Why, yes. Yes, you can.

I'm here to report a terrible crime.

And what terrible crime is that?

This one.

Aw, shit.

I told this all wrong. Quick history lesson.

This all started when the Joker and I broke up.

It was completely mutual.

And soon enough, I was back on my feet,

ready to embrace the fierce goddess within.

♪ It's oh so quiet ♪

Now that I've cut ties with Mr. J...

I'm about to learn that a lot of people want me dead.

♪ You're all alone ♪

And at the top of that list...

is this guy.

♪ And so peaceful until ♪

But it turns out...

Mmm.

...I wasn't the only dame in Gotham

looking for emancipation.

♪ You fall in love zing, boom ♪

He's after all of us.

-♪ Sky up above ♪ - The kid just robbed him.

♪ Zing, boom ♪

You betrayed him. You killed his BFF.

♪ Wow, bam! ♪

What?

You are so cool.

And you're dumb enough to be building a case against him.

So, unless we all want to die very unpleasant deaths...

we're gonna have to work together.

- Sure. - Yes!

Psychologically speaking,

vengeance rarely brings the catharsis we hope for.

Yeah.

Are we ready?

♪ You blow a fuse ♪

♪ Zing, boom ♪

♪ The devil cuts loose ♪

♪ Zing, boom ♪

♪ So what's the use? ♪

♪ Wow, bam ♪

Whoo! Turn it up!

♪ The sky caves in ♪

♪ The devil cuts loose ♪

♪ You blow blow blow blow your fuse ♪

♪ When you fall in love ♪

Oh, shit. Is that a hyena in a bathtub?

I named him Bruce after that hunky Wayne guy.