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  • Rolling along, singing a song

  • Making up words like bling-a-bingbong

  • - Ooh, this jump has a nice ring to it.

  • Don't mind if I do.

  • (ringing)

  • - Hey you, stop right there.

  • - Whoa!

  • Whoa, talk about a fruit loop, am I right?

  • (giggling)

  • - Hilarious, dude.

  • Listen, I'm gonna need those rings back.

  • - What rings?

  • - Well, I just saw you collect a bunch of 'em.

  • - Nuh uh, I don't have any rings.

  • I only have these hula hoops.

  • (laughing)

  • (sighing)

  • - Listen, just give 'em here and nobody has to get hurt.

  • - Oh, what's the matter?

  • You don't think that hula hooping is very hip?

  • (laughing)

  • - Now, hand 'em over!

  • - How?

  • I don't have any hands.

  • (laughing)

  • - That's it.

  • You asked for it.

  • - Whoa, what you gonna do?

  • Poke me with your porcupine pokies?

  • - You, you think I'm a porcupine?

  • Wow, do you really not know who I am?

  • - Nope, but I appreciate your pointed question.

  • (laughing)

  • - Uh, I'm not a porcupine, dude.

  • I'm actually kind of embarrassed for you

  • 'cause I'm like, super famous.

  • - Oh really?

  • Well, that's cool.

  • I'm famous too.

  • - Heh, adorable.

  • Listen, kid, you don't understand.

  • I'm really famous.

  • I have a whole video game franchise and a cartoon series.

  • - So do I!

  • - Okay, but I'm on T-shirts and TV and stuff.

  • - So am I!

  • Do you know who I am?

  • - No, I don't know who you are.

  • Why on Earth would I know who you are?

  • - I don't know.

  • Why would I know who some blue porcupine is?

  • - For the last time, I'm not a porcupine.

  • - Whoa, easy.

  • No need to be so prickly.

  • (laughing)

  • (screams)

  • I'm famous for touching my tongue to my eyeball.

  • What are you famous for?

  • - This.

  • (video game whistling)

  • - Ooh!

  • I can do that too.

  • Watch me peel out!

  • (laughing)

  • (skidding)

  • Oh no, I peeled right out of my peel.

  • Ugh, stop looking, you perv.

  • Don't look at me.

  • Wah!

  • - I'm not looking at you.

  • - Everybody, porcu-perv over here is looking at me naked!

  • - I am not!

  • - Okay, I'm decent again.

  • Did you enjoy the show, porcu-perv?

  • - Stop calling me porcu-perv.

  • My name is Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog.

  • - Sonic the who-ha?

  • - Sonic the Hedgehog.

  • - Why do they call you a hedgehog?

  • Do you hoard plants?

  • - What?

  • - You hogging all the hedges?

  • Is that what you do, you pervy hedgehog?

  • 'Cause from what I've seen, you hog all the rings.

  • Maybe they should call you Sonic the Ringhog.

  • - What, no.

  • They call me a hedgehog because,

  • why do I even waste my time with you?

  • Sorry, pal, but this is game over for you.

  • I need those rings and I need them now.

  • (video game whistling)

  • (ringing)

  • - Wah!

  • Hey, watch what you're going.

  • You really blew it.

  • (laughing)

  • - I am so out of here.

  • (video game whistling)

  • All right, Sonic, you can do this.

  • Just focus.

  • There's still enough time to collect

  • all the Chaos Emeralds and.

  • (record scratches)

  • - Hey, hey Ringhog, hey.

  • - Seriously?

  • - Hey, you dropped some hula hoops back there.

  • - How are you keeping pace with me?

  • I'm the fastest animal on the planet.

  • - I guess you've never dealt with fast food.

  • (laughing)

  • (groaning)

  • Hey, hey, what do you call a porcupine

  • that can't even outrun an orange?

  • (sighing)

  • - I don't know, what?

  • - A slow-poke.

  • (laughing)

  • Get it?

  • 'Cause you're a porcupine and porcupines have pokies.

  • (laughing)

  • - Look, I am at the end of my rope with you.

  • My name is Sonic, got it?

  • Not porcupine, not Ringhog,

  • not some other pointy nickname like.

  • - Spike?

  • - Exactly.

  • I am very famous, so have some respect and stop calling me.

  • - Spike.

  • (groaning)

  • - Are you even listening to a word I'm saying?

  • - Are you even looking where you're going?

  • Spike!

  • (record scratches)

  • - Ahh!

  • (ringing)

  • No, my rings.

  • My rings!

  • - Whoa, now that's a hula of a lot of hula hoops.

  • (laughing)

  • Ptooie.

  • Whoa, that was a spicy seed.

  • Maybe I shouldn't have eaten those

  • flying Koopa Troopa hot wings for lunch.

  • (laughing)

  • - [Bowser] Who so dare enter my castle?

  • - It's a me, Mario!

  • - You're not Mario.

  • I know Mario well.

  • He does my plumbing.

  • - Okay, fine, I'm not Mario.

  • No need to be such a party Koopa.

  • (laughing)

  • Seriously though, you should get a new plumber.

  • Your pipes are clogged with all sorts of stuff.

  • Flowers, underwater worlds,

  • didn't anybody ever tell you not to flush

  • entire underwater worlds down your pipes?

  • (laughing)

  • (roaring)

  • - That laugh is like nails on a chalkboard.

  • You must be that Annoying Orange

  • everybody's been going on about.

  • I assume you're here to save your little girlfriend.

  • - Oh, I knew it.

  • You kidnapped Passion.

  • Passion, don't worry!

  • I'm coming for you.

  • - Ha ha, how adorable.

  • Widdle Orange is in wuv.

  • - Nuh uh!

  • - Give it up, Orange.

  • Everyone can totally tell you're in wuv with Passion.

  • - We're just friends.

  • - Sure, platonic friends trek through

  • eight entire Mushroom Kingdom worlds

  • to save each other all the time.

  • When's the wedding?

  • (chuckling)

  • (grumbles)

  • What's the matter, Annoying Orange?

  • You're looking a little Annoying Red.

  • (laughing)

  • Now then, allow me to properly introduce myself

  • before I kill you.

  • I am Bowser, king of.

  • (record scratches)

  • - Bowser?

  • That's a weird name.

  • - And the Annoying Orange is somehow better?

  • - Hey, I'm not annoying.

  • I'm a Mario.

  • (laughing)

  • - Ugh.

  • Tell me then, what name would be less weird for me to have?

  • - I don't know, something like

  • Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello, Mike.

  • - Wait, wait, wait.

  • Do you think I'm a turtle?

  • - Duh, I mean you look just like a turtle.

  • Wouldn't you a-green?

  • (laughing)

  • (grumbles)

  • - Does a turtle rule an entire Mushroom Kingdom?

  • Does a turtle have super-scary spikes?

  • Can a turtle do this?

  • (flame roars)

  • - Whoa, you can breathe fire?

  • That's a shell of a trick.

  • (laughing)

  • - Hey, I just told you, I'm not a turtle, okay!

  • - Yeesh, I get it.

  • No need to snap at me.

  • (laughing)

  • - Augh, was that a snapping turtle joke?

  • - You're getting it just now?

  • Even for a turtle, you're pretty slow.

  • (laughing)

  • (roaring)

  • No need to be so fiery.

  • (laughing)

  • (roaring)

  • Wow, I get it.

  • You really hammered your point home.

  • (laughing)

  • - Augh, you're so annoying.

  • What do I have to do to get rid of you?

  • - Easy, just say cowabunga!

  • - I will not say that.

  • I am not a Ninja Turtle!

  • I am not a turtle of any kind!

  • - So, you're not gonna say it?

  • - No.

  • - You sure?

  • - Yes.

  • - So you're not gonna say it?

  • - Correct.

  • - Not even once?

  • - No!

  • - Okay, okay, I get it.

  • Wait, what was it you weren't gonna say again?

  • - Cowabunga.

  • (laughing)

  • - Made you say it.

  • - Wha, gah, no.

  • I didn't mean it.

  • - Well, that was super classic,

  • dare I say Super NES classic?

  • (laughing)

  • (roaring)

  • But, I'm an orange of my word.

  • You said Cowabunga, so now I'll be on my way,

  • just like you axed me to.

  • (laughing)

  • - Huh?

  • (roaring)

  • (record scratches)

  • - Uh, are you gonna fall into the lava now or what?

  • - Yeah, it'll happen in a sec.

  • I hang here for a beat for dramatic effect before I.

  • (screaming)

  • - Whoa, that was painful.

  • Yowzer, Bowzer.

  • (laughing)

  • (groaning)

  • Hey, quiet you.

  • You're dead.

  • Well, now to save Passion and.

  • (record scratches)

  • Huh?

  • - Thank you, Orange, but Passion is in another castle.

  • - Another castle?

  • How many of these things are there?