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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
We decided to celebrate early.
We went out on the street this
afternoon, we asked young people
What's the worst thing you ever
did that your dad doesn't know
about?
We had them answer the question
while their dads were standing
right there.
>> What is the worst thing
you've done that your dad
doesn't know about?
>> Stole 20 bucks.
>> From where?
>> His wallet.
>> How much money would you say
you've taken from your dad's
wallet over the years?
>> Maybe 80 bucks.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> How do you feel about this?
>> Um -- You know what?
Mm.
I'm a police officer.
Yeah.
[ LAUGHTER ]
Yeah.
I thought my wife was doing it.
So -- Yeah.
>> What is the worst thing
you've done that your dad
doesn't know about?
>> Um -- Remember this semester
in college whenever I was really
sick and I wanted you to come
get me and get a hotel room?
>> Oh, yeah, for one night.
>> I was really hung over that
morning.
That's why.
>> You don't drink.
>> Well -- Sorry.
>> You drink?
Who are you drinking with?
I didn't know you were drinking.
>> College.
>> Oh, honey, you're not
supposed to be drinking down
there.
Mom was saying I needed to drive
down to college for one night,
get her a hotel room, because
she had diarrhea.
>> Okay, not diarrhea.
>> What is the worst thing
you've done that your dad does
not know about?
>> The worst thing that I've
done?
When I was in high school, the
first time I did anything
provocative with my girlfriend
was in the back of your car.
>> How provocative are we
talking?
>> There was no clothes on.
>> What's going through your
mind right now?
>> Well, he just was in the
seminary, so that shocked me.
He just left seminary.
>> This is before that.
>> This was my good son.
It was the other one I was
worried about.
>> What have you done that your
dad doesn't know about this.
>> It's not really bad, it's
just that on Christmas, well, I
know Santa Claus isn't real,
Come on, people.
>> What?
Santa Claus ain't real?
Oh, man.
I done messed up now.
>> What is the worst thing
you've done that your dad
doesn't know about?
>> What is the worst thing I've
done?
I had a fake I.D. in high school
that you didn't know about.
I had to facilitate everybody's
I.D.s, I had to ship money to
China --
>> Disrespectful!