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♪ The Addams family ♪
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(CROWD CHEERING ON TV)
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Oh, these conventions, they're so exciting!
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I remember the first time I voted.
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1906.
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Now, Mama, you know there was no woman suffrage in 1906.
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That didn't stop me.
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You're a real Addams.
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What's all the noise?
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The conventions, Morticia, the conventions.
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Oh, I do wish they wouldn't shout so.
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It keeps little Pugsley's octopus awake.
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The poor thing's getting rings under his tentacles.
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And my African strangler, too.
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It just loses all desire to strangle anyone.
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(VOLUME DECREASES)
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Oh, thank you, Thing.
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Dear Thing.
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It sets such a good example for us.
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Show-off.
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Uncle Fester!
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Now, you know I don't like petty jealousies.
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Where's Gomez?
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He's down in the playroom hanging pictures.
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Oh, dear. I do hope he isn't hanging the picture of Cousin Grisly
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facing the firing squad down there.
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It looks so right in the hall.
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What are you doing, darling?
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Just getting the playroom into the election spirit.
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Is he running again?
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No, but I thought I'd bring out the pictures of the men
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we Addamses have supported in the past.
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Very appropriate.
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We really backed Landon to the hilt.
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Yes. I must say he was a very good loser.
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No better than Al Smith here.
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Or Wendell Willkie.
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Or Adlai.
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Uncle Blight masterminded their campaigns.
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Old "Kiss-of-Death" Blight, they called him.
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I never quite knew why.
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Grandpa Squint says it's an old family nickname.
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Grandpa knew his way around the political arena, too.
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Abe Lincoln begged him for his support.
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But there's the man who got it.
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Stephen Douglas.
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Darling, with all this natural political talent,
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shouldn't you be running for public office?
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No, we Addamses prefer to think of ourselves as king-makers.
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The man I've decided to throw my support to, in every way,
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is Leonard G. Quimby.
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Howdy, neighbor.
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How do you do?
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-Well, I see you've picked your man. -Yes, I have.
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Even heard you made a substantial contribution to his campaign.
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It's only money.
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Good.
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George Bass is my name.
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Addams here.
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Is all this yours?
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Well, we go back to the cemetery.
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We all do, sometime.
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It's nice to see citizens taking an interest in the election,
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even if they have backed the wrong man.
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Quimby? Why, he's our insurance man.
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Got us off the hook when my son, Pugsley,
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accidentally blew up the garage.
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But that's neither here nor there.
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(STUTTERING) You're right.
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My man promises to modernize the city,
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put in more streetlights, drain the swamps.
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Drain the swamps?
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That and more.
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Well, maybe I have been a little hasty.
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Do you have a picture of your man?
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Do I have a picture of my...
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There he is, the voice of progress.
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That's Sam L. Hilliard.
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Why, he's an old friend.
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I hope the L stands for Lucifer.
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Uh, it does, it does.
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Good. He's a fine man.
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Last time he was around here, he went away with the shakes.
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I wondered why.
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Uh, overworked. Then you'll vote for him?
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We'll do better than that.
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We'll go out and campaign for him.
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Wonderful! Wait till I tell Mr. Hilliard.
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Here.
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Welcome, fellow campaigner.
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Sorry, Quimby.
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You can sprinkle later, Tish.
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Take a look at this.
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I could have sworn he was bald.
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My dear. That's another man.
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That's our old friend from the School Board, Sam L. Hilliard.
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I've changed horses in midstream.
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That's the Addams way.
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Of course.
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The L stands for Lucifer.
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Very appropriate for a politician.
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But, darling, look at his platform.
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"Modernize the city, put in more streetlights,
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"drain the swamps!" Drain our lovely swamps?
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The man's an extremist.
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Querida mia, our swamps are safe.
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Mr. Hilliard won't do any of those terrible things.
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Don't you realize politicians always make extravagant promises?
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Fortunately I can see through their little games.
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Darling, you're so clever.
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I'm sure Mr. Hilliard will be very happy
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we've decided to join his campaign.
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(EXHALES) I can just see his face.
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No, no, no.
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I want no part of that Addams family.
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But they're good for a nice campaign contribution.
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You get it.
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Look, the public likes personal contact with the candidate,
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you know, the old handshake, the baby kissing.
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You've got to go over and welcome them officially.
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I'd rather lose.
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You may, if you don't lay your hands on some more campaign funds.
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Seriously?
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Seriously.
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It's still not worth it.
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(GOMEZ READING)
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(GRUNTING)
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Community pride, public service, civic duty.
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I wonder if we're doing the right thing.
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Don't you want to save our lovely swamps?
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Oh, that is a good cause.
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Besides, elections are fun.
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We should vote more often.
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How's this one?
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(READING)
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That's nice, Uncle Fester, and very original, too.
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Yours is nice too, my dear.
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Thank you, darling.
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You left the R out of "friend."
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I thought it looked better that way.
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By Jove, it does.
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I wonder why Mr. Hilliard hasn't called to thank us for joining his campaign.
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Busy, no doubt. That reminds me.
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I think I'll send Lurch over and invite Hilliard to a little strategy meeting.
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Our candidate. Welcome.
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Ah, Mr. Hilliard, how nice of you to join us.
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We've been up nights just planning and planning for you.
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What are you planning?
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Show him the wonderful sign you painted for him.
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"Everybody's fiend?"
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I didn't think you'd notice.
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Sit down, Mr. Hilliard, I'll have Lurch serve some refreshments.
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(GONG RESOUNDING)
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You rang?
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Name it, Mr. Hilliard. Coffee, tea?
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Brew?
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Oh, no, thank you.
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Won't you sit down, Mr. Hilliard?
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Mrs. Addams and I would like to discuss
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some campaign strategy with you.
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Look, I just remembered a speaking engagement.
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Yes, thank you.
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Now then, what's the key to every successful political campaign?
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Money.
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Exactly.
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Gomez is such a brilliant strategist.
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She really knows me.
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Sure, sure. Well, why don't you just
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make out a check for, say, uh, $5,000?
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A drop in the bucket.
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$10,000?
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$20,000 or nothing.
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$20,000?
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We insist.
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Well, if you put it that way.
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We do.
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But more important than money is how it's going to be spent.
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We have some wonderful ideas.
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Uh, like that sign?
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Better.
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Well, why don't you just make out a check
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and leave the campaigning to us.
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But these are sure-fire strategies.
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Number one: We wanna get our butler, Lurch, on television.
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We feel he'll appeal to the women's vote.
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Camera moves in. It's a close-up of Lurch.
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(GONG RESOUNDING)
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Lurch expresses himself on the candidacy of Sam L. Hilliard.
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(GROANING)
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Animal magnetism. You can't top that.
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(GROANING)
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Tell you what? Uh, make it $10,000.
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Our children can appeal to the junior voters.
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Junior voters? Kids don't vote.
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By George, you're right.
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Uh, how about $5,000?
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Gomez, darling, we'll still have to let
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the children go on television.
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They'll be so disappointed.
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Besides, they wrote such brilliant speeches.
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$2,500.
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You'll forget all about money when you hear the song
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that Uncle Fester wrote for you.
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A campaign song.
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$1,000.
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Uncle Fester!
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Uncle Fester, sing your campaign song for Mr. Hilliard.
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Ah, this will kill you.
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Oh, no.
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(GONG CLANGING)
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You...
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To the harpsichord, Lurch, we're gonna do the song.
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It's the kind of song that gets you right here.
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(GROANS)
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$500.
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(SCRAPING)
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(PLAYING HARPSICHORD)
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♪ Don't be a hog help clean up the bog
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♪ Vote for Sam L. Hilliard
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♪ He'll stick to the issue he may even kiss you
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♪ So vote for Sam L. Hilliard
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♪ Honest and fearless Sam L. is peerless
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♪ He's a man for always to come
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♪ So don't be a goat and just cast your vote
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♪ For the pride of our city's swamp ♪
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Well, what do you think?
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I think we've got more money than we need.
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Uncle Fester can do the song with special effects, too. He lights up.
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Lights up?
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(BUZZING)
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Don't worry about the flickering.
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We'll have him recharged.
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(RATTLING)
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I better go.
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Oh, you haven't seen anything yet.
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-Please, I-I-I'll give you a little money. -Oh, nonsense.
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-I'm really unworthy of your support. -Twaddle.
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I'm a grafter.
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You mean all your campaign promises are phony?
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As a $3 bill.
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I got a lot of $3 bills.
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I'm not going to do anything about the streetlights.
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Aha.
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The streets stay dark and gloomy.
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Wonderful.
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And the bogs and marshes, I'm gonna make them even boggier.
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Capital!
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I knew you'd appreciate my leveling with you.
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We do! We do, Mr. Hilliard.
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Oh, I almost forgot the most important thing. Our party mascot!
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We don't need a party mascot.
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Oh, yes, we do.
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The Democrats have their donkey,
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the Republicans have their elephant.
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Guess what we have?
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I couldn't begin to.
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We have Kitty cat.
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Kitty. Here, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty.
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(GROWLING)
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(YELLING)
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(YELPING)
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Don't frighten the poor dear.
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I'll send you a letter of apology first thing in the morning.
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Forgot your hat.
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Keep it!