- OKAY.

- 'SCUSE ME.

'SCUSE ME.

- CAN YOU QUIET DOWN? - 'SCUSE ME.

- MEEGAN, YOU'RE BEING LOUD. - 'SCUSE ME.

- SHH. - AND...'SCUSE ME.

- MEEGAN.

MEEGAN? MEEGAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- ANDRE? - MEEGAN.

- ANDRE, WHERE ARE YOU?

- SHH. - YOU SHH.

I'M LOOKING FOR MY BOYFRIEND. - JUST GO.

- OKAY, I'M DOING IT RIGHT NOW, DUDE.

MEEGAN.

- ANDRE? - MEEGAN.

- all: SHH! - QUIET DOWN.

- DON'T SHH ME. - I'M SHUSHING YOU.

- ANDRE?

- MEEGAN.

- ANDRE?

- MEEGAN. - ANDRE?

- MEEGAN, COME HERE.

- ANDRE? - MEEGAN.

- ANDRE? - MEEGAN.

- ANDRE? - MEEGAN.

- ANDRE? - MEEGAN.

- ANDRE? - OH, MY GOD.

WHY WOULD YOU GO BACK TO WHERE YOU WERE BEFORE?

- SIRI, CALL ANDRE.

- DON'T CALL ME.

DON'T DO THAT. MEEGAN.

[cell phone rings]

I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.

MEEGAN, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? - ANDRE, WHERE ARE YOU?

- I'M BEHIND YOU. - WILL YOU FACETIME ME?

- I'M NOT GONNA DO IT RIGHT NOW. YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO SEE ME.

IT'S FUCKING DARK IN HERE. - I KNOW.

THAT'S WHY I CAN'T FIND YOU.

- I'M DIRECTLY BEHIND YOU. TURN AROUND.

- OKAY, I'M GONNA TURN AROUND.

- YOU DIDN'T NEED TO ANNOUNCE IT, JUST DO IT.

YOU D--I'M RIGHT THERE. FUCK.

FUCK. FUCK.

- STOP YELLING AT ME!

- MEEGAN, HAVE YOU SUSTAINED A HEAD INJURY

OR HAD A STROKE IN THE LAST TEN MINUTES?

- WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?

- MEEGAN.

- DUDE, PUT YOUR PHONE AWAY. - YUP. YUP.

- OMG, DID YOU JUST HANG UP ON ME?

- YES.

- I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU, SIR.

I'M TALKING TO MY BOYFRIEND.

- IT'S ME, MEEGAN.

- ANDRE! - YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE.

- NO, YOU GET OUT OF HERE. I CAN GO WHEREVER I WANT.

I'M LOOKING FOR MY BOYFRIEND.

ANDRE? ANDRE?

SHIT! GET OFF ME, MR. DIRECTOR.

- HE'S NOT THE DIRECTOR.

- CAN YOU SHINE THIS LIGHT ON THE AUDIENCE?

I WANT TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND.

LET ME SEE SOMETHING.

AH! THE LIGHT'S IN MY EYES.

- MEEGAN, GET OUT OF THE PROJECTION BOOTH!

- SHH. - DON'T SHUSH ME.

'SCUSE ME.

'SCUSE ME.

'SCUSE ME.

AND...

'SCUSE ME.

I COULDN'T FIND THE BATHROOM.