♪ Making up words like bling-a-bingbong ♪

- Ooh, this jump has a nice ring to it.

Don't mind if I do.

(ringing)

- Hey you, stop right there.

- Whoa!

Whoa, talk about a fruit loop, am I right?

(giggling)

- Hilarious, dude.

Listen, I'm gonna need those rings back.

- What rings?

- Well, I just saw you collect a bunch of 'em.

- Nuh uh, I don't have any rings.

I only have these hula hoops.

(laughing)

(sighing)

- Listen, just give 'em here and nobody has to get hurt.

- Oh, what's the matter?

You don't think that hula hooping is very hip?

(laughing)

- Now, hand 'em over!

- How?

I don't have any hands.

(laughing)

- That's it.

You asked for it.

- Whoa, what you gonna do?

Poke me with your porcupine pokies?

- You, you think I'm a porcupine?

Wow, do you really not know who I am?

- Nope, but I appreciate your pointed question.

(laughing)

- Uh, I'm not a porcupine, dude.

I'm actually kind of embarrassed for you

'cause I'm like, super famous.

- Oh really?

Well, that's cool.

I'm famous too.

- Heh, adorable.

Listen, kid, you don't understand.

I'm really famous.

I have a whole video game franchise and a cartoon series.

- So do I!

- Okay, but I'm on T-shirts and TV and stuff.

- So am I!

Do you know who I am?

- No, I don't know who you are.

Why on Earth would I know who you are?

- I don't know.

Why would I know who some blue porcupine is?

- For the last time, I'm not a porcupine.

- Whoa, easy.

No need to be so prickly.

(laughing)

(screams)

I'm famous for touching my tongue to my eyeball.

What are you famous for?

- This.

(video game whistling)

- Ooh!

I can do that too.

Watch me peel out!

(laughing)

(skidding)

Oh no, I peeled right out of my peel.

Ugh, stop looking, you perv.

Don't look at me.

Wah!

- I'm not looking at you.

- Everybody, porcu-perv over here is looking at me naked!

- I am not!

- Okay, I'm decent again.

Did you enjoy the show, porcu-perv?

- Stop calling me porcu-perv.

My name is Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog.

- Sonic the who-ha?

- Sonic the Hedgehog.

- Why do they call you a hedgehog?

Do you hoard plants?

- What?

- You hogging all the hedges?

Is that what you do, you pervy hedgehog?

'Cause from what I've seen, you hog all the rings.

Maybe they should call you Sonic the Ringhog.

- What, no.

They call me a hedgehog because,

why do I even waste my time with you?

Sorry, pal, but this is game over for you.

I need those rings and I need them now.

(video game whistling)

(ringing)

- Wah!

Hey, watch what you're going.

You really blew it.

(laughing)

- I am so out of here.

(video game whistling)

All right, Sonic, you can do this.

Just focus.

There's still enough time to collect

all the Chaos Emeralds and.

(record scratches)

- Hey, hey Ringhog, hey.

- Seriously?

- Hey, you dropped some hula hoops back there.

- How are you keeping pace with me?

I'm the fastest animal on the planet.

- I guess you've never dealt with fast food.

(laughing)

(groaning)

Hey, hey, what do you call a porcupine

that can't even outrun an orange?

(sighing)

- I don't know, what?

- A slow-poke.

(laughing)

Get it?

'Cause you're a porcupine and porcupines have pokies.

(laughing)

- Look, I am at the end of my rope with you.

My name is Sonic, got it?

Not porcupine, not Ringhog,

not some other pointy nickname like.

- Spike?

- Exactly.

I am very famous, so have some respect and stop calling me.

- Spike.

(groaning)

- Are you even listening to a word I'm saying?

- Are you even looking where you're going?

Spike!

(record scratches)

- Ahh!

(ringing)

No, my rings.

My rings!

- Whoa, now that's a hula of a lot of hula hoops.

(laughing)

Ptooie.

Whoa, that was a spicy seed.

Maybe I shouldn't have eaten those

flying Koopa Troopa hot wings for lunch.

(laughing)

- [Bowser] Who so dare enter my castle?

- It's a me, Mario!

- You're not Mario.

I know Mario well.

He does my plumbing.

- Okay, fine, I'm not Mario.

No need to be such a party Koopa.

(laughing)

Seriously though, you should get a new plumber.

Your pipes are clogged with all sorts of stuff.

Flowers, underwater worlds,

didn't anybody ever tell you not to flush

entire underwater worlds down your pipes?

(laughing)

(roaring)

- That laugh is like nails on a chalkboard.

You must be that Annoying Orange

everybody's been going on about.

I assume you're here to save your little girlfriend.

- Oh, I knew it.

You kidnapped Passion.

Passion, don't worry!

I'm coming for you.

- Ha ha, how adorable.

Widdle Orange is in wuv.

- Nuh uh!

- Give it up, Orange.

Everyone can totally tell you're in wuv with Passion.

- We're just friends.

- Sure, platonic friends trek through

eight entire Mushroom Kingdom worlds

to save each other all the time.

When's the wedding?

(chuckling)

(grumbles)

What's the matter, Annoying Orange?

You're looking a little Annoying Red.

(laughing)

Now then, allow me to properly introduce myself

before I kill you.

I am Bowser, king of.

(record scratches)

- Bowser?

That's a weird name.

- And the Annoying Orange is somehow better?

- Hey, I'm not annoying.

I'm a Mario.

(laughing)

- Ugh.

Tell me then, what name would be less weird for me to have?

- I don't know, something like

Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello, Mike.

- Wait, wait, wait.

Do you think I'm a turtle?

- Duh, I mean you look just like a turtle.

Wouldn't you a-green?

(laughing)

(grumbles)

- Does a turtle rule an entire Mushroom Kingdom?

Does a turtle have super-scary spikes?

Can a turtle do this?

(flame roars)

- Whoa, you can breathe fire?

That's a shell of a trick.

(laughing)

- Hey, I just told you, I'm not a turtle, okay!

- Yeesh, I get it.

No need to snap at me.

(laughing)

- Augh, was that a snapping turtle joke?

- You're getting it just now?

Even for a turtle, you're pretty slow.

(laughing)

(roaring)

No need to be so fiery.

(laughing)

(roaring)

Wow, I get it.

You really hammered your point home.

(laughing)

- Augh, you're so annoying.

What do I have to do to get rid of you?

- Easy, just say cowabunga!

- I will not say that.

I am not a Ninja Turtle!

I am not a turtle of any kind!

- So, you're not gonna say it?

- No.

- You sure?

- Yes.

- So you're not gonna say it?

- Correct.

- Not even once?

- No!

- Okay, okay, I get it.

Wait, what was it you weren't gonna say again?

- Cowabunga.

(laughing)

- Made you say it.

- Wha, gah, no.

I didn't mean it.

- Well, that was super classic,

dare I say Super NES classic?

(laughing)

(roaring)

But, I'm an orange of my word.

You said Cowabunga, so now I'll be on my way,

just like you axed me to.

(laughing)

- Huh?

(roaring)

(record scratches)

- Uh, are you gonna fall into the lava now or what?

- Yeah, it'll happen in a sec.

I hang here for a beat for dramatic effect before I.

(screaming)

- Whoa, that was painful.

Yowzer, Bowzer.

(laughing)

(groaning)

Hey, quiet you.

You're dead.

Well, now to save Passion and.

(record scratches)

Huh?

- Thank you, Orange, but Passion is in another castle.

- Another castle?

How many of these things are there?