(Orange screams)

(fruits scream)

- Hey, guess what, Tomato.

- What, what is it?

- You're a vegetable again.

- You really mean it?

- Yeah, they just announced it on the news.

You're not a fruit anymore.

- (gasps) That's, that's, oh, my god, I'm a vegetable again.

I knew this would happen.

This is the greatest day of my life.

- Hey, Tomato.

- Yes, Orange?

- April Fools, you're still a fruit. (laughs)

- You jerk!

You can't just prank people like that.

- Sure you can.

Everyone's doing it.

- Hey, Pear, get a look at my new flower.

- What?

I don't smell anything. (water splashes)

(Little Apple laughs) Whoa.

- Happy April Fools Day. (laughs)

- Easy, guys, you better watch it.

- I think you mean wash it. (laughs)

- That felt like rain.

And rain makes me think of rainbows.

- Okay.

- That Pear, he's so crazy. (laughs)

- Hey, do you guys hear something?

- Hear what?

- What is it?

- Shh, listen. (air squelching)

(all laughing)

It's coming from Pear's derriere. (laughs)

- I'm sitting on a cloud.

Yay!

- Hey, shut up, dude.

- Hey, what's going on with you two?

- Yeah, you guys are acting kinda weird.

- Weird?

We're not weird.

I still love horses, with hats,

that can fly and...

And bunnieS!

Oh yeah, bunnies, you gotta love the bunnies. (giggles)

- I'm warmer than a hot fudge sundae with an itty,

bitty cherry on top, yay!

- Hey, you don't sound like Pear.

You sound like-- (zipper scrapes)

- Yay!

- Marshmallow.

- But if you're Marshmallow, then who's that?

- Thanks a lot, Marshmallow. - Whoa.

- Hey, I was melting in there.

- Yeah, well you should try getting into this outfit.

- (laughs) Yeah, he didn't have any room to pear.

- Nice try, lame-os. (laughs)

(dramatic music) Uh-oh.

(skin cracking)

- What's going on? - Oh no.

(Grapefruit yells)

- Wow. - Grapefruit?

- What?

Like you guys are so original.

- (laughs) Looks like Apefruit was stretching the truth.

(Pear groans)

Wait, if Marshmallow was Pear,

and Pear was Marshmallow,

and if Little Apple was Grapefruit,

then who are you?

- Uh, I'm still a tomato.

- We'll see about that.

(Orange gags) (seed thuds)

- Ow, that hurts.

- Yup, she's a tomato all right. (laughs)

- What is wrong with you?

- I take it back, you're an apple. (laughs)

- (groans) You know what you need, Orange?

- What?

- Knife!

(Orange screams)

(all screaming)

- Oh no!

Orange!

Orange, say something, buddy.

Please.

Huh?

- Hey, that's not Orange, that's Little Apple.

- And I would've gotten away with it too

if it weren't for that pesky Knife.

- Hey, did someone say, "Knife?"

(Tomato screams) (Marshmallow screams)

- Whoa! - Ow.

- Whoa, now that's fool for thought. (laughs)

(whoopee cushion whooshes)

Hey! (both laughing)

- Where is it?

Where is it?

- Oh, oh, there it is.

- Where, where?

- I dunno, what are we looking for? (laughs)

- The TV remote.

MC Goat-Yells' new music video is on

and I can't turn the TV off!

(goat bleats)

Aw, somebody make it stop!

- Oh, you looking for me?

Sorry, went to grab some lunch.

Boom.

- Aw, he was just getting to the good part. (laughs)

- Too bad you can't pause real life too, huh, Remote?

(laughs)

- Pause real life?

Oh, I can do that.

(Orange laughs) Boom.

- This changes everything!

(upbeat music)

- I guess I never thought it was a big deal.

I mean, I am a universal remote.

- Is that even remotely possible?

- (laughs) Remote.

- Hey, guys, what's cookin'?

- Hey, hey, Little Apple, hey!

- Yeah, Orange?

- Pause. - Huh?

- What are you doing?

- Come on, don't pause our friends.

- Why not?

It's fun. (laughs)

- I feel so violated.

(remote thuds)

- Hey, Little Apple, hey.

Blink zero times if you're a vegetable.

(laughs) Knew it, vegetable.

- Orange!

- All right, all right.

I'll stop playing around and press play. (laughs)

- Whoa, what happened?

I feel woozy and--

- Subtitles, Spanish!

French.

German.

- Stop it, Orange!

- (groans) Put me down!

(glass shatters) - Sorry, Remote.

I didn't mean to push your buttons. (laughs)

- That's it!

Orange, you've lost your remote privileges.

(Orange groans)

You okay, Remote?

- Yeah, it's just I never realized I had such--

- Power? (laughs)

'Cause he has a power button.

(both groan)

- Just remember, Remote,

with great power comes great responsibility.

- Help, help me!

- Oh, no, that loaf of bread is in trouble!

- I'm on it, pause!

- Whoa, thanks, buddy.

I was almost toast. (laughs)

And by the way, Knife!

(Orange screams)

- Did you really half to do that? (groans)

- Oh, no, Orange!

(Orange screaming)

- I'm too late.

- Orange, no!

He's been juiced.

- I told him he was getting too ripe.

Why didn't he listen?

- Wait, I wonder.

Rewind!

(Orange screaming)

(Orange speaking gibberish)

- Hurray! - Hurray!

- Hurray!

- Wow, thanks for the instant replay, Remote.

- My pleasure, always happy to help.

- Well, duh, you are a control freak. (laughs)

- (laughs) Yes, very funny.

- What's that?

I can barely hear you.

What, are your batteries getting low?

- Hey now, that's a very common problem.

- Calm down, it's fine.

Besides, it's not like anybody watches TV anymore. (laughs)

- So, I'm guessing you guys are okay with this.

- Totes.

- Totes.

- Great now, now I can finally watch my favorite show

in peace and quiet.

Go, go, MC Goat-Yells!

(goat bleating)

- No! - No!

- What up, fruit lovers?

A to the O here with the whole gang.

Say "hey" everybody.

- Hi. (fruits chattering)

- Today we're doing a never before seen challenge,

the Scare Pear Challenge.

Ooh!

(upbeat music)

- Cool sounds like a bundle of fun.

- It's a fundle of fun for sure. (laughs)

Here's how it works,

Pear's gonna sit his little heinie here

and one by one me and the gang are gonna take cracks

at making him scream the loudest.

We all excited to do this?

- Ya! (fruits cheering)

- No.

- Then it's unanimous.

Here's the Scare Pear Challenge comin' at ya. (laughs)

(Pear groans)

(dramatic music)

- Hi, Pear.

- Hey, Marshy.

- I don't wanna scare you, I wanna hug you.

Is that okay?

- Sure, I mean, you could try.

It's kinda hard to hug someone when you don't have any--

- Tentacles? (dramatic music)

(Pear screams)

(laughs) Did I scare you?

- Yeah, kinda.

How did ya?

- Thanks, Baby Octopus.

- Anything for a friend.

Bye.

- Marshy, you got some weird friends.

Cute, but weird.

- The Scare-O-Meter gave Pear's scream 75 decibels.

Marshy takes the lead.

- Yay!

(dramatic music)

- [Little Apple] Boo, I'm a scary ghost.

- Yeah, you're something all right.

- Oh, man, are you really not scared?

- Sorry, Little Apple, not scared at all.

- Aw, and to think I went to all the trouble

of studying up on ghosts at the library

before it burned down.

(dramatic music) - The library burned down?

No!

- (laughs) Gotcha, Pear.

- The library didn't burn down?

Oh, thank goodness.

- That's 76 decibels.

Congrats, Little Apple, you've moved into the lead

by the smallest of margins. (laughs)

(Little Apple groans)

(dramatic music)

- Excuse me,

could somebody tell me what I'm doing here again?

- You're trying to scare me, Grandpa Lemon.

- Oh, I see.

I've got a little trick up my sleeve.

Here, take these. (teeth whoosh)

- Ew!

- Okay, I'll be back.

- Where is he going?

Hello?

Grandpa Lemon?

Anybody?

What the heck is going on?

Where is everybody?

- Right here. (Pear screams)

(horn blares)

(Grandpa Lemon laughs)

- How did you do that?

- A magician never reveals his. (snores)

- Oh, good grief.

- The Scare-O-Meter gave it an 85.

Congrats to Grandpa Lemon, our new front runner.

- Thank you kindly. (Pear screams)

(dramatic music)

- You don't stand a chance, bro.

I brought the scariest thing of all time.

A tarantula.

- I'm not scared of tarantulas.

- You're not?

Even though they're huge and hairy and could eat you?

- Nope.

But it seems like you are.

- Nuh-uh, I'm not scared of anything.

- Then open the cage.

- Maybe I will.

- Cool, so do it.

- I'm gonna.

- When?