Welcome to the F.A.D.P.A.S.B.B.

Nice.

First annual Dude Perfect All Sports Baseball Battle.

Here we go!

Dude Perfect.

The rules of this battle are simple.

After each Round, the dude with the lowest score

will be eliminated.

Welcome to the first of three competitions.

Obviously, with all sports baseball battle

there will be a baseball theme running

through all the competitions.

However, we are starting off with some golf, long drive,

home run derby competition.

It's go time.

Purple Hoser, here.

First up, I got a metal bat in my hand.

A golf ball on a tee.

This is a childhood dream of mine.

We have elected to do it "Happy Gilmore" style.

So we have to start outside the brown circle.

Takin it to right field.

Oh!

That is a shot!

[FALLING WHISTLE]

That was a bomb job and a half!

Wow.

Wow!

Oh my!

We don't have any angles in the forest.

And it went past the forest.

What would you say to us after a hit like that?

Welcome to the show.

[CLAPPING]

Welcome to the show.

Let's go, baby!

Let's go!

I played one season of organized baseball.

A kid hit me on my first at bat and it scared me,

I'm not gonna lie.

Here we go!

Good luck, dude!

High!

You gotta go!

[FALLING WHISTLE]

Right center!

Oh!

It barely gets over!

Home run!

If someone hits inside the park, you're in the clear, baby.

Yes!

Folks, not great at golf.

Not great at baseball.

We're playing both today.

So we're looking for prayer.

Here we go.

[RECORD SLOWING]

[LAUGHTER]

High to right field!

And it is short!

Oh, no!

Folks, I am officially on the chopping block.

Do we have to run to first?

My dad had a high school baseball game

where he hit two home runs.

He kept the baseball bat, it was in our garage.

We saw it growing up.

That's my inspiration right now.

Dad, this is for you.

Here we go.

He's starting in the circle.

[RECORD SCRATCH]

Unfortunately, Cobes, before the match began it was very clearly

stated you had to start your "Happy Gilmore"

from outside the dirt.

We have to start outside the brown circle.

Start outside the brown circle.

Not only did you not do that, but you

walked up to about the batter's box and hit.

[DING] We need to meet with the Rules Committee real quick.

Just a sec.

[MICROPHONE SCREECH]

Ladies and gentlemen, after further review

the Committee has what we like to call a gift for Coby Cotton.

And that is the fact that even though you

should be DQ'd right at this very moment,

we will allow him one re-hit.

I started inside the circle.

They clearly stated in the rules that you needed

to start outside the circle.

So I'm going to take this opportunity

and make the most of it.

Oh, wow.

[FALLING WHISTLE]

Boom!

All right.

Well.

Ty, you're up.

Get it out of the park.

OK.

You move on.

Thank you.

Keep it in the park you'll probably still move on.

Yeah.

Here we come.

[RECORD SCRATCH]

[BEEP] [BEEP] [BEEP]

Well, the good news is you don't have

to hit it too far to move on to the second competition, which

is gonna be a good one.

My lanta!

[FALLING WHISTLE]

Na na hey hey hey Goodbye.

Hey, office needs a little bit of cleaning if you want

to go back there and start.

Hey, welcome to the finale.

I like our chances, huh?

Welcome to the finale.

Me too.

Me too!

I feel like you guys are saying something.

Second competition!

What's up, guys.

Welcome to Round 2.

While I was driving over here I realized something.

I have just won two straight battles,

which means if I can somehow pull this off today,

that's three.

Figure I keep this whole thing secret

so the guys won't see me talking about it.

Secret between us.

Let's go.

Welcome to Round 2 of All Sports Baseball Battle.

We've got baseball field goals.

We've gotten the first one worth 10 points, second worth 20,

third is worth 30.

Cory starting us off.

Here we go.

Let's go!

Whoo!

I'm in Round 2.

I feel pretty good about it.

But what I feel even better about is that my eyebrows back.

Oh, wow.

[LAUGHTER]

Let's do this.

[BUZZER]

Oh!

No!

The first one!

Hit number two.

It's up!

[BUZZER]

Oh!

No good!

[BUZZER]

Ahhh!

My lack of baseball experience caught up with me.

Cory, not a great performance.

That's OK, I've been there.

This one though, straight and true.

I'm ready!

Three, two, one go!

[DING]

It is good!

Kick number two.

Second kick is up!

[DING]

Good!

It is good!

It's deep!

Does it have enough?

[DING DING DING]

It's good!

He's walking to the finale!

He is.

What a performance from Coby Cotton!

Well done.

Thank you.

Moving on to the finale.

I'll go next.

That was one heck of a performance by Coby.

I just need to put one of these three through

and I'm into the finale.

Stay loose.

One, go!

First kick is up!

[BUZZER]

No good!

Second kick is way--

[BUZZER]

No good!

No good!

The final kick is up!

[BUZZER]

Oh!

It's no good!

I feel good about a tee off with this guy.

Or it could be with this guy too?

Nah!

Yeah!

No!

It's not gonna be with this guy.

Good luck out there, T.

You're up!

You're up!

Coby had a pretty good performance.

It's weird to say that, but he did.

All I got to do is put one through the uprights.

Two, one, go!

Oh no!

[BUZZER]

Left!

[BUZZER]

Oh!

[BUZZER]

That is unbelievable!

We're moving you three boys into a t-off!

First two to make it from 50 yards move on to the finale.

Here we go, boys!

Three, two, one, swing!

I got it!

Cory!

[DING DING DING DING]

[BUZZER]

Cory's safe!

I just squeaked into the finale.

So the dream is still alive.

Three in a row.

Let's go!

Tyler and Garrett, it's time for another t-off, boys!

Yeah!

Brothers.

Brothers.

I want to make a pact.

What?

Whoever wins this needs to go on to win the ship.

I agree.

OK, that's the pact we make.

Ladies and gentlemen, it all comes down

to this one final t-off.

Here we go, boys.

Three, two, one, swing!

[DING DING DING]

Yeah!

Oh!

He's done it!

Whoo!

So this will be three battles straight that I have not

lived up to the expectations that I put on myself.

Well, unfortunately, this isn't about you!

This is about the finale bros!

Yeah!

Whoo!

Yeah!

Whoo!

Ladies and gentlemen, it's finale time.

It all comes down to a hockey shootout baseball-style.

Oh, baby.

Two shots each.

High score wins.

Let's do it, boys!

Whoo!

We're really excited to introduce

to you, Gary the Goalie.

You think he missed the memo?

We're coming to an ice hockey rink here, Gary.

He wore swim trunks.

Good luck out there.

Hopefully you get theirs and miss mine.

All right, Purple Hoser Nation.

I'm up first, I barely squeaked into the finale.

But I've never been in the finale

with just both sets of twins, so right now I'm

putting a little added pressure.

I'm gonna win this sucker.

Here we go.

Here we come.

[BUZZER]

That was just pure contact.

[DING DING]

Yeah!

Whoo!

That's what I'm talking about!

Cor, you're up.

Garrett left the door open and I've got Coby after me.

So I feel pretty good about this.

I need to put a couple in the net and get that trophy.

Let's go.

[BUZZER]

Oh!

I hit the post.

I need to make this in order to force a shoot out with Garrett.

[DING DING]

Yeah!

Bang!

Gary a little help here.

Guys, my spidey senses are tingling.