ROOMMATE MEETING!

- GOGO, WHAT THE HELL? I'VE GOT A HANGOVER!

- I DON'T GIVE A [bleep]

ABOUT YOUR HANGOVER, OKAY, BRENDAN?

I WANT A ROOMMATE MEETING, AND I WANT IT NOW!

OKAY.

NOW, SOMEBODY'S BEEN TAKING [bleep]

OUT OF THE REFRIGERATOR

AND THROWING IT ON THE GROUND,

AND IT'S PISSING ME OFF.

IS THIS ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR STUPID PRANKS, JONALD?

- NO. AND YOUR PRANKS ARE STUPID.

- IS IT YOU, MONDAY? - WHAT?

[eerie music] - I SAID,

SOMEBODY'S BEEN TAKING [bleep] OUT OF THE FRIDGE

AND THROWING IT ON THE [bleep] GROUND.

AND I WANT TO KNOW WHO IT IS,

BECAUSE IT'S NOT FUNNY!

- WELL, WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS,

WHO KEEPS PULLING THE SHEETS OFF MY BED

AND HANGING THEM FROM THE CEILING FAN AT NIGHT?

- WAS THAT YOU, MONDAY? - WHAT?

- HAVE YOU BEEN TAKING EVERYBODY'S SHEETS OFF THEM

IN THE NIGHT AND HANGING THEM FROM THE CEILING FANS?

- WHAT? NO.

- WELL, CLEARLY, SOMEONE'S BEEN DOING THAT!

[glass shatters] - WHOA!

WHO DID THAT?

- YEAH! WHO THE [bleep] JUST DID THAT?

- WHICH ONE OF YOU JUST THREW THAT BOTTLE?

- WHAT ARE WE EVEN TALKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW?

- DID YOU [bleep]ING THROW THAT BOTTLE, JONALD?

- NO, GOGO!

[bleep] YOU! I DIDN'T THROW IT!

- WELL, DID YOU [bleep]ING THROW THAT BOTTLE, BRENDON?

- YEAH! YOU WOULD DO THAT, BRENDON.

- DUDE, NO! I DIDN'T THROW THE BOTTLE!

- WELL, SOMEBODY THREW THAT [bleep]ING BOTTLE,

AND YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DREW DICKS ON EVERYONE'S FOREHEAD!

- YEAH, YOU DID DO THAT!

- BUT DICKS ARE HILARIOUS, THOUGH!

THIS IS JUST DESTRUCTIVE!

WHAT ABOUT YOU, MONDAY?

DID YOU THROW THAT BOTTLE?

[low growl] - WHAT BOTTLE?

- THE [bleep]ING BOTTLE, DUDE!

IT JUST SMASHED AGAINST THE WALL,

AND YOU EVEN SAID SOME [bleep] ABOUT IT!

- WELL, I DIDN'T THROW A BOTTLE.

- WELL, OBVIOUSLY, IT WASN'T PING.

HE'S GOT THE BEST GRADES IN THE HOUSE.

- [hisses]

- GOOD POINT, PING.

COME ON, GUYS, LET'S COOL IT WITH THE PROFANITY.

YOU KNOW PING'S VERY RELIGIOUS.

- [growls]

[guys groaning]

- AW, PING! - UGH!

- COME ON!