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  • Umm..

  • (stutters) There's, there's some, there's some pretty good ones.

  • Uhh..

  • Especially, you know one of the crazy things when you do these live Q&As is some of them are very silly, so we got one -

  • "Mark, are the allegations true that you're secretly a lizard?"

  • Umm..

  • (stutters) I'm gonna, I'm gonna have to go with no, on that. I, I am, I am NOT a lizard.

  • Umm..

  • But you know keep the high quality comments coming in.

  • Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, WELL!!!

  • Mr. Suckerberg, dunked yourself into a hole!

  • Mr. SSSucker!

  • SSSSUCKERBURG!!

  • Not a lizard people, he said.

  • We've been seeing Mark Zuckerberg act strange for a long time, a long time now from, from the infamous or famous meme.

  • Nice job team.

  • "New face filters on Instagram today."

  • "This is my favorite one so far. Nice job team!"

  • New face filter on Instagram today.

  • This is my favorite one so far.

  • Nice job team,

  • Something is cLeArLy off with Mark Suckerberg's

  • Antics before where what is it? Why is the man?

  • Leading a social media network so incapable

  • Of social

  • ness

  • This I just want to warn you guys what I'm about to show you next

  • Might shock you.

  • It might...

  • ZZZzzuck (suck)

  • To watch

  • especially for you Mark,

  • If you're watching.

  • I know you are :).

  • I know you're watching Mark.

  • Well I know you're sweating..

  • Or can you sweat Mark?

  • Are you capable of human?

  • things?

  • Or do you just shed your skin?

  • [Video] You kind of need to remind yourself that you need to focus, and-

  • umm and try not to let stuff bother you as much as possible

  • But it is gonna bother you because you're Human,

  • and I was human

  • I am human still um..

  • *Audience laughing*

  • *Pewds has the mind of a Reddit detective*

  • *Chuckles*

  • *INHALE*

  • [Felix] Let's keep watching.

  • [Video] BUT UM-

  • But it- but it was just reffering to myself in the past.

  • Um. (STOP WITH THOSE UM'S PLEASE)

  • Not that I was not human-

  • I was just referring to myself in the p (quietly) *ast*

  • (what does it mean??) *Really really softly*

  • Now that sort of thing doesn't just SLIP out of your tongue, okay Mark?

  • All right?

  • "I was human"

  • That just doesn't happen

  • Normally, okay?

  • You just don't-

  • You just don't simply say stuff

  • That you're not supposed to say like

  • Uhh..

  • Horrifically offensive words,

  • That are genuinely frowned upon by the entirety of

  • Humankind except them-

  • Okay, all right. Well.

  • It just DOESN'T HAPPEN MARK

  • I Need answers..

  • [Video] But it is gonna bother you because you're human,

  • And I was human,

  • I am human still *What do you mean.*

  • *Audience laughing at Mark's words*

  • but-

  • [Felix] They cut away to the audience,

  • You know they they-

  • have his drone sitting in the back-

  • OH GAWD

  • OH GAWD x2

  • [Felix] WE'VE HAVE A CODE RED OVER HERE

  • What is it that your hiding from us,Mark-e succ?

  • Why is your laptop webcam taped over with your microphone?

  • Is it so that during your shedding period?

  • People won't find out? (loominarty)

  • well, I know because from one reptile to another I mean from one part..

  • *burp*

  • I know, okay. I just know I have sources--I have a reliable sources That's telling me that you're a reptile

  • Okay, this is a really great channel that analyzes body language. Let's see what they have to say about the succ

  • so

  • for me

  • The thing that I was really fascinated by it it always have been is

  • um

  • People right and how people work um you notice" we're gonna go back

  • I didn't expect it to cut off from his body you see how he's sitting straight up

  • Hands on his knees head up chin level. Where as opposed to this guy who's mirroring Mark?

  • He slightly angled down in the face, so he's submitting to Mark. He's covering. He's open. He's dominating the space and he is

  • Purposely doing this and we'll I'll show you how I know is

  • People right and how people work

  • In orders in college. I studied psychology and computer science

  • very long

  • intense eye contact

  • He's purposely doing it looks away shortly purposely doing that as well thoughts come through it gives a break

  • But is to dominate "and you know one of the things that you learn when you study psychology is

  • That there are all these parts of the brain

  • Which are geared" say how long he's holding that eye contact now normally when you have someone who's submitting to you

  • And you're still continuously dominating them in the fashion that he's doing right now with his body posture his intense eye contact

  • You're going to give them a break and relax your body so that they can relax and be relaxed as well

  • so it's a relaxed atmosphere" It really feels like I'm I'm

  • We're breaking down and it's some sort of alien life-form here. Okay. That's been trained to mimic human behavior a

  • lot of stuff happened along the way, I think um

  • You know there were real learning points and turning" and now we see the sweat, and that's one of the few things

  • It's really hard to control." No no he doesn't sweat. He doesn't, he doesn't sweat come on. Let's get real here

  • *Mark Zuckerberg,with the mind of a normie,tries to know what the Z U C C meme is*

  • What's the whole Z U C C thing? *Pewds laugh* Well, he's talking about oral sex

  • Good morning Jarvis good morning mark. It's Saturday

  • So you only have five meetings room temperature is set to a cool

  • 68 degrees

  • Earlier this year, I started building a simple AI to help run our home

  • I talked to Jarvis using this app I built it uses artificial intelligence to understand me and figure out what to do

  • Max woke up a few minutes ago. I'm entertaining her all right. Let's go check on her

  • Practice our man

  • Jarvis your Mandarin is so soothing. Jarvis also helps me get ready in the morning."fresh shirt!" "Fire in the hole!"

  • Hell yeah. and Jarvis can play all of our favourite music. Hey play us some good Nickelback songs" "I'm sorry Mark. I'm afraid

  • I can't do that

  • There are no good Nickelback song"

  • Good! that was actually a test all Nickelback sucks. Am I right everyone

  • HEHEHE

  • Yeah, Nickelback is the worst.ohoho

  • *Pewds laughs weirdly*

  • Nickelback sucks

  • Oh they're the worst

  • I hate them because everyone else hates them ahahaha. Have you heard of my Crocs? Haha?

  • Who would wear them? Am I rite ahahaha

  • I can't think for myself ahahaha

  • *HEHEHEHEHEHE*

  • Anyway, I talked to Jarvis using this app

  • I built it uses artificial intelligence to understand and figure out what to do. Jarvis also

  • Helps me get ready in the morning "Fresh shirt!" "Fire in the hole!"

  • And Jarvis can play all of our favorite music. Okay, how about just play some songs that our whole family likes

  • *Excision - Robo Kitty appears*

  • And if I don't want to talk, I could just text Jarvis through a messenger bot that I built

  • What the hell ya doing Z U C C

  • My bad

  • auughh....

  • I think my favorite part of Mark is sense of humor. It's truly

  • I-It's something

  • Hey, welcome to F8!

  • We're gathered here at the second biggest event called F8, this week and uh

  • You know we probably should have seen this one coming out there

  • Probably should've seen this coming after Fast and Furious 7

  • didn't

  • It's our bad

  • Now while we don't have The Rock here today, We do have the tech equivalent David the Rock Marcus

  • And while we may not live our lives a quarter mile at a time

  • Did you feel that - that invokes some something in me man, what?

  • what ibasfomskfbsflsgtbsfkn

  • Again.While we may not live our lives a quarter mile at a time

  • *Zoom in on Z U C C's face*

  • And we may not live our lives one quarter life at a time man I

  • \Stop with those weird ass laughs Pewds/

  • Know at least some guy here lived their lives one quarterly earnings at a time all right

  • All right, bear with me. I got one more one more for you." No no no Z U C C

  • I can't I can't well Fast and Furious' tagline is "Never Give Up On Family." Oh here it comes. "Our's is similar.

  • Never give up on the family of apps" [Why?????]

  • Not as catchy

  • Not as catchy *Facepalm Pewds*

  • Aww my god....

  • That has to be an inside joke please at least let that be an inside joke, oh my God -Christian Channel Pewds-

  • That's what progress in science is so fast you

  • might even call it

  • Fast and Furious

  • *Vin Diesel walks away in shame*

  • What's with the Fast and Furious integration? It's clearly a sponsor.

  • Is Z U C C himself hashtags spon, without hashtag spon? Mark

  • eeeeueeeueee

  • You you you gotta you got to hashtag spon or hashtag add at least, I mean youtubers

  • We're just bombarded by this shit, and and all the shame and everything that comes with it

  • "Oh you had a promo and you didn't disclose it with at least 48 hashtag adds all over the screen

  • Blasted with giant symbols and the theme song of this is Sponsored, this is sponsored

  • I'm getting paid for this." what i- what it what is happening here, okay?

  • But what what what kind of world dominating plot? Are they working on they're clearly doing in this at the Oscar?

  • "Hey play some good Nickelback songs." *FUNNY Z U C C* Nickleback

  • Music is Satanic. One like equals one Prayer, type Amen in the comments if you scroll down and ignore you hate Jesus." "Good

  • That was actually a test. Okay, how about just play some songs that our whole family like?"

  • *The literal form of cancer*

  • They like you're watching and remember one like equals one Z U C C

  • *PewDiePie awkwardly staring at the camera as he fakes positivity*

Umm..

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マーク・ザッカーバーグは人間ではない (Mark Zuckerberg Is Not Human)

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    Lisa に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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