字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント - [laughing] COOLIO, MAN. OH, YEAH, "SOITAINLY." OH, HEY, I GOTTA GO. YEAH, TERRY OUT. - TERRY, HOW YOU DOING, MAN? - HEY, PRETTY GOOD, GABE. OH, GOT SOMETHING ON YOUR SHIRT. - NOT TODAY, TERRY. - LOOKS LIKE GABE'S COME OUT TO PLAY. YOU DO HAVE SOMETHING ON YOUR SHIRT, DUDE. - NO, I DON'T. - YEAH, YOU KIND OF DO. - NO, I'M PRETTY SURE I DON'T. - GOT A CLEAN SHIRT AT MY DESK IF YOU WANT ME TO GET IT FOR YOU. - DON'T SEE WHY THAT WOULD BE NECESSARY. - BECAUSE THE SHIRT YOU HAVE ON RIGHT NOW, IT'S NOT CLEAN. - EXCEPT FOR THAT IT IS. - ME, I HAVE A CLEAN SHIRT. - OH. - YOU, YOU HAVE SOME SCHMUTZ ON YOUR JAMMY-JAM. - NO, THERE IS NO SCHMUTZ ON MY JAMMY-JAM. - YOKNOW WHAT? WHY DON'T I JUST GET IT FOR YOU? - YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU DO THAT? - YEAH. AND THERE WE GO. - DID YOU GET IT? - [laughing] I ALMOST GOT YOU. I WAS THAT CLOSE. - ALMOST, YEAH. - I MEAN, I'M THINKING, "DAMN, HE'S GOOD." [both laughing] BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUNNY THING IS? - WHAT'S WHAT? - NOW I GUESS FROM WHEN I DABBED YOUR SHIRT WITH THE PAPER TOWEL, AND I'M NOT PLAYING THE GAME RIGHT NOW, BUT I ACTUALLY--I MUST HAVE GOT SOME PAPER-TOWEL FUZZ ON YOUR SHIRT, SO... [dramatic music] ♪ ♪ - HEY, HOW LONG HAS KAREN BEEN WEARING HER HAIR UP LIKE THAT? - I DON'T WANT YOU TO HAVE TO GO THROUGH THAT. AND I'M SORRY IT HAPPENED. - HEY, TERRY, WHAT'S GOING ON? - UH, NOTHINING. - HAVING A GOOD MORNING? - YE-- - I'M HAVING A [bleep] TERRIFIC MORNING. - GREAT. - HOPE THERE IS NOTHING ON MY SHIRT. 'CAUSE I CAN'T LOOK DOWN. - OH, NO, DUDE, WE'RE NOT DOING THAT RIGHT NOW, OKAY? THERE'S NOTHING ON YOUR SHIRT. NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR SHIRT. EVERYTHING'S NOT ABOUT YOU. I'M TRYING TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH KAREN RIGHT NOW, SO... - YOU OKAY, TERRY? - IT JUST PISSES ME OFF. [cell phone vibrates] - [screams] I GOT IT. I GOT IT. THERE'S NO WAY-- OH, YEAH, YEAH, I DO HAVE SCHMUTZ. THERE'S SCHMUTZ ALL OVER ME NOW. HE CAN'T DENY THAT. TERRY'S NOT GOING TO KNOW WHAT HIT HIM. [laughs] I WILL WIN! WHAT-- WHAT HAPPENED? - TERRY DIED. - I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. HEY, TERRY. IT'S GABE. I, UM--I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT, UM... THAT YOU DIDN'T GET ME, TERRY. YOU DIDN'T GET ME, BECAUSE ON THE DAY THAT YOU DIED, THERE WAS SCHMUTZ ON MY SHIRT. SO GUESS WHO WINS THE GAME, TERRY. I DO. I WIN. [laughing] YOU LOSE. AAH! [crying] OH, TERRY. HE FLICKED ME.