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  • - Guys, welcome back to Vlogmas.

  • We're here at Asda in the green glow

  • and we're gonna do some Christmas shopping

  • in the British Walmart.

  • - Exactly what he said, follow us.

  • This is the entrance, the grand entrance.

  • - [Joel] Oh wow!

  • - Oh my days!

  • - [Joel] So first things, mince pies and muffins. (laughs)

  • - Oh yeah!

  • - [Joel] Love it!

  • - I can see security eyeing us up.

  • - [Joel] Oh wow.

  • - The legendary, the one and only

  • - [Joel] Mezza Bezza!

  • - Mezza Bezza.

  • - [Joel] She is just the queen of UK baking.

  • - [Joel] That looks nice.

  • - [Lia] That looks nice!

  • It's a little bit of poussin

  • - [Joel] Poussin!

  • - With aioli.

  • - [Joel] Or just chicken.

  • - Or just chicken.

  • Mezza Bezza.

  • - So I wonder what scandal's gonna happen in here today,

  • no trying on clothes, okay?

  • - Oh no I wouldn't, I wouldn't go near a jacket ever again.

  • - Do you know, some people,

  • when you said it in the latest video, someone was like,

  • "No, I think that moment is like the most iconic moment

  • of Lia just trying on a jacket

  • and wearing it round a store".

  • - Is that more iconic than carrots?

  • Let us know in the poll!

  • - Yeah, let us know!

  • Oh my gosh, look at this cheese fondue.

  • - [Lia] Oh yeah.

  • - Ah! Or baked, that's huge!

  • Baked camembert, that's a whole baked camembert?

  • - [Lia] Joel, don't act like we couldn't hoover that

  • in like, one sitting.

  • - No I've never seen it this big,

  • normally it's like, that big.

  • Look how big that is.

  • - [Lia] That's massive.

  • - All of this festive cheese, I love.

  • Waxed cheese, do Americans have waxed cheese?

  • Probably not.

  • - [Lia] What's your favorite?

  • - Cheddar with plum chutney, Wensleydale with cranberries.

  • Ew! Wensleydale with salted caramel and white chocolate!

  • - [Lia] That's insane.

  • - That's ridiculous.

  • I wanna try it.

  • - [Lia] That sounds so nice.

  • - They're all a pound, that's great.

  • - [Lia] Oh my gosh, what's that?

  • That's a gingerbread

  • - [Joel] Gingerbread Yorkshire Wensleydale?

  • That's amazing.

  • Look, pheasant pâté.

  • - [Lia] Pheasant pâté, oh my gosh!

  • - We always have these at Christmas in the Wood household,

  • do you have these? - [Lia] Don't like 'em.

  • - You don't like them?

  • - [Lia] We always have them I don't like them.

  • I don't reach for them at all.

  • - I'm always just eating them at Christmas,

  • opening the fridge, raiding it, shoving them in

  • and Mum's like, "Where've they gone?"

  • - [Lia] Explain what they are.

  • - It's just like cream cheese with like,

  • herbs and stuff on it.

  • Delicious!

  • - [Lia] Stunning.

  • - Stunning!

  • - [Lia] So far, nothing in the basket.

  • - [Joel] With the tinsel?

  • - [Lia] Yeah, go on then.

  • - They've tried to decorate it nicely

  • but it just hasn't worked.

  • (Lia laughs)

  • - Look at all these tacky decorations!

  • (Lia laughs)

  • My Nan would've loved this.

  • - [Lia] I would, I'd like that as well, it's lovely.

  • - Really, to go on top of the Christmas tree?

  • It's lovely, isn't it? - [Lia] It's lovely!

  • - I mean, it's not to my taste but my family members,

  • some of them would love this, so

  • - [Lia] How much is that? £5?

  • - £5.

  • - [Lia] I love guessing prices!

  • Yes, yes, yes.

  • It's not tacky Joel, it's cute!

  • - No that's nice, just this is tacky.

  • - [Lia] Aww!

  • - Or these, the foil garlands.

  • - [Lia] Oh my gosh, is that a burger?

  • - [Joel] Oh my gosh, that's amazing!

  • - [Lia] That's so funny!

  • - [Joel] That's so good!

  • - Do you know what, I know how much you love burgers

  • so I'm giving you a burger bauble!

  • - [Joel] I'm giving you a burger!

  • - Oh my god, Joel, burger nips for me!

  • - [Joel] Yeah! Two for you.

  • Look I just saw, the cupcake is more my vibe.

  • (laughs)

  • - This is the kind of decoration

  • for someone who thinks they're like really classy

  • and thinks they're like a Mrs Clause, a sexy Mrs Clause,

  • but it's just tat.

  • - It's just tat, that's the thing.

  • It's always dangerous, us giving our opinion on things

  • 'cause if any of you guys have it at home,

  • you'll be like, "What? I love that."

  • - This looks fun.

  • - But it's just our personal opinion guys,

  • don't get triggered!

  • - Snow spray!

  • The only thing that should be in a tin, not cheese.

  • Snow spray!

  • - [Joel] Not cheese?

  • - [Lia] Oh snow spray! There you go!

  • - [Customer] Thank you!

  • - That's alright, always helping the nation.

  • - [Joel] These are what lonely people buy,

  • I need one of these.

  • Just for my lonely bedroom.

  • - I think they're so cute!

  • - [Joel] Aren't they?

  • - [Lia] I'd have that in the living room.

  • - [Joel] Yeah I like the white one and I like the green,

  • but not the pink or blue.

  • - Yeah, that's what you get like for a kid

  • that's got a pink bedroom.

  • - I just love that we left our trolley in the way

  • and a woman like pushed it out of the way.

  • - [Lia] Really?

  • - [Joel] Joel and Lia messing with shoppers.

  • - Just classic us, we're like yeah yeah yeah.

  • - [Joel] Yeah, just taking over the whole supermarket.

  • I wonder how much hate we're gonna get on this video?

  • Love it!

  • - Joel, probably quite a lot.

  • - [Joel] Probably quite a lot.

  • - Just to get something clear, nothing against Asda,

  • I would do my shop in Asda, I would do my weekly shop here.

  • - Yeah, Asda's the best!

  • Where my parents live there's a massive Asda nearby

  • so I've always grown up coming to Asda, love it.

  • - Yeah, I think Asda's better than Tesco anyway.

  • It just feels cleaner.

  • Yeah, oh yeah, I prefer Asda to Tesco, definitely.

  • And you get bigger bargains.

  • - Bigger bargains!

  • - Bigger bargains.

  • - I know that it's not Christmassy

  • but I'm gonna have to go down the cleaning aisle

  • in a minute, need to clean up my life.

  • - [Joel] Yeah you do.

  • (festive music)

  • This is the reduced shelf but as you can see,

  • it's been raided, there's nothing left really.

  • What are you doing?

  • - It's for when you try and get your whites white again.

  • - [Joel] Oh, you chuck a bit of bleach in there?

  • - Get your bowl, get a bit of thin bleach in there,

  • not a lot

  • - [Joel] Why thin and not thick?

  • - Thick one's more like toilet gel, I think.

  • - [Joel] Oh!

  • - Thin gel, like you can, thin gel?

  • Thin bleach you can do a lot with.

  • Also like, just general cleaning things,

  • like I wanna get my mop white again.

  • - [Joel] Quality content guys!

  • Lia's mop!

  • - My mop, it's gone all yellow.

  • - [Joel] If you're interested in Lia's mop, then

  • - If you're interested in a cleaning channel, thumbs up!

  • (laughs)

  • - [Joel] Look at these pancakes!

  • See guys, you think that we don't do American pancakes,

  • we do.

  • - [Lia] Oh, I'm not interested in the pancakes like that.

  • - [Joel] White chocolate pancakes.

  • Are you not? You like the crepes.

  • - [Lia] I like the crepes.

  • - [Joel] Crepes.

  • See, they're all thick thick thick thick thick thick.

  • - [Lia] Milk chocolate.

  • - [Joel] Mmm nice!

  • - [Lia] Mmm nice!

  • - [Joel] That's the bakery, guys.

  • - [Lia] Joel imagine that, filled in the middle,

  • Nutella, Nutella, Nutella, Nutella,

  • would you eat it?

  • - [Joel] Yeah.

  • - Your little face then!

  • You were like, "Yeah."

  • - [Joel] Delicious!

  • - And then some berries on top.

  • - [Joel] Not berries no, syrup.

  • - Syrup!

  • - Syrup, make it even sweeter.

  • I'd love it.

  • You can make your own cookies,

  • we've literally just done that.

  • - [Lia] Oh my gosh, Joel!

  • That's what we did today!

  • - [Joel] Yeah!

  • We ate this, didn't we?

  • - [Lia] Ah! We ate that in a mukbang.

  • - [Joel] Yeah, a mukbang, but it wasn't great, was it?

  • - [Lia] How do people say that word? Mukbang.

  • - [Joel] I say muk bang but they say muk bung?

  • Oh my gosh!

  • What is that?

  • Heinz ketchup?

  • - We got sent some mayonnaise by this brand

  • and they gave us one.

  • - They gave us one mayonnaise.

  • - Thanks Hellmann's, very generous.

  • - Thanks for your one, oh no that was Heinz.

  • - No, it was Hellmann's.

  • - Yeah, but that was just Heinz.

  • - Oh that's Heinz, oh yeah. - Sorry, I just dissed them.

  • - Oh Heinz would be very generous, I'm sure.

  • - Heinz would be very generous.

  • If Heinz are watching this, we love baked beans!

  • - We love Heinz and baked beans!

  • - Especially baked beans!

  • - But yeah, we're on our way to get loo roll,

  • Lia didn't want this in the vlog but it's going in,

  • we're gonna see what she wipes her bum with, guys!

  • - Let's see what loo roll she chooses, guys!

  • Where is the loo roll?

  • - [Joel] Not in this section.

  • We're lost.

  • Look at this, Prosecco.

  • - [Lia] So you've got Pinot Noir Rosé,

  • Prosecco which costs £12 a bottle!

  • - [Joel] I would always avoid buying Prosecco

  • that's in a shiny bottle like this

  • 'cause I think they've put too much effort to the bottle

  • and not enough to the actual Prosecco.

  • - [Lia] We'd probably drink that or we'd get that.

  • - [Joel] Oh yeah!

  • - [Lia] That's very Soho House.

  • - [Joel] I mean, it's kind of what I just said

  • about putting effort into the bottle

  • but still, this looks classier than that.

  • - [Lia] Yeah, if I turned up with that,

  • you'd be like, "Don't be a tacky bitch."

  • - [Joel] But also, that's twelve quid

  • and this is cheaper at nine.

  • Bargain!

  • - Anything under ten, isn't it? You're just like, mmm.

  • - [Joel] Yeah, I'm having it. - But one day Joel,

  • that'll be Joel and Lia Prosecco.

  • - [Joel] It'll be Joel and Lia's own brand Prosecco.

  • Here we are guys, toilet roll!

  • - Ever since I've been a successful Youtuber,

  • I've upped the quality, I now buy four-ply.

  • - [Joel] Wow!

  • - Whereas before I used to wipe my tush.

  • - So thank you guys so much for watching,

  • by watching our videos, you're enabling Lia to buy four-ply!

  • - Okay, so let's just check it's four-ply

  • 'cause if it isn't four-ply,

  • I won't be able to wipe my bum with it.

  • - [Joel] Right, she's got a very fussy bum.

  • - This is all a joke by the way guys,

  • I literally don't care.

  • - [Joel] This is three layers, just three-ply.

  • - That's three-ply, that'll do to be honest,

  • as long as it isn't scratchy.

  • - [Joel] Yeah.

  • - As long as it isn't paper.

  • - Yeah, sand paper.

  • - Sand paper.

  • - I buy mine in bulk on Amazon

  • and it's not very good quality, sadly.

  • - [Lia] But Joel, I don't have as much space as you.

  • - Yeah, it's true.

  • Some scumbag has opened that and just raided it.

  • - [Lia] Oh that's horrific.

  • - [Joel] That's so bad.

  • So Lia's looking at tissues.

  • - Just these ones so that I don't put like loo roll

  • next to my bed.

  • - [Joel] Yeah and they say extra large

  • and I just told her that these used to be called man size,

  • and then it got banned 'cause it was sexist.

  • - So you can't call a tissue man size tissue

  • 'cause that triggered too many.

  • - [Joel] Men and women, women were like,

  • "Well I want big tissues, why is it man size?"

  • - Joel, it's still there!

  • Man size!

  • - [Joel] Oh my god!

  • - [Lia] They've moved it to the bottom.

  • - [Joel] They've moved it right to the bottom corner.

  • Sexist!

  • - Sexist!

  • - Right, Lia's defying gender stereotypes

  • and she's getting man size.

  • I've just had a horrible flashback.

  • When I used to work for Andrex bum wipes

  • and I was in the car park of a Tesco

  • trying to get people to feel the towelettes and be like,

  • "Yeah, wipe your bum with them."

  • It was so awkward.

  • Teaching mainly middle-aged women how to wipe their bum,

  • they were uncomfortable, I was uncomfortable,

  • that was my job, in a Santa hat,

  • it was around Christmas time as well.

  • Bum wipes.

  • - [Lia] Thank you Andrex.

  • - Thank you Andrex for the 70 quid for eight hours' work.

  • (both laugh)

  • - I love that we've spent so much time

  • of our Christmas vlog in the loo roll section.

  • - I mean, it's an important thing.

  • - Are we going upstairs?

  • Please tell me they've got one of those

  • - [Joel] Travelators, yeah they do!

  • - That's what I'm here for.

  • - Oh look, tinsel!

  • Try on some tinsel.

  • - Oh okay.

  • Yeah and then not pay for it.

  • - [Joel] Yeah.

  • Triggered, "I can't believe you're wearing tinsel!"

  • - I'm keeping this on for the vlog guys

  • and we're gonna spray some perfume on it.

  • - [Joel] Oh get over it.

  • - It smells like Warehouse.

  • - [Joel] Does it? You could spray something on it then.

  • - I just like tickled my nose.

  • - [Joel] So, how disrespectful is this?

  • All I want for Christmas is

  • Okay.

  • - [Joel] Let's go.

  • - As soon as Joel gives me the eyes, I know to stop.

  • - [Joel] I'm like, stop.

  • - He gives me the eyes as if someone's looking at us

  • like we're crazy.

  • - [Joel] I know, I felt someone out of the corner of my eye

  • just like watching and I thought it was security.

  • - Up the travelators, oh my gosh.

  • - [Joel] Oh here we go, don't crash!

  • - The reason why this is exciting guys

  • is 'cause we don't really get these in London.

  • - [Joel] No, look!

  • They're flat!

  • Oh and it locks the trolley so you can't move it,

  • try pushing that.

  • Push it.

  • You can't.

  • - Trolley's locked.

  • Oh I love the views from up here.

  • - [Joel] The views are stunning.

  • Concrete jungle where dreams are made of.

  • It's good though, isn't it?

  • You can see what aisle what's on.

  • - [Joel] Yeah, the vibes in here are mental.

  • Oh look, 19 sleeps before Christmas!

  • - Well, wow.

  • Well, everyone knows my feeling on this material.

  • - [Joel] You love it.

  • - I love that.

  • - When we tried on something like this in Walmart,

  • people were like, "You're gonna get nits!"

  • Don't care.

  • - [Lia] Do it for the vlog darling. Oh that's adorable!

  • Thumbnail!

  • Aww.

  • He's such a cute little Christmas

  • - The lice.

  • - [Lia] The lice!

  • Super Turkey.

  • Imagine you just going home for Christmas this year

  • and your family are like, "You've changed!"

  • - You've changed!

  • I'm a Youtuber now.

  • (Lia laughs)

  • - [Lia] I like the size of this wine glass,

  • look at that.

  • Do you know what?

  • I need to stop talking about alcohol,

  • I saw a comment today that was like,

  • "You guys need to seriously stop drinking."

  • - We never drink!

  • - [Lia] Honestly, it's all a prop guys.

  • - It's all a prop.

  • Also, you see like a heavily edited section of our lives

  • and then that's when we drink.

  • - [Lia] Yeah, we literally don't drink booze at all.

  • - No, never! But you think we do it all the time.

  • - [Lia] People are like, "You're always drinking in videos."

  • - No, I'm not.

  • (Lia laughs) - Joel just said hi to people,

  • they're definitely not viewers,

  • they were like waving at us.

  • - They were like, "You're vlogging!"

  • - And it was like, yep.

  • - We've just bought some Crimbo cards.

  • - Not gonna show you them

  • 'cause they're going to our families.

  • - Yeah, lucky people!

  • - Doing the right thing!

  • Get them in the post next week, need to get some stamps.

  • - Oh yeah.

  • - Doesn't interest us any of this.

  • - [Joel] No.

  • - Well no, not until we've got a house.

  • I just sounded like so ungrateful like,

  • not until you've got your own place.

  • - No but it's true, I love looking around homewares

  • but we haven't got a house that's our own,

  • or like, we flat share with other people

  • so it's like, you don't wanna buy nice things

  • 'cause it's not yours.

  • - It's gonna get ruined, yeah.

  • - It's shared.

  • - Sha-hared.

  • - Sha-hared.

  • - Oh I do like looking at pans and stuff.

  • - [Joel] Oh yeah.

  • - Copper stone pan, that looks well nice.

  • Throwback to when I needed to heat my house

  • with all those electric heaters.

  • - I just explained how placemats work to Lia!

  • - [Lia] What did you say?

  • - I was like, "Oh we have these in our house,

  • you put them on the table

  • and then you put your plates on them."

  • - [Lia] Why did you do that?! - That's what placemats are.

  • - [Lia] That's mansplaining.

  • - Yeah, sorry.

  • - [Lia] You're not allowed to do that.

  • - Do you know what placemats are?

  • - [Lia] That's a really unattractive quality,

  • you don't normally do that to me.

  • - No, I'm the biggest you know, ally of women.

  • - [Lia] Yeah, exactly.

  • - So I've just seen more cards but

  • - [Lia] Anyone that tickle your fancy?

  • - Guys it's so funny,

  • just walked past a Mum who then whispered to her kids like,

  • "They're vlogging."

  • Like so many people in this shop are like,

  • "Vlogging?!"

  • - [Lia] Really? - "They're vloggers!"

  • - [Lia] I like that!

  • It's Walmart all over again.

  • Ohhh yeah.

  • (gasps)

  • The bottom halves feel very nice!

  • - [Joel] Treat yourself!

  • - [Lia] I'll just put that on my Christmas list

  • if anyone wants to send that to me!

  • No, I'm kidding.

  • - Do you wanna do self-checkout

  • or get someone to scan it for us?

  • - [Lia] Erm, well it depends if I'm gonna get ID'd

  • for my bleach.

  • - I don't think you get ID'd for bleach.

  • (Lia laughs)

  • - Well we've passed the self-checkout, there's a queue,

  • let's get someone to scan it for us.

  • - [Lia] Okay.

  • - Oh here's a nice lady.

  • - [Lia] Here's a nice lady!

  • - Here's a nice lady, she'll help us! (Lia laughs)

  • Right, we've finished.

  • - Finished!

  • So thrilled with my Christmas shopping.

  • - [Lia] Yeah well done, loo roll.

  • - Thank you so much,

  • treat yourself for Christmas guys.

  • - [Lia] Three-ply!

  • Hurry up, please.

  • - Well, thanks for joining us today guys,

  • that's been another day of Vlogmas.

  • - Yep, another day of Vlogmas over,

  • we've been to Asda, our British Walmart.

  • I mean, it's very normal to us

  • but we thought maybe you guys would enjoy watching it

  • and lots of you asked after the Walmart video,

  • do a British supermarket,

  • so that's what we did.

  • - [Lia] So there you have it,

  • I mean you know, there's no, nope.

  • - I mean, um, yep.

  • - I mean, no-one can complain can they really?

  • - No, well anyway, it's another day of Vlogmas done,

  • we're running out of ideas.

  • - Running out of ideas guys!

  • And we just literally walked around Asda,

  • so hopefully that'll pass.

  • - Yep, no hate everyone,

  • come back tomorrow.

  • - Hope everyone's feeling christmassy!

  • - Yeah, get your loo roll three-ply

  • and we'll see you tomorrow.

  • - See you tomorrow guys!

  • - See you, subscribe, goodbye!

  • - Bye! Notifications!

- Guys, welcome back to Vlogmas.

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