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  • (rock music)

  • - Mallory, what are we making?

  • - Actually I don't know.

  • (both laugh)

  • - We showing people how to smuggle booze on a cruise ship.

  • The thing with cruise ships is

  • they don't like you to bring on your own alcohol,

  • okay you show up there with your bottle of rum

  • they can take it from you and put it in storage

  • or something and give it to you at the end,

  • because they make their money on alcohol sales, okay?

  • - That makes sense.

  • - But their drinks expensive.

  • - Yeah.

  • - So here's how you beat the system.

  • - Ooh!

  • - [Man] First thing's first you want to get yourself

  • one of these green Listerine bottles, right,

  • and you want to gently cut right along edges,

  • you see what I'm saying?

  • Get right in there.

  • - What?

  • - [Man] Yeah, I told you the smuggling operation okay,

  • if you're already, you know, (unclear)

  • then you don't want to step in on this one.

  • I got it.

  • - [Mallory] Okay.

  • - [Man] Bingo.

  • (both laugh)

  • - So now we empty out the Listerine.

  • - And save it because we all know it's very expensive.

  • - Exactly because I need to use this again.

  • - Yeah you will.

  • - Girls love my fresh breath.

  • - (laughs)

  • - Smell that? Sexy. - Gross.

  • - So once empty you have to wash it out,

  • you don't want any Listerine residue, homeboy.

  • - No no no.

  • - This here bottle's clean, put in our funnel,

  • go ahead pour in a bottle of vodka.

  • - Okay.

  • I have a question, why are we using this funnel?

  • - [Man] You don't have to but I like

  • to use the funnel to keep everything neat.

  • - Oh.

  • - So now we gotta make this look like that green Listerine.

  • So I need you to put in three drops of blue,

  • one drop of green, okay?

  • - [Mallory] Okay.

  • - We're using food coloring.

  • - Oh my gosh.

  • - This will not destroy the integrity of your water.

  • - Your water?

  • - I mean of your booze- one, two, three.

  • - [Mallory] And then one drop of green.

  • - [Man] And one drop of green, perfect!

  • Now we'll cover this up and give it a nice little shaking.

  • - Oh my God! That looks like the blue Listerine mouthwash!

  • That is genius.

  • - [Mallory] Okay, how much?

  • - [Man] Just like a shot, uh-

  • - [Mallory] Oh! (laughs)

  • This is going to be a strong drink!

  • - [Man] Hit that with some orange juice. (laughs)

  • Okay.

  • - I have to pee.

  • - (laughs) I'm not cutting that, okay?

  • I have to pee… how old are you, 12?

  • - (laughs)

  • - And there you have it, a Listerine smuggling operation.

  • - Oh my God I didn't know you were filming.

  • (laughs) Cheers!

  • - Tastes just like vodka.

  • Now be advised cruise ships might be

  • slightly hip to this because there are

  • a couple of videos online about this,

  • and you could play with this color to change it up,

  • go a little bit easier on the blue maybe a little bit

  • more green to bring the color out even a little bit more.

  • So cruise ships might be a little hip to this, okay?

  • So what you want to do is if you go with your girl,

  • wrap your Listerine in her underwear

  • and when my boy touches it you go, "Hey!

  • "That's my woman's underwear!

  • "I want to see the admiral right now!

  • "Bring me the freakin' admiral homeboy,

  • "what kind of pervert are you?"

  • That's right get upset, you know what I mean?

  • You go with the family wrap it in granny's drawers

  • because even if my boy sees it,

  • he could be like, "Ain't no way I'm touching that,

  • "go ahead, go ahead homeboy, go ahead, you deserve a drink,

  • "after wrapping it in grandma's underwear," alright?

  • Tipsy Bartender,

  • I'm just trying to help people survive in this bad economy.

  • - Life lessons from Tipsy Bartender.

  • - [Man] Let me see the freakin' admiral goddammit.

  • Call Barack Obama! Violating my rights.

  • Check out Nicky Limo making an apple jack shot

  • or Kazaya making a candy corn cocktail,

  • or click on Mallory for more of her videos,

  • and find us on Facebook and Twitter at Tipsy Bartender.

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