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[RECORD STATIC]
♪♪ [ETHERIAL MUSIC]
[FILM ROLLING]
[TWINKLING]
[AUDIO DRONE]
[FILM ROLLING] [SWORD SWINGING]
[WOMAN] Wake up. You're gonna be late.
[ALARM CLOCK RINGING]
[SIGH]
♪♪ [HARP PLAYING] [CRYBABY VO] Wait. What was my dream again?
I remember feeling trapped in rising heat
and there were plastic or cardboard cutouts all around me
and my gums roots were pushing out my teeth
and the voice of a thousand angels said to me,
"It's temporary."
Maybe that should be my mantra as I step into what will inevitably be
the worst years of my life.
Ah yes, off to a world in which girls are to only wear pink dresses
and boys blue pants.
Well, I dyed my uniform and embroidered flowers on the sleeves.
[LAUGHS]
Speaking of, I should probably change into my uniform right now.
Nah, that shit's itchy. It can wait.
[HARP PLAYING]
Oh yea, and in my dream,
you know when the air below me was sucking my teeth out of their sockets,
I noticed that my front two teeth stayed
and the gap between them just kept getting larger and larger.
How's that even possible? I know right?
I wish my Mom wasn't passed out right now and could at least drive me to the bus stop.
Phillipe? What are you doing in there?
Don't scare me like that.
What was that angel's name again?
Was it Willy or Layla?
No, I think it was Lilith.
[BIRDS SINGING]
[KIDS TALKING AND LAUGHING ON THE SCHOOL BUS]
[SIGH]
Feel so sick.
[ANGELITA] I can't believe we have to do this.
Do you think we'll make any friends?
-I hope so, but at least we have each other. -That's true.
[GIRLS LAUGHING]
[BOY] Okay, okay. Stop. Stop.
[KIDS LAUGHING]
Seriously?
What does it say?
Real mature.
[BLUE BOY 1 AND BLUE BOY 2] Aw, sad wittle baby! Go on!
[KELLY] Does the bunny wabbit need some tissues?
[GIRL] I bet she has some in her bra.
[ANGELITA] It's okay, just ignore them. Just plastic assholes.
[BLUE BOY 1 & BLUE BOY 2] Crybaby, wah-wah!
[KIDS] Wah-Wah! Crybaby!
[KIDS] Wah-wah! Wah-wah, wah-wah!
[CRYBABY VO] This is K-12.
♪♪ ["WHEELS ON THE BUS"]
♪ I'm just looking out the window and it's cold outside ♪
♪ There are two boys yelling behind me and I'm terrified ♪
♪ Counting trees as they pass me by ♪
♪ And I'm trying not to look across the aisle ♪
♪ 'Cause Maya's letting Dan put his hand ♪
♪ Up her skirt and she's got her hand down his pants ♪
♪ I know the driver sees it ♪
♪ I know he's peeking ♪
♪ In the rear view mirror ♪
♪ He says nothing ♪
♪ Trying to ignore it ♪
♪ It's fucking boring, I'm quietly observing ♪
♪ I'm saying nothing ♪
♪ No one's watching us ♪
♪ Don't give a fuck ♪
♪ Wheels on the bus ♪
♪ I'm holding it down ♪
♪ Up in the front ♪
♪ Wheels on the bus ♪
♪ Oooh, oooh, oooh ♪
♪ Wheels on the bus ♪
♪ Now I'mma light it up and pass it ♪
♪ Puff, puff and pass it ♪
♪ Don't be a dick and babysit c'mon just pass it over here ♪
♪ Counting cars as they pass me by ♪
♪ And I'm trying not to look a row behind me ♪
♪ 'Cause Jason's got his ass on the glass ♪
♪ And I hate him, driver hit a bump fast ♪
♪ I know the driver sees it ♪
♪ I know he's peeking ♪
♪ In the rear view mirror ♪
♪ He says nothing ♪
♪ Trying to ignore it ♪
♪ It's fucking boring, I'm quietly observing ♪
♪ I'm saying nothing ♪
♪ No one's watching us ♪
♪ Don't give a fuck ♪
♪ Wheels on the bus ♪
♪ I'm holding it down ♪
♪ Up in the front ♪
♪ Wheels on the bus ♪
♪ Oooh, oooh, oooh ♪
♪ Wheels on the bus ♪
[HORN HONKING]
♪ Oooh, oooh, oooh ♪
♪ Wheels on the, on the bus ♪
♪ Oooh, ahh oooh, ooh ♪
♪ Wheels on the bus ♪
♪ No one's watching us ♪
♪ Don't give a fuck ♪
♪ Wheels on the bus ♪
[HORN HONKING] ♪ I'm holding it down up in the front ♪
♪ Wheels on the bus ♪
♪ Oooh, wheels on the bus ♪
♪ Oooh, wheels on the bus, ooh ♪
♪ Wheels on the bus ♪
♪♪
[SCREAMING]
[TIRES SCREECH]
[CAR CRASH INTO WATER]
♪♪ [SOMBER MUSIC]
[ANGELITA] C'mon! Get up! What are you doing?
[SCARED MUMBLING]
[KIDS] Ahhhhh...
[STRING MUSIC]
[HARP MUSIC]
[WIND]
We should hang here more often.
It's so much better up here.
[BOY] This isn't real... this isn't real...
-Should we land this thing? -Mmmm neh.
[BOY] I'm gonna jump out this window!
[HARP MUSIC]
[SCREAMS]
[WIND]
[BELL CHIMING]
I don't know why people are so scared of death.
I agree. It's just another part of life.
You start in the womb and you end in the tomb.
Wait a second. Where is everybody?
I don't know if it's because it's cold in here,
but I'm getting kind of a creepy chill down my back.
-I love it! -I love it! [STARTLING MUSIC]
-What even was that? -Scary.
-[SIGH] What's the room number again? -222.
-[CRYBABY] 221. -[ANGELITA] 223.
[CRYBABY AND ANGELITA] 222.
[DOOR KNOB TURNING AND OPENING]
[MS.DAPHNE] Class, would you like to inform
Crybaby and Angelita of what rule they did not follow today?
[WHOLE CLASS] When the bell rings, you must be in your assigned seat.
What are ya deaf? Sit your asses down!
[CRYBABY AND ANGELITA] Sorry Ms. Daphne.
[LOUDSEAKER NOTIFICATION BEEPS]
[LOUDSPEAKER] All must stand for the pledge of allegiance.
All rise!
[MS. DAPHNE] Henry! On your feet!
[LOUDSPEAKER AND STUDENTS] I pledge allegiance to the flag
[LOUDSPEAKER AND STUDENTS] of the United States of America and to the Republic
-[CLASS] for which it stands. -[MS. DAPHNE] I'm being generous with you, boy.
-[LOUDSPEAKER AND STUDENTS] One nation under God -Last chance to stand
-[LOUDSPEAKER AND STUDENTS] indivisible -and show some respect.
[LOUDSPEAKER AND STUDENTS] with liberty and justice for all.
You hear that? Liberty and justice for all?
That's bullshit.
[BELL DINGS]
[DOOR OPENS]
-[MAN] Grab the boy. -[MAN] Get this one.
-[MAN] Quiet! -[HENRY] Get off me! I didn't do anything!
-[MAN] Take him to holding. -[MAN] Put him in the back. This is what you get.
[DOOR SLAMS SHUT]
♪♪ ["CLASS FIGHT"]
♪ It was the middle of class and the teacher wasn't looking ♪
♪ Kelly had a fat ass and trouble was cooking ♪
♪ She had a boy wrapped around her finger tight ♪
♪ I fell in love with him but he wasn't in my life ♪
♪ The teacher gave me notes to go out and give Kelly ♪
♪ She was kissing Brendan, I got jelly ♪
♪ I wanted to be in her shoes for one day ♪
♪ I just waited 'til recess to make her pay ♪
[GIRLS LAUGHING]
[DOOR CLOSES]
[LIGHT TURNING ON]
[CRYBABY] Angelita?
[ANGELITA] I'm over here. Can you hear me?
[CRYBABY] Yea, where are you?
[ANGELITA] I'm trying to follow your voice.
-[ANGELITA] There you are. -[CRYBABY] Finally.
How do they expect us to sleep in there?
I don't know. I am kind of sleepy though.
Well, wake up. I got that thrown at my head.
-Who drew this? -That girl Kelly.
I think she's tryin' to like rip my head off or something.
Well what are you gonna do? You gotta defend yourself.
I can't defend myself. I don't know how to fight, I just,
I don't even know how to do that--
-Ow! - Hold it together girl.
We are capable of doing whatever we want. Remember?
No. I can't, it's cheating.
Do you really think we'd have these abilities if we weren't supposed to use them?
-I don't know. I just feel like I'd have an unfair advantage. -Well, I don't know.
Why don't you call your Mom and ask her what she thinks you should do?
-My Mom? -Mmhmm.
No, it's okay. She's
probably sleeping right now and honestly I don't even think she would pick up the ph--
Fine.
She's not going to pick up.
We'll see.
[PHONE RINGING]
♪♪ ["CLASS FIGHT"]
♪ Mommy why do I feel sad ♪
♪ Should I give him away or feel this bad ♪
♪ No, no, no don't you choke ♪
♪ Daddy chimed in, go for the throat ♪
♪ For the throat, for, for the throat ♪
♪ Daddy chimed in, go for the throat ♪
♪ For the throat, for, for the throat ♪
♪ Daddy chimed in, go for the throat ♪
♪ Class fight ♪
♪ Class fight ♪
[KIDS LAUGHING AND PLAYING]
[LIGHT MUSIC]
[KELLY] Did you see what she was wearing?
Like it was embarrassing for everyone,
and, like, I told her. I was trying to be helpful. I gave her advice.
I was like, that's ugly.
[KELLY] And she took it like personally.
She was getting all mad about it, I was like I'm helping you.
-Hey, Kelly? -Stop. Don't interrupt me.
-[KELLY] Shhh. Still talking. -[GIRL] Yea, I--
[KELLY] I just don't understand why you wouldn't take my advice.
I give really good advice to people
and it's just a, are you even listening to me?
[FIGHT BELL RINGS]
♪♪ ["CLASS FIGHT"]
-Watch out! [SLAP] -[CRYBABY] Ugh!
[KIDS YELLING] [KELLY SLAPS CRYBABY REPEATEDLY]
[KIDS CHANT] Fight! Fight! Fight!
[KNIFE IS PULLED]
[KIDS CHANT] Fight! Fight! Fight!
[KELLY LAUGHING] [CRYBABY SCREAMING]
[TENSE MUSIC]
[MS.DAPHNE] What the fuck!
-♪ Her face was fucked up and my hands were bloody ♪ -[KELLY] What are you doing?
-[KELLY] Put me down you freak! -♪ We were in the playground things were getting muddy ♪
♪ The teacher broke us up after I broke her ♪ [KELLY CHOKING]
♪ And my one true love called me a monster ♪
♪ Mommy why do I feel sad, feel sad, feel sad, feel sad ♪
♪♪
[MS. DAPHNE] Would have thought that young ladies like you would
-know better -Quit it! My mom spent good money getting these ears done.
You have really blown it this time. Sit down.
I mean it.
[CRYBABY VO] I shouldn'tve lost control like that.
She's not a bad person, she's just projecting her insecurities onto me.
[KELLY VO] She didn't even leave a mark on me. I broke skin.
[CLOCK TICKS]
[PRINCIPAL] You said you dress as a woman now?
[MS. HARPER] Yes, I'm transitioning. Look--
[PRINCIPAL] Transitioning? No, no I can't
permit you to influence the children with this ridiculous behavior.
And so what from now on you want us to address you as--
Ms. Harper. Correct.
[MS. HARPER] The kids really connect with me.
I love my job and I'd really like to stay but I need to be my most authentic self.
I am a woman.
A woman?
[MS. DAPHNE] You hear this?
Mr. Harper you're fired.
[KID] Mmmm.
What are those?
[THOMAS] He forces us to take these pills.
Each color is a different dosage.
I'm on pink. It's the lightest dose.
Why is he forcing medication on everyone?
To control us.
So we can't leave.
[KELLY] That's fucking disgusting.
[SIGH]
[MUSIC HIT]
[CLOCK TICKS]
[PHONE RINGS]
♪♪ ["THE PRINCIPAL"] ♪ Sneaky greedy money seeking ♪
♪ Always peeping, fucking creeping ♪
♪ Got it on the down low ♪
♪ So you think you're always squeaky ♪
♪ What if I had told your mother ♪
♪ Her son was a cruel mother fucker hhhuhhh ♪
♪ It's not just me, it's everybody ♪
♪ Who thinks that you're fucking ugly when you come and hurt us ♪
♪ Just so you can get your money ♪
♪ Forced to follow the leader ♪
♪ Whose being possessed by demons ♪
♪ I tried to make you listen, but you won't, it's your way ♪
♪ Right? Killing kids all day and night ♪
♪ Prescription pills and online fights ♪
♪ Shooting at the angels while claiming you're the good guy ♪
♪ All you want is cash and hype ♪
♪ Fuck our dreams and that's not right ♪
♪ The principal ♪
♪ Oh, where's the principle ♪
♪ Oh, where's the principle ♪
♪ Oh, where's the principle ♪
♪ Oh, where's the principle ♪
♪ Oh, where's the principle ♪
♪ Complicated, overrated, you're fixated and elated ♪
♪ By the separation in this space that you've created ♪
♪ Fuck all of your rules and guidelines ♪
♪ You shouldn't even be on the sidelines ♪
♪ Can't you see that we're all hurting ♪
♪ If you're not teaching, we're not learning ♪
♪ Excuse me how much are you earning ♪
♪ I tried to make you listen but you won't, it's your way ♪
♪ Right? Killing kids all day and night ♪
♪ Prescription pills and online fights ♪
♪ Shooting at the angels while claiming you're the good guy ♪
♪ All you want is cash and hype ♪
♪ Fuck our dreams and that's not right ♪
♪ The principal ♪
♪ Oh, where's the principle ♪
♪ Oh, where's the principle ♪
♪ Oh, where's the principle ♪
♪ Oh, where's the principle ♪
♪ Oh, where's the principle ♪
♪ You don't know the pain that you are causing ♪
♪ Yeah, your actions hurt, so do your words ♪
♪ The more you try to fuck us over ♪
♪ We will be there yelling at your front door ♪
♪ I tried to make you listen but you want it your way, right ♪
[MS. DAPHNE CRYING]
Idiots! Save him!
[DOOR OPENING]
[DOOR CLOSING]
[BANGING ON DESKS]
♪♪ ["SHOW AND TELL"]
[CRANKING SOUND]
[LAUGHING]
[KIDS YELLING]
♪ You pull me by my hair, so I don't go nowhere ♪
♪ Tell me you love me but you treat me like I'm never there ♪
♪ You say the cruelest words ♪
♪ Yes, they break my heart ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm over here working my ass off ♪
♪ Why is it so hard to see, why ♪
♪ If I cut myself, I would bleed, ouch ♪
♪ I'm just like you, you're like me, mhmm ♪
♪ Imperfect and human are we ♪
♪ Show and tell ♪
♪ I'm on display for all you fuckers you see ♪
♪ Show you tell ♪
♪ Harsh words if you don't get a pic with me ♪
♪ Buy and sell, buy and sell me baby ♪
♪ Like I'm a product to society ♪
♪ Art don't sell ♪
♪ Unless you've fucked every authority ♪
♪ You beg and cry for more ♪
♪ And yet I'm on the floor ♪
♪ There are strangers taking pictures of me when I ask no more ♪
♪ It's really hard for me to say just how I feel ♪
♪ I'm scared that I'll get thrown away like a banana peel ♪
♪ Why is it so hard to see, why ♪
♪ If I cut myself, I would bleed, ouch ♪
♪ I'm just like you, you're like me ♪
♪ Imperfect and human are we ♪
♪ Show and tell, show and tell ♪
♪ I'm on display for all you fuckers you see, fuckers to see♪
♪ Show you tell, show and tell ♪
♪ Harsh words if you don't get a pic with me ♪
♪ Buy and sell ♪
♪ Like I'm a product to society ♪
♪ Art don't sell ♪
♪ Unless you've fucked every authority ♪
♪ Show and tell, ahhhem ♪
♪ Why can't you fucking hear me? ♪
♪ Show and tell, ahhem ♪
♪ Are you listening yet? ♪
♪ Show and tell, show and tell baby ♪
♪ I'm on display for all you fuckers you see ♪
♪ Show you tell ♪
♪ Harsh words if you don't get a pic with me ♪
♪ Buy and sell ♪
♪ Like I'm a product to society ♪
♪ Art don't sell ♪
♪ Unless you've fucked every authority ♪
[STUDENTS CHEERING]
[STUDENTS] Ew! Gross!
[VACUUM RUNNING] [COUGH]
[WIND]
[SNEEZE]
♪♪ ["NURSE'S OFFICE"]
[SNIFFLES] [COUGH]
♪ Don't cut me, punch me, just let me go ♪
♪ Into the nurse's office where I float away ♪
♪ I'm pale as the loose leaf paper they grow ♪
♪ From hollowing out all my lungs in the snow ♪
♪ Yeah, I'm coughing ♪
♪ I'm bleeding ♪
♪ Band-aids won't heal it ♪
♪ 'Cause they hate me ♪
♪ So I'm faking all of this ♪
♪ So they take me ♪
♪ Take me home ♪
♪ Give me that pink slip of permission ♪
♪ This is old ♪
♪ I'm tired of wishing I was ditching ♪
♪ Oooooo ooohhhhh ohhhhhh ♪
♪ Ohhhh ohhh ohhhh ♪
♪ Teacher can I sit right there ♪
♪ This bitch behind me is cutting my hair ♪
♪ No, just sit your ass down at the chalkboard you stare ♪
♪ I faked up a seizure and left then and there ♪
♪ Yeah, I'm coughing ♪
♪ I'm bleeding ♪
♪ Band-aids won't heal it ♪
♪ 'Cause they hate me ♪
♪ So I'm faking all of this ♪
♪ So they take me ♪
♪ Take me home ♪
♪ Give me that pink slip of permission ♪
♪ This is old ♪
♪ I'm tired of wishing I was ditching ♪
♪ Ooooh oooh oooh oooh ♪ [SCREAMING] [CHUGGING LIQUID SOUND]
[LAUGHING]
No, no.
[CRYING]
[EVIL LAUGHTER]
[EVIL LAUGHTER]
♪ Take me home ♪
♪ Give me that pink slip of permission ♪
♪ This is old ♪
♪ I'm tired of wishing I was ditching ♪
♪ Ooooh oooh oooh ♪
♪ Ooooh ooooh ooooh ♪
-[CRYBABY AND ANGELITA] Wait! -[ANGELITA] Why are you leaving us here?
[CRYBABY] We need to come with you.
[LILITH] Continue on and live your truth. Do not hold fear in your heart.
Please. We don't want to die here.
You've had many bodies before this and you'll continue to have more.
You're immortal.
But we're exhausted.
We don't want to feel this anymore.
We must feel the physical pain of this world
because the only way that we can truly learn is through experience.
Please.
♪♪
Oh no. I'm gonna be late for class.
-Who cares at this point. -True.
-I'm so exhausted. -The same.
[MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND]
-Do you hear that? -[ANGELITA] I do.
I think it's coming from over here.
[MUFFLED MUSIC]
-Should we check it out? -Yea.
Okay, count of three. [TOGETHER] One, two, three!
[DOOR OPENS]
♪♪ [LIGHT DANCE MUSIC]
Woah.
Achoo! [RECORD SCRATCH]
Hello.
You all look ravishing.
Bewitching even.
[GHOSTS YELLING]
[GHOSTS CLAWING AT THE DOOR]
-We should get to class. Bye -Okay, see you later. Bye.
[MR. CORNWELL] Tragedy and comedy.
Two sides of the same dramatic coin
and we are going to be exploring both in this play.
Even the late comers.
[MR. CORNWELL] Alright everyone. Please turn to your scripts.
Look to page two and find the roles to which you've been assigned.
[CRYBABY] Right, so about that. Um, is it possible to get assigned a different role?
[CRYBABY] Maybe one that's not so domestic?
[CRYBABY] Like a film director? Or the President of the United States.
A harlot perhaps? [STUDENTS LAUGH]
President? What a joke. Your kind are too soft and too sensitive to handle a man's job.
[CRYBABY] Having a larger capacity to feel and express emotion
are one of the many qualities that make us superior to your kind.
[GASPS]
♪♪ ["DRAMA CLUB"]
♪ Everyone's so soft, everyone's so sensitive ♪
♪ Do I offend you, you're hanging on my sentences ♪
♪ You can keep your costume and you can keep your mask ♪
♪ I'mma take a bow so you can kiss my ass ♪
♪ I never signed up for your drama, up for your drama, up for your drama club ♪
♪ I never signed up for your drama, up for your drama club ♪
♪ They try to feed you lines that you have to memorize ♪
♪ You always hide behind your Wizard of Oz disguise ♪
♪ Do you even have a brain, you're sticking to a page ♪
♪ You're faking all your pain, yeah, you're bleeding on a stage ♪
♪ I never signed up for your drama, up for your drama, up for your drama club ♪
♪ I never signed up for your drama, up for your drama club ♪
♪ Ooooo ♪
♪ I never signed up for your drama club ♪
♪ Oooooooooo ♪
♪ For your drama club ♪
-♪ I never signed up for your drama, up for your drama ♪ -♪ Oooooo ♪
-♪ Up for your drama club ♪ -♪ Oooooo ♪
-♪ I never signed up for your drama, up for your drama ♪ -♪ Oooooo ♪
♪ Up for your drama club ♪
♪ I don't want to be an actress ♪
♪ Living by a script ♪
♪ Who cares about practice ♪
♪ I don't give a shit ♪
♪ You're over analyzing every word I say ♪
♪ There's a whole world out there, you're living a play ♪
♪ Fuck your auditorium, I think it's pretty boring and ♪
♪ I never signed up for your drama, up for your drama, up for your drama club ♪
♪ I never signed up for your drama, up for your drama club ♪
♪ Ooooh ♪
♪ I never signed up for your drama club ♪
♪ Ooooh ♪
♪ For your drama club ♪
-♪ I never signed up for your drama, up for your drama ♪ -♪ Oooooo ♪
♪ Up for your drama club ♪
-♪ I never signed up for your drama, up for your drama ♪ -♪ Oooooo ♪
♪ Up for your drama club ♪
[YELLING] Ahhhhhh!!!
You're being brainwashed!
What is this? What is she doing?
Go get her. Go on!
[CRYBABY] Can't you see what's happening? Open your fucking eyes!
[CRYBABY] Get off of me! Get off!
Wake up!
-♪ Never signed up, mmm mmmm ♪ -♪ Ooh ooh ♪
-♪ I never signed up, never signed up ♪ -♪ Ooooh ♪
-♪ Never signed up for your drama club ♪ -♪ Ooooh ♪
-♪ I never signed up for your drama, for your drama ♪ -♪ Ooooh ♪
♪ For your drama club ♪
-♪ I never signed up for your drama, up for your drama ♪ -♪ Ooooh ♪
♪ For your drama club ♪
-♪ I never signed up for your drama, up for your drama ♪ -♪ Ooooh ♪
♪ Up for your drama club ♪
-♪ I never signed up for your drama, up for your drama ♪ -♪ Ooooh ♪
♪ Up for your drama club ♪
-♪ I never signed up for your drama, up for your drama ♪ -♪ Ooooh ♪
♪ Up for your drama club ♪
-♪ I never signed up for your drama, up for your drama ♪ -♪ Ooooh ♪
♪ Up for your drama club ♪
♪♪
[WHISTLING]
[SHOVEL SCOOPING SOUNDS]
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
[PANTING] [SIGH]
-Wanna go play tennis? -Ooh yeah.
[LAUGHING]
[CELESTE] Finish first draft of ethics essay.
A treatise on co-ed education.
-Boys are the problem. -[CRYBABY] Celeste, wait up!
[CELESTE] Oh, hey! Umm...
Did you guys find a place to dump the principal?
-Yeah, just did it. Done deal. -Perfect.
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
[ANGELITA] Did you guys know there are actually two holes down there?
You didn't know you had a butthole?
No, I mean in your vagina.
There are two separate holes. [INFLATING SOUND]
-Are you sure? -[ANGELITA] Mmhmm.
-[CRYBABY] I think I need to see a doctor. -Hey guys.
[HARP] -[ANGELITA] Yeah, there's your urethra and vagina.
-You guys. -Oh okay, got it. So, one hole that you can pee out of
[CRYBABY] and the other one that you can-- -Why does no one listen to me?
Guys! The ball is floating away.
Oh, shit.
[LAUGHING] [CRYBABY] The ball!
[CRYBABY] I feel like we're going the wrong way.
[ANGELITA] I swear I just saw it.
[BUBBLE POPPING]
[LOCKERS OPENING AND CLOSING]
♪♪ ["STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE"] [ZIPPER SOUNDS]
[KIDS TALKING LOUDLY IN GYM] [WHISTLE SOUND]
♪ Feeling unsure of my naked body, naked body, naked body ♪
♪ Stand back watch it taking shape, taking shape, taking shape ♪
♪ Wondering why I don't look like Barbie, look like Barbie, look like Barbie ♪
♪ They say boys like girls with a tiny waist, tiny waist, tiny waist ♪
♪ Now my mama's preaching to make sure I'm pure ♪
♪ But I never really cared about that shit before ♪
♪ Look around the room to whoever wants me ♪
♪ Got boys acting like they ain't seen skin before, seen skin before, seen skin before ♪
♪ Got sent home to change 'cause my skirt is too short, too short ♪
♪ It's my fault, it's my fault ♪
♪ 'Cause I put icing on top ♪
♪ Now the boys want a taste of the strawberry shortcake ♪
♪ Strawberry shortcake ♪
♪ That's my bad, that's my bad ♪
♪ No one told them not to grab ♪
♪ Now the boys want a taste of the strawberry shortcake ♪
♪ Strawberry shortcake, strawberry shortcake ♪
♪ Got to make sure that my legs are shiny, legs are shiny, legs are shiny ♪
♪ Hot wax melting burn my skin, burn my skin, burn my skin ♪
♪ People all around me are watching closely, watching closely, watching closely ♪
♪ 'Cause it's how I look and not what I think, not what I think, not what I think ♪
♪ Mikey's eyes seem to be glued to her chest ♪
♪ So I'm stuffing my bra so that mine look the best ♪
♪ It's my fault, it's my fault ♪
♪ 'Cause I put icing on top ♪
♪ Now the boys want a taste of the strawberry shortcake ♪
♪ Strawberry shortcake ♪
♪ That's my bad, that's my bad ♪
♪ No one told them not to grab ♪
♪ Now the boys want a taste of the strawberry shortcake ♪
♪ Instead of making me feel bad for the body I got ♪
♪ Just teach him to keep it in his pants and tell him to stop ♪
♪ Sayin' it's my fault, it's my fault ♪
♪ 'Cause I put icing on top ♪
♪ Now the boys want a taste of the strawberry shortcake ♪
♪ Strawberry shortcake ♪
♪ That's my bad, that's my bad ♪
♪ No one told them not to grab ♪
♪ Now the boys want a taste of the strawberry shortcake ♪
♪♪
[HARP FLOURISH]
[SNIFFLE]
[LILITH] What's wrong, my dear?
[CRYBABY] [SIGH] I just don't want to do this anymore.
I don't want to feel this pain and I don't want to be here on Earth.
Please just take me with you.
[SIGH] I just want to be up there.
[LILITH] The greatest power you will hold is that of acceptance.
Any storm you face will transform itself into a crystalline rainbow.
In divine timing.
[ANGELITA] Hey.
-[CRYBABY] Hmm? -[CELESTE] You there?
Yeah.
[ANGELITA] [PAINFUL SIGH]
-[CRYBABY] You OK? -[ANGELITA] Ahh, I feel so sick.
Like, this is the worst stomach pain I've ever experienced.
[BOOKS HITTING FLOOR] [PAINFUL SIGH]
Ohhhh...
[DOOR OPENS] [ANGELITA] Ugh, why right now!?
[CELESTE] Well...I mean it had to happen sometime.
[CRYBABY] It says there's one tampon left.
Do either of you have any change?
[CELESTE AND ANGELITA] No.
[WIND]
[QUICK EXHALE]
Yes!
It's fucking empty.
[CRYBABY] Whatever. Who knows what kind of crazy shit's in them anyways.
[CELESTE] I mean yes, toxic shock is real, but still
tampons should be free.
What do I do now?
[CRYBABY AND CELESTE] Toilet paper.
Mmmph.
You good in there?
[ANGELITA] Yeah.
You sure?
[ANGELITA] Yeah, I'm almost done.
[CELESTE] Need me to get you another roll of toilet paper?
-[CRYBABY LAUGHING] -[ANGELITA] That'd be great, yeah.
[CRYBABY SIGH]
I think I'm going to be late for class.
[ANGELITA] [SIGH] Empathize with me here a little.
I'm sorry.
[ANGELITA] OK. [COUGH] Umm.
[CRYBABY] Cute sweater. Where'd you get that from?
[ANGELITA] Just whipped a little something up.
What? I wasn't going to walk around looking like I sat in raspberries all day.
[DOOR OPENS QUICKLY] [LOUD FOOTSTEPS]
Get back to class!
You little bitch.
[ANGELITA] You guys. I don't know how long I can go using this toilet paper method.
It's so annoying. It keeps moving around down there.
Well good thing you won't have to deal with it much longer.
[ANGELITA] Thank the Goddess.
[CHUCKLE]
Shit.
Are you serious?
Fuck!
[ANGELIC MUSIC] [KIDS TALKING]
-[BOY] Uhh...you go ahead. Let me know how it is. -[GIRL] OK, I'll cut you.
♪♪ ["LUNCHBOX FRIENDS"]
♪ They said hey girl will you sit with me ♪
♪ Table in the back, Cafeteria C ♪
♪ We can be friends if you wanna be ♪
♪ But only 'til the clock hits three ♪
♪ After lunch we can walk to class ♪
♪ Talk about the boys that we want to smash ♪
♪ Talk about ways to get a little more cash ♪
♪ After that I'll ignore your ass, oh ♪
♪ The hassle the fighting they all want a bite of me ♪
♪ Photos, more photos, then gossip 'bout hoes that they don't know ♪
♪ Oh, they talk shit though ♪
♪ I don't want no lunchbox friends, no oh ♪
♪ I want someone who understands, oh oh no ♪
♪ Come to my house, let's die together ♪
♪ Friendship that will last forever ♪
♪ No oh, no lunch box friends ♪
♪ No oh yeah, no lunch box friends ♪
♪ Come to my house, let's die together ♪
♪ Friendship that will last forever ♪
♪ No oh, no lunchbox friends ♪
♪ No oh, no lunchbox friends ♪
♪ Come to my, come to my ♪
♪ Friendship that will last forever ♪
♪ They want a fat ass in their brand new jeans ♪
♪ Want a baby in the back with the man of their dreams ♪
♪ That isn't the life for me ♪
♪ Gotta look like a fuckin' damn Barbie ♪
♪ Going on TV, people have high expectations of me ♪
♪ Wanna be my best friend then judge me if I smoke a little weed ♪
♪ Makes no fucking sense to me ♪
♪ The hassle the fighting they all want a bite of me ♪
♪ Photos, more photos, then gossip 'bout hoes that they don't know ♪
♪ Oh, they talk shit though ♪
♪ I don't want no lunchbox friends, no oh ♪
♪ Don't want someone who understands, oh oh no ♪
♪ Come to my house, let's die together ♪
♪ Friendship that will last forever ♪
♪ No oh, no lunch box friends ♪
♪ No oh yeah, no lunch box friends ♪
♪ Come to my house, let's die together ♪
♪ Friendship that will last forever ♪
♪ No oh, no oh, no oh, no oh ♪
♪ Come to my house, let's die together ♪
♪ Friendship that will last forever ♪
♪ No lunchbox friends, no oh ♪
♪ No lunchbox friends, come to my, come to my ♪
♪ Friendship that will last forever, oh ♪
♪ No oh, no oh, no oh yeah ♪
♪ Come to my, come to my ♪
♪ Friendship that will last forever ♪
♪ No lunchbox friends, no oh ♪
-♪ No lunchbox friends, come to my, come to my ♪ -Hey!
-[CELESTE] Thank God you're back! I thought you were busy -♪ Friendship that will ♪
-becoming a plastic carbon copy. -♪ Last forever ♪
This is Magnolia.
-Say hi. -[EERIE SOUND] -Nice to meet you ladies.
-[CELESTE] Welcome! -[ANGELITA] Hi.
[CRYBABY] Holy shit.
-[ANGELITA] Is she-- -One of us?
But, how do we even go up to her? She's sitting with Kelly.
[DING SOUND]
Food fight, anyone?
-Hmmmm. -[ANGELITA] Hmm. -I like this girl.
[LAUGHING]
[ANGELITA] Hmm?
What? So do I just throw it?
Pretty sure that's how food fights go down.
-[CELESTE] Yeah, take it, take it, take it. -[CRYBABY] OK, fine.
[EXHALE] OK. Three... Two...
[CRYBABY] One... I don't know.
-[MAGNOLIA] Just do it already! -[CHUCKLE]
-Okay. -[EXCITED INHALE]
[WOOSH SOUND] Oww!
[CHAIR CREAKING]
Food fight!
[KELLY] You're fucking kidding me!
[SCREAMING AND YELLING AND LAUGHING]
[KELLY] You're all heathens!
I'm gonna get in on this.
Uh uh, not with this hair. I just had wash day.
Okay, so should we go up to her?
-[KELLY] Get out of my way! -[ANGELITA] She's leaving with Kelly.
[ANGELITA] Let's go after them. [CELESTE] Yea, let's just start a parade. No.
Crybaby I think you need to do this alone.
Okay. Wish me luck.
Alright, good luck bitch.
-So barbaric. -Are you sure I can't?
If you don't put that floor spaghetti down.
[MAGNOLIA] Man.
♪♪ ["ORANGE JUICE"]
♪ Oh, oh, stick it down your throat ♪
♪ I'm watching from the bathroom making sure I don't ♪
♪ Choke, choke from the words you spoke ♪
♪ When you screamin' at the mirror ♪
♪ Screaming at the mirror ♪
♪ Now you're sitting in the cafeteria ♪
♪ Shoving clementines and orange bacteria ♪
♪ Down your throat a dozen times or near, yeah ♪
♪ Fooling those around of your bulimia ♪
♪ You turn oranges to orange juice ♪
♪ Enter there then spit it out of you ♪
♪ Your body is imperfectly perfect ♪
♪ Everyone wants what the other one's working ♪
♪ No orange juice ♪
♪ Eeee ahh ee ahh OJ ♪
♪ Eeee ahh ee ahh OJ ♪
♪ Eeee ahh ee ahh OJ ♪
♪ Eeee ahh ee ahh OJ ♪
♪ Oh, oh, I believe you chose ♪
♪ To blow it on the reading carpet ♪
♪ That's what happens when you stuff it ♪
♪ Please say that you won't continue ♪
♪ Ordering oranges off the menu ♪
♪ Stuffing up your mouth with t-t-tissue ♪
♪ The way you look is not an issue ♪
♪ You turn oranges to orange juice ♪
♪ Enter there then spit it out of you ♪
♪ Your body is imperfectly perfect ♪
♪ Everyone wants what the other one's working ♪
♪ No orange juice ♪
♪ Eeee ahh ee ahh OJ ♪
♪ Eeee ahh ee ahh OJ ♪
♪ Eeee ahh ee ahh OJ ♪
♪ Eeee ahh ee ahh OJ, oooo ♪
♪ I wish I could give you my set of eyes ♪
♪ 'Cause I know your eyes ain't working, mmmhmmm ♪
♪ I wish I could tell you that you're fine, so fine ♪
♪ But you'll find that disconcerting ♪
♪ You turn oranges to orange juice ♪
♪ Enter there then spit it out of you ♪
♪ Your body is imperfectly perfect ♪
♪ Everyone wants what the other one's working ♪
♪ No orange juice ♪
♪ Eeee ahh ee ahh OJ ♪
♪ Eeee ahh ee ahh OJ ♪
♪ Eeee ahh ee ahh OJ ♪
♪ Eeee ahh ee ahh OJ ♪
♪♪
[CRYBABY] Wanna know something I've learned about bodies?
They don't define us. We aren't our bodies. They're just temporary.
I know it seems impossible but
Try not to expect shallow people to love you.
They don't even have the capacity to understand how amazing you are.
And we all have to learn to love ourselves without the approval of others.
I know. It's just extremely overwhelming when
everyone around you is making you feel like you aren't good enough.
As if you're not deserving the same kind of love if you're different.
Everyone is deserving of love.
Everyone.
[SCREAMING AND YELLING AND LAUGHING]
Crybaby, over here.
[KID YELLING] Banana!
[KID YELLING] Eat it! Nanananana!
This is Fleur.
Lucy! What did we talk about? Don't touch me.
Sorry, I know, I'm sorry. Isn't that Crybaby with Fleur over there?
[TENSE MUSIC] Ugh!
[CELESTE] It's crazy over there.
It's chaotic.
[DOOR OPENING]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
[KID] It's Leo... It's the principal's son.
Who started this?
[KELLY] It was that bitch Crybaby.
Behind the counter.
♪♪ ["DETENTION"]
Shut up!
♪ I'm not a bad guy ♪
♪ So don't treat me bad if I'm feeling sad alright ♪
♪ Please don't be mad if I don't smile back alright ♪
♪ If I fuck up my words don't think I'm absurd alright ♪
♪ Alright ♪
♪ I'm physically exhausted, tired of my knuckles beatin' ♪
♪ I'm chewing gum to pass this time of sadness, can't you see it ♪
♪ You're too busy seeking selfish wishes ♪
♪ Don't care how I'm feeling ♪
♪ You write me up and say it's love and I can't believe it ♪
♪ Baby can you meet me tonight in detention ♪
♪ I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension ♪
♪ Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention ♪
♪ Pretending everything's alright is detention ♪
♪ Da da detention, da da detention ♪
♪ Pretending everything's alright is ♪
♪ The teachers don't care about me ♪
♪ Fuck how I feel as long as I make money ♪
♪ They let them do whatever they want to me ♪
♪ They're the customer, I'm chopped meat ♪
♪ I'm chopped meat ♪
♪ I'm physically exhausted, tired of my knuckles beatin' ♪
♪ I'm chewing gum to pass this time of sadness, can't you see it ♪
♪ You're too busy seeking selfish wishes ♪
♪ Don't care how I'm feeling ♪
♪ You write me up and say it's love and I can't believe it ♪
♪ Baby can you meet me tonight in detention ♪
♪ I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension ♪
♪ Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention ♪
♪ Pretending everything's alright is detention ♪
♪ Da da detention, da da detention ♪
♪ Pretending everything's alright is detention ♪
♪ I wanna go home and you say now is not the time ♪
♪ Fuck being all alone in the back of the classroom, ahhh ♪
♪ Stop calling up my phone trying to say that I've been out of line ♪
♪ When all I ever asked was to go to the bathroom ♪
♪ Baby can you meet me tonight in detention ♪
♪ I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension ♪
♪ Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention ♪
♪ Pretending everything's alright is detention ♪
♪ Tonight ♪
♪ I can feel your blood pressure rise ♪
♪ Let me crawl up into your mind ♪
♪ Pretending everything's alright is detention ♪
♪♪
[CELESTE] Okay guys, I think I have a pretty good plan to get us out of this shithole.
[CELESTE] Angelita I need you to keep everyone in the gym.
Keep them in one place and try to keep them quiet--
[CRYBABY VO] I caught a sparkle of light in your eyes that day.
[CRYBABY VO] I bathed in it, was transported to heaven's gates by it,
[CRYBABY VO] but I fall at my feet. My words shall only be composed. I can't speak.
[CRYBABY VO] My inner voice calling my outer self weak
-[CRYBABY VO] admiring from afar secretly-- -Crybaby?
-Earth to Crybaby. Are you in? -Yea. Sorry.
[CELESTE] Your job is to manipulate the spawn of Satan himself
into letting you into his office so we can hijack that loudspeaker
and get everyone out of here.
What's that?
-I think it's a love letter. -A love letter form who?
-[CRYBABY] I don't know. It doesn't say. [LAUGHING] -[CELESTE] Okay guys,
[CELESTE] back to the plan.
We already got rid of the principal, so that just leaves Leo.
[CELESTE VIA MONITOR] We walk into his office, make a run for it and then--
-[ANGELITA] Set this place on fire? -Exactly.
I don't know about that guys.
I agree. Fire's too cliché.
I mean yea, but at this point, what other options do we have?
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
♪♪ ["TEACHER'S PET"]
[FLY BUZZING]
♪ Caught the teacher giving his eyes to a student ♪
♪ Pouty, pretty, cute and she bit her lip back to him ♪
♪ Chewing on her nails and her pens while sh