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  • Hi there and welcome to How to Wash Goddamn Dish.

  • If your roommate sent you this video,

  • they're concerned that you may not know

  • how to get off your ass and wash a goddamn

  • dish for once in your pathetic life.

  • Don't worry, washing even one fucking dish isn't that hard.

  • It's so easy, there's no reason

  • not to do it you entitled piece of shit.

  • Step one is to find some dirty dishes,

  • here's a bunch, right in the sink where you left them.

  • That's right, they haven't gone anywhere.

  • No one's magic-ed them away,

  • and they haven't cleaned themselves.

  • Fun fact: you did notice them, you lying coward.

  • Here's some other places you may find dishes,

  • on the counter where you left them,

  • under your bed for some reason, everywhere I fucking look,

  • or even in your useless useless hands.

  • That's right, every time you use a goddamn dish,

  • that goddamn dish will have to be fucking washed.

  • Confusing? It shouldn't be. But here we are.

  • Fun fact: your helplessness is not a charming quirk.

  • Now that you know where the goddamn dishes are,

  • f**king wash them.

  • Take soap, a sponge, and a little personal responsibility

  • and look at that you're already done.

  • (laughs)

  • Makes you wonder why you haven't done it sooner.

  • Sure makes me wonder.

  • Now you may actually have a giant machine in your kitchen

  • who's sole responsibility is to wash goddamn dishes for you.

  • And if that's the case, you're a disgrace

  • who doesn't appreciate what you have.

  • Fun fact: your parents don't live here

  • and did a shitty job raising you.

  • And that's all there is to it.

  • Thanks for watching, I hope you learned something today.

  • If you didn't like the video,

  • why don't you send your roommate our last installment

  • "How to Talk to Someone Like an Adult Instead of

  • Sending Passive Aggressive Videos.」Brat.

Hi there and welcome to How to Wash Goddamn Dish.


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汚れたお皿の洗い方 (How to Wash a Goddamn Dish)

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