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  • First day of school, nya nya nya nya nya... ♪

  • Whoa! What class is this?

  • Baldi: Oh, hi!

  • Orange: Whoa, who the heck are you?

  • Baldi: Welcome to Baldi's Basics!

  • Orange: YO WHAT'CHU TALKIN' BOUT!?

  • Baldi: What?

  • Orange: You're making fun of my lack of hair AND calling me basic!?

  • Ooh, you gonna get it!

  • Baldi: No, no, no, no. MY name is Baldi. And this class is called Baldi's Basics.

  • Orange: Oh, okay. I'll let it go this time, but only because we have the same hairstyle. (laughs)

  • Baldi: (grunts)

  • Orange: Oh, come on that was HAIR-larious! (laughs)

  • Baldi: (grunts) Okay, that's enough.

  • Orange: Hey, Professor Baldi guy!

  • Baldi: Just Baldi is fine!

  • Orange: Hey! Hey, Baldi Bean Butt!

  • Baldi: COLDER! Definitely colder!

  • Orange: Hey, BaldI Bartle Farts McDougle Booty!

  • Baldi: HOLY MOLEY! What is wrong with you?!

  • Orange: You're so bald, I bet if you took a shower, you'd get brainwashed! (laughs)

  • Baldi: Haha, very funny.

  • Orange: You look like Vin Diesal and Mr. Clean had a baby. (laughs)

  • Baldi: Okay, that's not nice, Orange!

  • Orange: I'm just saying, you really know your bald when you use toothpaste and shampoo. (laughs)

  • Baldi: THAT'S ENOUGH!

  • Orange: Ugh!

  • Baldi: Orange, this is MY classroom, and you will listen to ME!

  • Orange: Okay, fine.

  • Baldi: Now it's time for everybody's favorite subject!

  • Orange: Pantsless Karaoke?

  • Baldi: No!

  • Orange: Cooking with bowling balls?

  • Baldi: THOSE are NOT school subjects!

  • Orange: Polar bear pillow fighting!

  • Baldi: NO!!! Math! Everyone's favorite subject is MATH!

  • Orange: Said no one ever. (laughs)

  • Baldi: Now, I'm gonna give you 3 questions!

  • Orange: Can they be questions about kazoos? I'm REALLY good at questions about kazoos.

  • Baldi: UGHHH!!! Now, the questions will be on this handy-dandy Think Pad! Here you go!

  • Orange: Cool! It looks like Big Bird crapped on a speak n' spell! (laughs)

  • Baldi: (groans) Now, problem 1.

  • 7 + 9 =

  • Orange: WHAAAAT? 7 and 9 can't be in a math problem together!

  • Baldi: What? Why not?

  • Orange: Because 7 8 9! (laughs)

  • Baldi: GRRRRR!!!

  • Orange: Hmmm... carry the 5... move the decimal over 3 places... divide by a hamster ball...

  • Baldi: Grrr! Did you just say, "divide by a hamster ball?"

  • Orange: Yeah! That's the step that comes before multiplying it by Justin Bieber's nipple, right? (laughs)

  • Baldi: (groans)

  • Okay! If you're having trouble with the problem, think of it this way!

  • If you had 7 kazoos, and I gave you 9 more kazoos, how many kazoos would you have?

  • Orange: Honestly, I still wouldn't have enough kazoos.

  • Baldi: (stutters) No!

  • Orange: I'd probably have to steal Pear's credit card and buy at least a bajillion more from Kazoos R' Us.

  • Baldi: This isn't a philosophical question about how many kazoos are enough to make you happy!

  • Orange: Of course, if you gave me 9 kazoos that were magic kazoos that had wish-granting genies inside of them, that'd be a different story all-together.

  • Baldi: Orange, you're getting off-track and-

  • Orange: Cuz then I'd wish for a kazoo cloning machine! Then I'd never run out of kazoos, like, ever!

  • Baldi: ORANGE! 7+9!

  • Orange: Sheesh, okay! 16! The answer is 16!

  • Baldi: Fantastic! You're doing great!

  • Orange: Hey-hey! Thanks! Now, back to the kazoos!

  • Baldi: PROBLEM 2!!!!

  • 5-3=

  • Orange: (groans) I'm bored of math! Does this thing play Fortnite?

  • Baldi: NO!

  • Orange: Hey, why hasn't anybody made a game called Fartnite? Now that would be a real GAS! (farts and laughs)

  • Baldi: Orange!!!

  • Orange: Okay, okay. 2! As in you can't have toot without two! (farts and laughs again)

  • Baldi: Good job! You did great!

  • Orange: Thanks! I'm pretty skilled at farting! (farts for the 3rd time)

  • Baldi: THAT'S ENOUGH FARTING! (Orange laughs) Now, Orange, it's time for problem 3!

  • Orange: Pollen tree? Baldi: Problem 3!

  • Orange: Goblin knee? Baldi: PROBLEM 3!

  • Baldi: You gotta pee? Gross, dude! TMI! (laughs)

  • Baldi: AHHH!! I've HAD IT with you!!! HERE'S YOUR PROBLEM 3!!

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  • Orange: Emm... I think your boring machine is broken.

  • Baldi: Oh, it's not broken. YOU have to answer it! Just like that! And remember, I get angrier every problem you get wrong!

  • Orange: WORK, YOU STUPID MACHINE!!! MAKE MORE SENSE!!!

  • Baldi: Hey! STOP THAT!

  • Orange: Nah, I'm gonna keep doing it. AHHHHHHH!

  • Baldi: HEY!

  • Orange: PLAY FORTNITE, YOU BIG BIRD TURD!

  • Baldi: GRRR!! Gimme that!

  • Orange: Hey! I was breaking that!

  • Baldi: I am DONE teaching math!! Now it's time to teach you a NEW lesson! YOU! You are the most IRRITATING pile of pulp EVER!!! If being annoying was an olympic sport, you'd win!

  • Orange: First Prize?

  • Baldi: Yes! You'd win first prize! Now, time for that lesson!

  • Orange: No! First Prize!

  • Baldi: What?

  • 1st Prize: I see you!

  • Baldi: AHHHH!!!!!

  • 1st Prize: Will you marry me?

  • Orange: Whoa! Baldi sure is a PUSHOVER! (laughs)

  • Ohh...

  • Playtime: Let's play!

  • Orange: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Playtime: Heeheehee! Orange: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First day of school, nya nya nya nya nya... ♪

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迷惑なオレンジ対バルディ(AOがバルディの基礎数学教室を受講!)。 (Annoying Orange vs Baldi (AO takes Baldi's Basics Math Class!))

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    林宜悉 に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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