[laughs]

Thanks, G.I. Joe!

- Any time.

- To the questions!

- [Voiceover] Orange! Where is TNT? If your can't find it, you can't do your introoo!

- Oh my God, he's right!

Pear! Help me!

- No!

I'm not gonna help you find TNT!

- If we don't find it, we can't do the intro!

- We absolutely can d- HEY!

WOULD YOU MIND?

- I'm sorry! I gotta check everywhere, Pear!

Even your butt!

- That's it, I am so out of here!

- Wait!

Before you go, can you check my butt?

- No!

- For TNT!

- NO!

- Please!

I'll leave you alone forever and ever and ever!

- [groans] Fine.

Oh, would you look at that, there's absolutely no TNT anywhere in your-

[farts]

What the-

[both scream]

[explosion]

- [Voiceover] It's time for Ask Orange!

Orange, who would you rather save, me or Midget Apple?

PS, if you choose me I'll subscribe to you!

- Oh man...

I gotta make a decision!

But I only have time to save one of them!

- Orange! Hurry!

- Please! I'll subscribe to you!

- I'll do ANYTHING for my subscribers!

But I'll do anything for my friends, too!

Um...

- Think of all the jokes you can make about me if you save me!

- That's a good point.

- If I die, your "small" jokes will end!

- He's right! Sorry Midnight Sparkle,

I'm sure you'll understand.

[fading scream]

YAAAHHH!

- Whew, thanks for saving me, Orange.

It really means a lot.

- And coming from you, that means very little.

[Orange laughs and Midget Apple groans]

- [Voiceover] Hey!

- Hey!

[Orange and voiceover alternate saying "Hey"]

- [Voiceover] Hey!

- Alright, alright! You win!

- [Voiceover] Say "Hi, Sacha and Thomas."

- Hi, Sacha and Thomas!

- [Voiceover] Hey Orange, did you know that Zayn left One Direction?

- Huh?

NOOOOOOOOOO!

My life is like, totally overrrrrrr!

- [Voiceover] Can you explode?

- Hmm...

Let me try!

[grunts]

[farts]

Nope. Close enough, though.

[laughs]

- [Voiceover] Hey Orange! The annoying dog is invading the kitchen!

- Put your paws together, folks.

It's me, the annoying dog.

I'mma tickle your funny bone, then I'll probably try to bury it!

[laughs]

[crickets]

Wow, wow, this crowd is "ruff".

[laughs] Get it?

[audience groans] "Ruff"?

- [laughs]

Good one!

[audience booing]

- [Apple] You suck!

- [Potato] Get off the stage!

- Alright, enough of this comedy nonsense.

[dog eats the food and they scream]

- [Voiceover] Here is a question.

- And here is an answer!

[laughs]

- [Voiceover] Watch out Orange! CAR!!!

- Huh?

AAARGH!

- WHOA! That toaster came out of nowhere!

- Grandpa Lemon, are you sure you should be driving?

- Heck, I'm not even sure if that's my reflection or if I'm the reflection.

Whoa, so deep...

- [Voiceover] Poop!

- [laughs]

- I do believe that Orange has snapped.

[strange noise]

- [Voiceover] Can Grapefruit have four faces?

- Huh?

Four faces? What does that even mean?

Um, hey Grapefruit!

Do you, have four faces?

- Who told you that?

- Dude, you're saying that like it's true.

- This never leaves the room. Got it?

- Uh huh.

- Okay. Yeah.

- You have three faces hidden on your butt?

- Wait a minute!

That's Destiny's Child!

- And it never leaves the room!

- [Voiceover] Hey Orange, why is Grapefruit always bragging?

By the way, love your channel!

- That's a good question.

Grapefruit, why ARE you always bragging?

- I uh...

OKAY!

It's 'cause I don't have biceps and I'm compensating!

[cries]

- [Voiceover] Why do you always tell jokes?

- I... um...

OKAY!

It's 'cause I don't have biceps and I'm compensating!

[cries]

AH!

- There you go.

- Thanks! Thanks for the "hand"!

[laughs]

- Why can't it be Grapefruit's turn, huh?

- [Voiceover] Orange, can you speak Spanish?

- [speaking Spanish]

- Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.

Are you just saying things off a Taco Bell menu?

- HUH? [screams]

C'mon Pear, what would you take me for?

A churro?

- AGH!

- [laughs]

- [Voiceover] Take this advice.

Never listen to my advice.

- Okay. Got it.

I won't.

- Uh, dude, by not taking her advice, you just took her advice.

- It's an enigma!

- I... I can't get my mind around it!

- Everybody get back! He's gonna blow!

- And that's no joke!

He's got a bunch of TNT up his butt!

- ARGH! [farts]

Okay, whoa, false alarm, guys.

[laughs]

- Great.

- Ugh, should've figured.

- Wait no! Here comes another!

[all scream]

- Yo, whatcha gonna do when you're fixing a door hinge?

Watch episode 22 of Ask Orange!

Whatcha gonna do when you're eating your porridge?

Watch Ask Orange, then pay down your mortgage!

[laughs]

Thanks, Beatbox!

Alright, first question!

[laughs]

KNIFE!

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