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  • Because Iowans get to vote first in the presidential race,

  • the fair has always been a major stop for candidates

  • hoping to win over those crucial voters.

  • So let's look at how the 2020 Democrats did

  • in another edition of "World War D."

  • -♪ ♪ -(cheering and applause)

  • The Iowa State Fair.

  • It's an all-American experience

  • where you can do everything from win a giant stuffed animal

  • to deep-fry and eat a giant stuffed animal.

  • And how do the candidates show

  • that they can appeal to everyday Americans?

  • By discussing health care, sharing education policies?

  • No, no, no, they do it

  • by shoving a ton of food in their face.

  • The center of the political universe this week,

  • the Iowa State Fair.

  • The 2020 presidential candidates

  • ready to dive into that local cuisine.

  • (indistinct chatter)

  • -Oh, my God. -WOMAN: You like it?

  • I really like... It's so good.

  • (woman chuckles)

  • WOMAN: Oh. Oh, my God, sorry.

  • Very good.

  • Corn and hot dogs were meant to be married.

  • I could eat this at every meal.

  • Yeah, of course.

  • Of course de Blasio could eat that at every meal.

  • Normally he grinds up bones to make his bread.

  • I mean, come on.

  • The corn dog is a step up.

  • The candidate I feel bad for at this event is Cory Booker

  • 'cause, don't forget, he's a vegan.

  • Yeah. At the Iowa State Fair.

  • His options are pretty limited.

  • That's like being a satanist on Christian Mingle, you know?

  • (laughter)

  • But it turns out at this event,

  • the press wasn't only paying attention

  • to what was going into the candidates' mouths.

  • They also wanted to see what would come out of their mouths.

  • And in the wake of the El Paso shooting

  • and President Trump's racist rhetoric,

  • the hottest topic was white supremacy.

  • Frontrunner Joe Biden and the other presidential hopefuls

  • are flocking to the Iowa State Fair

  • and they're being asked flat out

  • if the president is a white supremacist.

  • Based on his words and actions,

  • yes, he is a white supremacist.

  • He can't have it both ways.

  • He can't keep trying to stir this up,

  • give aid and comfort,

  • be embraced by the white supremacists,

  • and then say, "Oh, but not me."

  • No. He's responsible.

  • Enabling white supremacists, as I said earlier,

  • what other conclusion can you-- can you come to,

  • that he supports it for some reason? 00:02:19.405 --> 00:02:20.973 line:0% He supports them. 00:02:21.006 --> 00:02:22.575 line:0% Well, that's what I'm basically saying. 00:02:22.608 --> 00:02:23.576 line:0% REPORTER: So say it! 00:02:23.609 --> 00:02:25.545 line:0% I said it!

  • He supports white supremacy.

  • -Is he a white supremacist? -So that--

  • what else can you conclude?

  • Goddamn.

  • That, uh... that got aggressive real quick.

  • Imagine how weird that is. One minute,

  • you're answering questions about pork chops on a stick.

  • And then the next thing, you're getting yelled at

  • to call the president a white supremacist.

  • "Say it! Say it!"

  • (chewing) "Hold on, hold on."

  • You know what that sounded like?

  • It went from a press conference to a game night with--

  • you know those friends who take it a little too seriously?

  • They're just like, "A racist ideology.

  • Sometimes they wear robes." "Uh..."

  • "Goddamn it! Just say it! White supremacists!

  • Say it! Say it!"

  • Now, coming into this weekend,

  • former Vice President Joe Biden

  • had a clear lead in the Iowa polls.

  • But you know that old story of the race

  • between the tortoise and the hare?

  • Well, uh, this was just like that,

  • if the hare was 76 years old

  • and kept sticking his foot in his mouth.

  • Still ahead for us, Joe Biden has called himself--

  • he has said himself that he is a gaffe machine in the past.

  • But is that now turning from folksy joke to a real problem?

  • We have this notion that, somehow,

  • if you're poor, you cannot do it.

  • Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids--

  • w-wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids.

  • No, I really mean it. But think how we think about it.

  • -Oh. -(groaning, laughter)

  • I don't know-- I don't know what's worse,

  • suggesting that poor kids are synonymous with black kids

  • or trying to cover up his mistake by just listing

  • as many types of kids as he could

  • and hoping no one would notice.

  • "Wh-White kids, wealthy kids,

  • "Cabbage Patch Kids, Gap Kids,

  • "New Kids on the Block. Thank you, Iowa!

  • Thank you."

  • But-but, look, look, anyone can make a slip of the tongue.

  • Right? What's worse than a slip of the tongue though

  • is a weird memory lapse,

  • and Biden had that, too.

  • Then, in another comment, he said

  • that he had met with Parkland students after the shooting

  • at that school when he was vice president.

  • But, of course, that was after

  • he had already left office in 2018.

  • I watched what happened when those kids from Parkland

  • came up to see me when I was vice president.

  • They went... (stammers) S-Some of you covered it.

  • And you watched what happened when they-- when they went up

  • in the halls of Congress.

  • Okay, this is super awkward.

  • Either Biden thinks he was still vice president in 2018

  • or he's just invented a meeting

  • with Parkland kids that never happened.

  • And, let's be honest, mistakes like this

  • don't help the narrative that he's too old to run.

  • Yeah. Because this sounds like the classic grandpa mistake.

  • You know? Just like, "Oh, you made

  • "my favorite turkey sandwich.

  • Come over here and give your grandpa a kiss."

  • He's like, "Sir, I'm not your grandson.

  • "I just work at Subway.

  • But I will take that kiss."

  • Now, now, with some of Biden's gaps--

  • with some of Biden's gaffes,

  • you-you at least knew what he was trying to say.

  • You know? But this next one was, uh,

  • a little harder to translate.

  • Here's another sample from Joe Biden on the campaign trail.

  • Just watch this.

  • We choose unity over division,

  • we choose science over fiction,

  • we choose truth over facts.

  • (groaning, laughter)

  • "We choose truth over facts"?

  • No, Joe!

  • What is going on?

  • Like, I know he calls himself a gaffe machine,

  • but the machine's going into overdrive right now.

  • And in case you're wondering, Trump has noticed

  • Biden's many faux pas and is already using them against him.

  • Yeah. Uh, the one upside is that Trump is, uh...

  • well, he's Trump. Yeah.

  • Because, after Biden said, "We choose truth over facts,"

  • Trump tried to come after Biden but then messed it up

  • by misquoting the former VP and fixed it.

  • And he was like, "Joe Biden just said,

  • 'We believe in facts, not truth,'"

  • which is the wrong wrong thing.

  • Like, at this point,

  • I don't know which one of these guys is going to be president,

  • but I know neither of them will be able to get through

  • the oath of office. It's just gonna be like,

  • "I, Donald J. Biden Trump Joseph,

  • do solemnly swear to..."

  • It's just not gonna work out.

Because Iowans get to vote first in the presidential race,

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