It's another beautiful day in Minecraft

and today is a very special day. Isn't that right, Sven?

*bark*

That's right.

Hey Boat Cow, play the music.

Okay, keep playing, Boat Cow.

For many years, me and Sven have built together this structure,

a structure that symbolizes the power of friendship, the power of love, and the power of perseverance.

I introduce to you...

...the giant meatball.

*anime wow*

That's right.

Take it in, take it in in all it's glory

There is finally peace, on earth

Isn't that right, chicken?

*Quack*

Water Sheep died for this, you know.

He died to make this possible.

Without water sheep, there would be no giant meatball.

Why did I build a giant meatball you might ask?

For Water Sheep.

This meatball represents everything that water sheep believed in:

Friendship,

loyalty,

trust,

and all those good things *laugh* that he stood by.

What if Water Sheep was here alive today?

I know he would be proud.

No one loved meatballs more than Water Sheep.

He was like a father to me.

He was like the son that I never had.

And I loved him

I may have shown it in weird ways, Sven.

I may have not always been the nicest.

And you know what, I'll admit, I may not have always been perfect.

But my god

The meatball

Stands tall

And I'm so proud to call myself...

An American

*never mind* I don't even know...

Stop jumping in boats, Sven! Please!

I know you're excited, but I haven't even shown...

*sad* look at depressed cow over there.

I haven't even shown you guys the best bit.

So I've been messing around with redstone.

I've spent a lot of time with this Redstone and god I hope it works

Sorry Sven. You can't ride this; it might break.

You just gotta hit this, and then...

Voila baby.

It's as glorious on the inside

as it is on the outside.

Italian leather exterior...

All handcrafted...

by one Scandinavian Swede.

This took a lot of time!

I'm not gonna lie, I think the elevator

took more time for me to build.

I thought: "okay cool, I'll build an elevator".

"That'll be epic".

Ummmm

Nah, it's not epic.

I mean, it's super fun, like...

I love riding it...

I want it...

The idea was to have something go all the way, all the way to the top.

The very top, and I'm like:

No.

*Laughs*

I'm tired of farming piston steel material

I'm tired of the circuits always messing up and I don't understand why

But, It works pretty well.

I'm like, it's really fun to ride it.

The thing is, like...

Sven! stop teleporting, you scare me

What if Sven rides it?

Oh my god, I never thought...

He's probably too short, I think he is too short, yeah

Sorry Sven, you're too short

Ha Ha

Let's try it

The thing is, I know you can build elevators..

Probably way smarter.

I guarantee you that

I just wanted to try it out myself

I know I could probably do it easier as well if i had the… uh

The sticky pistons

I don't have sticky! I don't have slime!

I don't have sticky

Ouch

I don't have sticky poo poo

Alright I'm not going near this place when it's dark

Too many creepers

Have blown up my circuits

Too many times...

For me to leave it around at dark

It ain't happening.

Alright, but let me show you.

Seriously, I had so much fun building the elevator.

Like, I know it's janky and whatever.

But I, I didn't realize redstone was so fun to just mess around with.

Okay, so I want Sven to ride it.

Sven! Come here.

I want to see if it works. I'll be so happy.

Yeah sometimes, sometimes it breaks

Sometimes it breaks. It's fine.

Sven, where are you?

Helloooo?!

He's, like, stuck in the elevator.

Sven?

Oh, there you are. Okay.

Hey, can you come down here?

It's a ball inside of a ball.

What else do you want, baby?

Alright come on. Let's do this, Sven.

Cool, inside the fence he teleports.

Alright, follow me

I'm just gonna put the leash on you Sven

Because you're being a little difficult

Yeah this is going to be a problem

Fine I'll make a special door for you Sven

Sven! You're being very difficult

Don't be shy

I'ts going to break the whole thing

SVEN! Please!

Please

Please

Go!

Go

No, no! No!

I know you don't like tight spaces anymore after what happened

in '86 *machine gun fires*

Come on

Geebalibaa

Never have kids

Please, thank you, thank you

Sven is going to go for a ride

Listen I know you're scared of elevators..

It's fine! Trust me

Are you sitting? All right, here we go

Three

Two

One

*laughter*

Wow! How was that Sven?

Did you enjoy it?

Can you be quiet out here?

alright you can stand

So basically, the way it works..

It's a staircase.

It's a glorified staircase

One signal goes to the upper ones

One signal goes to the pusher ones

And they're one tick in delay

And then...

...I don't know

It just took me a lot of time to figure out how redstone works

Isn't that right Sven?

*sigh* and a lot of wool

First I used stone, and i think the circuits would still connect

And I didn't understand why

But then I saw other people use wool

So I'm like, okay I guess I'll use wool

And then these added delay, even if you dont add delay to them

Which added another mystery to the problem

But basically, it goes

One

One, Two

One, Two, Three

One, Two, Three, Four *eep!*

SVEN!

Where is he?

There you are.

There you are. He's fine

Eat something

*Woof*

Uhh, wait what happened here

Does it double step here?

Is that even possible?

Is that even possible? Wait

Where's the next step?

It pushes here,

It pushes here, pushes here

It pushes here, pushes here, pushes here...

It pushes you up THERE!?

*laughs*

It still works apparently, okay cool

I didn't know that was possible

Let me try

What?

Oh my god, it skips a step

That's genius

I don't even know what I built

So yeah,

I, uh..

*elevator sounds*

It's so satisfying, I love the sound.

That's why it gets stuck sometimes, my god!

I was planning to put carpet all around here

And maybe, like put a floor here.

You could have a really big floor.

Right?

And then

I thought it could be cool maybe...

Can you do, like, catapults and stuff??

'Cause then, like, if I had Joergen here

and we head out on adventure, we could catapult out there into the water

These are just ideas I have

I want to build, Sven. I want to build.

It's so fun to build.

I LOVE MINECRAFT!

Oh yeah, Joergen is gone, I forgot.

*eternal sadness*

I lost Joergen.

I have looked everywhere, Sven

Today...

we bring back Joergen.

He has to be out somewhere.

He wouldn't just dis...

*moo*

Excuse me?

Excuse me?! Water Cow?

You're good for one purpose, and one purpose only!

Actually 2

Playing music

And your delicious 'juice', thank you

Oh, that's right, we...

W-WHAT??

*Laughing*

Minecraft just keeps on surprising. I didn't know you could do this

Why can you do this?

*moo*

♪ Me and Boat Cow ♪

♪ Forever and ever ♪

♪ Going on adventures and drinking his juice ♪

Damn, that was beautiful

Thanks, Boat Cow. You're the best.

Okay.

I really miss Water Sheep. I'm not gonna lie.

I'm not over Water Sheep.

I'm not over Joergen being lost.

I'm not over anything.

I'm honestly hurt,

I'm confused,

and, you know, depression shows its way in many forms.

And I chose to build a giant meatball.

Other people do other things.

Okay?

But now that meatball is built...

I still feel the pain.

It's still there.

Let me see if I can find something else.

Like a substitute, right? I need to make this right.

Hello there.

*Quack*

Do you know water sheep?

*Quack*

I'll tell you all about him

He was the best

*quack*

"He was like a father to me?"

How did you know that?!

*laughs*

Watch out for lava now

Don't want you to get hurt

*mutters* oh my god, idiot

Cool, you just ruined my life

Oh okay, never mind

You're the lucky new Water Sheep

It's an honor and a privilege

Where's the bell?

Here we go

Oh my god, the meatball appears before Ikea tower

*laughs*

My god, it's so beautiful

I was thinking of putting a Swedish flag on top

But I just got really tired of farming

It looks kinda like a deathstar or something

Cool, I'm glad Sven is taken care of

Oh my god!

I knew you were evil, he's talking to spider!

Evil chicken!

*quack*

My god!

How can you do this chicken??

*furious dinging*