Guy Fawkes!

versus!

Che Guevara... begin!

GUEVARA: Guevara the terror, fresh Kangol wearer

ill rhyme slayer from the 60s era

revolting, heavy metal rebel blood spiller,

me and my guerrillas are a squad of killers!

I'm known worldwide for my steely-eyed look,

you're famous 'cause of Alan Moore's third best book!

all the children say we will be like Che!

Asthmatic, but I'll take your breath away.

You tried to rebel against James the First,

here's a tip for your next plot, try to rehearse!

I got my face on a magnet on your roommate's fridge,

your head is on a spike up on London bridge!

You had one job, cabrón, to strike a matchstick!

Got caught with a fuse like your bars,

not lit

you should have stayed anonymous, Epic Fail Guy

treat this battle like the gallows, and take another dive!

FAWKES: As a communist, it must really hurt,

that your face has been cheapened, weakened, besmirched,

being plastered on posters, coasters, and shirts,