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  • - [Annoying Orange] Take this one, and we put it in there.

  • What the--

  • (Bonnie screaming jumpscare)

  • (upbeat electronic music)

  • (Annoying Orange laughing)

  • Hey, yo.

  • It's a-dub, back here with another gaming video!

  • We've had a lot of requests for this one.

  • Oh boy.

  • We're playing Five Nights at Freddy's VR!

  • Oh, warning?

  • Oh, gotta switch my hands around.

  • (Chuckles) They were a little backwards.

  • This game contains flashing lights, loud noises,

  • and lots of jumpscares.

  • Uuummmm.

  • If Pear was playing, it'd be jump-pears, huh?

  • (Annoying Orange laughing)

  • Hey, I got hands, and I know how to use them,

  • I think.

  • Um

  • wha-whoa.

  • Holy moly!

  • Uh, it's Freddy and Chica and Bonnie.

  • Oh, they're so big.

  • Whoa, you guys, you don't understand.

  • (Nervous chuckle)

  • I don't know if I like seeing them in VR.

  • (Nervous chuckle) Whoa Foxy!

  • What are you doing back there?

  • Are you creepy peeping on me?

  • Can I put this on?

  • Please?

  • Please stay over there.

  • Don't come over here.

  • (Nervous laugh) This is so creepy you guys.

  • Uh, okay, help wanted.

  • I don't know why you want help from an orange.

  • What am I gonna do?

  • (Annoying Orange laughing)

  • Okay, new game!

  • Um, okay, why aren't my fingeys working?

  • Why are my fingey, whoa!

  • Pizza fingers.

  • (Annoying Orange laughing)

  • Okay, what's going on?

  • (Welcoming introduction music)

  • Whoa!

  • Cool, what is this?

  • Whoa, hey, I'm in a, whoa!

  • I'm in a rollercoaster.

  • Oh, I should sit down.

  • - [Announcer] Fazbear Entertainment is excited

  • to join the digital age.

  • - Yeah, me too!

  • - And what better way to do that than with

  • an edge-of-your-seat virtual reality experience?

  • - Nice!

  • Hey, what thrill ride does a drink go on?

  • A coaster!

  • - We know that Fazbear Entertainment has developed

  • something of a bad reputation over the last few decades.

  • - Yeah, you think?

  • - And while it is true that some stories

  • associated with our name were loosely based

  • on actual events, the majority of them were

  • total fabrications from the mind of a complete lunatic.

  • - Yeah right!

  • - But we aren't above laughing at ourselves.

  • (Robotic laughter)

  • (Nervous laughter)

  • - That's why we have recreated many of these

  • completely fictitious scenarios.

  • Lies, that you have been fed over the last several years,

  • into a hilarious VR game.

  • - (Sarcastic tone) Hilarious.

  • - Through the hopes that we can finally move past

  • these childish ghost stories

  • and develop a new relationship with you

  • as well as your kids.

  • Don't forget the merch; perfect for birthdays.

  • So sit back and enjoy a few scares.

  • - Yeah, so just a few, right?

  • I'm sure.

  • (Laughing) I know these games.

  • - We do, however, ask that you agree

  • to a simple waiver before you play.

  • - Um, yeah.

  • This says I'm gonna die, so I'm not gonna sign this.

  • Why would I sign this?

  • - You acknowledge that Fazbear Entertainment is not

  • responsible for accidental

  • digital consciousness transference.

  • - No, I didn't touch it.

  • Oh, boy.

  • (Nervous laughter) Okay.

  • - Welcome to the Freddy Fazbear virtual experience.

  • Use the console in front of you to navigate the menu.

  • - Crazy.

  • - And pick one of the frightening experiences available.

  • - Whoa, there's so many.

  • - Through completing these scenarios,

  • more will become available.

  • - Okay.

  • - You'll see plenty of familiar faces

  • and some new ones as well.

  • - I'm actually here.

  • - So stay a while and have a good time.

  • - Oh, I don't know if I wanna stay.

  • - Despite the temporary horror you may experience,

  • this is a completely controlled environment,

  • and you aren't in any real danger.

  • - Three, dark rooms, parts and service,

  • vent repair, night terrors!

  • Oh, I don't like any of this.

  • (Nervous laughter) Oh, you guys.

  • Um, okay.

  • So maybe let's start with parts and service.

  • Do I just hit this thing?

  • Oh, ah!

  • What did I do?

  • Oh, I don't like this.

  • I don't likey!

  • Orangey no likey.

  • How do you stop this thing?

  • (Laughing) I broke it, I broke it.

  • I mean you break it, you bought it.

  • You gotta buy it, get outta here.

  • I want out.

  • Please!

  • Get me outta here!

  • I'm stuck, and I don't know how to pick it!

  • Okay, okay, there we go, there we go.

  • Did I pick it?

  • Come on!

  • Yes.

  • Okay.

  • No, pick it, come on!

  • Aw man.

  • Nothing even happened, and I'm scared.

  • (Laughing)

  • Repair Bonnie.

  • Um, I prefer if Bonnie stays broken.

  • I don't wanna fix Bonnie.

  • What am I supposed to--oh, there we go.

  • Start the game.

  • (Nervously) Oh boy, you guys.

  • - [Announcer] Welcome back to parts and service.

  • - Okay.

  • - Oh no!

  • It looks like Bonnie's guitar is out of tune

  • and must be recalibrated.

  • - Sounds like music to my ears.

  • - First, we must access his harmonization module

  • located inside his secondary throat pipe.

  • - What?

  • - To access the throat pipe,

  • both eyes must first be removed.

  • - Um, no.

  • - You must be as precise as possible

  • when removing the eyes from their respective sockets.

  • - I don't like this.

  • - First, firmly grip Bonnie's left eye,

  • and carefully remove it from its socket.

  • - Okay, the left eye.

  • My left or your left?

  • Okay, so, yeah.

  • That would be the left, left would be on the right.

  • Yeah, the right is the left, okay?

  • So we, we go in here.

  • (Nervous mumbles and giggles)

  • - Great job.

  • Deposit the left eye

  • in the cleaning receptacle on your left.

  • - On my, oh!

  • Okay, on my left.

  • Oh, cleaning receptacle.

  • - Well done.

  • Now, firmly grip Bonnie's right eye,

  • - Okay.

  • - and carefully remove it from its socket.

  • - Okay.

  • I see what you did there.

  • - Deposit the right eye

  • in the cleaning receptacle on your right.

  • - Okay.

  • Put it in there.

  • - Good job.

  • To open Bonnie's faceplate,

  • - No.

  • - Carefully press the two buttons located

  • on either side of Bonnie's jaw.

  • - Bonnie's jaw?

  • - When done correctly,

  • you should hear two small clicks.

  • - What do I?

  • You want me to stick my non-existent hands on this thing?

  • Okay, okay, so there's buttons on this side.

  • Do you press them both at the same time, please?

  • - Well done.

  • You now have access to Bonnie's harmonization module.

  • Press the blinking button inside Bonnie's

  • secondary throat pipe to enter calibration mode.

  • - Yo, I don't wanna be sticking my

  • non-existent hands in here.

  • What are you thinking of doing?

  • (Laughter) I don't like it.

  • Please don't bite the finger.

  • Please don't bite the finger!

  • (Nervous laugh) Leave the fingey alone.

  • (Guitar strings strum)

  • - What the music?

  • (Out of tune guitar string strums)

  • - Something is not right.

  • - Yeah.

  • - One of those notes is out of tune.

  • - Just like your face!

  • - You may push the button again

  • to replay the audio check.

  • - (Sarcasm) Oh yeah, that's definitely what I wanna do.

  • - Press the colored button

  • that corresponds to the incorrect note.

  • - Okay, sounds like music to my non-existent ears.

  • (Guitar strings strum)

  • (Out of tune guitar string strums)

  • It's gotta be the fourth one

  • cause it just kinda goes, eh!

  • That's my favorite song by the way.

  • - Press the blinking button again to verify your work.

  • - Okay, um, please don't bite the fingey.

  • Oh jeez, fingeys are very delicate!

  • (Nervous laughter) I don't like it.

  • (Guitar strings strum in tune)

  • Yay!

  • Hey, that sounds so much better.

  • I did it!

  • - Bonnie is in tune and ready for his solo.

  • - Okay.

  • - Let's close him up.

  • - Okay.

  • - Simply replace both eyes

  • in the same order that you removed them,

  • then close up the faceplate, and we'll call it a day.

  • - (Confused) Wait, which eye did I do first?

  • Oh no!

  • Crap muffins, I don't remember which eye I did first.

  • Was it the right eye or the left eye?

  • And did the right go to the left

  • or the left go to the right?

  • Oh no, hip hop if you don't stop,

  • gotta slap that booty.

  • (Nervous chuckle) I don't know what to do.

  • I don't know which eye to put in there.

  • I've been a bad pupil.

  • (Laughing)

  • Okay, so this one goes, yeah, it goes on the other side so

  • (Bonnie screaming jumpscare)

  • (Annoying Orange screaming)

  • (Static)

  • (Static stops, Annoying Orange laughing)

  • - [Annoying Orange] I pulped all over the counter.

  • (Laughing) Oh, that was terrible.

  • Woo hoo, what is this thing?

  • Okay, deadly cupcake.

  • You're so scary looking, look at that.

  • Look, you're so scary, I don't like him.

  • Get him out of here, yeah.

  • Out of here