- [Orange] Hey fruit lovers,

if you're anything like this orange,

you wanna be the very zest.

That's why today, Pear and I are showing you

how to catch a Pokemon.

Ready, Pear?

- [Pear] Ready.

- [Orange] Then let's do this Pokemon thing, mon! (laughs)

- [Pear] All right, step one.

Find a Pokemon in the wild.

- [Orange] Oh, there's one!

- [Pear] That's a leaf.

- [Orange] There's another one.

- [Pear] That's me.

- [Orange] Okay, that's gotta be one.

- [Pear] That's you!

- [Orange] Huh, man, finding a Pokemon

is harder than this rock.

- [Pear] Uh, dude?

- [Orange] Here I am, looking high and low,

and it turns out all of my efforts are udder-ly useless.

- [Pear] Orange!

- [Orange] Seriously, Pear.

We're never gonna find one.

Let's just "moo"-ve on.

- [Pear] Ugh, whatever you say, dude.

Step two, throw your ball at it!

- [Orange] Way ahead of you, Pear!

(record scratch)

- [Pear] Ow! Hey!

- [Orange] I can't find a Pokemon, so I choose you! (laughs)

- [Pear] That's not even the right kind of ball, dude!

- [Orange] Oh, don't worry about that.

I got all sorts of balls in here, catch! (laughs maniacally)

- [Pear] Stop that!

- [Orange] Gotta catch them all, Pear! (laughs)

- [Pear] Orange!

You have to throw a Pokeball!

- [Orange] Oh!

So, you're saying I shouldn't throw

this 14-pound bowling ball?

- [Pear] Yes.

- [Orange] Yes, I should throw it?

- [Pear] No.

- [Orange] No, I should throw it?

- [Pear] No, do not throw that bowling ball at me!

- [Orange] Okay, I'll throw this, instead!

But, just for the record, you are kind

of shaped like a bowling pin. (laughs)

- [Pear] No! Hey!

- [Orange] Whoa, Pear!

- [Pear] Dude, get me out of here!

- [Orange] You want out?

I figured you'd be having a ball in there! (laughs)

- [Pear] Get me out of here, now!

- [Orange] Hm, well the only way I know

how to get you out also happens to be step three,

to catch even more Pokemon and send

your Pokemon into battle.

- [Pear] Battle, dude, I didn't sign up for any battle!

- [Orange] Relax, it's just a little, old Charmander!

He's definitely outmatched. (laughs)

Pear, I choose you!

Go, start battling!

- [Pear] With what?

I'm not a Pokemon, dude!

I have no powers, no weapons!

- [Orange] Huh, good point.

You better take this!

- [Pear] What the?

- [Orange] Wait, on second thought,

maybe that wasn't such a bright idea. (laughs)

(explosion)

♪ I wanna be the very best ♪

♪ That no fruit ever was ♪

♪ My skin makes for delicious zest ♪

♪ And I annoy you just because ♪

♪ Catch 'em all, gotta catch them all ♪