  • - [Orange] Okay now get, no, no hey!

  • Bring back the snack attack! (laughs)

  • Oh, at least I still have a burrito left.

  • Yeah, more burritos.

  • Seriously, everybody needs a burrito copier.

  • Here you go buddy, have a burrito.

  • (laughs)

  • Oh, let's take a good close look at this.

  • (laughs)

  • I accidentally ate burrito, I'm sorry!

  • Ooh, floor burrito.

  • Yeah, my favorite.

  • I better make some more burritos.

  • Just to be on the safe side guys,

  • oh there we go, more burritos.

  • Would you guys stop telling me

  • to do other work, it's so much work to make burritos.

  • Making burritos is a full time job.

  • Stupid PowerPoint presentation.

  • I'm busy making burritos!

  • Gotta make burritos.

  • You think you know how hard this job is?

  • Whoa, what's this?

  • What's happening, what's happening?

  • Is this burrito fishing?

  • Here you go, have a burrito. (laughs)

  • Oh no, now I gotta make another burrito.

  • Thanks a lot guys.

  • Have a burrito.

  • (laughs)

  • Yo, you got burrito on the brain dude. (laughs)

  • I don't wanna work!

  • I just want to bang on the PowerPoint all day.

  • (laughs)

  • PowerPointing, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

  • Oh man, this thing is cheesy. (laughs)

  • That was great, thanks a lot guys!

  • Take your controller!

  • Phew, alright now back to making more burritos.

  • Get this outta here.

  • Burritos is my business and business is good!

  • (laughs)

  • Uh oh, what happened?

  • - [Coworker] 10110, is retiring tomorrow.

  • We wanted to give them a parting gift.

  • Everyone's pitching in. - Okay, a burrito?

  • Why don't you give me something

  • you'd like to contribute.

  • - [Orange] Yeah, I'd like to give him a burrito.

  • - [Coworker] Oh, how thoughtful.

  • I'm sure they will appreciate it.

  • - [Orange] Duy, 'cause everyone appreciates burritos!

  • - [Coworker] Do you think you could type up

  • a quick card to go with this?

  • (groans)

  • - [Orange] Why do you guys want me to do everything?

  • I'm faxing burritos over here.

  • Fine, I'll make him a card.

  • (mumbles)

  • Yay, typing is easy!

  • If I would've known typing is this easy.

  • I would've been typing a long time ago.

  • Okay, there take it. (laughs)

  • Face planted, you caught it in the face!

  • Oh, this cubicle's a mess, it needs more burritos, geez!

  • (laughs)

  • Quiet, I'm trying to fire this burrito.

  • (laughs) Burrito you're fired, get outta here.

  • Excuse me, stop creepy peeping on me,

  • get outta here, oh no, now I lost my ball thingy.

  • (laughs)

  • I need more burritos.

  • Burrito tower, making a burrito, what the?

  • A floating burrito?

  • What the magic?

  • (giggles) There's only one thing I can do.

  • I gotta eat the burrito!

  • Oh, now I feel light headed.

  • (laughs) Get it, 'cause it was a floating burrito?

  • Oh, I don't like floating burritos, they're scary.

  • Flying burrito!

  • These are the cups that never end.

  • They'll keep coming out again and again my friend.

  • I started pulling them out,

  • and they just kept coming every day,

  • and now I'll keep pulling them out

  • each and every way, this is the cups that never end.

  • I'm not cleaning that up,

  • it's like that when I found it.

  • (giggles)

  • More burritos, please! (laughs)

  • Oh great, you brought the burrito shredder, my fave,

  • oh no I dropped, now it's a floor burrito.

  • I'll just put that burrito in there. (laughs)

  • Oh what's this, oh the book's on fire.

  • Get outta here, oh why am I burning my?

  • Okay, whatever.

  • Just whatever, everything goes in the burrito.

  • Oh.

  • Burrito.

  • Yeah, here's the thing, more burritos please, thanks.

  • Yep burritos, copying burritos.

  • Oh wow, you guys got me a cake!

  • This is awesome.

  • Thank you so much.

  • Yeah!

  • Okay, how do I blow out the candles?

  • Okay, maybe I gotta use my hands.

  • Oh wow, surprise burrito in my mouth!

  • How did that happen?

  • (laughs)

  • Oh, oh, oh, what's this thing?

  • - Smelly human. - Hey!

  • Looks like there's not enough cake for you.

  • - [Orange] Are you kidding me, you took all my cake?

  • Here, I know how to solve this, geez you guys.

  • Am I the only one that thinks around here?

  • All you gotta do is copy the cake,

  • that's all you gotta do, see?

  • Give me those, those are mine now. (laughs)

  • This, what's this?

  • Oh, what'd you get me?

  • Human!

  • Okay, I don't want your stupid glasses anymore.

  • Hey, take the glasses, I don't want 'em.

  • See, cram it in your cake hole, this is how we make cake.

  • (yells) Oh, a burning sensation on my fingers!

  • (giggles)

  • Flame on!

  • (laughs)

  • Oh yeah!

  • That's right, it's five o'clock, it's time to go home,

  • make some burritos!

  • - [Coworker] It's time to go home!

  • - [Orange] Yeah, yeah it's time to go home,

  • time to go home, time to throw everything,

  • everything everywhere.

  • Throw this, throw that, throw everything.

  • Shut your mouth, I gotta throw things, yeah!

  • Shut your mouth.

  • Gotta throw things, yeah!

  • Five o'clock, it's time to go home.

  • This is how you celebrate going home every day,

  • you just take all your stuff in your cubicle,

  • and you throw it everywhere, yeah, yeah, yeah!

  • (laughs)

  • Hey, where you going?

  • More donuts, donut party!

  • Five o'clock donut party,

  • yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, throw it in the air.

  • (chuckles) Whoa, I caught it mid-air!

  • Oh, I throw it over my head.

  • Let's try it one more time.

  • Excuse me.

  • Yeah!

  • I'm sorry donut, I feel so bad.

  • Oh, surprise donut behind me.

  • Bloop.

  • (laughs) It doesn't work as well with the coffee.

  • Alright guys, well I think that's good enough

  • for this episode, this is a great episode,

  • I love this game so much.

  • I'm gonna play some more of it

  • whether you like it or not.

  • Whoa, I'm gonna staple some things.

  • Excuse me, coming though.

  • Hey yo, it's HSO back again with another gaming video,

  • we're gonna play some more Job Simulator!

  • - [Boss] Thank you human, may I have another?

  • - [Orange] Of course!

  • I've always got another one for you.

  • - [Boss] Thank you, human.

  • - [Orange] I'm not a human, I'm an orange,

  • I've told you a million times! (laughs)

  • Ooh auto mechanic?

  • Don't mind if I do.

  • (giggles)

  • Are you still talking?

  • You've really gotta hand it to me!

  • Yeah, I love having hands.

  • (laughs) Take this.

  • (laughs)

  • Alright.

  • Oh yeah.

  • Doing the dance.

  • Alright, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, geez.

  • - [Boss] This is an accurate simulation of auto mechanic.

  • - [Orange] Nice!

  • - [Boss] Take a look at this board for instructions.

  • - [Orange] I hate instructions!

  • Instructions require reading. (giggles)

  • Ooh, what's this, do I do, oh!

  • Look at all this stuff.

  • Ooh, it's like a zoom.

  • Oh yeah!

  • Don't mind if I do.

  • Oh yeah, tastes so good!

  • Oh it's good, okay I can feel my energy going.

  • I'm ready, I'm ready to play the game!

  • (laughs)

  • I'm ready!

  • (laughs)

  • I've got the power!

  • Stephen Curry it up!

  • Yo, this game is off the chain!

  • (laughs) Yeah!

  • Alright, what do we got, what do we got, what do we got?

  • Okay, howdy buddy, how's it going?

  • Whoa, whoa, whoa, stop, stop, stop stop, okay, okay,

  • little close for comfort.

  • - Good morning, human. - Orange.

  • I require a tune up. - I bet you do.

  • Just take a look under the hood.

  • - [Orange] Alright, let's see what's under there, whoa!

  • - [Boss] This bot just needs a little fluid, no problem.

  • - [Orange] It probably needs me to take this out, right?

  • You don't need this, do you?

  • Here you go. (laughs)

  • You probably won't be needing that one.

  • We'll put that in, ooh!

  • A Hood Ornamentifier, I don't even know how you say that.

  • Ornamentifier!

  • Ornamentifier.

  • Whoa, it's going to work!

  • What's it gonna give me?

  • What's it gonna give me?

  • (laughs)

  • It made a hood ornament out of your pistons.

  • I hope that doesn't pistons you off too much.

  • (laughs)

  • Oh, do you need this, what is this?

  • Potato power!

  • (laughs)

  • He didn't appreciate that, ooh look at this.

  • (laughs) I broke it.

  • Well, it doesn't say what kind of fluid

  • to put in here, so.

  • Yeah, let's put in some zoom.

  • There we go, okay, let's get some fluid in there,

  • perfect!

  • Your car's gonna be running real good.

  • (laughs)

  • Hot sauce, man every engine needs a little bit of that,

  • there we go, oh yeah, get the hot sauce in there,

  • kinda spread it around, that's good!

  • Your car's gonna be running so, oh.

  • Is this necessary, what is this?

  • Alright, some hot sauce in the gas tank, there you go!

  • Now, that's a spicy meatball!

  • (laughs)

  • Little bit more, there we go, okay,

  • now we're doing good.

  • Little bit for the car, little bit for me.

  • (laughs)

  • Then, a little bit more for the car.

  • Alright, we're good!

  • Yeah, your horn's sounding a little wimpy,

  • we're gonna have to add some horn fluid.

  • Alright, got a new paint job, whoa, whoa,

  • does that come out?

  • Oh, uh oh, this definitely,

  • you're gonna need some headlight fluid, too.

  • There we go, a little bit of headlight oil,

  • you're looking good!

  • (laughs) Yeah!

  • Hey buddy, you are donuts! (laughs)

  • Don't you look at me like that,

  • you know what I'm gonna do?

  • Oh, this is what I'm gonna do. (laughs)

  • Oh no I'm eating food!

  • What am I? (yells)

  • Don't make me do it!

  • Okay I'm gonna do it!

  • (laughs)

  • Oh, that's not very appealing.

  • This definitely goes in,

  • there we go.

  • Come on, get in there.

  • There you go, oh come on.

  • Okay, just kinda squish it in.

  • Perfect, now we're good to go!

  • I don't know what else you want me to do,

  • put a little bit of gas on the engine.

  • Whoa, whoa!

  • What the?

  • Am I barfing?

  • Let me try.

  • (laughs)

  • Now, your engine's perfect.

  • (laughs)

  • Hey guys, hey guys, look what I can do!

  • Hey, over here!

  • (yells)

  • (laughs)

  • Alright, your car's finished.

  • Alright, just print the receipt here,

  • oh $8,000? (groans)

  • Well, that is a little bit of money.

  • - Thank you, human. - Orange.

  • I'll get this taken care of.

  • - [Orange] Yeah, but you know what?

  • I'm gonna throw in a little bit of extra something for ya,

  • here you go!

  • (laughs)

  • Don't run away!

  • - [Boss] Auto mechanic has so much more to offer.

  • - [Orange] I don't know, I kinda feel like

  • I already found the best thing in this game.

  • Drinking gas makes you barf.

  • (laughs)

  • Alright, come on in, come on in.

  • Okay, slow down, slow down, slow down,

  • slow down, slow down, okay perfect, perfect.

  • Good job, buddy.

  • - Human. - Orange.

  • I've got this coupon for a Slzbot Special.

  • - [Orange] Good for you!

  • - Human, over here. - Orange.

  • I'm Slzbot. - What?

  • - [Orange] I'm making hood ornaments.

  • - [Slzbot] This fine establishment.

  • Now this bot's got a coupon.

  • So, let's take real good care of him.

  • By sabotaging their car,

  • and making him come back later for more work.

  • - [Orange] Well he did have a coupon,

  • until I turned it into a hood ornament, yeah!

  • What the, there actually is headlight fluid.

  • (laughs)

  • Alright, just sprinkle a little bit of that,

  • (mumbles) that's real good.

  • - Hey, human. - Orange!

  • - [Slzbot] While we're dealing with fluids here,

  • why don't we spice up their gas tank

  • with a little secret ingredient.

  • That'll ensure they're back later for more.

  • - [Orange] Secret ingredients in the engine,

  • I got just the thing, I know what you guy's talking about.

  • Okay, hold on, just gonna do a little bit of this!

  • (laughs)

  • Yeah, that's what you were talking about, right?

  • Right, more, okay!

  • (laughs)

  • Puking in the engine, that's exactly what you wanted, right?

  • Perfect, I'm winning the game.

  • Little bit of sugar in the gas tank.

  • Oh yeah, perfecto!

  • That's real sweet.

  • (laughs)

  • Enjoy some free, complimentary donuts, yay!

  • The final touch, taking that coupon you gave me,

  • and turning it into a hood ornament, there you go!

  • (laughs)

  • Perfection!

  • Okay, it's always important to put a little bit of gas

  • on the receipt, there you go.

  • Whoops, excuse me, (laughs) I'm sorry.

  • I didn't mean to puke in your face. (yells)

  • (laughs)

  • Come back again! (laughs)

  • It's so good, have it!

  • - You did alright, human. - Orange.

  • Now, you keep at it.

  • I'll be in the back counting the money.

  • - [Orange] Okay, I'll be here drinking gas,

  • and puking on everything.

  • You forgot this doohickey!

  • (laughs)

  • Hey, you know what they say about this guy?

  • He's got a lot of junk in the trunk.

  • (laughs)

  • Yeah!

  • Alright, gonna put one of those in there,

  • that's gonna go in there too, alright.

  • You're gonna go home a happy man.

  • No Frisbee for you!

  • Oh, that's a pretty good throw.

  • (laughs) Let me try it again.

  • Wee! (laughs)

  • Got him.

  • You guys are getting so much good free stuff here.

  • Yeah, I'm putting all that junk in the trunk,

  • I'm just gonna add a little bit of barf!

  • (laughs)

  • Little bit of spice on the tongue.

  • (laughs) It's the icing on the cake.

  • (laughs)

  • Oh, it's only $3,600 all that free stuff,

  • man that's a good deal, plus get a little bit of this!

  • (laughs)

  • It never gets old!

  • Orange. - Human.

  • Does nobody understand I'm not a human, I'm an orange!

  • Enjoy all your stuff soaked in puke!

  • (laughs)

  • Okay closer,

  • closer, close, no too close, too close, too close,

  • okay, go ahead, stop.

  • Oh yeah, yep, this car's a smoking.

  • Okay, there's only one fix for that.

  • There we go, that's appealing.

  • - [Slzbot] This car is looking a lot more appealing.

  • - [Orange] Hey, that was my joke!

  • I just said that joke!

  • Stupid joke stealer, I can't believe he's stealing jokes!

  • Totally gonna puke on his chair later.

  • I know just how to fix all those fumes

  • getting into your car, there you go!

  • An air freshener. (laughs)

  • Don't worry banana, I will save you!

  • I couldn't let them take you, banana.

  • Oh, I'm so happy I saved you, oh no!

  • I ate banana.

  • Oh well, I'm not fixing that.

  • Alright, your bill needs a little gas,

  • of course, and then of course,

  • we always need some of this, yeah!

  • Little bit of barf for the road.

  • Before you go, let me put

  • a little bit of gas in the tailpipe.

  • Yep just a little, hey wait, wait, wait come back,

  • take your gas!

  • (laughs) Hit 'em.

  • From downtown!

  • Closer, closer, too close, too close, too close.

  • Give me those, you're making a spectacle of yourself!

  • (laughs)

  • Oh no.

  • Five second rule.

  • Oh wait, that's when you eat things.

  • I don't eat things!

  • Except donuts.

  • I'm sorry donut, they made me!

  • You don't know the whole story. (laughs)

  • Okay before we get to the tires,

  • your tank needs some hot sauce, put that in there.

  • A little bit for me, perfect!

  • Stephen Curry for three, yeah!

  • Touchdown.

  • I'm really tired of these crappy tires. (laughs)

  • Whoa, donut tires nice.

  • To really work efficiently,

  • I think your car needs to have different tires.

  • Like every single one has to be different.

  • Oh, there we go, looking good.

  • Okay, put that one right there.

  • Oh yeah, that side's looking good too!

  • - [Customer] So, I'm a little more prepared.

  • - [Orange] Oh, you want a spare tire in your trunk

  • for just in case, okay well.

  • I can definitely deliver that.

  • There's one.

  • There's two.

  • There's three, oh crap I dropped it.

  • That's okay, there's more here.

  • I got three, I got four.

  • Is this enough spare tires?

  • I think you need a couple more.

  • 15, 16, there you go, 16 spare tires in the cab,

  • that should be good.

  • Oh, I don't know if I can close the door.

  • Can we get the door closed?

  • Yeah!

  • Perfect.

  • Okay.

  • Of course, that's definitely not enough,

  • so we'd better put one back here, too.

  • You never know when you're gonna be driving

  • over a bunch of spike strips,

  • and you might need 42 tires, we gotta stack 'em.

  • - [Customer] Pretty sure my engine's overheating, too.

  • - [Orange] That doesn't matter.

  • - [Customer] It's making all kinds of weird noises.

  • - [Orange] Obviously, the solution is more tires!

  • I don't like it when people try and talk to me,

  • I'm trying to fill up the truck with tires,

  • everybody's got, no come back here.

  • You tried to get away.

  • Get in here, okay.

  • Definitely, I think, we're up to at least 25, 26, 27, 28.

  • Okay, we're up to 30 tires.

  • I don't know if that's gonna be enough though, guys.

  • You might be trying to rob a bank or something,

  • and the police throw down 40 spike strips,

  • you're gonna need a lot of tires.

  • There you go, oh I lost one of 'em.

  • (grunts) Now, I gotta stack this one up here.

  • Oh there you go, definitely on top of the truck, perfect!

  • Looking good!

  • One more, oh no!

  • I don't like it when that happens.

  • Okay, you want me to look at the engine?

  • Oh no!

  • Oh, you dropped all of the tires!

  • Oh, I did all of that work for nothing!

  • I hate you!

  • You

  • are gonna get more tires!

  • (laughs)

  • There we go, okay, yeah, now we just fill it back up.

  • I'm really sorry about that, but I really,

  • I think I know why

  • the tires didn't stay in place.

  • I've got a solution.

  • I've got something that I can use

  • to bond it all together, you know?

  • Almost like glue, so I can, you know,

  • keep it back there.

  • All it takes is just a little bit of gas, and then.

  • (laughs)

  • Barf is used as an adhesive in this situation.

  • It'll hold the tires in place,

  • I mean, totally what's gonna happen.

  • Hey, could I see your slush-e for a second?

  • I just wanna take a sip.

  • (laughs)

  • I just added a little bit of extra flavoring for ya,

  • here you go.

  • (laughs)

  • - [Customer] Thanks for getting me back on the road.

  • - [Orange] Enjoy your barf slush-e!

  • Yay!

  • Everybody's a winner when I repair the,

  • no you dropped your tires, come back!

  • I'm not cleaning this up.

  • It was like that when I found it.

  • Alright guys, I think that's a good place

  • to stop for right now, thank you so much for watching.

  • Hey yo, it's HSO back again with another game video,

  • we're gonna play some more Job Simulator.

  • I'm gonna be a gourmet chef.

  • Gonna be so good.

  • Except for that whole thing where they're gonna ask me

  • to murder my friends, that's not gonna be good.

  • (sighs) Life of food is hard.

  • Oh, Gourmet Grubb.

  • Alright.

  • - Hello, human. - Orange.

  • This is an accurate simulation of gourmet chef.

  • - [Orange] This is a correct simulation of,

  • Cup Thrower 3000.

  • (laughs)

  • How do you like them apples?

  • (giggles) What's this?

  • This looks like fun, oh yeah.

  • What's wrong buddy, you're looking a little steamed.

  • (laughs)

  • Steamed, steamed, steamed.

  • Hey cactus, I get the point.

  • (laughs)

  • Alright, dinner's served, who wants cactus?

  • Ow, owie.

  • No one wants cactus?

  • Maybe the fish want cactus, yeah.

  • Oh.

  • Orange looses the game. (groans)

  • Ooh, what do we got here?

  • Gourmet menus.

  • I won't be using those.

  • Hey, Grandpa Lemon, hey how's it going?

  • Wake up Grandpa Lemon!

  • (laughs)

  • (screams) What the?

  • What the magic is going on here?

  • Hello Grandpa Lemon, how are you doing?

  • Wait for it. (screams)

  • It's black magic, kill it with fire, kill it with fire!

  • Hey, look at this guy, he's looking real good!

  • Now, this is a fine fruit specimen.

  • (laughs)

  • Orange to the face.

  • Hey, stop loafing around.

  • (laughs)

  • Wow, all the food responds.

  • Now, I have as many bread fribees as I want.

  • No, no, excuse me.

  • Bread frisbee!

  • You didn't catch that,

  • you suck at bread frisbee.

  • What's in here, oh, we making some bacon?

  • (laughs)

  • Oh, whoa, what's this this?

  • What is that, what is that? (yells)

  • Uh oh.

  • You broke it, you broke it, you bought it.

  • Ooh, hot sauce I better have some.

  • (laughs)

  • When the grape got squished, he let out a little wine.

  • (laughs)

  • I'm sorry grapey.

  • Since I've never had hands before,

  • this is the first time I've ever

  • washed my hands in real life.

  • (laughs)

  • It's always important to wash your hands

  • before you cook. (yells)

  • No, everything's broken.

  • Hey buddy, olive you.

  • (laughs)

  • Olive you, get it?

  • Olive you. (laughs)

  • Olives, get it?

  • It's a joke!

  • Okay, let's see what you want here.

  • - [Boss] We'll start by making some breakfast.

  • Turn on the grill, and let's get frying.

  • - [Orange] If I'm frying, them I'm crying.

  • (laughs)

  • Mainly because I'm on fire.

  • I hate being fried! (laughs)

  • Okay, switch it to the grill.

  • There we go, that's how you do it buddy.

  • Alright, let's get to cooking.

  • Hey, hey, look at all this good stuff for breakfast,

  • uh oh, uh oh.

  • The five second rule applies to Virtual Reality too,

  • it's funny, it's fine, it's fine, fine.

  • Okay, okay, we're good, we're good.

  • Bacon, and more bacon, and more bacon, and more bacon!

  • More bacon!

  • Sorry guys, it's not all it's cracked up to be.

  • (laughs)

  • I'm sorry eggies.

  • - Ooh. - What?

  • That one's getting pretty well done.

  • - [Orange] I thought that's how you liked it, well done?

  • Okay, burnt bacon.

  • Yeah, put that there, put an egg shell on top of that.

  • Then, we'll throw a raw egg on top of that,

  • and then top it off with a burnt egg.

  • Oh, now we put a little garnish on there, a little flower,

  • pretty it up a little bit.

  • Get that other stuff on the plate,

  • looks real nice,

  • and then a little bit of this!

  • This protects your food from bursting into flames

  • while you're eating it, okay?

  • I almost forgot the burnt steaks on top,

  • I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

  • Okay, we're good!

  • Enjoy your breakfast!

  • I made it just for you, you're good.

  • Alright, who's up?

  • We're gonna get some more food up in here.

  • - [Boss] Simply take some of your

  • inefficient solid food,

  • and put it through the blender.

  • - [Orange] Oh no!

  • Oh no, we're making smoothies up here.

  • Well, we gotta save the oranges, okay.

  • Flip this to blender.

  • Alright, where is it, where is it?

  • Okay, ooh, that looks dangerous.

  • Alright, get some of that grape juice in there,

  • ooh yeah, don't forget the cork, geez what was I thinking?

  • Get in there cookbook, get in there!

  • Oh, you broke the,

  • get outta here cookbook.

  • Ooh,

  • salt and pepper.

  • Very good, always good in a smoothie.

  • Forget it, put the whole thing in there,

  • there we go, good, just tap it in there,

  • that's real good!

  • Oh, don't forget to put the flower in there,

  • that's very important.

  • Come on man, don't be a bread head, get in there, why!

  • (cries)

  • Hey Grandpa Lemon, no, no, no, don't fall on the grill!

  • You gotta go in the blender.

  • (laughs)

  • Alright, now let's get to blending.

  • Oh yeah, get some more, oh put the whole thing in there,

  • that's good, that's good.

  • Sorry Grandpa Lemon.

  • (laughs) We're making a mess.

  • (laughs)

  • I'm not cleaning this up.

  • It was like this when I found it.

  • (laughs)

  • Crushed up glass goes well in a smoothie, don't ya think?

  • Alright, let's pour you a tall, frosty glass.

  • We have toothpicks in case you get

  • any shards of glass in your teeth, okay?

  • Alright, serving it up!

  • Can't forget the, oh yeah, here we go.

  • We gotta protect your smoothie from the fire hazards.

  • Don't wanna forget the garnish, there you go!

  • Serving it up!

  • Enjoy.

  • Enjoy your shards of glass smoothie.

  • (laughs)

  • Alright, it wants me to make some tea,

  • so of course, you gotta add a little soap.

  • Yeah, that's perfect, about half full of soap,

  • and then half full of water.

  • I'm pretty sure that's how you make tea, right?

  • (laughs)

  • There we go, just pour that right in there,

  • got the nice garnish.

  • Don't need this anymore.

  • Yeah!

  • - [Boss] Similar to tea, crumpets also require heat.

  • - [Orange] I forgot to add the olive, there you go.

  • Okay, I gotta make crumpets?

  • Tea and crumpets!

  • Not to be confused with tea and trumpet.

  • Crumpet frisbee!

  • - [Boss] To cook flat items,

  • humans use devices called toaster.

  • - [Orange] Toasters.

  • Okay, so we'll just toast a crumpet and a menu.

  • Perfect!

  • The most delicious breakfast ever.

  • Whoa!

  • Nice jump.

  • White bread can jump, right?

  • (laughs)

  • Alright, serving it up some tea.

  • There you go.

  • Make sure your food doesn't start on fire

  • while you're eating it, perfect!

  • Can I toast a chicken leg?

  • Come on toaster, I just wanna give you a leg up

  • on the competition, yeah!

  • Getting nice and toasty.

  • Perfect.

  • Throw that on there for free, that's all you buddy.

  • Alright!

  • Alright, what's up next?

  • Order up, let's do it!

  • What are we doing?

  • - [Boss] Please try making some soup.

  • - [Orange] Yes, let's do it!

  • First ingredient in soup is grape juice.

  • Oh crap, oh we broke it!

  • I didn't do it, you did it, I saw you do it!

  • I heard you needed glasses.

  • (laughs)

  • Alright, we need a base for the soup,

  • so of course, we're gonna have a little bit

  • of soap in there, and just a tad of water,

  • not too much.

  • Definitely want more soap in there, there we go.

  • I don't even know what that is,

  • but it's going in there, so is this.

  • Wow, that was fast.

  • "Flower, Paper, and Plastic Cup Soup."

  • My favorite!

  • It's got all the essential ingredients in there.

  • Hold on, hold on, need to garnish it a little bit.

  • Make it look pretty, hey!

  • Don't fall, nope get up!

  • Don't want your food bursting into flames,

  • there we go, looking good!

  • That looks tasty.

  • You dropped one of your flowers.

  • (laughs)

  • Perfect throw, yeah!

  • Stephen Curry it up up in here.

  • - [Boss] Let's create a vertical arrangement

  • of organic elements.

  • Humans refer to this as a sandwich.

  • - [Orange] Oh yeah, don't mind if I do.

  • Hey, what do you call pun sandwich?

  • A punini!

  • (laughs)

  • First, need a little bread.

  • It's important to get that grape juice on there,

  • perfect, that's good.

  • Alright, get some bread up there, what happened?

  • Okay, put an olive, what, what?

  • What'd it do?

  • (laughs)

  • I don't know about you, but olive this sandwich.

  • (laughs)

  • Alright, we gotta make another one.

  • A little bit of grape juice for ya, there you go.

  • Get some nicely cooked bacon strips on there.

  • Ooh, that's looking real good!

  • Gonna slap that on there, gonna slap that on there.

  • Little bit of milk on your sandwich

  • is always dairy nice.

  • (laughs)

  • Oh, it won't stay on there.

  • Okay, we're just gonna set it in there.

  • Oh no, spilled milk!

  • Crying over spilled milk! (yells)

  • There you go, you can dip it in there.

  • An entire wedge of cheese.

  • Some chili powder, that's important.

  • Well heck, we might as well put the whole thing in there,

  • there we go, perfect.

  • Slap the other bread on there, perfect, there we go.

  • Top it off with an olive, oh it's so delicious!

  • Make sure that chili pepper doesn't fall outta there,

  • that's a real important ingredient.

  • Crap!

  • Gotta fix this, gotta put the, no, no, no, no, no,

  • you dropped the chili powder!

  • (mumbles)

  • You ruined my creation!

  • You forgot the garnish!

  • Bartanemous Butt Fart III, I hate you!

  • Don't you give me that look, I'll spray you all day long!

  • What, you want some, you want some?

  • Come and get it!

  • That's what you get for taking my sandwich

  • before I was done with it.

  • That goes on the grill.

  • - Yes, bonjour. - Bonjour.

  • A very rare steak. - A rare steak.

  • It is a 1984 vintage. - Oh.

  • I wish to have it prepared.

  • - [Orange] 1984 steak?

  • (laughs)

  • Alright, that's going on the grill.

  • I've heard steak goes best with grape juice, perfect!

  • Enjoy your food poisoning!

  • Oh, you want some grape juice to go with that.

  • There you go, a little bit on there, perfect.

  • - Tres bien. - What?

  • Please have it delivered out to the restaurant.

  • - [Orange] Don't tell me what to do!

  • (grunts)

  • (laughs)

  • You last touched it, you broke it, you bought it.

  • - [Boss] Do you realize that was famed

  • meat aficionado Meat Guy?

  • - [Orange] Do you not know that I don't care?

  • - [Boss] Gotta make sure our service is

  • extensible. - Ooh!

  • Better slip this on the plate, too.

  • - [Orange] No way, I'm keeping this!

  • I'm gonna fry it up,

  • then I'm gonna throw it in the sink,

  • and make a clean profit.

  • (laughs)

  • No, it's my money, I found it.

  • You gave it to me, and I found it.

  • Here, have an egg.

  • (grunts) You're not gonna let me go

  • until I put the money on the plate, are ya?

  • Well, if you're gonna make me give it away,

  • then I'm gonna have to do something.

  • You're not gonna like it.

  • I'm gonna rub my butt on it!

  • (laughs)

  • (farts)

  • Yeah!

  • That's what you get!

  • I just rubbed my butt all over your money.

  • (laughs)

  • Why does my money smell like orange farts?

  • I'll tell you why.

  • (laughs)

  • You know you love it.

  • He knows he loves it.

  • Enjoy those orange farts!

  • Alright guys, we'll thank you so much for watching,

  • for the great episode of Job Simulator.

  • Maybe I can juggle some oh, oh,

  • I almost juggled some olives!

  • (laughs) Want an orange, everyone wants an orange.

  • Hey yo, it's HSO back again with another video,

  • and we're gonna play some more Job Simulator.

  • So, the last episode I didn't actually finish

  • the gourmet chef level, so we're gonna continue

  • and finish that up!

  • - Hello. - Goodbye.

  • - [Orange] Hey, olive you!

  • - [Customer] Can we get some pizza for the kids?

  • - [Orange] Oh, you want some pizza?

  • - Pizza, is generally defined - Olive you!

  • as a combination of bread, - I know what pizza is!

  • Tomato, - Olive you!

  • and cheese.

  • - [Orange] Bread frisbee!

  • You didn't get catch it.

  • That's crummy.

  • Are you still talking?

  • I know how to make it!

  • You know what what they say about tomato?

  • He really blends in!

  • (laughs)

  • I'm sorry, tomato.

  • Alright, we gotta make the best pizza sauce ever!

  • I'm the sauce boss.

  • Nice to meet ya!

  • (laughs)

  • Oh, I got a secret ingredient for my pizza sauce,

  • a cactus!

  • Sales in my sauce are gonna spike!

  • (laughs)

  • I'm sorry cactus.

  • Alright, if I'm gonna be making some sweet pizzas,

  • we need some dance music.

  • Oh yeah.

  • Oh yeah, feel that groove.

  • Yeah!

  • It's so good to have hands!

  • Come on floating computer guy!

  • Yeah.

  • We're jamming.

  • Olive you!

  • (laughs)

  • Mushroom for three! (groans)

  • He's a bun guy.

  • (laughs)

  • We're rave blending.

  • (laughs)

  • Oh, gotta put the petal to the medal,

  • get these in there.

  • (laughs)

  • Alright, come on bread, stop loafing around

  • and get in there!

  • (laughs)

  • Oh yeah.

  • I'm feeling grape about this pizza sauce.

  • (laughs)

  • Oh, that's looking good, it's nice and full.

  • I hope you like the pizza,

  • just don't eat the shards of glass, okay?

  • - We are almost there. - Okay.

  • Combining the bread with some cheese

  • in the microwave should fulfill all material requirements.

  • - [Orange] Oh, you might be speaking a kernel of truth.

  • (laughs)

  • Alright, who's ready to cook up some grape juice,

  • T-bone steak, tomato, mushroom, bread,

  • flour, popcorn, pizza?

  • Better put one of these in there too, that's important.

  • Oh yep, and the mug.

  • Oh, better put Grandpa Lemon in there,

  • sorry Grandpa Lemon.

  • No, you're part of the pizza now,

  • get in there, you're part of the pizza!

  • We're having a pizza party in the microwave.

  • Oh, let's see what it looks like.

  • Oh, that's a good looking grape juice,

  • T-bone steak, tomato, mushroom,

  • bread, flour, popcorn pizza with a menu,

  • and coffee mug garnish pizza.

  • (chuckles)

  • Alright, serving it up.

  • Oh no, I forgot this!

  • (yells)

  • You wanna make sure your food doesn't start on fire.

  • Stop looking at me like that.

  • Stop looking at me like that!

  • (laughs)

  • You know you love it.

  • (laughs)

  • - [Kid] Make me applesauce.

  • - [Orange] Oh Timmy, you know what?

  • You're an apple.

  • (laughs)

  • Oh yeah, Timmy wants some applesauce?

  • You got it.

  • You're an apple.

  • (laughs)

  • Blended, thank you very much, that's nice.

  • I've never been so happy to blend something in all my life.

  • You're an apple.

  • (laughs)

  • While we're putting things we don't like in the blender,

  • might as well put some broccoli in there, too.

  • (laughs)

  • - [Customer] Could you just serve the ingredients raw?

  • - [Orange] Oh, you want the ingredients raw, huh?

  • Oh, I got surprise for you.

  • It is what it's all cracked up to be.

  • (laughs)

  • Cheesing, and pleasing.

  • Cheesing and pleasing everyone.

  • Gotta get it looking on the plate real nice, yeah.

  • It's all about the presentation, guys.

  • (laughs) Oh that's looking,

  • oh no, eggs on the floor.

  • Forget it, egg frisbee!

  • (laughs)

  • Oh wait, you forgot your garnish,

  • and your fire extinguisher, here you go!

  • You gotta make sure it doesn't start on fire.

  • Oh, I better not throw that.

  • Yeah, yeah, get it, get it, get it, get it.

  • Stop looking at me like that.

  • Stop looking at me!

  • I don't wanna do this order.

  • Gonna blend it. (laughs)

  • Yoinks!

  • - [Customer] I'm trying to propose to my romantic partner.

  • - [Orange] What's that, all I heard is that you said

  • you wanted me to cook your glasses.

  • Okay, they're done cooking.

  • There you go, oh you dropped 'em!

  • What am I doing here?

  • Geez, what do you want me to do with this?

  • Oh, you want me to put it in a sandwich, okay.

  • You guys propose in the weirdest ways,

  • why would you put a ring in a sandwich?

  • Guys are so weird, I mean if it were me,

  • and I was proposing to somebody,

  • I'd put the ring inside of a brick of cheddar cheese

  • that looked like SpongeBob.

  • That's romantic!

  • (laughs) I don't wanna go in there.

  • Alright, olive you and, oh that's a good looking sandwich.

  • Now, that is a tower of power right there.

  • - [Customer] I wanted to have some romantic music playing

  • while I do it, but I forgot to burn this disc.

  • - [Orange] Oh, you want me to burn a disc?

  • This is how I burn discs.

  • (laughs)

  • Oh yeah, that's how I burn it man.

  • Burn real good!

  • (laughs)

  • Whoa, it actually worked.

  • Who would've though?

  • Okay.

  • Alright, get that romantic music playing

  • while you propose.

  • Oh, setting the mood, oh hey I burned my Totally Disco CD.

  • I gotta dance rave to that, you gotta be careful with it.

  • Top it off with a fire extinguisher, oh yeah.

  • Now it's not gonna start on fire, okay that's good.

  • Serving it up!

  • Alright!

  • Let's see how it goes.

  • - [Female Customer] What's this?

  • My sandwich feels much heavier than usual.

  • - [Orange] That's because I put rocks in it.

  • - [Male Customer] Huh, that's interesting.

  • I wonder if there's something

  • different inside?

  • - [Orange] Just ask the question!

  • (laughs)

  • - [Female Customer] What do you mean?

  • - [Male Customer] My sweet.

  • I emotion you.

  • Will you enter a legally binding partnership with me?

  • - [Orange] What is she gonna say?

  • - [Female Customer] Oh, of course!

  • I'm the happiest bot in the world.

  • - [Orange] Yay, she said yes!

  • Thank you, I can shut this garbage off now.

  • (laughs)

  • Okay, gotta make a cake, so gotta get the eggs in there.

  • Perfect!

  • Then, get some tomatoes of course.

  • Put some more eggs, oh that's a mushroom, nevermind.

  • (laughs) That'll work real good.

  • Oh, this is gonna be the greatest cake ever.

  • Put some cheese in there, I love cheesy cake.

  • Of course, every cake has flowers, so there you go.

  • (laughs)

  • Get in there, we got, no come on guys.

  • Get in there, I know you don't carrot all,

  • but you gotta get in.

  • (laughs)

  • Oh yeah.

  • Alright, open this up, oh that's good, whoa!

  • Nuclear cake and stuff!

  • Oh, this is perfect, just like a rave.

  • Yeah, look at that.

  • Shiny objects, it's like I got glow sticks,

  • only they're carrot sticks.

  • (laughs)

  • Glowing carrot sticks, yeah!

  • Yeah.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Oh, that's a good looking cake.

  • Oh I forgot it, I forgot to do this!

  • I forgot to do this!

  • - Hey, boss. - What?

  • That party left a huge pile of dirty dishes.

  • - [Orange] Oh, I don't care what you're saying!

  • You talking, you talking, get outta here!

  • Do you like it when I do this?

  • You don't like it when I do this, do ya?

  • I don't wanna do dishes!

  • Okay, here we go.

  • Bam, dishes are done!

  • (laughs)

  • This is how I do dishes, yeah!

  • Why do they keep reappearing?

  • No!

  • No!

  • The dishes are done!

  • (laughs)

  • No, we're not doing the dishes.

  • Give me a break. (laughs)

  • I'm using one of those new orange scrubbers.

  • (laughs)

  • I'm sorry orange, I didn't meant to hurt your feelings.

  • (laughs)

  • Oh hey, here's what you get for making me do dishes!

  • (chuckles)

  • You love it, butt toucher.

  • Steak frisbees!

  • (laughs)

  • What are you saying now?

  • - [Chef] You need to clean this place up.

  • - [Orange] No!

  • - [Boss] Sprinklers, see that little thing

  • up on the ceiling? - Sprinklers, where?

  • Try chucking something at it. - Oh!

  • See what happens.

  • - [Orange] Chucking something at it, sure.

  • You're an apple!

  • Oh, I dropped it, okay.

  • You're an apple, yeah!

  • You're an apple.

  • Oh, you wanna record me making some food, huh?

  • You're an apple. (laughs)

  • You're quite a pill, you know that?

  • You know what I'm gonna do with this?

  • Hold on.

  • Blendo-matic!

  • Gotta put a coffee mug in there for good measure.

  • There we go!

  • Oh, you wanted me to put it in the blender,

  • I didn't even realize that.

  • What?

  • I can't hear you!

  • I'm making a smoothie, will you please be quiet?

  • (laughs)

  • Smoothiesplosions!

  • Okay, you want me to put this in the microwave?

  • Fine, that's where I'll put it.

  • Wee, there we go!

  • Alright.

  • - [Reporter] Close the door, and let me get a shot

  • of the microwave running.

  • - [Orange] I don't like you telling me what to do, but okay.

  • - [Reporter] Can you just show that to the camera?

  • - [Orange] I'm gonna show you my rear end,

  • quit telling me what to do!

  • Okay, here's your flavor cube.

  • Eat the flavor cube, you wanna eat it!

  • Eat the flavor cube.

  • (laughs) Come on, eat it, you know you wanna eat it!

  • (laughs)

  • Give me that, that's mine.

  • Now, I'm the conductor.

  • Alright, looking good!

  • What the heck are these dots on here?

  • Oh no, I didn't mean to eat it!

  • (groans) I'm sorry flavor cube!

  • - [Reporter] This episode's gonna be fantastic!

  • - [Orange] I'm cooking your hat!

  • Give me that, that's mine.

  • This is also mine, I found it.

  • It was here when I got here, so I found it.

  • Future's so bright, I gotta wear shades!

  • Oh, I don't like this.

  • Here take 'em back, I don't want them.

  • Your hat doesn't fit in the blender.

  • What, where did it go?

  • I'm making trucker hat stew, it's my favorite.

  • (laughs)

  • Oh it's all about, there it is,

  • "Trucker Hat and Ceramic Shards Soup."

  • (laughs)

  • I know picking out the ceramic shards,

  • it's a pain in the glass.

  • (laughs)

  • Put a little flower on there, just a little bit,

  • and then gotta do one of these!

  • You gotta make sure your food doesn't start on fire.

  • Oh man, I'm a good chef.

  • I'm a good chef, thank you so much!

  • (laughs)

  • Whoa, what's that?

  • - [Customer] What a fascinating dish!

  • (giggles)

  • - [Orange] Who's doing that?

  • Make you a big meal, there you go.

  • (laughs)

  • It counted that as a meal.

  • (laughs)

  • Better put a flower on there, gotta do the,

  • I gotta get the fire extinguisher going,

  • and we're good!

  • Bing, that's a good meal right there, see you later.

  • I'm making a bacon teepee.

  • Yeah!

  • He loves it!

  • Careful, careful, no my bacon teepee!

  • It's all about the presentation, look at that, oh yeah,

  • that's looking real good.

  • We need some more bacon, open it, oh it's magic.

  • Gotta get them bacon strips.

  • Oh, I'm gonna make a bacon tower, no, no!

  • I wasn't done making my bacon tower!

  • I wasn't done with the bacon tower, bring it back!

  • Why is he on fire?

  • You want a meal, I got a meal for ya,

  • huh, how about this, what do you want one of these?

  • How about four of those, how about a 16 of this?

  • Gotta have some bread in there.

  • Sorry Grandpa Lemon, you gotta go in there too.

  • (laughs)

  • You want a meal?

  • This is how you get a meal.

  • Yo what's up avacadbro?

  • Oh yeah, you're feeling cherry nice?

  • Yeah gotta get all these in here, oh yeah.

  • (laughs)

  • Hey potato, I see you down there.

  • (laughs)

  • It's a kernel of the truth.

  • Grape to meet ya!

  • Cookies, cookies, you're a chip off the old block.

  • (laughs)

  • Making meals up in here!

  • Okay, I think that's a perfect amount of ingredients,

  • yeah that looks good, just gonna turn that on.

  • I'm sorry, all my friends!

  • (laughs)

  • Okay, just gotta make sure it's all stirred up

  • nice and good, there we go, perfect, oh yeah!

  • Get in there, kinda makes ya. (laughs)

  • This is gonna be a perfect meal.

  • Oh, is that a pomegranate, oh no, I ate pomegranate!

  • (laughs)

  • This is crazy!

  • Why am I eating everything?

  • (laughs)

  • What's happened to me?

  • Oh yeah.

  • Raving with bread.

  • Everything's gone crazy.

  • I'm feeling lazy.

  • That's why I'm cooking.

  • (screams) I took another bite of bread, I'm sorry!

  • (laughs)

  • Uh oh. (screams)

  • Oh no!

  • I didn't even know things could go in the,

  • wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

  • Things can go in there, hold on.

  • I gotta get it in the fish tank.

  • Hold on, I gotta get it in the fish tank.

  • I didn't know things could go in the fish tank.

  • (screams)

  • (laughs)

  • Things are getting fishy up in here.

  • Oh no!

  • (laughs) The fishies are eating them.

  • Oh man.

  • Oh, this is such a good game, I love this game.

  • Alright well, I think that's a good place

  • to stop this episode, I'm just gonna keep throwing

  • all my friends into the fish tank,

  • so they can get eaten by the piranhas, okay guys?

  • Sounds like fun.

  • Hey yo, it's HSO back again with another game video!

  • Guess what, we're back with some more Job Simulator,

  • I gotta get my headset on, sorry.

  • Still have a little trouble there.

  • Ooh, hello there sir, how are you doing?

  • It's good to be back again, and have some hands.

  • I love it, hey!

  • Hey.

  • Having hands is the best,

  • alright which one have we not done?

  • Looks like we haven't done store clerk yet,

  • you get that one.

  • - Thank you, human. - You're welcome.

  • - [Orange] Orange, I'm an orange not a human.

  • Let's rock.

  • Stop talking, I'm going.

  • Hey, can you handle it?

  • (laughs)

  • Whoa!

  • Am I there yet?

  • Oh, here I am!

  • Wow, check it out.

  • - Hello, human. - Orange.

  • Welcome to an accurate simulation

  • of convenience store clerk.

  • - [Orange] Oh yeah, this look good.

  • - [Boss] Look at this board for instructions.

  • Grab a ticket when you're ready to get started.

  • - [Orange] I don't need no instructions,

  • I can figure everything out myself,

  • I know how to do stuff, come on.

  • (laughs)

  • Okay, first and foremost, the most important thing to do

  • is pour ketchup on everything, right?

  • (laughs)

  • Ooh, what's this?

  • Ooh money, I'm gonna put a little ketchup on that,

  • and there it goes, good for you!

  • Oh, don't give me that face,

  • you know you like it.

  • Alright, give me that ticket.

  • I got the golden ticket.

  • - [Boss] Let's open up the shop.

  • - [Orange] Let's do it!

  • - [Boss] You can start by cleaning off your counter.

  • - [Orange] I don't wanna clean anything!

  • Don't make me clean.

  • That's the last thing I wanna do.

  • If by cleaning, you mean pouring Pepto-Bismol on an apple,

  • then I'm definitely cleaning, I'm cleaning real good.

  • (laughs)

  • Yeah!

  • Ooh, the doors open.

  • I'm gonna be throwing so many things out there,

  • it's gonna be awesome.

  • Okay fine, where do you want me to put this?

  • I got a spot, right there.

  • Hey, don't throw it back at me!

  • No, you're gonna take this, and you're gonna like it, hey!

  • It is yours, no!

  • (laughs)

  • Fine, I'll just throw it at something else.

  • There, perfect, clean!

  • Oh yeah.

  • - [Boss] You'll also want to turn on the security camera.

  • - [Orange] Security camera?

  • - [Boss] So, you can keep an eye on the store.

  • - [Orange] Oh, okay.

  • Hey, I can see myself!

  • I can see myself.

  • Check it out.

  • Hi!

  • I got a nice butt.

  • (laughs)

  • Let's get this show on the road.

  • Okay, what's you got, what's you got for me?

  • - Let's get to business. - Let's do it.

  • Here's your first customer.

  • - [Orange] Oh, I wonder what they want.

  • - [Customer] Good afternoon, human.

  • I would like to purchase these chips.

  • - [Orange] This is mine, I found it,

  • it was here when I found it.

  • Ooh, it fits perfectly, thanks!

  • That's so nice.

  • I want your flag, oh I can't have it.

  • Are you ticklish?

  • (laughs)

  • So you want these chip, huh?

  • Okay, I gotta scan it, ooh!

  • There we go.

  • Scanning some stuff, and putting it in the bag.

  • Here, you need ketchup for those chips.

  • - [Customer] Can I also get one of those

  • meat cylinders please?

  • - [Orange] Meat cylinders?

  • Oh, hot dog!

  • - [Boss] Make sure you heat them up,

  • at least a little bit.

  • - [Orange] Stop telling me what to do!

  • Ooh, there's so many cool things I'm gonna do.

  • Oh, burritos!

  • Yeah, you get some burritos.

  • You get some burritos.

  • Everybody loves burritos.

  • I'm gonna go ahead and say that's definitely not enough

  • burritos, so there you go, gonna have some more of those,

  • gonna have to, okay put this guy over here, perfect.

  • You're definitely gonna need some more burritos over here.

  • No, no, oh, no, burritos everywhere!

  • (laughs)

  • What are we gonna do?

  • Probably give you more burritos!

  • (laughs)

  • Stay on there, burrito.

  • Okay, and I suppose I'll get you

  • what you actually asked for.

  • Ooh, it's steamy, it's hot, nice to meat ya!

  • (laughs) Get it, meat?

  • Buns, where's the, oh, hey.

  • There we go, now we're talking about it.

  • Oh, looking good.

  • Maybe stack a couple in there.

  • - [Customer] That looks acceptable.

  • - [Orange] Thank you.

  • - [Customer] Hurry up and scan that,

  • so I can get eating already.

  • - [Orange] Alright, here you go.

  • Scan that one, okay next,

  • ooh I can scan them all, I can keep on scanning.

  • (giggles)

  • Yeah, is this good?

  • Is this enough, there you go.

  • - Thanks a bunch. - Hot dog.

  • (laughs)

  • - [Orange] Ooh, burnt hot dog.

  • (laughs)

  • Alright, what are we up to here?

  • Oh, $63 so that's definitely probably not,

  • I'm gonna have to charge you about,

  • there we go, that's feeling pretty good.

  • Gonna have to get some more of these burritos, here.

  • Okay there we go, there we go.

  • (laughs)

  • It's like a drum machine.

  • Oh, perfect.

  • Okay, $247.27.

  • Perfect!

  • Thanks for coming!

  • - [Customer] Here's your paper currency.

  • - [Orange] Alright, get that money, honey, thank you.

  • Slap it in the register, slap so. (laughs)

  • - [Boss] Don't forget to hand over the change.

  • - [Orange] You want it, pick it up.

  • (laughs)

  • She didn't like that, huh?

  • She wouldn't pick it up, okay fine.

  • Here, have one.

  • (laughs)

  • - [Customer] Have a profitable day.

  • - [Orange] A burrito day, to you too.

  • Hey, have another one, oh no!

  • Now, it's a road burrito.

  • (laughs)

  • Somebody's gonna be real happy to find that.

  • What the heck does this thing do?

  • It's not doing anything.

  • Do I have to put something on it?

  • Put this thing on here.

  • Whoa, it jumbo-sized it!

  • Oh my goodness!

  • Can I jumbo-size anything?

  • Oh, I can!

  • (laughs)

  • I'm going to jumbo-size everything!

  • Quick, oh yeah, that's real good.

  • Oh yeah, jumbo-sizing it, can I double jumbo-size?

  • Oh, I can't, I'm gonna fry that.

  • You know what I need to jumbo-size?

  • I need to jumbo-size some burritos!

  • It's always a good day when we got jumbo-size burritos.

  • Okay, hold on, hold that, yes!

  • Yes, jumbo burritos!

  • I rule the world!

  • (laughs)

  • I cannot be stopped now!

  • (laughs)

  • I am the owner of jumbo burritos!

  • It's a good day to be alive.

  • Alright, let's grab that ticket, what you got?

  • What you got?

  • Alright. - Well, hello.

  • Excuse me, I'm trying to make a burrito tower, here!

  • Get outta here!

  • Geez!

  • Oh, you ruined my burrito tower.

  • Okay, you wanna buy this stuff, huh?

  • Okay well, you're gonna get jumbo-sized.

  • Yeah.

  • Look at that.

  • Twice as much candy for your money.

  • - [Customer] Would you kindly put those in a bag for me?

  • - [Orange] Sure, after I scan them 400 times.

  • (laughs)

  • - Much better. - Thank you.

  • - [Orange] Oh no, the bun!

  • - [Customer] I'll take one of those frozen slush-e delights.

  • - [Orange] Frozen slush-e delights, where's that at?

  • I don't even know, oh here, gotta put a burrito in there.

  • Oh whoops, I forgot to super-size.

  • Okay, it's okay, it's okay.

  • Okay, where do I get a slush-e at?

  • Gonna get that slush-e,

  • gonna get the slush-e.

  • Jumbo sized!

  • I think we need to trade hats,

  • I'll take that one, and you can take this one, okay?

  • Oh, you dropped your hat, too bad, I found this one.

  • It's fine, it's mine.

  • I was here when I found it.

  • (laughs)

  • I just gotta scan it like, 400 times.

  • It's gonna be good, and then I'll scan the actual money

  • that I'm. (laughs)

  • Oh yeah, gonna put that, I'm gonna super-size that,

  • and oh yeah, look at this giant nickel.

  • Nickel be a pickle.

  • (laughs)

  • Ooh!

  • What am I doing?

  • I don't even know, this is so much fun.

  • Ooh, $1.709.

  • - [Customer] Here's some banks notes for you.

  • Keep the change good human. - Thanks, Orange.

  • Ta-ta!

  • - [Orange] Thank you.

  • Hey, don't forget that, you dropped it, oh no!

  • Nobody's gotten that street burrito, yet.

  • It looks super tasty.

  • Gonna put that there.

  • Definitely gonna need some more burritos.

  • Gotta super-size those.

  • Okay, giant burritos for everyone.

  • Yeah, get that outta here, don't need that.

  • Okay, who wants mustard, you want mustard?

  • You want some mustard on this?

  • Mustard on your face.

  • - [Customer] I'll take a paper copy

  • of yesterday's news.

  • - [Orange] Yesterday's news, I wonder where that's at.

  • Hey, what's this, I didn't even see this.

  • Uh oh, is this what I think it is?

  • Oh my goodness.

  • There's fireworks in here!

  • Nobody told me there was fireworks in here!

  • What's this doing?

  • (screams)

  • Whoa, yes!

  • Yes, this game just got 8,000 times better.

  • It's over 9,000, you guys.

  • Yeah, who wants it?

  • (laughs)

  • Roman Candles indoors!

  • (laughs)

  • Oh no, it's all gone.

  • Why?

  • Why!

  • That goes over there.

  • (laughs)

  • Okay, what'd you want again?

  • Oh yeah, you want a newspaper.

  • Is there a newspaper in here, let's find it.

  • Ooh, treats, I like treats.

  • What is that thing, what is it, it's a hologram?

  • Whoa!

  • It floats.

  • Oh, it's a display.

  • Oh, okay there it goes.

  • Listen, I know that you want your paper right now,

  • but I'm making a giant pretzel,

  • and giant burrito display right now.

  • So, that's the most important thing I gotta do.

  • I can't be concerned about what you want, okay?

  • Oh, there's the news.

  • (laughs) I found it.

  • Alright here, oh wait,

  • I'm gonna super-size it for ya, hold on.

  • Yeah, now it's super big, it's real good.

  • Uh oh. (laughs)

  • You gotta pick that up.

  • I ain't picking it up, it was there when I found it.

  • It was there when I found, okay you want another one?

  • Okay, here you go, you can have that one.

  • Just scan it a few times, just a couple, just a few.

  • Just a few, it's fine.

  • Then, we'll supersize it, of course!

  • We gotta make it big, everything's gotta be bigger.

  • Alright, okay, I'm just gonna put that right on top.

  • You brought a case that's a little too small.

  • - [Customer] I'll take my daily lottery ticket, as well.

  • - [Orange] Her daily lottery ticket, as well?

  • Are you trying to be Bane?

  • I'm Bane!

  • (laughs)

  • Super-size some gum, you want that?

  • Oh, you didn't want it, huh?

  • Okay, I grabbed you two,

  • but I'm gonna charge you for 800, okay?

  • - Oh dear. - Is that okay?

  • I'm feeling a little faint today, dearie.

  • You think you could scratch that lottery ticket for me?

  • You can use my quarter.

  • - [Orange] Okay, I get 90% of your winnings, if you win.

  • You didn't win.

  • Well, you didn't win, but you know what?

  • Everybody's a winner, when they have a giant burrito.

  • So, let me just throw one of those in there for ya, perfect.

  • See, now you're the winner.

  • Okay. (laughs)

  • - [Customer] Just write you a check for those.

  • There we are. - What?

  • - [Orange] Oh, let's see, can I read it?

  • Excuse me, I'm trying to grab this, okay.

  • "Bank of Bot, Slush-E Mart, Granny Bot."

  • Looking good!

  • I can take that, that's legal tender right there,

  • just put that right there, slap that shut, yeah.

  • Hey, forgot your burrito,

  • don't forget the, no you dropped your burrito!

  • Don't forget these, you paid for those!

  • Lady, come back.

  • No!

  • Lady, you forgot your burrito!

  • Oh, now it's a sidewalk burrito.

  • Somebody's gonna be happy, it looks like somebody

  • grabbed the street burrito, so that's good.

  • Now, we're gonna need some more giant burritos, of course.

  • (laughs)

  • This place definitely doesn't have enough giant burritos,

  • so better, and there we go!

  • Now, I'm feeling better.

  • Feel real good, how about you have that.

  • Okay?

  • This display goes here.

  • - Yeah bra. - What?

  • It's a buyers market. - What now?

  • They're looking at me like I'm crazy, you know?

  • - [Orange] Who's talking about?

  • - [Customer] What are you talking?

  • No, no, I'm talking to you,

  • no you, yeah, you. - What, me?

  • - [Orange] What?

  • - [Customer] You got that hot dog already?

  • - [Orange] Hot dog, you didn't even ask me for a hot dog.

  • How am I supposed to know what you want?

  • You're kind of a jerk, aren't you?

  • You're gonna get a giant burrito a thousand times.

  • Just a thousand, okay?

  • Is that okay?

  • Oh, double the price.

  • Perfect, I'll just keep scanning this a couple times,

  • and I'm gonna hit double the price,

  • okay you're up to $22,000.

  • Up to 89,000.

  • Okay, let's see how fast we can get, okay!

  • Yep, a million dollars, a million dollars,

  • that's a real steal right there, for one giant burrito.

  • (laughs) Let me get that hot dog you wanted, sorry buddy.

  • Okay, let's just charge you for 8,000 giant pieces of gum.

  • That's real good right there.

  • Okay, good, yeah!

  • Now, you feel real good.

  • There you go!

  • - Took you long enough. - Hey, shut it!

  • - [Customer] No not you, the other.

  • - [Orange] Okay, you're gonna complain

  • about how long I took?

  • How about some mustard on all of your stuff?

  • Is this enough?

  • You want some more?

  • Is this enough?

  • Is this enough?

  • Is this enough?

  • More mustard?

  • Oh yeah, just sprinkle it on there.

  • More mustard, okay.

  • More mustard.

  • Perfect. (laughs)

  • Get outta here, you're not welcome.

  • Okay, let's pull that, a million dollars.

  • A million dollars, that's a real steal for you.

  • - Yeah, get outta here - Listen, am I right?

  • jerk wad, or else I'm gonna pour some more mustard on you.

  • (laughs)

  • Thanks for the money, honey, alright.

  • Alright guys, well I think that's a good place

  • to stop for this episode.

  • I'll make sure to keep on going though, okay?

  • We'll tune in again,

  • and we'll play some more Job Simulator.

  • We'll keep going with this level, 'cause it's a good level.

  • Ooh, check this out!

  • Oh my goodness, there's still so many things to explore

  • in this level, so yeah!

  • It's a good time, having a good time, yeah.

  • Do everything again, (mumbles) on the internet,

  • 'cause it has giant burritos, okay?

  • 'Til next time.

  • Later, hot potatoes!

  • Hey yo, it's HSO back here with another game video!

  • You know what it is?

  • Job Simulator, that's right, it's been a little while.

  • I never finished the retail level.

  • Wow, yeah.

  • Giant-sized fireworks, that's always a good thing.

  • Gonna keep that on the counter, so it's nicely handy.

  • You never know when an opportunity might arise

  • where I need that, you can have that.

  • I'm gonna have the burrito.

  • Burrito, hey!

  • Get outta here, I didn't say you could come in here,

  • eat the burritos.

  • Burrito boomerang.

  • - Oh my little angel, - Huh?

  • Put that nice, healthy banana up there for the human.

  • - [Orange] You want me ring up your banana, huh?

  • Well first, you know what we gotta do?

  • We gotta double size it.

  • Oh yeah, big bananas are always appealing.

  • You look better with a hat on.

  • Perfect.

  • See you later, careful I pooped in the floor in there.

  • - [Kid] Sugar, give me sugar!

  • - [Orange] Give me sugar?

  • Well, give me your hat first.

  • (laughs)

  • Well, these lots of sugar in energy drink,

  • so they gotta double size it, yeah!

  • Here you go, making it rain!

  • (laughs)

  • How do you like them apples?

  • Okay, just charge you for a few of those.

  • Whoa, $9 each?

  • Oh, they much be on sale.

  • (laughs)

  • Alright, let's super-size some of these candy bars for you.

  • Nice, alright, now it's looking good.

  • Okay, let's just charge you for eight of those,

  • there you go, have one those, that's good.

  • Yo, shut your mouth!

  • - More, more, more! - Okay, okay!

  • - [Customer] Human, sorry about the wait.

  • Have you rung up our order?

  • - [Orange] Super-sized candy bars double as,

  • drum sticks!

  • (laughs)

  • You like that beat, that's a pretty good beat right there,

  • oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, 99 cents?

  • These are at least twice that, there we go.

  • There we go!

  • $337 please.

  • - Can you hand the human - Gimme!

  • the money? - Gimme!

  • - Whoa. - Gimme.

  • - [Orange] I'm gonna pour mustard on you, right now.

  • What the, hey!

  • - [Customer] What are you doing to my darling?

  • - [Orange] She was the one that knocked

  • the mustard out of my hand.

  • Obviously, these fireworks are way too small, there we go.

  • Now, it's looking good.

  • You know what they say about fireworks?

  • They're a real blast.

  • Giant burritos, take that.

  • Could you not just stand there and watch me?

  • It's weird, here have a burrito.

  • Where are you going, have a burrito.

  • (groans)

  • That's my hat, gimme that.

  • - [Customer] Why don't you bring out that display,

  • and we can pump it up a bit.

  • - [Orange] Pump up that display, huh?

  • Okay, let's do it.

  • There we go, oh jerky meats in your face!

  • - [Customer] Yeah, that's the one!

  • Let's max this thing out.

  • - [Orange] Yeah I know, that's what I'm doing.

  • Oh, these need to be bigger.

  • These need to be way bigger.

  • There we go.

  • Bigger makes everything better.

  • Every display needs more burritos.

  • Looking good, get enough Twinkies in there.

  • Would you quit talking, I'm building things over here.

  • What the heck, it went down, no!

  • It erased my display.

  • You're responsible.

  • That's what you get.

  • Can I have that?

  • Okay, you can have this then.

  • You want a beanie?

  • There we go, looking good.

  • Hey, I just gave that to you!

  • There you go, have a drink.

  • Yeah, it scanned.

  • - Shake it. - Shake it?

  • Could you shake it?

  • - [Orange] I can shake it.

  • Shake it like a Polaroid picture,

  • right over the scanner, yeah.

  • (laughs)

  • - Take it. - You take it!

  • - [Orange] Burrito time!

  • (laughs)

  • Ooh wee, have one.

  • - [Customer] You've got your money, now give me the drink.

  • - [Orange] I already gave you the drink, you're holding it.

  • Candy bar boomerang.

  • (laughs)

  • Hit him in the butt.

  • What's going on, wow!

  • Well, that was cool.

  • I wish my butt shot steam out of it.

  • (laughs)

  • Next customer, you're a butt toucher.

  • Sweet pipe, it's mine now.

  • (laughs)

  • - Give me. - What?

  • Stuff. - Give you stuff?

  • Whatever's good.

  • - [Orange] Oh okay, well first of all,

  • we gotta charge you for this pipe here.

  • I'm gonna have to scan it a couple times,

  • 'cause I think the scanner's broken, or something.

  • Yep, there we go.

  • I bet you didn't know it, but there's a hat tax.

  • There's definitely a hat tax.

  • It doesn't scan? (groans)

  • Your hat's broken.

  • I'll give you some of this soda,

  • but it's really important to shake it up first,

  • before you put it in the basket, wow!

  • (laughs)

  • Yeah!

  • It's always important to have giant burritos.

  • Jumbo, get this cactus out, oh okay,

  • you're gonna hold on to that, huh?

  • There we go, giant burritos in your mouth, eat it!

  • (laughs)

  • Wow, hey!

  • Come back, giant burrito.

  • You're my friend.

  • (laughs)

  • I'm playing the drums on your face.

  • Yeah, dropping that beat.

  • (laughs)

  • You ever mix sodas together to make a suicide?

  • Here we go! (laughs)

  • Making it rain!

  • Who wants some?

  • Oh man, I am the best

  • retail employee of all time!

  • Making it rain, yeah you know you love it.

  • Oh, I forgot to scan 'em.

  • Yeah, these are soda-licious.

  • (laughs)

  • But wait, does those hold those there?

  • Oh, they do!

  • Oh my gosh, I just made the best thing ever.

  • Alright, $580.

  • - [Boss] Nothing like a little retail therapy.

  • - [Orange] Hey, I didn't say you could start talking to me!

  • Ow, it hit me in the face.

  • (laughs)

  • I didn't expect that to happen.

  • - [Boss] Put stuff where it goes, get it sorted.

  • - [Orange] I don't wanna, okay fine.

  • Okay, I'll put the magazines up here.

  • I don't wanna clean your stuff!

  • Okay, gum goes on the gum rack, there you go.

  • What's this?

  • Why would you put the cap on before I put it in there?

  • Alright whatever, hot sauce on everything, yay!

  • Okay before you go, let me put a burrito in your box,

  • no wait, wait, wait, wait.

  • No, I gotta put a burrito in, hey!

  • Don't forget your burritos!

  • (groans) Now it's a street burrito.

  • More street burritos!

  • (laughs)

  • Okay, next customer, shut your mouth.

  • Okay, you want some popsicles huh?

  • Better get 'em giant sized.

  • There you go.

  • Here, take the other one.

  • Okay fine, I'll put it in your head.

  • There you go.

  • - [Customer] Could I get a bit of change, too?

  • - [Orange] A little bit of change, huh?

  • Well, I got you covered man.

  • Right on the money.

  • - Wow, thanks. - You're welcome.

  • See you later! - You're a really good person.

  • - [Orange] Orange.

  • - [Customer] I'll be going now.

  • - [Orange] Don't forget your burrito.

  • Oh wait, where is he going?

  • Hey, did you want a burrito?

  • - [Customer] Hello there, human.

  • - [Orange] Yeah, we just saw each other.

  • - Look at this. - Yeah, a burrito.

  • I've got a coin here, for ya. - Hey.

  • What can I buy for this?

  • - [Orange] Oh I see, I give you the coin,

  • and you bring it back so you can buy something, real nice.

  • Well you know what, you get a burrito, there you go.

  • Okay hold on, for the next customers,

  • I gotta be ready with burritos.

  • So, I'm gonna put 'em in the burrito holder.

  • Totally not gonna, in the face!

  • (laughs)

  • Burrito?

  • I wouldn't change a thing. (laughs)

  • That's matching change with a burrito, wow!

  • Are you trying to rob me with a banana?

  • - [Robber] Open that safe, and give me all your cheddar.

  • - [Orange] All my cheddar, that's not Gouda.

  • (laughs)

  • Hey, where'd you get another banana?

  • - [Robber] There's plenty more where that came from, kid.

  • - [Orange] Uh uh, hey!

  • I'm getting a bad pealing about this.

  • - You're at. - No, give me the banana.

  • I don't have all day. - Stop it.

  • Don't have all day. - Mine.

  • - [Orange] Stop spawning bananas!

  • - [Robber] There's plenty more where that came from, kid.

  • - [Orange] Oh yeah, well, look who's got

  • a super-sized banana!

  • Now, you stick 'em up.

  • Am I holding backwards, is it this way?

  • Uh oh, now am I gonna shoot my feet?

  • This is also mine, I found it, it was here when I found it.

  • Actually, let's go ahead and fix that, there we go.

  • Now, we're looking good, get back on there.

  • (laughs)

  • Looking good, buddy.

  • 42, 69, 83, oh hey, it opened.

  • Wow, there actually is cheddar.

  • The cheddar makes it better yo,

  • cheddar, cheddar, what is?

  • Oh okay, gotta super-size it, first.

  • There you go.

  • I'm gonna have to charge you for these bananas though, okay?

  • How do I shut this thing off?

  • Hey.

  • Can you come back here?

  • Be quiet.

  • (groans) Come on, thank you.

  • Geez.

  • Oh excuse me, look out!

  • (laughs)

  • I said look out.

  • Alright, next customer, let's see,

  • oh hey, we'll get this, start this on fire,

  • and then I'm gonna throw it in your face!

  • (laughs)

  • He knows he loves it.

  • Banana butt!

  • (laughs)

  • Burrito?

  • Burrito.

  • Burrito, burrito, burrito, burrito, burrito, burrito,

  • burrito, burrito. (mumbles)

  • (laughs)

  • Burrito.

  • Okay, what do you want from me?

  • Your hat's broken, I gotta fix it.

  • There we go, now it's looking real good.

  • (laughs)

  • - Big burrito. - Yeah, big burrito man.

  • - [Orange] Hey likes that.

  • Sorry, I'm gonna have to charge you for super-sizing.

  • Ooh. - Later.

  • - [Orange] Later, don't forget your last burrito.

  • Hey, come back!

  • Don't you want one more burrito,

  • oh, he didn't want another burrito.

  • Okay, next customer, and I'm totally not gonna

  • hit you in the face!

  • (laughs)

  • Hey, it's my display!

  • I broke it.

  • Just by putting glasses on.

  • Well there you go kids, now you've learned,

  • don't ever wear glasses.

  • (laughs)

  • Shake 'N Bake, Shake 'N Bake,

  • everybody loves a Shake 'N Bake, yeah!

  • Now we're talking, put that right there.

  • Oh, I love my new fountain.

  • Whoops, I'm sorry, it just slipped out of my hand,

  • I didn't mean to hit you in the face.

  • - [Officer] Good evening, human.

  • - [Orange] I wasn't doing anything, officer.

  • - [Officer] I understand you were held at banana point,

  • earlier this evening. - I was.

  • We've captured the suspects,

  • we just need you to point out who did it.

  • - [Orange] It was the police officer, dun, dun, dun!

  • (laughs)

  • Hold on, I just gotta make this bigger.

  • Just a little bit.

  • Let's see how it fits, oh yeah.

  • Now you are a figure of authority

  • that no one can deny.

  • (giggles)

  • Bigger is always better, of course.

  • Uh oh, now who's the guilty one?

  • (laughs)

  • Switcharoo!

  • Looking good, officer.

  • Here, eat the burrito, eat it.

  • Put it your mouth, eat it!

  • Banana.

  • What do you want from me?

  • Take that.

  • Yeah, take him to jail.

  • Oh! (laughs)

  • What a throw by the orange!

  • Can I help you?

  • Sir?

  • What is going on here?

  • I think the game is frozen, or something.

  • Eat that, come on, how many do I have to give you?

  • Hello?

  • Hello!

  • What is going on?

  • Okay, this will get his attention, don't worry.

  • Wake up! (laughs)

  • Whoa, I missed. (laughs)

  • There's no policy about firing fireworks indoors, are there?

  • Excuse me. (laughs)

  • Wake up! (laughs)

  • I think the game is frozen.

  • You want some of this, you can have some of these.

  • (laughs)

  • We're clearing the shelves for a holiday special.

  • It's a Labor Day sale.

  • Come on, no.

  • (laughs)

  • What happened?

  • (mumbles)

  • Playing the drums, playing the drums.

  • Alright, well, I think that's it.

  • The game froze, and you can't go on anymore.

  • Thank you so much for watching, guys.

  • It's always fun playing more Job Simulator.

  • (upbeat guitar music)

- Saturday Supercut! - Saturday Supercut!

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迷惑なオレンジ～ジョブシミュレータースーパーカット【土曜スーパーカット (Annoying Orange - Job Simulator Supercut [Saturday Supercut])

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    林宜悉 に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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