中級 78 タグ追加 保存
動画の字幕をクリックしてすぐ単語の意味を調べられます!
単語帳読み込み中…
字幕の修正報告
You should just pick something.
I can't decide. There's so many options.
It's like, who even watches all this stuff?
How about "Flip My Aquarium"?
- Oh, God, never mind. - Yeah, that sounds terrible.
How about this? "Britain's Smallest Pies."
That sounds... fine?
Sure. Try it out.
[bleep]! We've got a live one, people!
What is it this time, boss?
Someone clicked on the tiny [bleep]in' pie show.
Why would someone click on that?
I don't know why, but they did.
And it's not real, so we need to make up something quick. Go on!
I'm sorry, what are we doing?
Your first day?
Buckle up, kid.
The majority of shows and movies on Netflix are fake.
Just catchy titles with nice-looking graphic boxes, so it looks like we have all the shows in the world.
Yeah, they're padding for real shows like "Stranger Things" and "Frasier."
So whenever somebody clicks on one of these fake bullshit titles like "Britain's Smallest Pies" or "Battery Hoarders" or "Santa Clarita Diet," we have to slap something together real quick.
All right, come on, people! We can't buffer forever, let's go!
- Lena. - What?
- Get the pie! - Pie?
- Get the pie! - Where, where?
- From the pie closet! - What?
- Smallest pie you find! - Okay, I'll find it!
Boss? We've got a pie.
Great! Now put it down!
We're ready for your voiceover.
Perfect.
- I'm sorry, are you British? - Huh?
Are you a pie?
Then get out of the shot! Get out of the shot.
All right. Everybody quiet down.
Everybody quiet down.
We're going live in three, two, one.
[in British accent] Pies come in all shapes and sizes.
But in this show they're all small.
Join us as we take a look at some of Britain's smallest pies.
This is it? This is boring as shit.
Yeah, I thought it was going to be like a competition or something?
No competition here. It's just... this.
Oh, thank God! They turned it off.
Great work, everyone. Great work!
Uh, boss. You're going to want to see this.
Now what?
The same couple. Now they're hovering over a title called "Big Pointy Houses." Looks like they're deciding between that and "The Shrimp Whisperer."
The [bleep] is wrong with these people?
Why can't they watch "Stranger Things" or "Frasier" like normal people?
Okay.
We have to prepare for both contingencies.
Martinez, find me stock footage of the biggest, pointiest houses you can. Go!
Jackson, call that guy you know, the one with the shrimp boat.
Go, go, go, go!
What if we don't have enough time for that?
We'll just play something else. Pretend it's a glitch.
A real show. I don't know, like "Frasier."
Crisis averted, sir. They picked "Black Mirror."
Oh, thank God. That was close.
- Oh, no. - What?
Some guy in Minnesota just pressed play on "Santa Clarita Diet"!
Okay. Get me Drew Barrymore!
Why is she so mad?
She's been down here for two seasons.
You know what? Let's just play "Frasier."
コツ:単語をクリックしてすぐ意味を調べられます!

読み込み中…

【コメディー】ネットフリックスの配信数がこんなに多い理由(How Netflix Manages to Have So Many Shows - Alternatino)

78 タグ追加 保存
Courtney Shih 2019 年 11 月 5 日 に公開
お勧め動画
  1. 1. クリック一つで単語を検索

    右側のスプリクトの単語をクリックするだけで即座に意味が検索できます。

  2. 2. リピート機能

    クリックするだけで同じフレーズを何回もリピート可能!

  3. 3. ショートカット

    キーボードショートカットを使うことによって勉強の効率を上げることが出来ます。

  4. 4. 字幕の表示/非表示

    日・英のボタンをクリックすることで自由に字幕のオンオフを切り替えられます。

  5. 5. 動画をブログ等でシェア

    コードを貼り付けてVoiceTubeの動画再生プレーヤーをブログ等でシェアすることが出来ます!

  6. 6. 全画面再生

    左側の矢印をクリックすることで全画面で再生できるようになります。

  1. クイズ付き動画

    リスニングクイズに挑戦!

  1. クリックしてメモを表示

  1. UrbanDictionary 俚語字典整合查詢。一般字典查詢不到你滿意的解譯,不妨使用「俚語字典」,或許會讓你有滿意的答案喔