字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント Alright, thank you, thank you! very much, thankyou for coming out here. Alright. Okay- I didn't cure anything! Jesus Christ fucking Lifetime Achievement Award out here.I have been on the road for the last five months I don't know man, I just..I'm really thinking the worst of people really am. Seeing some of the animals..some of the the animals I see, like..I was in the airport the other day right? I'm sitting there waiting for my flight- just hating my life- and I'm watching this lady, she's eating Egg McMuffins, like, 'plural' she went through three of them, right down her throat like a pelican just like, right down her gullet and when she was done she wiped her face with the bag. No, with the bag! Not even like a gentlemen, just YEEEARRRGGHHH!! she just got a straight razor shave. Absolute animal. I saw this other dude he was so out of shape he was like, trying to itch his back and he couldn't reach it so he walked up to a support pole that was holding up an entire floor of the airport..he just walks up and he just starts like rubbing up against it. Like a grizzly bear. Just a fucking animal. Dude, I am so pro-Swine Flu, it's ridiculous I want it- we need a plague, I'm telling you. We need a plague. It's gotta happen. And don't be afraid, it's only gonna kill the weak. Put on a sweater, take some vitamins you're gonna be fine. You gotta let Mother Nature do her thing. Man, she's she keeps trying to help us out and we won't let her do it. Keeps trying to thin the herd every single time. We are like 'Gotta get your vaccinations!'--why?why? so Egg McMuffin lady can breed with the back-fat guy?