Name: ハリー・ポッターと秘密のP****keller [フルHD] 字幕付き (Harry Potter und der geheime P****keller [Full HD] mit Untertiteln)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T08:29:30.000Z
Duration: 1 h 35 min 45 s
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The following video material originates from the movie "Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets" that was

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lovingly made by J.K. Rowling and Warner Bros. But it's been turned by new audio into a twisted, dirty and chaotic world...

...full of unnecessary vulgar language, bad jokes about minorities and without structured plot

"Harry Potter and the secret Porn Basement"

- Now just listen to it! - Shut your beak!

Hey, if I've got  a boner, I have to wank.

Yes, but you can you not at least stop this terrible music?

- Hey, that's' s a classic! - Turn off that gay music you wanker!

I have no idea where to put the cherry, definitely not on this empty space.

Your uncle wants to talk to you about this thing you're always doing upstairs

That's really disgusting! You're sick, boy.

Yeah, you know what's also sick? A guy who's three times fatter than me,

Who let's his wife bake a cake, while he rapes his son.

Oh, that's not true at all. Turn around, boy!

Let me straighten your bow tie. Do you like it when I touch you like this?

Hey, I can jerk whenever I want. After all, I'm Harry Potter, I'm famous, respect me!

You're only gonna be respected in this house, when you stop satisfying yourself.

As long as you have your penis under my table, you do respectable things with it,

Ah, now Fatty has touched the cake with his bogey fingers, but otherwise it's good, you can still eat it.

My asshole is so wide, I can stick my head through it.

Let's see if I can break my record of jizzing three times in a row now.

I am the Gilb, I make white clothes gray and dirty.

Do you also have problems with stains, which are difficult to clean?

and when I cum with it, then makes the really special stains, if you know what I mean.

Oh, that was really not in the job description.

and old, rotten towels, which you can wear as T-Shirts like I do, but they don't sell that well.

You probably think I'm buyable for everything?

Not that I would reject it, I really need the money.

Hey I'm sorry, you happen to be the perfect blowjob size

and I'll pull him out if you have to puke, okay?

Oh, Dobby has taken part in much worse things for money:

You know, right now I would really fuck anything! Even an ugly gnome like you.

I will demonstrate my blowjob technique on this wardrobe.

- You really don't have to demonstrate it on the wardrobe. - And now in the ear!

I believe you that you can do it without any proof.

That's just our nephew and he's fucking, uuuh

Ey now stop it, they'll think I'm fucking the cat or something!

Oh, you can't shock Dobby with anything anymore. The family I live with is pretty kinky, you know?

I can not say the name, but it begins with "M" and ends with "alfoy".

But you should know the boy, he goes to your school.

He is smeared all over with lube, heven his hair is dripping with it.

Do you know the term "crawl in someone's ass"? He literally does that!

Oh, you mean Draco Malfoy and his Sugar Daddy.

- keep it secret! - That was really not...

- I have to bash my head in with an Ikea lamp! - that hard of a riddle.

And then he said: "Now I know, we are on Pluto!"

Now let go of my lamp! I'm going to put you in the closet, you little fucker!

How many times have I told you, that you are forbidden to masturbate in this house ?!

Don't fuck the cat either, that's just as bad.

- At least not today. - Do you know this one? This is the brother of the middle finger,

And I don't want to know what you're hiding in the closet!

If you saw dildos in the closet, by any chance,

And what if Dobby found nudes of Harry Potter?

So what? Everybody knows them already. They hang in the common room.

But Dobby has to blackmail Harry Potter with something, to get money.

How else am I supposed to pay all those taxes from the GEZ?

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ハリー・ポッターと秘密のPkeller [フルHD] 字幕付き (Harry Potter und der geheime Pkeller [Full HD] mit Untertiteln)

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